2. Happy retirement!
Luke, who was lying on the white fat man's corpse, didn't dare to rest much.
After feeling that his chest was not beating so violently, he sat up from the white fat man's body again, and then rummaged through the white fat man's pockets with both hands.
Soon.
The white fat man's wallet was found by Luke.
into the eyes.
The cash in the wallet is standard white cash.
Luke glanced at it, then took out two twenty knives printed with the seventh president Andrew Jackson and five with the first president George Washington in the wallet, and casually stuffed them into his pocket, looking at the few cards in the wallet.
A Visa credit card.
Took it.
A membership card for a hot dog shop.
Useless.
A fitness card for a trendy gym.
Fitness?
Lu Ke was slightly stunned, looking at the white fat man riding under him, weighing less than 200 pounds, and frowned.
Are you sure you have used this fitness card?
Luke shook his head, flipped off the white fat man's body, snatched the hat from the white fat man's head, put it on his head, and then staggered towards the tent behind him.
Ten minutes later.
Lu Ke, who was wearing a white fat man's coat and a white fat man's hat, looked at the white fat man in the tent that was beginning to burn with flames expressionlessly, looked at the fire that had risen, turned around, and went straight through a collapsed wall gap in the garbage dump.
After leaving the dump, Luke walked outside, and then saw a roadside stall on the side of the road that had also started to sell hot dogs, and walked towards it.
"Fack, I must complain to the municipality why there is no sign in that sinkhole!"
With an angry expression on his face and an accent of an old London yellow flag, Luke came to the stall under the surprised eyes of passers-by and hot dog stall owners, and while scolding the municipal government, he said to the stall owner: "Three simple hot dogs, damn it, I shouldn't have gone out today." ”
The stall owner looked at Luke, who was covered in sewage, listened to Luke's words, and suddenly said "God bless you" and quickly made a hot dog for Luke.
Soon.
After paying five dollars, Luke gets three pieces of bread from the stall owner and a simple hot dog with a sausage inside.
"Thank you!"
"No thanks."
After politely thanking the stall owner, Luke then, after scolding the municipal government again, turned around and left the stall with sympathy and laughter in the surprise of others, and then turned left and walked into a small alley.
When he walked into a small alley, he grabbed the hot dog in the plastic bag and ate it directly.
Luke could now clearly feel the aftermath of the body's adrenaline elapse.
At this time, if he doesn't replenish his energy in time, even if he is lucky enough not to die, I'm afraid the sequelae will make him worse than dead.
Soon.
Three hot dogs under the belly.
Luke couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief as he felt his stomach and intestines finally stop cramping, and after getting through the biggest crisis of the moment.
Damn the Lord God.
I said yes, let me retire and live out my old age in peace.
That's how you let me retire?
Get the hell out of here!
Luke took a deep breath and cried out to the Lord God in a frenzy.
But......
There was no response.
A breeze blew.
Luke felt the stench coming from the tip of his nose, couldn't help retching, looked at the clothes covered with sewage on his body, once again put the idea of settling accounts with the main god in the back of his mind, and followed the memory of his predecessor to a black hotel opened diagonally opposite the Golden Dragon Seafood Restaurant in Chinatown, which only needed twenty dollars to stay overnight.
Ten minutes later.
Luke walked up to the second floor, took the key given by the boss just now, opened the room, and after entering the room, he closed the door with his backhand.
The room is not big.
A wooden bed that looked old, with blackened and even moldy sheets and duvet covers.
Next to the wooden bed was a pitiful bathroom that was just as small.
Besides.
Nothing else.
However, Luke did not come to visit, but after one look, he walked into the small bathroom, took off his clothes, and turned on the shower head.
The stench on his body was already unbearable for him.
Under the shower head.
Luke mixed the water with a pitiful, barely available shampoo, squeezed it on his head, and then rubbed his shoulder-length black hair vigorously.
The sewage from the hair flowed on the tiles of the bathroom, and then flowed down the squatting toilet at the feet.
"!"
"Lord God, get out of here."
Luke looked at this scene, his scalp tingled, and while rubbing harder, he once again thought of the culprit who promised to retire without any morality, and directly threw him into a moisturizing body - the main god.
He was originally a young man who grew up under the red flag, and suddenly one day, he saw that famous sentence on the computer.
Want to understand the true meaning of life?
Then the main god descended and brought him into the precarious main god space.
The Lord God told him that as long as he could complete nine hundred and ninety-nine missions, he would be able to choose a new world and start his indefinite and happy retirement with whatever he wanted.
Luke believed.
If you don't believe it, you can't help it.
After all, he is the fish and the main god is the blade.
Luke could only hold the mentality of either dying early and detaching early, or completing and enjoying retirement early, and plunged headlong into the ocean of reincarnation, helping the main god to conquer one world after another.
Finally......
He did it.
And the main god did not regret it, after staying ten times, Lu Ke still decided to go, so he let Lu Ke strip off all the items and rewards obtained in the main god space, blocked the gene lock of the first person under the main god who had reached the tenth order, and let Lu Ke stand under the big ball of light, and sent Lu Ke to the new world to start his retirement life.
The result?
He was put on a Runren who was called an electronic pet on the Internet.
What about a happy retirement?
You can do whatever you want, and you can have a carefree new world of freedom if you want.
!
The more Lu Ke thought about it, the more angry he became, and while rubbing the mud on his body, he fired wildly at the main god in his heart: "Don't pretend to be dead for me, Lao Tzu knows that you are here, come out for me!" ”
That's when it happened.
Ding, ringing in my head.
The next second.
Luke only felt a light in front of him, and then a curtain of light appeared in front of his eyes in an instant.
"Ding!"
"Yes, dear!"
"I wish you a happy retirement."
“……”