Li Banfeng said that he wanted an IOU, and Qin Xiaopang, Yu Nan and his buddy were all stunned.

What is this saying?

Li Banfeng was very serious, he asked for an IOU, and it had to be a complete IOU: "After saying that you will repay the debt in the next life, what will you call in the next life, where you live, what kind of livelihood you do, what kind of Taoism you have, and how many layers of cultivation you have, you have to explain it to me clearly." ”

"This, how can I say this clearly......" Chubby was confused.

"I can't tell, what are you going to pay off?" Li Banfeng looked at Qin Xiaopang seriously, a simple question illustrated a simple truth.

All the promises about the next life, no matter how touching, are especially nonsense.

Yu Nan looked at Xiao Pang: "Boss Qin, Seventh Master doesn't want you to commit suicide." ”

Xiaopang looked at Li Banfeng, his eyes slightly reddened.

Li Banfeng is a good person.

But where to get the 200,000 yuan?

staked all of Qin Xiaopang's belongings, and he couldn't even make up 100,000.

Li Banfeng said to the man: "Brother, please go to Mr. Yao again, tell him that I gave 200,000 yuan, and let him get ready and come over as soon as possible." ”

The guy said yes and immediately went out the door.

Qin Xiaopang was stunned and said, "Brother Li, where did you get so much money?" ”

Li Banfeng said expressionlessly: "Is this what you should ask?" ”

Qin Xiaopang's eyes were full of tears: "Seventh brother, how can I repay your kindness!" In the future, I will do whatever you say, absolutely without ambiguity! ”

Li Banfeng nodded: "You give me a baby first." ”

Qin Xiaopang wiped his tears and said, "I'm a food cultivator." ”

Li Banfeng pulled a chair and sat down: "Tell me first, why did you get like this?" ”

Qin Xiaopang looked at Yu Nan and did not answer.

There are some things that he doesn't want to say in front of outsiders.

Yu Nan understood, left Xiaopang's room, went back to the main room, and cleaned up his residence.

There were only two people left in the room, Li Banfeng and Qin Xiaopang, Qin Xiaopang couldn't hold back any longer, and sobbed continuously.

"Seventh brother, I'm just a wasted person, I don't have any skills, and I have so many thoughts,

When you sold the snake bandan, I also said that you would not be able to do business, and I also said that this thing had to be sold to rich dignitaries.

I'm a stupid bird, I don't pee on myself, what am I, why do rich and dignitaries fancy me! ”

Chubby cried while telling what had happened.

Qin Xiaopang has felt that he is a person who can achieve great things since he was a child, and when he meets a big person, he tries to find ways to climb the relationship.

In fact, he didn't meet any big names, he had met a Jia Gongzi before, named Jia Quansheng, who was known as a prominent family, and he was barely a little rich in Yaowanggou.

Jia Gongzi has a group of fox friends and dog friends, nothing likes to get together to eat and drink, that day happened to be met by Xiaopang, not to force Xiaopang to treat, Xiaopang felt that it was an opportunity, so he agreed.

Jia Gongzi is a literary cultivator, who has not yet reached the next level, and has to read a book every day to maintain the basic practice of literary cultivation.

At the wine table, Jia Gongzi complained about Wen Xiu's hard work, and someone came up with an idea next to him, saying that Jia Gongzi should take pills.

After eating a snake spotted pill, you don't have to read a book for a day, Jia Gongzi asked, and Xiaopang just wanted to sell the pill, so he took out a pill and gave it to Jia Gongzi and asked him to try it.

Jia Gongzi had eaten the snake bandan, knew the efficacy of this elixir, and was very happy after receiving the elixir, and called Xiaopang a brother on the spot.

Two days later, Jia Gongzi sent someone to find Xiaopang and asked for two more pills.

Such a precious pill can't be given anymore, Xiaopang opened the price, eight thousand pieces, which is a lot lower than the market price.

I thought that Jia Gongzi could appreciate it, but who would have thought that when Xiaopang mentioned money, he annoyed Jia Gongzi.

Jia Gongzi looked for someone to teach Xiaopang a lesson, but Xiaopang didn't suffer this loss and beat everyone away.

Jia Gongzi felt even more angry and told his cousin Geng Zhiwei about the matter.

Geng Zhiwei is the eldest son of the Geng family's medicine store, and when he received the news, he immediately sent someone to find Qin Xiaopang and told Xiaopang that he wanted to buy ten snake spotted pills, two hundred yuan each.

Two hundred yuan a piece, this is humiliating Chubby.

Xiaopang naturally couldn't bear it and fought with Geng Zhiwei's men.

But this time he didn't fight, he was arrested directly, the pill was also robbed, and he was brought to Geng Zhiwei and Jia Quansheng, forcing him to kowtow and admit his mistake.

Xiaopang refused to kowtow, and punched Geng Zhiwei with his life.

Geng Zhiwei was beaten to the point that his nose and mouth were bleeding, and in a fit of anger, he bought a rune paper from Jiang Xianggang, and cast a spell on Xiaopang, making Xiaopang kneel in the tail alley until he starved to death.

After listening to what happened, Li Banfeng found an opportunity, left the house, went to a portable house, took 300,000 cash, and packed it in two places.

Mr. Yao offered 200,000 yuan, and Li Banfeng prepared an extra 100,000 yuan for additional needs.

After waiting for a while, the guy invited Mr. Yao here, and Yu Nan personally greeted him at the door.

This Mr. Yao came really fast, from the time the guy went out to now, it has only been more than half an hour to come and go, and it seems that he lives near here.

Li Banfeng thought that Mr. Yao should be a famous doctor in Baixiang Village.

A famous doctor should have the image of a famous doctor, according to Li Banfeng's vision, this famous doctor should be an elder with a medicine box on his back, thick glasses, and a fairy wind bone.

When he really met Mr. Yao, Li Banfeng found that his assumption was slightly off.

Glasses are not worn, and there is no medicine kit.

It is indeed an elder, but the fairy wind is ...... It depends on how you define it.

Without waiting for the old gentleman to enter the door, Li Banfeng first smelled the pungent smell of wine.

The smell of wine is mixed with fireworks, and this smell is somewhat similar to the barbecue restaurant that Li Banfeng is familiar with.

Mr. is this going to eat barbecue?

This Mr. Yao entered the room step by step, took a wine gourd, poured a large sip of wine, blew his nose, wiped it on the wall, and then touched Xiaopang's forehead.

"This kid has a little fever, does he have a cold?" Mr. Yao asked.

Chubby was speechless.

Li Banfeng looked at this Mr. Yao.

Look at him in tattered clothes, look at him wearing that torn hat with all kinds of holes.

Look again at his flushed cheeks, and his rosacea nose, which was redder than his cheeks.

Li Banfeng asked, "Uncle, have you come to the wrong place?" ”

Mr. Yao burped and sprayed Li Banfeng in the face: "Who said it was wrong?" Didn't you call me? ”

Li Banfeng sniffed the strength of the wine burp: "You drank at least a pound, right?" ”

Mr. Yao shook his head, stretched out three fingers and said, "Five and a half catties, there is still half a catty left in the gourd, let me tell you, this must not be wrong." ”

Yu Nan was afraid that Li Banfeng would be worried, so he lowered his voice and said, "Seventh Master, don't worry, Mr. Yao is a person with real skills." ”

Li Banfeng nodded: "I think Mr. Yao is very good." ”

Mr. Yao came to Qin Xiaopang and asked, "What's your name?" ”

Qin Xiaopang frowned: "Didn't we meet at noon?" My surname is Qin. ”

"Surname Qin? Have you ever seen it? Mr. Yao scratched his scalp and thought for a moment, "Then let's take it as if I've seen it." ”

After speaking, Mr. Yao blew his nose again, and when he saw that there was nowhere to wipe it, he simply wiped it on his pants.

His pants were moss-grown.

Wait, it doesn't seem like moss......

The old gentleman first gave Xiaopang a pulse, touched it for a while, and asked, "Miss Qin, how many months have you been pregnant?" ”

Li Banfeng looked at Qin Xiaopang, frowned, and said, "You are carrying me, who are you with?" ”

Qin Xiaopang looked at Mr. Yao and said, "I'm a food cultivator, I'm a man!"

Mr. Yao burped again, frowned and said, "Who said that food cultivators are all men, I have known female food cultivators, and that woman can eat half a cow in one meal!" ”

Xiaopang shook his head and said, "What we said is not the same thing, I'm not pregnant, I'm under a spell, haven't you seen it at noon?" ”

"Have you seen it? I'll take a look! You're not pregnant, why do you have such a big belly? ”

"It's not a tummy ......"

Qin Xiaopang's lower body was curled up in the quilt, and from the outside, it really looked like a big belly.

Mr. Yao lifted the quilt, groped a few times on Qin Xiaopang's legs, and asked, "What's wrong with your hand?" ”

"I'm a leg!" Although he had already received the lesson once at noon, Xiaopang couldn't help but be annoyed when he saw this Mr. Yao.

Mr. Yao groped carefully on Xiaopang's lap for a long time, and his casual expression suddenly became focused.

"I've seen you, I've seen you at noon."

Chubby was overjoyed: "You remember!" ”

"You are not an ordinary spell," Mr. Yao's expression was unusually serious, he turned his face to look at Li Banfeng and said, "You are his man, right?" ”

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I am." ”

He felt more and more that Mr. Yao was a good person, and his eyesight was very good.

Qin Xiaopang said: "What, he is my friend, friend ......"

Qin Xiaopang still wanted to explain, but Mr. Yao said in a solemn voice: "If you delay for another day, he won't be able to give birth." ”

Qin Xiaopang said angrily: "I'm a man!" ”

Mr. Yao said: "Don't men have to give birth? ”

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "There is nothing wrong with that. ”

Qin Xiaopang stopped talking, he realized the seriousness of the problem.

Mr. Yao continued: "After tonight, if he is not cured, he will become a seedless person.

By this time tomorrow, he will no longer be able to walk,

In three days, if he is not cured, you can buy him a coffin and prepare for the future. ”

Qin Xiaopang looked at Li Banfeng, this was his last hope.

Li Banfeng nodded at Mr. Yao and said, "I'm sorry for you to save his life." ”

Lao Yao poured a sip of wine, wiped his mouth and said, "The price I said during the day, 200,000 yuan, not a penny less." ”

Li Banfeng took out a sack and poured out twenty stacks of Huan national banknotes: "Two hundred thousand, a lot of money, it's all here!" ”

"Refreshing!" Mr. Yao exclaimed, picked up the sack, and walked to the door.

Everyone was stunned, and Li Banfeng shouted: "Wait, you haven't been cured yet!" ”

Mr. Yao put down the sack, came to Li Banfeng's side, and smiled innocently: "I almost forgot about this, you lie down first." ”

Li Banfeng lay down.

Lao Yao asked Li Banfeng: "Which leg can't move?" ”

"Which leg?" Li Banfeng thought about it carefully.

Qin Xiaopang said angrily: "It's my leg!" ”

Mr. Yao came to Yu Nan and said with a smile: "Girl, give me a cigarette!" ”

Yu Nan hurriedly took a cigarette to the old gentleman, and took out a match to light it.

The old gentleman drank a gourd of wine cleanly, came to the front of the little fatty, took a puff of cigarette, and then poofed, and spit out a ball of fire!

Qin Xiaopang exclaimed in surprise, and his whole body began to catch fire.

Li Banfeng was a little surprised: "Old man, can you cure him in this way?" ”

Mr. Yao looked at the chubby who was covered in fire, and his face was very blank: "What's wrong with him?" Sick? I just hiccuped, why is he still on fire? ”

PS: Readers, such a beautiful Saturday, leave a word for the salad.