Chapter 12: What a swarm! What a great plan

I just opened the WeChat group, and suddenly a lot of messages were used.

"Why is there no news from the group owner again?"

"The group leader lied, I have been to the Tiger Cave of Xiangu Mountain in Wuxue, and I really saw the apple pattern on the stone wall, but there is nothing in the stone wall."

"The landlord is coming out and playing monkey!"

Su Yu immediately changed the WeChat group to Su Mengde's usurper group, but the group nickname has not changed, and it is still my sister-in-law, I want to sleep.

Send out messages and announcements in the fastest time.

"The former traverser was strangled by Zeng Guofan, and after he died, I crossed over to him and came back to life......"

Su Yu told what happened in detail, and there was no need to hide anything here.

Suddenly, the group exploded.

"Awesome, change the script."

"This script is awesome, double-layered."

"Mother, your son is out of breath, and he played a high-level script in WeChat and killed him."

Of course, no one will believe it, and no one will believe that someone has really crossed over. But don't worry, this immersive time-traveling game, they'll play very seriously. This group can't stay without a little nervousness.

Su Yu said: "I can't get along in the Hunan Army Group, and the killing of the former traverser is full of conspiracy. I can't get along with the Manchurian group anymore, I have become a shame for the banner people, notorious, and guilty of bullying the king. The emperor hated me so much that his teeth itched, and he gave me a holy decree to demote me to a banner people, and never use it again! I want to get back to the center of power in the shortest possible time, what should I do? ”

Jiannan Yaochun: "Yo, the group leader has changed his style, he used to be a lying ghost, but now he is a motivated ghost." ”

Su Yu said: "Don't be joking, be serious." ”

Only 30 seconds: "This is troublesome, the emperor said that he would not use it again, as soon as Chrysostom opened, you have no hope in this life." ”

"Notice that the Emperor's decree is never to be used again, not never."

"Aren't they all the same?"

Su Yu said: "Everyone be serious, I am very serious about learning from everyone, this is a serious pre-imperial meeting, please express your opinions." ”

"This group, the sages are like clouds, and the sorcerous people are like rain, there will definitely be the best way for me to return to the center of power and rise again."

This group is undoubtedly Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Su Lu, the king of soldiers, is absolutely fake.

There are 199 people in this group, and there are about 15 doctors and 29 masters who have revealed their identities at present.

Doctor of Gynecology, Doctor of Male Reproduction, Doctor of Chemistry, Doctor of Physics, Doctor of Veterinary Medicine, Doctor of Mechanical Engineering, Doctor of Finance, Doctor of Fine Arts, Master of Diplomacy, etc.

There is also a doctorate in weapons systems and engineering, but when he was asked to show his academic certificate, he was secretive, saying that his work unit was sensitive and it was inconvenient to show his certificate, so he would be bragging. In addition, most of them are ordinary people, with a few online writers, a group of heavy game addicts, and a few people who claim to be in northern Myanmar, a large group of otaku.

When will he return: "Group leader, what advantages do you have now?" ”

This is the most important person in the group, who is online almost all the time, and is also one of the administrators. Even half of the academic bulls in the group were pulled in by him.

When will you return? According to his own words, he has a master's degree in ancient literature, a master's degree in psychology, and a doctorate in history, but he has not been certified.

"Advantage?" Su Yu said: "Handsome, very handsome, super handsome." ”

"Me too!"

"Me too!"

"The per capita Yanzu in the group, this is not an advantage, say other advantages."

Su Yu said: "Eight inches." ”

"Me too."

"Me too."

Jiannan Yaochun: "I'm a foot." ”

Only 30 seconds: "I'm two inches." ”

The group was stunned, and it was unclear whether 30 seconds was honest or self-black.

But the next message, directly exploded.

When the Administrator returns: "I'm eight inches." ”

Suddenly, the group fell silent, deathly silent.

The administrator is usually very serious.,And it's a WeChat account showing that it's a man.。

After a while, Jiannan Shaochun sent a message: "Ask weakly, can I take a look at your minus eight inches?" ”

Only 30 seconds: "Girl, I want to be convex, I'm fast." ”

The minus eight inch replied: "I'm sorry, I'm a concave, I'm a Lu person." ”

Where did the administrator return, he changed his name to Negative Eight Sisters, and changed his gender to female.

is not an old sister-in-law: "Haha, what a coincidence, I am from the mountains." There's a chance to play together, we're foursome, but each has its own play! ”

Damn, the group chat is a tumor, and it digresses at every turn, and if it doesn't exceed ten sentences, it will be colored, and it will go to the next three roads.

Su Yu said: "You guys be serious, this is about my net worth and life, and there is not much time left for me." There are still five or six years before the Xinyou coup, and I must become a powerful minister within this time, and then kill Su Shun and others, let Lan'er listen to the government, and I will become her adulterer and the first minister. ”

"Group leader, then did you rebel and usurp the throne?"

Su Yu said: "Of course, if you wear a clear and don't rebel, the chrysanthemum set of electric drills is specially drilled on her." ”

"Group leader, that's a poisonous dragon drill."

"Don't be off-topic." Su Yu said: "Her ambitions in the palace are growing, this time I escaped from the battle, becoming a shame for the banner people, not only deceived the emperor, but also made her suffer, she is disappointed in me at this time, the feelings are declining rapidly, I must quickly heat up, and there is no hope when it is completely cold." ”

"Yes, when women become stronger, men better become stronger, otherwise they will be kicked away, Fu Seoul is divorced, Papi-chan is also divorced, and Reba and I have also broken up."

Negative Eighth Sister: "The group leader answered seriously, what is your biggest advantage now?" ”

Su Yu said: "I am super famous, I escaped from the battle, I am an incompetent waste, a demon in color, and I am famous in the capital." Of course, there is also a name of auspiciousness, which was propagated by my sister-in-law for the sake of auspiciousness. ”

Su Yu said again: "In addition, I crossed over to the previous traverser, and it seems that there is a superposition effect. Double your strength, double your energy, double your sensitivity, double your staying power, this is my biggest honor guard and surprise, I don't even know how awesome I am now. ”

Negative Eighth Sister: "People in the Qing Dynasty are very superstitious, right?" ”

"Of course, does that need to be said? Very superstitious, very ignorant. ”

"Not to mention ignorance, it's simply ignorance, they believe in the White Lotus Sect, and when they fought against the British and French forces, they still thought about using black dog blood to break spells."

Negative Eighth Sister: "Group leader, do you know how to shoot arrows?" ”

Su Yu said: "First-class, super first-class." ”

This is not bragging, when he was in the army, he was accurate in marksmanship, and after he retired from the army, he went to play with bows and arrows.

"Group leader, what basis do you say that your strength has doubled?"

Su Yu said: "I was born as a soldier and carried out secret missions, which is relatively strong. ”

"Damn, that group of masters is really super strong."

"Can the group leader ride a horse?"

"I can ride, when I was on a mission in the southwest, I needed to ride a horse, but I was on a mountain road, and it was a short pony, so it was not really a horse. But now I have a very strong mental strength and acuity, and I should be able to train well in a short period of time. ”

Negative Eighth Sister: "Group leader, I seem to have found a way to get you back to the center of power quickly." ”

Su Yu said: "I probably know your method." ”

Jiannan Shaochun: "The two of you are sleeping on the dragon and phoenix, and you have a soul." ”

"Don't use that word, it's ruined." Negative eight inches said: "The method I formulated is called creating a god." ”

"The reputation of the group leader has been extremely black, and he has been ordered by the emperor not to be hired again, so if you want to regain power, you need to use a big move!"

"You are famous as a Jingshi, even if it is a very bad reputation, it is also a reputation, then further amplify this reputation, first black to the extreme, and then instantly reverse and whitewash, jokes become myths!"

"The first step, through the aftermath of the name of auspiciousness, let your sister-in-law spend money and publicize that the reason why you came back from the dead is that the Wenqu Star and Wuqu Star in the sky came down to you, just to save the Qing Kingdom."

"Nobody believes it."

"It's child's play, it sounds a little ridiculous."

"It's just ridiculous, how can rumors that aren't ridiculous spread? Not ridiculous, how can the future be reversed into a myth in an instant? ”

"Anyway, this is not what the group owner himself said, it is spread outside."

The eighth sister said: "Just let your sister-in-law spend money to build momentum, whether others believe it or not, and don't care if others laugh at you, it is to spread throughout the capital, so that the emperor can also hear it, even if everyone doesn't believe it, laugh at your whimsical and daydreaming, they will also pay attention to you, the traffic is bursting, and black and red are also red." ”

"The second step, you should be in 1855 now, this year is just going to take the Wenju Township Examination and the Wuju Township Examination, with an interval of less than a month, you participated in the Wenju Imperial Examination at the same time, and won the first place at the same time!"

"The civil and military imperial examinations, winning the championship at the same time, double Xie Yuan, unprecedented, absolutely surprised, absolutely auspicious!"

"Since then, it has been completely proved that the descent of civil and military hyperbolic stars to earth is no longer a ridiculous rumor, but a real miracle!"

"Of course, on the side of the emperor and the court, you can't talk like this, you have to keep emphasizing that these are your true level, the reason why you were notorious before was completely suppressed and framed by Zeng Guofan."

"Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, even the previous dynasty has never seen the civil and military examinations win the championship, it is absolutely eye-catching, and the emperor will not be able to do without you at that time."

"You have successfully returned to the center of power, and not only will the official be reinstated, but it will also be greatly reused."

This plan is almost the same as Su Yu thought.

The crowd stayed for a while and praised one after another.

"This, it seems to be really possible."

"Awesome, if I were the emperor, I wouldn't be able to find a reason to refuse."

The eighth sister said: "Group leader, are you qualified to participate in the township test?" ”

Su Yu said: "Yes, my sister-in-law spent money and donated a tribute to me from the National Prison, and she was originally qualified for literary education. A few years ago, in order to take the martial arts test, the traverser donated another martial arts student qualification, but he didn't pass the exam that time, and he counted down. ”

Humanitarian: "Simultaneously taking the Chinese lifting and martial arts examinations, and even winning both championships, is indeed very explosive and unprecedented." However, it is not possible to participate in the liberal arts examination and the martial arts examination at the same time, and there is no precedent at all. ”

Negative eighth sister: "If you don't have knowledge, read more books, no precedent doesn't mean you can't!" ”

"Kangxi once issued an edict, so that everyone has to show what they have learned, and they have to be really talented in both civil and military affairs."

"Therefore, it is possible to cross-examine the civil and military examinations, and it also belongs to the law of the ancestors of the Qing Dynasty."

"It's just that no one has been able to do it for hundreds of years, and if the group leader can succeed, it will be the first time in the world, and it will be truly auspicious."

"The Han people have not done it for hundreds of years, the group leader, the banner man, has done it, and now the eight banners are all waste, thousands of horses are together, only the group leader is as bright as the stars, and the guarantee is to shock the eight banners, and instantly change from the shame of the eight banners to the supreme glory of the eight banners!"

Su Yu hurriedly said: "I am Han, I am Han!" ”

Next, everyone began to imagine how beautiful and awesome the protagonist would be by that time.

There is a person who said quietly: "You are very happy, but the imperial examination in the Qing Dynasty is very difficult, and the Shuntianfu examination area is a group of deaths, has the group leader Bagu literature?" It's so close to the scientific expedition, is it too late to study hard? ”

Negative Eighth Sister: "Reading? Still reading a book, I went to find the first place in the Shuntianfu civil and military examination, and the group leader went to kill them, and then I found their exam papers at that time and sent them to the group owner, memorized them well, and went directly into the examination room to copy them, isn't it the first place. ”

Everyone was stunned and said that the eighth sister was awesome!

"As for martial arts, the group leader is first-class in archery, and his strength is doubled, his energy is doubled, he was a first-class soldier before he crossed, and he should be able to do it in the examination room!"

"As for the martial arts exam, the most direct way is to find the exam paper of the first place in the martial arts and let the group leader memorize it. Of course, Wuju's essay test strategy theory is basically very badly written, so I went to check the topic and guaranteed to write ten times better policy theory. ”

"In short, this plan is secure, simple and crude, and absolutely effective! Just ask the group owner if it's okay? To adopt or not to adopt? ”

"But the landlord, after you crossed, have you tried archery, salvo, heavy sword, and stone lock? Have you checked your level? ”

"Qing Dynasty martial arts, if you want to go to high school, you have to shoot twelve power bows, dance one hundred and twenty catties of knives, and lift three hundred catties of stone locks!"

Su Yu said: "I just feel like I've become awesome, but I haven't really tried it yet!" ”

Negative Eighth Sister: "I haven't tried to say it, it's exciting for me!" ”

"Hurry up and try it! Tell me when you're done,"

"If you don't have this level, don't play this plan, just stay honest, don't think about coming out in a short time."

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