The one who was cooking held up the red-hot iron chisel and looked at Chu Er: "That bearded man is not an ascetic cultivator at all, since he is not an ascetic, why did he come to Kucaizhuang?" ”

When fighting during the day, the rice fighter saw that Li Banfeng's cultivation was different, he didn't know the purpose of Li Banfeng's coming to Kucai Village, but this battle during the day seriously affected his status in Kucai Village.

Don't look at it as just a cook, he cherishes his status very much, and his power in Kucaizhuang is indeed not small, in addition to cooking, he is also responsible for food distribution.

"Just tell me his name, and I want to know his name." The cooker walked closer and closer with the iron chisel, and Chu Er's body continued to tremble.

It is false to say that you are not afraid.

Chu Er bit his lip and shouted with blood-red eyes, "Come on!" Come to the old lady! It's hot here! Look at the old lady is afraid of you! Don't dare to start, you're a mongrel! ”

The people around were stunned.

Why is this woman so crazy?

She is a second-level penance, but this is really going to be burned......

Just ask her a name, why didn't she say it?

Chu Er didn't know Li Qi.

The only thing she knew was that Li Qi didn't want to be understood.

"Little girl, you have the guts, I have prepared more than a dozen iron drills, I will slowly pick you up,

Don't say I didn't warn you, if the portal is picked up, you won't be a woman,

That's fine, we shouldn't have so much thought in our penance, if you are really so backbone, don't call it for a while! ”

Whew!

Chu Er didn't call.

The feather called.

"Ah!!h

He screamed loudly.

The iron hammer in the hand of the rice bowl was kicked by Li Banfeng and pressed right on his face.

The fiery red iron drill burned from the center of the eyebrows to the corners of the mouth.

These people were originally going to attack Li Banfeng, but when they saw Li Banfeng suddenly appear, they also burned the cook, and a group of penances ran away, and they all retracted back to the white food restaurant.

There was only one one left in front of him to eat, and he was put to the ground by Li Banfeng's feet.

Li Banfeng stepped on his chest with one foot, held an iron chisel in the other, and asked in a calm tone: "What did you just say about picking up the portal, what is the portal?" ”

The voice of the meal trembled a little: "The portal, it is the portal......"

Chu Er took a sip and said, "The portal is something on the body. ”

"What's on you?" Li Banfeng stared at the meal for a while, "Where's your portal?" In what place? ”

The cooker didn't know how to answer.

Chu Er whispered: "How can he have a portal......

Li Banfeng didn't understand: "Didn't you say that the portal is a place on your body?" Why didn't he? ”

"He's a man, a man doesn't have a door......" Chu Er's voice became quieter, and he couldn't hear it.

"The man doesn't have a portal?"

There is such a thing!

Li Banfeng was deeply shocked by this answer!

"No is no ......" Chu Er didn't know what he was talking about.

"Really?" Li Banfeng looked at the uncle on the ground.

"No, really not!" Uncle shook his head desperately.

Li Banfeng raised the iron chisel: "Then I'll open a portal for you, what do you think?" ”

Chu Er was stupefied.

The feather begged for mercy repeatedly.

Smack, scorched smoke rises.

The wails of beating food were deafening.

The bitter mother-in-law watched from a distance and did not stop her.

As long as she doesn't cause trouble, she won't care about the things that suffer.

Practice.

It's all a practice.

……

The door was opened, and the uncle who was cooking did not die, and slept peacefully.

Li Banfeng said to himself: "Shouldn't I call him aunt in the future?" ”

Chu Er was still hanging on the stake, looking down at Li Banfeng: "Are you here to save me?" ”

Li Banfeng didn't know how to answer.

He didn't come to save Chu Er, he came to the white restaurant to make trouble.

But Chu Er was stiff-boned just now, and would rather destroy the portal than say Li Banfeng's name, which made Li Banfeng change some of his impressions of her.

Let's lie to her.

"Yes." Li Banfeng looked at Chu Er and nodded seriously.

With that, he lowered the brim of his hat and turned to leave.

Be.

He's here to save me.

This word is very heavy for Chu Er.

There are still people in this world who care about her.

Looking at Li Banfeng's distant back, Chu Er said with tears in his eyes: "You are here to save me, why don't you put me down?" ”

Chu Er is still hanging.

Li Banfeng hurried back and untied her from the stump.

I forgot, I really forgot.

When untying the rope, Li Banfeng didn't forget to ask: "Do you have a portal?" ”

"Yes." Chu Er replied in a low voice.

"Is it really ......?"

"What woman doesn't!" Chu Er couldn't bear it.

Li Banfeng thought about the pendulum and earrings, shook his head and said, "That's not necessarily. ”

Red lotus and wine gourd should be there.

The lady has a door, the cabinet door of the chassis, does that count?

Chu Er wiped the blood on his face and said to Li Banfeng: "When you return to Green Water City, I will take you to a hospital to see......

"You rest here first, I'll go and ask them to take a bath." Li Banfeng walked to the White Food House.

He rubbed the teapot and said in a low voice, "Brother, I don't need to tell me about the temperature of the water." ”

"Brother, you are so tormented, I am afraid that the bitter mother-in-law will not spare you."

It's best not to spare me, she won't kill me anyway, as long as she sends me out of the bitter vegetable village, it's better to go anywhere than here.

Li Banfeng jumped on the roof, and there were bursts of wails from the house from time to time.

Bitter mother-in-law, where have you been?

Didn't you let the people in the Zhuangzi take a bath?

I've fouled again, get me out!"

……

That night, the bitter mother-in-law did not come.

At dawn the next day, when it was time for breakfast, everyone waited with their rice bowls in their eyes.

The uncle who cooks can't cook anymore, and now he has become an aunt, and he is still recuperating on a straw mat.

He can't do it, Li Banfeng can do it himself.

Chu Er chops firewood, Chu Er makes a fire, Chu Er carries water, Chu Er washes rice, and Li Banfeng is in charge of the fire.

I ate porridge this morning, and it was still served with bitter vegetables, but there was no sand in the porridge.

There is no shortage of food in the white food restaurant, and dry rice is eaten at noon, and everyone eats until they are full.

At night, it was still porridge, but this meal was fishy, Li Banfeng took out ten canned foods and poured them into the porridge.

The beauty of this meal, the ascetics with bitter green faces, saw a little red light on their faces for the first time.

The bitter mother-in-law stood outside the white food restaurant, and the corners of her eyes twitched.

Think I'll be able to let you go?

How long can I see you going crazy?

There are even crazier ones.

Late at night, Li Banfeng asked the wine gourd: "What is the strongest wine in the world?" ”

"Little brother, it's hard to say this, how strong do you want it to be?"

"A pound of wine, can you get sixty people drunk?"

"Yes." The wine gourd replied with confidence.

"Don't have too much of a strong taste."

"I can keep them from smelling alcohol."

Li Banfeng smiled: "I will eat porridge tomorrow morning." ”

……

Early the next morning, eat porridge at the white food restaurant.

After two bowls of porridge, a woman suddenly burst into tears: "If I hadn't been deceived by that man, I wouldn't have come to this place for anything." ”

This woman's name is Qian Jiafeng, and her family affairs were originally good, but she was deceived by a negative man, and she was discouraged and did penance.

A man sat down next to Qian Jiafeng and asked in a low voice, "What kind of person are you talking about?" ”

This man's name is Ou Haidong, in Kucaizhuang, his residence is relatively close to Qian Jiafeng, and the two of them often take care of each other, but according to the rules of Kucaizhuang, they don't ask each other about their origins, so he doesn't know much about Qian Jiafeng's past.

Qian Jiafeng sobbed and said: "He is the most shameless man in the world, he came to my house to be a teacher, and he deceived me by pretending to be able to write two poems.

My father found out about the matter and kicked me out of the house, and I still wanted to live with him, but he found someone else in the blink of an eye. ”

Ou Haidong sighed and said: "Don't cry, it's not worth crying for such a person." ”

He wanted to hug Qian Jiafeng, but a middle-aged woman sat over with porridge: "If you want me to say, this man doesn't have any good things, he is all wolf-hearted!" ”

After speaking, the woman tilted her neck and dried up a bowl of porridge!

A middle-aged man next to him came over and said with a red face: "This doesn't make sense, I'm just a very good man." ”

"Phew!" The middle-aged woman took a sip, "Stay away from the old lady, the old lady can't trust you with a handle!" ”

"I'm the one who brought the handle," the uncle who was cooking cried while drinking porridge, "I'm really the one who brought the handle!" ”

Another man smiled and said, "They said you have a portal, show me, I haven't seen it yet." ”

The whole white food hall is full of cries and laughter!

The bitter mother-in-law stood in front of the white food restaurant, and the corners of her eyes trembled again.

Okay, I'll see how crazy you're at!

……

After three days of white food, everyone went home.

In the evening, Li Banfeng and Chu Er didn't go home, and followed Qian Jiafeng to her residence.

Li Banfeng lowered his voice and said, "Are you sure there is an interest between the two of them?" ”

Chu Er nodded and said, "The last time I came to Kucai Village, the two of them kept frowning, but no one dared to break the window paper!" ”

Li Banfeng looked at Chu Er with disdain: "I haven't studied, is the window paper broken?" It's pierced! ”

Chu Er was stunned for a moment and said, "Do you mean the window or the portal?" ”

……

When the two waited for a while, Ou Haidong came.

Chu Er calculated that he would come: "Every time he scatters white food, he has to come to Qian Jiafeng's house to help clean up." ”

Li Banfeng looked at Chu Er: "Are you coming to Kucai Village for cultivation or to watch the excitement?" ”

Chu Er lowered his head and said, "I'm also inadvertent......

Chu Erzhen in Bitter Herb Village and Green Water City are two people, and Li Banfeng doesn't know which one is her true temperament.

After a while, the house was settled, Qian Jiafeng wanted to stay with Ou Haidong for a cup of tea, Ou Haidong was a decent gentleman, drank a cup of tea, got up and left.

Qian Jiafeng was sent outside the door, and suddenly saw a woman standing at the door with a scarred face and a gloomy expression.

Qian Jiafeng was startled, and Ou Haidong hurriedly blocked Qian Jiafeng behind him.

"You are the girl who was beaten before," Ou Haidong recognized Chu Er, "We don't dare to offend the beater, we can't help you, but we didn't hurt you either." ”

Chu Er looked at Ou Haidong, and then at Qian Jiafeng: "Is there really no two of you?" ”

Ou Haidong said with a serious expression: "I am a fair and honest person, and I will not deny what I have done." ”

"Well, I believe you." Chu Er turned around and left.

Qian Jiafeng trembled for a long time and said, "She, why is she so scary?" ”

Ou Haidong said with a solemn expression: "This woman is quite pitiful, but I think she is crazy and may come back." ”

Qian Jiafeng took Ou Haidong's hand: "I'm afraid." ”

Ou Haidong said: "Don't worry, I'll be at your door and keep watch all night." ”

"Doorway ......"

Ou Haidong lowered his head and said, "I won't enter your house, don't worry." ”

He also closed it at Qian Jiafeng's door, and after guarding it for more than half an hour, Qian Jiafeng came out.

"Why don't you go have another cup of tea?"

"No," Ou Haidong took a deep breath, "You should rest early." ”

"It's just, a cup of tea......"

Ou Haidong thought for a while and nodded: "It's okay." ”

He drank another cup of tea.

This cup of tea was special, there was wine in it, but he couldn't taste it.

This wine is good, aphrodisiac, and also cheers.

The two drank a few more cups of tea, and Ou Haidong suddenly touched Qian Jiafeng's cheek.

Qian Jiafeng grabbed Ou Haidong's hand and pulled him into the back room.

……

Li Banfeng and Chu Er were lying by the window and watching seriously.

After watching for a while, Li Banfeng signaled that Chu Er should go.

Chu Er didn't leave.

After looking at it for a while, Li Banfeng signaled that it was time to go.

Chu Er's green muscles flared up, but he still didn't leave.

Li Banfeng twisted a handful of her peaches, Chu Er was in pain, and the pain was very delicious, so he was reluctant to leave.

Halfway through, Chu Er kept complaining: "Toss with you all night, don't let me?" ”

"Do you know where that middle-aged woman lives?"

"I know, I know, but what's so nice about her?"

"Good-looking, you don't understand ......"

The two exchanged ideas while going to the next house.

The bitter mother-in-law watched from behind them.

Okay, I'll drive you crazy, I'll see you......

Can't look any further.

The bitter mother-in-law couldn't bear it anymore, and beat Li Banfeng the next day.

Li Banfeng didn't care, so he should polish his muscles.

After tempering Li Banfeng, the bitter mother-in-law returned to her residence and picked bitter herbs one by one.

After picking most of the half, I heard Li Banfeng's hearty laughter again.

"Hahaha! This place is very nice! ”

What is this crazy man going to do again?

The bitter woman threw the bitter herbs into the basket and gritted her teeth fiercely.

PS: Bitter Vegetable Village is about to become a happy village.

(End of chapter)