261 The Land of Hulai (13)

Xiao Ming finally didn't resist the temptation in his heart and followed up in the bathroom to take care of the senior. This can't be blamed on him, but only the rain in Hudi, blame this strange world for bringing about impermanent changes, and blame this impermanent change for the birth of wonderful and unpredictable love.

In the intimate space, love is the steaming heat, the water droplets that slide on the wall, the breath that smells each other, and every slight touch.

In the land of Hu Lai, Hu Lai should do Hu Lai's things, but Li Zheng felt that Xiao Ming was different.

So Boss Li, who has always been unruly, talked about the rules, like a mature adult, and everything was over. Yan Yueming was a little disappointed in his heart, but he felt that the senior loved him more, so he had a stomach full of words to tell him.

In the foggy room, Yan Yueming soaked in warm water, leaned on Li Zheng, and talked nonsense in a loud voice.

He talked about the moon that was eaten, what he saw and heard in the winter garden, and everyone on the garden road. took out all the things that happened when I was separated from Li Zheng some time ago and told him, and after a while, I felt that I was talking too much nonsense, so I raised my head and asked, "Senior, are you bored?" ”

Li Zheng smiled, "Then if I fall asleep because of this, will you feel bored?" ”

Yan Yueming shook her head.

Li Zheng: "Then it's not boring. ”

Yan Yueming's horn sound was like chanting a mantra, and Li Zheng was really sleepy when he heard it. But for him, being sleepy means that he is very relaxed, mentally relaxed, even if it has just rained, it seems to be okay at this moment.

By the time they were done bathing, their clothes were washed.

VVVIP Couple's Suite, which not only has a bar counter, but also a washing machine. After washing and drying the clothes back to clean and soft, Yan Yueming dried her hair and put on her clothes and went out, only to find that Li Zheng had already sat in front of the bar and was making tea.

At this moment, Li Zheng has reverted to the exquisite Boss Li, and the string of crystal beads on his wrist seems to have never been baptized by wind and rain, and still refracted fine light under the light.

"Senior." Yan Yueming trotted over.

Li Zheng slowly brewed tea and motioned for him to look at the bar. There was a red invitation card on the bar, Yan Yueming leaned over to look at it, and found that his and Li Zheng's names were written on it, and the signature was a capital English letter Y. He said, "The invitation was placed at the door, and he invited us to eat downstairs." ”

"Is his name Y?" Yan Yueming asked curiously.

"Yes. The crooked building is rich in crooked reasoning and heresy, and Mr. Y is a leader, and he is still very convinced. He pursued your aunt, not for beauty, not for fame, most likely because he went to fortune telling. There was a hint of banter in Li Zheng's tone.

"Fortune telling?" Yan Yueming was surprised.

"He's friends with Q Tower." Li Zheng said.

"I remember that Q Tower is a national teacher?"

"Self-appointed."

Yan Yueming couldn't help but ponder. If that's the case, Mr. Y asked Q Tower to tell his fortune, and because of the fortune telling results, he went to chase his aunt, but his aunt and Q Tower seemed to be in a group, and the two of them disappeared together.

He suddenly remembered what Li Zheng had said when he mentioned Sha Bosi, the director of Hudi TV, that if his aunt was willing, she could even know all of Sha Bosi's secrets, including the bank card password. And after Sha Bo Si reset, he won't even remember telling her at all.

Auntie, aunt she......

Yan Yueming fell into association and couldn't extricate herself, and suddenly, a fragrance of tea came to her nose. He looked down and a cup of tea was pushed in front of him.

Li Zheng: "Try it." ()”

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Li Zheng took out a handkerchief and wiped his hands, "He likes to eat fish eyeballs, but Hudi doesn't have a real fish, so the fish eye beads on the menu of the crooked building are actually glutinous rice balls." See through it, don't say it. ”

Yan Yueming realized that Li Zheng was making up for herself, and hurriedly became serious.

"Mr. Y's rules are the rules of crooked buildings. Here, his rule is positive. It's like he thinks that the crooked building is not crooked, but the ground is crooked. ”

"The ground is crooked?"

Li Zheng took a sip of tea and said, "After you entered the crooked building, did you feel that the floor was sloping?" ”

Yan Yueming was slightly stunned, and suddenly reacted. The crooked building is really crooked from the outside, so it is natural that each floor of it should be tilted in an arc. But when he entered here, he was right. At this moment, a drop of water on the table did not roll in the established direction, but remained on the table honestly.

Li Zheng wiped the drop of water away, "For Mr. Y, he is right in the building, and the building is also right, so the ground outside must be crooked." He never goes outside, so that statement will never be broken. ”

Yan Yueming suddenly realized, isn't this the ultimate otaku who is logically self-consistent within a limited range and will never break his own logic circle?

"Then if we can make this Mr. Y believe us and influence his judgment, won't we be able to change the rules of this building?" In less than a day, Yan Yueming has learned to draw inferences.

What is Bootstrapping? Isn't that what it is? But then, Yan

Yueming thought of another possibility, and her eyes flashed with brilliance, "Senior, you are a VVVIP customer here, you must have been here more than once, right?" Have you changed the rules here? ”

Li Zheng looked at Yan Yueming, rubbing the teacup with his fingertips, "Guess what? ”

Yan Yueming watched his movements, and a flash of inspiration came to her, "It's tea!" ”

Li Zheng hooked the corners of his mouth, "Mr. Y is an elegant person who likes to make tea around the stove on rainy days. Set up a small stove and pour in the red wine, spices and fruits. ”

Yan Yueming thought about that picture, drizzling the light rain, boiling tea around the stove, and putting the senior in it had no sense of disobedience. Why did the seniors change? Because of the spirit of experimentation?

"Because he put coriander in it."

“……”

Coriander, the lifelong enemy of seniors.

Yan Yueming instantly realized and decided not to ask any further questions.

At the same time, on the other side of Hudi, Yan Fei and Wen Lan were exploring Hudi Kindergarten. The kindergarten is a full nursery class, open 24 hours a day, and the parents of the children are elusive, and they may not know when they will come out to take their children home, so in this kindergarten, there are children in every period.

Parents also often admit that they are wrong

() children, and the children are particularly naughty and like to play the game "guess who I am" with the teacher. Teachers who admit mistakes are notified of criticism and then appear on the list of teachers for the next home visit.

Strangely, none of the teachers who went out to visit their homes returned.

That's why the kindergarten is always looking for new ones.

The kindergarten is closed and prohibits idle people from entering, but today is a rare open day, because Sha Boyi and his ex-wife's 108 Bao bravely entered the campus on a bus and crashed the gate.

Yan Fei didn't expect this, when he and Wen Lan rushed to the kindergarten and were about to enter as applicants, they were stunned when they saw the door that was slammed.

In the plot of SB's countless previous rebirths, 108 treasures never appeared in kindergarten, they can be hackers, business geniuses, talented artists, and even cute group pets, and the family property has not been distributed, how can they really go to kindergarten honestly?

But now, 108 Treasure has actually come and enrolled in school.

There is a new turning point in the plot.

Yan Fei was keenly aware of the importance of this inflection point, and immediately took Wen Lan to sneak into the campus to investigate the situation. And in this kindergarten, in addition to those strange teachers and students, as well as the sudden appearance of 108 treasures, the most concerned is the principal himself.

The director is of mixed race, and it is said that when her father and mother were buried together, they pushed the wrong stove. It was supposed to go to an ordinary incinerator, but who knew that it went into the reincarnation furnace.

As soon as the fire burned, the dead father and mother were reincarnated, and your settings and mine were strung together, and one was strung out - a scarecrow.

The scarecrow had the appearance of a human being, and when he lifted his clothes, he was inside a handful of scrap wood. It is not difficult to see from this that the director is a hybrid of NPC and stickman with a human appearance, she is afraid of fire and water, has many weaknesses, and will fall apart when she walks, and her force value is close to zero, but she is very strong.

This is one of the types of NPCs that search and rescue team members are most afraid of encountering, just like those dolls in the Strange Hut, once touched, they will foul, and your cognition will be wrong, and you will think that you are dolls, and gradually start to become strange. And when you face the principal, you don't know when to pull the straw out of your mouth, you think it's straw, but it's actually your intestines, your blood vessels.

Remember, never, don't let a bird land on your shoulder.

Don't give it "rice".

Because when the birds also think that you are a scarecrow, everything will be irreparable, and the three houses will not be able to save you.

At this time, the principal was in class.

She only teaches one handicraft class in kindergarten, because she has to use all kinds of knives in class, and if she accidentally hurts herself, it will fall apart. If it falls apart, once there is an open flame, it will set itself on fire, so let alone the fire in the classroom, there is not even a light on it.

Because the wires are short-circuited, they will also cause Mars.

The kindergarten does not have a second floor, and Yan Fei and Wen Lan are lurking outside the window and on the roof, quietly peeking into the classroom.

In the darkness, the principal, wearing a straw hat and skirt, held up a straw bird and was showing it to her students. She smiled softly, had beautiful features, a straw hat with a red bow, and buttoned earrings on her ears, and looked to be no more than twenty-five or sixteen years old, and she was very popular with the students.

Suddenly, there was a sound of tiles colliding on the roof, and the director looked up.

All the students looked up.

In the darkness, everything fell silent, and only breath could be heard.

Wen Lan's palms were already sweating, she clearly didn't move, it was impossible to touch the tiles, where did the sound come from. She quickly stabilized her mind and did not act rashly, but at this moment, the voice came from behind again.

It was a childish child's voice.

"Guess who I am, hee-hee."!