It's fried.

He couldn't read it.

He drank all the milk, and he didn't understand the principle of this simple magic trick performed in front of him.

Abnormal powers? It can't really be an anomaly, right? Is magic so hard in the world? But he's seen a lot of magic tricks lately, and none of them are so incomprehensible.

Edogawa got a small puzzle that couldn't be solved, and his brain was about to shut down. Xigong Yueyu looked a little scared - he always felt that the other party's CPU was smoking.

"Eh, I really can't do magic......"

Xigong Yueyu is more or less a little too teasing of the cat. He stood up, went to the fridge and put some ice in his cup, and poured himself a Coke to cool down.

"Ranbu-kun, don't think about it if you can't figure it out, it's a very ordinary little magic."

After saying that, he successfully made the other party more persistent.

Edogawa thought for a few seconds and suddenly got up.

He pounced on Xigong Yueyu-

"I want to learn magic!"

The big black cat suddenly took off, and the white cats on the sofa jumped up in shock, hunched over to see their master entangled by a black cat that was taller than him.

The white cat inexplicably has a feeling of being NTR.

But it's just a repair cat, and the owner can't get a bigger cat if he wants to......

The doorbell is ringing.

"Random steps, random steps, you let go first...... Magic or something, I'm going to open the door first? ”

Edogawa Ranbu is a little taller than the current Nishinomiya Tsukiyu, but he is cute enough, and there is no sense of disobedience when he makes a gesture of throwing himself into his arms. He almost pressed Xigong Yueyu into the crack of the sofa, and his forehead was against the other party's shoulder and neck: "Promise Lord Ranbu first!" ”

The white cat finally lost the couch where it slept.

The white cat was furious.

Angry, it jumped off the couch and opened the door.

"Teach me~I want to learn~"

- Osamu Dazai heard this voice when he entered the door.

He was silent for a few seconds, then closed the door, scooped the white cat on the ground into his arms, and walked to the living room almost without a sound. He always felt like he was at the wrong time......

Sure enough, Xigong Yueyu was almost stacked on top of each other teenager, and the whole person was entangled, and the two of them buried themselves in the soft cushions of the sofa together. His loose ponytail was scattered, and under his hair, which had been slightly curled for a long time, was a white neck, slender and fragile.

Osamu Dazai carries a cat in his pocket.

Watch suck.

"I'll teach you next time!" Xigong Yueyu couldn't bear it.

As soon as he looked up, he could see Osamu Dazai standing in the doorway with his big clever and stupid white fat cat in his hand - he shouldn't have let the cat learn to open the door!

"Dazai-kun, that's not how it is."

"Excuse me, it's not the right time for me to come."

Ranbu raised his head, he pressed the moon of Nishinomiya, and invited Osamu Dazai with full of spirit and curiosity, his eyes full of excitement: "No, you came at the right time!" ”

……

"So, you can do magic too?" Osamu Dazai raised an eyebrow.

Nishinomiya Yueyu held a hair ring in her mouth, and her hands were tied to her hair behind her head. Hearing this, he shook his head and just refused with "hmm".

"He will!" Ranbu let out an aggrieved voice, "I suspect he used his powers." ”

- Nishinomiya Crane Shadow has no special abilities, although he is strong enough and his profession is naturally mysterious, but the exposure is also enough. Every career line from childhood to adulthood has traces to follow, and if he really has a strange ability, his enemies would have found out a long time ago.

But Xigong Yueyu is different.

Most of his information is well protected, and there are no clues about the anomalous abilities.

"I don't have any supernatural powers." Xigong Yueyu said, "Neither my brother nor I have." ”

But there is no argument.

It just so happens that Osamu Dazai is here, and this person has the ability to neutralize the alien ability, and as long as it is an alien ability, it can't play any role in front of him. Nishinomiya Tsukiyu couldn't resist the invitation of the two, and performed in front of him to take out the milk from the backpack again, and Osamu Dazai held his hair the whole time.

After the thing was put into the backpack, it was stationary, and it was impossible to open the milk carton in the space, and the carton of milk he had used just now had already been poured out for the most part, and it was half a full glass when it was poured at this time.

"Not really." He lay down and handed the milk cup to the two of them, "A year's share of magic has changed." ”

Now, even Osamu Dazai, who was so close, didn't find any clues. The two curious cats took the cup of white liquid and sniffed it closely—it was indeed pure milk with a faint fishy smell.

"Don't move here."

They came closer.

"It's over soon, it doesn't hurt."

……

Searched.

Four nimble and sharp claws groped around him, nearly ripping off his pants along the way. The change, keys, candy stuffed into his pocket, props, pokers, knives, and even some strange mechanical items hidden in the mezzanine were all searched.

The only thing is that there is no milk carton.

Xigong Yueyu looked loveless.

"How so?" The two cats looked even more lifeless than he was, and they got together to discuss, "I really can't find a clue." ”

[Yueyue, you ......] the system considers, [you are dirty. But it also looks good? Isn't it a special flavor to lie flat? 】

He covered his face and said to the two curious fellows, "Don't look at me, I won't explain the secret of magic to you, the mystery has to be discovered by yourself." Or ask my brother, he taught me all my magic. ”

"It's Dazai-kun, what are you doing with me today?"

He watched the other party push people into the water from the perspective of a snake and snake, and looking at Osamu Dazai at this time was like opening a god's perspective to hang a green tea villain pretending to be cute.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, smiled like a cat, wilted: "I caught a mouse today, I'm super happy!" "Gleefully describe the joy of cat and mouse.

Ranbu also interjected: "Just let the rat fall into the water?" You should call the police and get him in. ”

“…… I'm Mafia. ”

How could Mafia call the police?

Although he didn't understand it very well, Xigong Yueyu still figured out that the person's identity was not a good person.

He was a little stupid when he was a snake, but now the intelligence of the body occupies the high ground again. He remembered that when the dragon head war, there was an inexplicable force behind him to muddy the waters. At that time, he went to investigate, but the results he got pointed to the forces on the Russian side.

He didn't know anything about it, except that there was an underground intelligence organization called the Rats of the Dead House, whose leader was particularly mysterious - just like him, he controlled things and barely let people know his name and appearance. He had thought about cooperating with each other, and he had also referred to each other's intelligence operation models.

Competitors are also good partners to work with. Here's how he labeled the other party.

Well...... His snake isn't going to break the boss of that organization.

Anyway, it's the snake's fault, not his problem.

Xigong Yueyu looked away, listening to the two people there talking about something that was too bad for mice, and his mind drifted to the system again: "Have you fixed any other functions?" ’

[I'll take a look......] The system looked it up, and [yes, I fixed seven bugs and created five new bugs!] 】

‘……’

'Well, are you running entirely on bugs?' ’

[Hey, I don't want to. 】

So the system checked the bugs, which were garbled when the code page was turned halfway through, would suddenly jump to the first page, the font was optimized to be uglier, the words were □□ and the zero point stuttered.

'Don't break yourself up. ’

The system stickman patted his chest and reassured.

“…… Then I'll leave! Ranbu didn't know what he communicated with Osamu Dazai, and the two of them talked happily and said goodbye to each other lovingly. He sent Ranbu out the door, and he came back again.

Then he suddenly collapsed his face.

The gifted detective is so scary, he feels like he has been seen through inside and out. He doesn't like to be dragged into the sun a little bit, exposed, that feeling might as well be dead.

"What the hell is the matter with Dazai-kun coming to me?"

"Isn't it okay to take a vacation today?" He touched the white cat raised by Xigong Yue, and the little thing without conscience immediately began to rub his fingers, completely ignoring the real owner.

"Absolutely, always welcome."

I saw that Osamu Dazai was just here to rest and regain his social energy. Nishigong Yueyu didn't focus on him, but cut his hair and added the newly purchased pet food to the automatic feeding machine.

Drip. The feeder is starting to fill the grain.

Pig Mimi, who was lying on Osamu Dazai's lap, took off one by one, kicked him three times on his thigh, and flew into the sea, drifted in corners, sprinted in a straight line, and inhaled in the storm.

One second too late and I'm going to starve to death.

“…… There is reasonable suspicion that you did it on purpose. ”

"No, Xiaobai eats at this time every day." Nishinomiya Yueyu looked at the cat hair stained on Osamu Dazai's suit pants, the white color was particularly obvious, and he simply went to get a sticker, "I also saw Nakaya today, you are on vacation?" ”

"I was lucky not to be oppressed by my boss for a day."

"Oh, but Dazai-kun is still wearing this formal suit, I thought you were working." Nishinomiya Yueyu has seen Nakahara Nakaya wearing private clothes, but he has never seen Osamu Dazai change clothes at all.

"It doesn't matter."

Osamu Dazai stretched.

"If you're sleepy, there's an empty bedroom on the second floor to rest in." Xigong Yueyu added, "It's not my brother's. ”

Osamu Dazai wanted to refuse, but it was really easy to soften people's minds with such gentle and meticulous care, and he somehow complied, and lay down on the soft bed in the bedroom full of sleepiness, sinking into a harmless gentle country.

"You can come to me anytime you wake up, I'm in the study on the first floor." Nishinomiya turned off the bedroom light, and her voice was soft and slow, "Good afternoon, Dazai-kun." ”

He softly closed the door and went downstairs.

On weekdays, he does stay in the study all the time, Xigong Yueyu always feels that there are a lot of things worth learning, and it is right to read more books for a while, and it is good to hang up the body to control other vests.

Today, however, he has too many guests.

When Xigong Yueyu opened the door lazily again, what he saw was someone who was not so welcome-

A black trench coat, long white hair, sharp eyes like knives, and the cold aura that surrounds him.

"Gin, what are you going to do?" So his expression also sharpened, and the gentleness that appeared five minutes ago was gone, and he was all cold, "Didn't you say that you shouldn't come and disturb us if it's okay." ”

Gin looked at him for a few seconds, this young man who looked weak and could not help but be able to pinch him.

Snort.

"I really don't understand, why...... will value you so much. ”

Nishinomiya Yueyu didn't want to pull with him, he also had a Dazai Osamu upstairs, and if he was seen, it would be more or less troublesome: "You don't have to worry about my business." If there's a task, just say it. ”

- There can't be a mission.

He is the one directly subordinate to the boss in the organization, and the boss ......

After the successful usurpation of the vest he had installed a few years earlier, there was no more mission to speak of.

What should I do if there are too many jobs for migrant workers?

Be the boss directly!

- It turned out to be really a task.

"Shirley is coming back. She doesn't have a high level of obedience right now, and the organization needs you to watch over her for a while. ”

The matter of the scientific research department, he really doesn't know much about this fake idle boss. Nishinomiya Yueyu and Shirley were quite familiar when they were in the United States, and everyone knew about this, so it was normal for him to take the task.

It was only fitting that he would be gentle and brainwash Shirley.

"Okay." Xigong Yueyu should go down. He promised to raise a new traitor for the Order.

What to do if being a boss is too tired?

If you go out of business, you don't have to do it!

He was in a hurry to push Gin away, but it backfired, and Gin seemed very interested in his current home in Yokohama, and squeezed in through the door as if no one was around.

And at the end of the view, a familiar figure appeared.

Nishinomiya Yueyu: Why did Ranbu come back!

Belch! If you are seen in a random step, Gin will really suffer!

He grabbed Gin by the arm and pushed him to a room on the first floor, where they had built a study, a studio, and a cloakroom. There are a lot of cabinets, enough for Tibetans.

Gin somehow didn't resist Xigong Yueyu pushed him with this little strength, until he was stuffed into the closet, and confusion slowly appeared in his habitually indifferent eyes: "? ”

"Gin, I command you." Xigong Yueyu began to babble nonsense, "Please, don't come out within ten minutes." ”

He went to meet Ranbu in a hurry.

……

"Yueyu! I'd like to ask you if you want some magic props—"

Ranbu's cheerful voice paused. He wondered.

Xigong Yueyu looked so panicked.

At the same time.

Osamu Dazai yawned and pushed open the door from the bedroom on the second floor: "...... It's so noisy when the door opens and closes......"