17 Master of Abstraction
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[Little sister: You have to respect me when you speak, right? 】
[Tang Tang: I can't bring it, I can't bring it at all. 】
Xu Tang gritted his teeth and said, "Is the identity of a college student wronged you?" ”
Lian Xin blinked: "But he says he wants to be a sixty-year-old college student, and I don't look like I am sixty years old." ”
"Don't you see such a big comma? There are two eggs under the eyebrows, and the light will blink without looking. ”
Lian Xin took a closer look, and there really was.
"Hehe, people are short-sighted."
In the end, the two of them enjoyed a half-price discount, and with the remaining ten yuan, they started today's road to riches.
Xu Tang originally wanted to go to the haunted house to apply for an NPC, but it happened that the surrounding haunted houses were being renovated and he couldn't apply. He could only think about his other skills.
"Do you know how to draw?" Helping passers-by on the street is also a good option and the cost is low. It's a pity that he won't, otherwise he would have been on it.
Lian Xinxi smiled: "Yes, my brother has always praised my paintings for their artistic attainments. ”
"So powerful, what kind of painting are you drawing?" Sure enough, it's the protagonist.,The skills are all full.。
"Abstract paintings, my brother said I could draw them every time, so he couldn't see them."
"......" really can't hope too much for him.
This path didn't work, and Xu Tang quickly remembered another skill of Lian Xin.
"Are you a good chess player?" He remembered that it was written in the novel that Lian Yan was superb in chess and could even fight with Lian Yan.
"Yes, yes." Lian Xin is still very confident in this regard.
Xu Tang snapped his fingers, went to the commissary to discuss with the boss, first took a pair of chess on credit, asked for a piece of cardboard and a pen, and took him to the famous Go park in the city. Although the weather is hot, there are still a lot of good chess masters gathered here, and two masters are playing two steps.
Xu Tang found an open space to sit down, and wrote a chess game on the cardboard, ten yuan at a time, fair to win or lose, and never in arrears.
After waiting for ten minutes, the old man who passed by just looked at it and didn't come forward.
In their opinion, playing chess with such young people is not interesting, and they have to find a veteran to feel it.
Lian Xin held his face in distress: "Why don't they play with me." ”
Xu Tang looked at the uncle gathered in front of him, got up and said, "You wait, someone will come soon." ”
He squeezed into the pile, and the two players sitting diagonally in front of him were fighting fiercely.
"Uncle, who is more powerful of these two?" Xu Tang casually asked an uncle.
The uncle smiled and said, "It's all amazing, our master." ”
"Huh? This is the best guy you have here? I feel average. ”
The person next to him immediately shouted a lesson: "What do you know about you little brat?" Do you watch chess? ”
"I'm not very good, but my friend is very good. He has won all the invincible opponents in the world, and he came here to find a master, but it feels like you are all average. Xu Tang launched a radical attack.
The uncle laughed angrily at him: "Win the invincible opponent in the world? Today's young people really come when they talk big! ”
"If you don't believe it, you can go over and try it, and if you can win him, I'll bow and apologize to you."
"Hehe, you wait for me! You continue to watch the game and see how I clean up these two little boys who don't know how to get rid of the sky. One of the uncles walked up to Lian Xin with Xu Tang, and snorted coldly after seeing the signboard: "You think our elderly people's money is easy to earn, right?" Today I will let you know what it means to lose all your money! Do you dare to raise the price to a thousand yuan! ”
The hairy boy dared to come here to spread wild, hehe, today they will teach him how to behave!
Lian Xin looked at him worriedly: "Don't, it's too much." ”
"What, you're scared?"
"I'm afraid you'll lose all and won't be able to enter the house at night." Lian Xin is very sincere.
The uncle took out his wallet and slapped it on the table: "Okay, I want to see if you can have this ability!" ”
He figured it out, he had to win the little kid in front of him within ten minutes, otherwise it would be hard to quench his anger!
As a result, in the first five minutes, the uncle was eliminated by Lian Xin.
Seeing that the uncle's face was green, Lian Xin comforted him intimately: "It's okay, it's okay, it's also amazing to be able to hold on for five minutes." ”
Xu Tang wanted to speak and stopped, he was really good at speaking.
The uncle trembled with anger and called his old friend to come over to support the field: "You, you wait for me!" Lao Zhang! Wang, come here! ”
No way, it must have been his carelessness just now.
The uncles came to challenge one by one like gourd babies saving grandpa, and in the end they lost so much that their faces were green, and they sat together in rows, looking desolate and pitiful.
Xu Tang couldn't stand it: "You comfort the masters, I'll go and return the chess money." ”
They only charge 10 fast per game, and they earn a total of 300, except for the money from Go, the next living expenses are enough.
Lian Xin poured tea for the uncles one by one: "Everyone is great, the chess skills are exquisite, but it is not obvious." ”
Xu Tang stumbled, afraid that he would be beaten by the uncles.
When he came back, he found that Lian Xin had a thick wad of banknotes in his hand, which looked like it should be 20,000 yuan smaller.
"Who gave it to you?"
Lian Xin was also very confused: "I don't know, there was an uncle who came to compete with me, and after losing, he put down the money and rode away." I asked the other uncles if they knew each other, and they said they didn't. ”
Xu Tang frowned, could it be that Lian Yan asked someone to send money to Lian Yan?
Lian Yan also had this idea, and called Lian Yan while he was in the bathroom.
"Brother, did you ask someone to send me money?"
"I didn't."
"Not you? Who else could that be. Lian Yan was even more curious, if Lian Yan really gave the money, he would definitely tell him generously.
Lian Yan was quiet for a moment and did not answer this question: "Have you been happy these days?" ”
"Happy, it turns out that you don't need so much money to have a good time."
"It's good to be happy, can you rest tomorrow night?"
"Uh-huh! The recording will end tomorrow at 9 o'clock, and you will have a day off the day after tomorrow. ”
"Okay, my brother will come and pick you up then."
"Okay, Tang Tang misses you so much, I must be very happy to see you." Lian Xin helped Xu Tang say good things.
Lian Yan didn't answer this sentence, and hung up the phone after caring about him for a few more words.
Soon, Wei Xiang also called: "Mr. Yan, he's back." Just now he asked people to send money to Xiao Xin. ”
Lian Yan hummed faintly, similar to what he guessed.
"Then we'll ...... next," Wei Xiang couldn't figure out what he thought.
"Keep watching, let me know if there's a situation."
He had promised him before that if he could make a comeback, he would give him a chance.
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"You said your brother didn't give you money? So who gave you this money? ”
Lian Xin shrugged: "I don't know, but it's definitely not my brother." There is no need to hide it when he gives it. ”
Xu Tang thought of a person in his head, but no, now is not the time for him to appear.
Oh, I almost forgot, it was written in the novel that he helped Lian Xin many times when he was on a variety show.
This soft egg, you have to ask someone to give money, and you don't dare to come by yourself.
"Tang Tang, what's wrong with you?" Lian Xin looked at Xu Tang curiously.
Thinking that Lian Xin would soon become an active love brain, Xu Tang was very irritable.
"You swear, you will never be a love brain."
"I'm definitely not a love brain." Lian Xin swears, please, he's super sane okay.
Xu Tang rubbed his hands: "You'd better be, otherwise it's like this." ”
He punched the pillow.
At this time, Lian Xin didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and giggled at him.
With enough money, the next recording was much easier, and the two of them traveled around and ate all the food streets in the neighborhood.
At the end of the live broadcast in the evening, everyone packed up their things and waited for someone from the company or friends to pick them up.
Xu Tang was packing his suitcase in the room, and when he heard footsteps behind him, he thought it was Lian Xin coming: "Have you packed your things, otherwise I'll go over and help you collect them?" ”
"Okay." The voice sounded, but it wasn't Lian Qi.
Xu Tang rolled his eyes, what was he going to do here.
Chen Shaoxun walked up to him: "Add a contact information, Xu Tang, I really like you." ”
Xu Tang pinched his eyebrows, he said it in this tone, and he didn't know that he thought it was a particularly honorable thing to be liked by him.
"I'm sorry, you're not the one I like."
"Which one do you like?"
"I like to take out my one for 100 million anytime, anywhere, can you?"
Chen Shaoxun was still unwilling: "There is no 100 million, but it must be no problem to raise you." Xu Tang, our family ......"
"How your family is is your family's business, I don't want to know, please leave." Xu Tang didn't have the patience to chat with him anymore.
Chen Shaoxun was entangled, and he had to use Xu Tang's mobile phone to apply through his friends.
With a "snap", a marble hit Chen Shaoxun's shoulder. This time the pain was even stronger than the last time, and he didn't even need to look at it to feel that it must be bruised.
When he turned his head, what he saw was not Lian Yan, but Lian Yan.
"Get out."