Chapter 51: Husband, Go Grocery Shopping
"Remember my love, remember my love, remember that I am waiting every day, I am waiting for you to come back, don't forget me, don't forget me~~"
The record player sings cheerful songs.
In the cheerful singing, Li Banfeng quietly walked to the door.
I'd better go.
The ferocity of the old clock, Li Banfeng felt it, and he knew that he almost died.
But this record player seems to be much more dangerous than the table clock.
As soon as Li Banfeng arrived at the door, he suddenly heard the voice of the record player change.
The infatuated girl who sent her lover became a singer in the blink of an eye.
"Lang Lang, where are you going?
Before you go out, take all the garbage with you,
The small house is not big, and there is nowhere to put the garbage,
Lang, there is really nowhere to put our garbage~~"
She can also change words.
Why am I still in the mood to care about lyrics?
Li Banfeng pushed the door to leave, and a steam stopped in front of Li Banfeng.
"Lang, there is really nowhere to put our garbage!"
"I, what, I'll come back later, and I'll go take out the garbage."
Li Banfeng still wanted to leave, but the steam temperature increased.
"Lang, there is really nowhere to put our garbage!"
The singing is getting colder and colder, and the steam is getting hotter and hotter.
Li Banfeng's front chest was covered with sweat, and his back was cold.
If the garbage is not cleaned up, Li Banfeng suspects that the singer will immediately burn him with steam.
Under duress, Li Banfeng turned around and searched for the garbage in the room by the light of the record player.
He found the rag in the corner of the room, the rag left by Chu Yunlong.
The rags were sticky, and there was vomit left by Li Banfeng on them, and Li Banfeng put all the rags into the cloth bag.
Has the turntable cleaned up the vomit with a rag tip?
She loves to be clean!
Is this record player a house spirit?
Living with me is my house, and I have formed a fit with my house.
If I call out the name of the record player, won't she become my house spirit?
Thinking of this, Li Banfeng stared at the record player, feeling the fit between himself and his carry-on, and when his breathing and rhythm were consistent, Li Banfeng shouted: "Sing ......"
Wait a minute!
What's her name?
She shouldn't call a record player.
This is the same reason as Luo Yuni not calling a grandfather clock.
The record player heard the "singing" just now and immediately responded:
"Lang Ya Lang, you want the slave to sing, the garbage is clear, and the little slave will sing it to you~"
Steam curled up and drifted to the wreckage of the clock.
In the eyes of the record player, this is also rubbish.
Li Banfeng didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly put the broken dial of the table clock, the broken gears, the broken pendulum, and the scattered sawdust and clockwork into the cloth bag, so he dared to leave the carry-on residence.
After going out and picking up the key, Li Banfeng let out a sigh of relief.
No wonder the shopkeeper of the Fung Kee grocery store was willing to sell me the record player at a low price.
No wonder he gave me so many things.
It turns out that this record player is an ownerless house.
The ownerless house spirit is equivalent to an evil spirit, and the strength of this evil spirit is far above Luo Yuni, and it is not within the scope of Li Banfeng's understanding.
I can't call her name, how can that be?
No, I have to ask Shopkeeper Feng to understand!
Li Banfeng was trying to find a place to throw away the garbage, when he suddenly noticed that someone around him was watching him.
Dangerous!
Li Banfeng can clearly perceive the danger.
Come on! This place is not to stay for long!
Li Banfeng took two steps forward, and a man suddenly appeared at the door of the main room, blocking Li Banfeng's way.
He was wearing a white shirt and gray vest, tucked his chin, rolled his eyes up, and smiled half-grinning at Li Banfeng.
This is Luo Yuni's lover and the murderer who killed Luo Yuni.
Didn't he hang on a willow tree?
What's going on?
He was not the only one who came down, but a man and a woman appeared next to the man, and there were many figures swaying back and forth behind them.
There was a chill behind him, Li Banfeng looked back at the window, and several men and women were probing into the window.
There were also many souls of the dead, circling the house in the courtyard, and some of the souls leaned out of the walls.
All the dead souls have come down from the trees, what is the situation?
Li Banfeng thought about it for a while, and immediately understood the reason.
These souls are usually controlled by the house spirit Luo Yuni and do things for Luo Yuni.
Now that Luo Yuni is gone, they are out of control.
Obviously, they are very interested in Li Banfeng, they used to help Luo Yuni eat meat, and now they also want to open meat.
A woman rushed to Li Banfeng's side and stuck out her tongue at Li Banfeng's ear.
She likes the taste of Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng leaned over to dodge, and another man stabbed at Li Banfeng.
Where did the knife come from?
Broken!
The dagger!
Li Banfeng left the short knife that could drink blood outside.
Ghosts can pick up this knife too?
Absolutely!
Luo Yuni relied on this knife to avenge herself.
The man took a short knife and slashed at Li Banfeng one by one.
Li Banfeng swung his scythe to fight back, and the scythe slashed through a phantom.
He can't hit ghosts.
But the ghost can hit him!
A ghost without a knife can also beat people, and a ghost pulled Li Banfeng and ripped off a piece of cloth from Li Banfeng's clothes.
What can I do?
Li Banfeng hid while retreating, and soon there was no way to retreat, and a large number of dead souls came in from the wall and quickly surrounded Li Banfeng.
Returning to carry-on?
But there are ghosts everywhere, where do you throw the key?
If the key is to be picked up by these demons, it will be trouble!
There's no way, rush out!
Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and rushed out.
Just took a step, and the ghost in the house disappeared in an instant?
All gone?
Scared off by my momentum?
!
The danger is still nearby, Li Banfeng can sense it.
He rushed to the door, and suddenly saw a group of ghosts with smiles on their faces.
If you want to be visible, you can be invisible, and if you want to be invisible, you can be invisible.
This group of evil ghosts is teasing Li Banfeng, like teasing a prey that has nowhere to escape.
The male ghost swung the knife and slashed again, and in a hurry, Li Banfeng parried with a cloth bag.
The male ghost slashed through the cloth bag with a knife, and bags of garbage were scattered all over the ground.
The ghosts were stunned for a moment, then retreated, and they saw the broken pendulum.
This pendulum is equivalent to Luo Yuni's relics.
They retreated!
They are afraid!
Li Banfeng's eyes lit up, and he took the opportunity to pick up the pendulum, wanting to break out of the encirclement of the revenants.
But the revenants quickly stopped retreating, and they stood in place, staring at Li Banfeng silently.
Are they scared silly?
Li Banfeng stepped forward and kicked the man with the knife.
There is texture, Li Banfeng did kick the man by himself.
Did I hit him?
But the texture is not so real, Li Banfeng felt like he had kicked into the mud.
It's really like kicking into the mud, Li Banfeng's right foot can't be pulled out!
This ghost deliberately let Li Banfeng hit him, and he wanted to trap Li Banfeng.
Invisible at any time, visible at any time, between virtual and real, at any time, Li Banfeng really didn't expect that the ghost would be so fierce.
He wrapped his body around Li Banfeng's feet and raised his knife to cut off Li Banfeng's legs.
Li Banfeng raised the pendulum, and the golden halo reflected on the man's face.
The man's short knife hovered in mid-air, and the man looked at the pendulum stupidly, but did not cut it.
Li Banfeng struggled hard, his right leg still couldn't break free, but the ghosts around him slowly gathered up.
There is no other way.
Li Banfeng quickly turned the key, and he had no choice but to retreat to his carry-on residence for the time being.
Stepping into the threshold of the portable residence, Li Banfeng took advantage of the door frame to shake off the male ghost wrapped around his right leg with difficulty, he just wanted to close the door, and suddenly realized that the key was still in his hand.
You must not leave the key in the carry-on, you would rather be picked up by the evil spirits than stay in the carry-on house, otherwise you will be trapped here forever.
Li Banfeng immediately threw the key out of the door, but it was too late to close the door, and all the demons smashed in against the door.
The wind howled, and ghosts poured in like a tide.
When the door of the portable residence was completely closed, hundreds of dead souls were crowded into the portable residence.
Hundreds of pale faces, with empty eyes, looked at the pendulum in Li Banfeng's hand stupidly.
You shouldn't have brought this thing in.
The pendulum can indeed temporarily resist the souls of the dead, but the souls of the dead are not only afraid of the pendulum, but more obsessed.
Li Banfeng held the pendulum, huddled among the souls of the dead, thinking about countermeasures.
Countermeasure?
Is there a solution?
Snort~
Bang long long bang!
The record player was still running, but this time it wasn't the singing, it was the gongs and drums.
Can she still sing?
Absolutely.
Playing opera on a record player is a fashion in Puluo.
Among the records given to Li Banfeng by Shopkeeper Feng, there are two excerpts from famous opera singers.
As the gong and drum guy progressed, a clear Danjiao singing voice sounded:
"Lang Jun~~~ You went to the market to buy vegetables (liao)!"
"I ...... grocery shopping"
Is this like grocery shopping?
Li Banfeng can't sing, anyway, whatever she says is what it is.
"Whew~" the record player sang again, "Although the dishes are good, it's a pity that they are not very fresh~~"
The singing was very long, and in the haze, steam filled the house.
The ghosts were a little restless, and they felt fear.
Some of the ghosts rushed to the door, but it was too late.
The steam boiled suddenly, and the gongs and drums on the record player rang in unison.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
More than a hundred statues of the dead were put into the net pocket, and in the screams and roars, a whole brain was collected into the horn mouth, leaving Li Banfeng safe and sound, standing silently next to the record player.
Eaten?
She ate all the souls of the dead!
That's what she meant when she said grocery shopping?
Bang long long bang!
The singing voice sounded again: "Husband~~~ You love the slave family so much, the slave family is full of joy,
But as the saying goes, success is due to diligence and thrift, and failure is due to luxury, you and I are in love with husband and wife, when the water flows for a long time, in the future, but you can't be so wasteful~ Hey, burp and pur~"
A cloud of steam erupted, and the record player burped.
Li Banfeng moved to the door step by step, and casually said two sentences: "Since the lady is full, let's rest!" ”
"Xie Fujun is compassionate, the slave family is really tired!" The fire went out, the steam dissipated, and the turntable was silent.
Li Banfeng quickly left the portable residence, picked up the key, and sat at the door panting.
He still had the pendulum in his hand, and he wanted to lose it, but he thought it might be of some other use.
He found a clean cloth bag and put the pendulum away, and thought for a moment, as if he had forgotten something else.
With Curie, the short knife that liked to drink blood when he was a child was left on the ground.
The record player ate the soul, but not the knife.
Hiss~
The petals of the copper lotus flower unfolded one by one, and after a whirlwind, the short knife was collected into the lotus heart.
PS: Readers, Salad patted her conscience and said that this is definitely a good book!