Second floor?

Two-story home repair?

Doesn't it take ten years to attain a level of cultivation?

It's only been two months since you started, and this is the second floor of the house?

I almost forgot that the promotion level of house cultivation is related to the house spirit, according to Luo Yuni, if the house cultivation can't please the house spirit, how many years of practice can't be promoted.

This made Li Banfeng misunderstand, thinking that there would only be a counterproductive effect in the promotion process of the house spirit.

But he didn't expect that the house spirit also had a way to promote promotion, but the magnitude of this promotion made Li Banfeng unable to believe that it was true.

Ten years have passed!

Li Banfeng became a home cultivator for less than a month, and in the blink of an eye, he got someone else's ten years of practice?

That's impossible!

Li Banfeng was very eager to cultivate, and he even had the extravagant hope of being promoted to the tenth level and gaining three times his lifespan.

But there are no free gifts in this world, and all gifts have a price.

It's like pills can replace cultivation, but pills are expensive, and all pills are poisonous.

Li Banfeng didn't beat around the bush, and asked the record player directly: "Give me a second-layer cultivation, what do you want me to do?" ”

Laugh at~

The record player sang aggrievedly: "Our husband and wife are so affectionate, why did the husband say such unpleasant words?" ”

Li Banfeng pouted and said, "When you turned your face with me before, where did you put your affection?" ”

Sneer~

The record player snorted coldly: "Hey, husband, you don't like to hear what the little slave says, how can there be no quarrel between husband and wife, it's not a quarrel at the head of the bed and the end of the bed, the little slave has played a role for a while, the husband can beat and scold, but you can't hold a grudge~"

Li Banfeng got up from the ground and wiped the dust on his body: "Okay, I don't hold grudges, what do you want, you have something to say." ”

"Husband, as long as you are a little slave, you don't want anything else."

"Tell me, what do you want?"

"The little slave treats you wholeheartedly, how can you turn a blind eye?"

"Hurry up, what do you want?"

The record player cried: "The little slave is infatuated, how can he not exchange his husband for a sincere heart." ”

Li Banfeng put on a top hat: "If you don't say it, I'll go." ”

The record player stopped crying: "Husband, I'm hungry." ”

Li Banfeng sat back on the bed, rubbed his cheeks, and was speechless.

Baby lady.

She was hungry again.

At the beginning, in the deep mountains and old forests, Li Banfeng recruited a bunch of souls controlled by Luo Yuni, and the record player ate the souls and sent Li Banfeng to the first floor.

During this time, Li Banfeng found a lot of fresh souls for the record player, and also ate fifteen ghost servants with cultivation for the record player.

She's refreshed, but what to do next?

Where is the soul so easy to find?

"Lady, when have you been eating a head? Didn't you just eat it yesterday? ”

Laugh at~

The record player sneered: "Hey, Xianggong, where do you start, you ate yesterday, but you didn't eat today?" ”

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I really haven't eaten today." ”

"Xianggong is also hungry, hurry up and eat, buy vegetables quickly after eating, and come back early after buying vegetables."

"Grocery shopping, which is so easy to buy? I use the soul of the dead to eat you every day, and you treat me as a murderous pervert? ”

Laugh at~

Bang long sigh ~ The record player laughed repeatedly: "Xianggong, have you killed fewer people?" ”

Li Banfeng said angrily: "Then I'm not a pervert, I've risen to the second floor, I should have a technique, right?" ”

"The technique is there, you listen to the slave family carefully, carefully, carefully~"

Li Banfeng was stunned: "Lady, why are you still stuttering?" ”

"Xianggong, give the little slave some more engine oil."

Li Banfeng brought the oil pot and opened the lid, but saw that the water tank was boiling and the steam was tumbling, one after another, endlessly.

The record player can do everything, clean the house, do laundry, kill people...... The only thing you can't do is not to add engine oil to yourself.

"Lady, you can add fuel to yourself, why can't you add engine oil?"

The record player replied: "The fuel is added in the front cabinet, where the slave can touch it, and the engine oil is in the back box, and the slave family can't touch it." ”

Li Banfeng suddenly realized.

It turns out that there is a difference between the front cabinet and the back box.

Laugh at~

The record player exclaimed: "Xianggong, it's not that there is a shortage of engine oil,

Xianggong, that water valve, but you can't touch it,

Xianggong, that gear should be more careful, Xianggong, that screw does not need to be oiled,

Xianggong~

Xianggong~"

The turntable called.

Li Banfeng closed the cover, sat next to the record player, and said silently: "Lady, tell me the technique, I'll listen carefully." ”

Seeing Li Banfeng's serious expression, the record player asked, "Hey, Xianggong, are you so serious?" ”

Li Banfeng nodded: "I've always been quite serious. ”

"Hey, Xianggong, are you happy?"

Li Banfeng nodded.

"A few words and you're happy?"

Li Banfeng nodded.

The record player was silent for a long time, playing the slow board, and sang softly: "Xianggong, do you want to wash your clothes?" ”

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Then it is naturally to be washed." ”

"Whew~ You're a crazy man!" The three horns smoked together, and the record player roared angrily, "Next time something like this happens, can you take it out in advance?" It's a big piece every time, and you don't know how hard it is to do laundry? ”

Li Banfeng changed into a new dress, sat next to the singing machine and said, "Lady talk about the technique, I'll come up with my ear." ”

"Don't come up, don't get so close, or you'll have to wash another one." The record player used a puff of steam to force Li Banfeng back, and then talked about the technique:

"The second-layer technique, called insight into spiritual sound, is the cultivation of the ears."

Is it the cultivation of the ears again?

Li Banfeng picked up the gold earrings refined by Zhou Yujuan and asked, "Isn't this just Shunfeng Ear?" I learned another technique on the ear, did I repeat it? ”

"Hey, husband, this is not a repetition, the tailwind ear is to let the husband hear far, and the insight into the spiritual sound is to let the husband listen more,

There are many spiritual things in this world, and spiritual things can speak, but ordinary people can't understand them. ”

Li Banfeng likes this skill very much.

This skill is in line with the temperament of an otaku.

Otaku can always hear more voices than others, can hear the whimper of the figure, can hear the mournful cry of the comic book, because the otaku take life more seriously.

Li Banfeng put his ear to the record player body and listened carefully.

Sneer~

The turntable was a little nervous.

"This and this husband, what do you listen to close to my stomach? How can I still conceive a baby for you? ”

"Where is the spiritual voice?" Li Banfeng held the record player and listened to it for a long time, but he didn't hear the spiritual sound.

Sneer~

The record player sneered: "Xianggong, the little slave can talk to you, you don't need to use techniques to listen." ”

That's right, you don't need to listen on the record player.

What else is spiritual?

Li Banfeng picked up the copper lotus and listened carefully for a while, but he didn't hear any movement.

"Lady, isn't this a spiritual thing?"

Sneer~ The record player sighed:

"Honglian, a slut, is indeed a spiritual thing, but her position is too high, and her temperament is a little shy, and her husband still can't understand her spiritual voice."

Is the Bronze Lotus too high?

What else is spiritual?

Is there spirituality in living with you?

Li Banfeng leaned on the wall, concentrating his thoughts and listening carefully.

The record player hurriedly shouted: "Husband, I can't help it! ”

Whew~Whew~

What was that?

Airplanes~~

Li Banfeng heard a low long roar, then rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

"This house is really unusual, no wonder that the slut of Honglian is so careful, he doesn't have the courage to let go of me to fight, and he may have been a little reckless when he came in with this crazy man in a daze." There was a layer of dew on the turntable, like sweat.

PS: I picked up the hard drive full of precious data, and I could hear her talking to me.

Readers, try it too, you can really hear it!