419 Smelly rumors
Chapter 419: Smelly Rumors
Far away in China, the matter of the S-level of country R should not have been transmitted back so quickly, but because the gang of people in country R have made too many moths recently, the overseas branch has been strictly monitoring them recently.
But even so, the researchers of the outer overseas branch didn't guess what was going on, because the [world] was moving too fast, so they didn't see the advisor go in and leave at all, so Chun Chun gloated, thinking that the S-class in country R was usually too pulled, which led to such a critical moment, it could even explode unexpectedly, and the sewer exploded directly.
The people from the overseas branch office smiled and passed the good news to the head office, and said, "The garbage in country R has finally been damned, and the underground water channel can be blown up, but you don't know that the temple is now filled with a strange smell within a hundred meters of it." ”
However, another person from the overseas branch said, "I smelled it when I passed by there before, but I don't think it looks like a sewer, but it is a little familiar." ”
"What a difference could the sewers make! Where exactly is the familiarity? Have you ever blown up your house too? ”
The man thought for a moment, "My family hasn't blown up the sewers, but my family used to run a stinky tofu factory." ”
Several people in the overseas branch looked at each other, and suddenly felt that what this person said made sense. But if you think about it, if it's really stinky tofu, then it has nothing to do with the sewer?
It must have been our own people!
By the time they received a message of condemnation from the S-class against the advisor, a few people immediately understood everything.
It's no wonder that the head office is so calm, and after receiving their gossip news, they haven't asked for specific details, maybe the head office knows this matter before them.
As for the consultants, they didn't think about it at all.
The conscience of heaven and earth, such a lack of morality, even if it is really the consultant himself, it must be the brother of the North Institute who pretended to be a consultant to do it.
Although they knew it, they still replied to the S-class very calmly, first very sloppily and officially expressed sympathy for them, and then said by the way that the consultant is now a fugitive in China, and since three days ago, they have begun to arrest the consultant, but the whereabouts of the consultant have not been found in China.
At the same time, the overseas branch also expressed his gratitude to the S-class in country R for finding the whereabouts of the consultant for the Huaguo Institute of History and Folklore. When the Institute of History and Folklore catches its advisor, it will definitely ask him to compensate for the loss of the temple in country R.
After reading the reply, the S-class in country R was directly angry and shut up.
The bomb was buried in a bath full of stinky tofu, and the moment it exploded, the juice of the stinky tofu almost pickled the ground. Unless the entire temple is pushed to be rebuilt, there is no way to clean up this strange smell that cannot be dispersed.
In particular, the temple burns incense every day, and the smell of incense is mixed with this stench, which makes people retching even more. Not to mention those little monks who still owe their cultivation, and relatively young differentiators, even the S-level can't stand it.
If their temple, like an ordinary hermit family, is unknown in some deep mountains and old forests, it is okay, but their temple is still a relatively famous scenic spot. Every day, people come to pray for blessings.
At this moment, this matter cannot be hidden at all.
In order to cover up this shameful truth, the temple only said that the water pipes were broken and the facilities were old and needed to be repaired. But in fact, the rumors outside are already very ugly.
There's even a photograph of an S-Class with its bare upper body soaked in an unknown gray liquid.
One sentence marked: "The truth of the temple"
Now, there are even more wild rumors. Some people even say that it is the outrageous content that the S-class used too much force when going to the toilet and cracked the sewer pipe directly.
But the most outrageous thing is the claim that the S-class is exercising new differentiation skills in this way.
Not only that, but the group of people in the overseas branch of the Institute of History and Folklore are all a group of pro-narrow monsters. Later, they obviously knew the truth, and deliberately did something outrageous to mock the S-class, and blatantly expressed their schadenfreude.
Yes, on the day that the S-class sent a message condemning the advisor, the overseas branch of the Institute of History and Folklore added a side dish of natto stinky tofu to the menu. And all the members ate for three days in a row, fully expressing their love for the new menu.
The S-class sat in the newly cleaned room, listening to the report of his subordinates, and trembled with anger.
But the next content is also very important, even if he knows that he is about to explode, his subordinates dare not say it, "The secretary of the Prime Minister said that it is recommended that you do not train some strange skills, our country's air pollution is already very serious. ”
"......" The S-class took two deep breaths, and still slapped the wooden table in front of him with an angry slap, "Damn stupid advisor!" ”
Seeing his appearance, his subordinates quickly poured him a cup of tea, and called someone to come in softly to remove the broken table and replace it with a new one.
Seeing that the S-class calmed down, Kita, his subordinates dared to ask, "Are you sure that the consultant did it?" I've always felt that consultants don't like they can do things like that, but more like ...... The people of the North Place. ”
As a result, the S-class waved his hand, "It's basically certain that it's him." ”
"Why?" The subordinates did not understand very well.
The S-class asked him, "If you're an advisor and you've been arrested by the North now, what do you want to do?" ”
The subordinate thought for a moment, "Maybe it's joining forces with us?" After all, we've worked together in the past. ”
But the S-class shook his head, "Impossible." ”
"The consultant planned the [Moon Girl], which is equivalent to a complete fight with everyone in the North Institute. And we are just scavengers in [Moon Maiden]. But even so, Yu Qiao and the head office of the North Institute and that Zhou Yi had to retaliate on the spot. Do you remember? That Zhou Yi didn't want to die, and he wanted to assassinate me. ”
Touching his chest, where was the mark left by an old dagger, "If it weren't for the strange legacy of that stand-in, I'm afraid I'd already be a dead man." ”
"And for so many years, the shepherd in the Garden of Eden has been targeting us and has not meant to let us go. Therefore, country R has been very excluded in the international divisive circle. ”
"Our divisives are not much less than those of Huaguo."
"But there are too few differentiators who have the right to speak, and our elite is indeed far inferior to Huaguo. It can only be said that now is the time when the sparrow can still fight hard. If we wait for him to grow up completely, we can only bow down. ”
"Country R has always been the country that is the most adaptable to the situation, so the advisor doesn't need to think about it to know that after the fall of the South Institute, his original plan will be revealed, and we will definitely hand over all the strange inheritances we picked up at the beginning, and ask for peace with Huaguo. At this time, it is the most wrong choice to come to us. ”
The subordinate thought for a while, "Then if he really came over this time to defect, will you take him in?" ”
S-class shook his head, "Of course not, not only not, but I will also send him to Huaguo as a gift for peace." ”
The subordinate nodded, "Indeed, the strange talk of country T, we also need Shi Que to charge into battle." You can't offend him at such a time. ”
The S-class laughed, "So! Instead of coming to us to cooperate, the advisor should use another way to disperse the pursuit of him by the North Institute. ”
The subordinates suddenly realized: "He wants to provoke the hatred of our country R and the North Institute." ”
"Yes." The S-class showed an approving expression to his subordinates, "He used this vicious provocation to make us misunderstand that he was the person sent by the North Institute to pretend to be him to stir up trouble." In this way, it can cause a contradiction between us and the Beijing Institute. ”
"If I'm not mistaken, soon several other forces around Huaguo will also be attacked by him. The method will not be much brighter than ours. ”
It can only be said that Huaguo's S-class mouth is the same as Kaiguang.
In just three days, not only country R, but also the surrounding country H, as well as some small countries that had not been very happy with the cooperation with the North Institute in the past, all encountered similar things.
Yu Qiao was in the video, holding [World] with one hand and pointing at Shi Que on the other, "You little cub is really bad!" Not only did they now fully believe that the advisor was doing the work, but they hated him so much. ”
Bo Yanzhao was relatively calm at first, but when he heard the back, he was shocked and speechless.
"Aren't you afraid that one of them is really stupid and will directly buckle the basin on us?" Bo Yanzhao was really a little speechless.
Shi Que shook his head, "That's why the teacher let the first stop go to country R or country H." Because the people of these two countries will definitely judge that they are advisers. And this kind of thing, as long as the first person pinched it accurately, then the people in the back, even if they have doubts, will follow it. ”
"What's more, it's not surprising that the consultant would do this!" Shi Que thought for a while and gave an example, "I think the consultant seems to have been sent by someone from our North Institute to burst the canned herring when he touched the jar, how normal it is for him to be inspired to use stinky tofu!" ”
"So why would someone send a consultant canned herring that bursts when it touches a jar?" Bo Yanzhao felt that this matter was a bit outrageous.
However, Yu Qiao on the other side of the video fell into an eerie silence.
Bo Yanzhao glanced at Yu Qiao, "No, you sent the canned herring!" ”
Yu Qiao cleared his throat, rarely showed a shy expression, and sighed, "It's all taught to me by the president!" ”
In the multi-person video, the head office was silent for a moment, and also tried to find a scapegoat.
However, looking around, all that was left was the loss that had just pushed the door in and looked confused.
The head office gritted his teeth, feeling that he could not be so conscienceless.
But he still spoke, pointed to the compensation and said, "As a monkey, how can you come up with such an unclear new idea!" ”
The monkey held the freshly fried stinky tofu with a bewildered expression.
Heart speaks, big brother, didn't you say that you were in a good mood today and wanted to eat fried stinky tofu? Why does it just become that it doesn't taste fresh?!
(End of chapter)