Chapter 202: The First Gate in the World
In the thick fog, the two of them hurried.
Orion Sun Tiecheng walked very fast, and walked out of more than seventy miles in half a day, but to say that the speed of the three-layer brigade cultivation is really a bit far.
"Are you really a travel cultivator?" Li Banfeng walked a little impatiently.
Sun Tiecheng replied honestly: "This master, we can't go too fast, we won't be able to find the old soil if we go too fast." ”
"What's the reason for this?"
"I can't tell why, but I know that this road has to go slower to find the gate of the old soil."
Old soil and gates?
The more Li Banfeng listened, the more curious he became.
After walking for another half a day, the fog gradually dissipated, and a city could be faintly seen in front of me.
Unlike Green Water City, this is not a city, it is an ancient city, with city walls, battlements, and gates.
Sun Tiecheng said: "This master, this is the Fisherman's City, through the Fisherman's City, go all the way to the south, and you will arrive at the Iron Sheep Mountain." ”
"Fisherman's City? Fishing a lot? ”
"It's not that fisherman, he's that fisherman, and I don't know how to read, and I don't know what to say."
There was suddenly a city in the middle of the boundless wilderness, Li Banfeng was a little worried, this city didn't feel very good to him, and it seemed that there was danger waiting for him.
Seek good fortune and avoid evil, and the foundation of the brigade to build a life.
Li Banfeng said to Sun Tiecheng: "Let's not enter the city, go around." ”
"If you can't get around, you'll get lost."
Li Banfeng looked at Sun Tiecheng in surprise: "Have you been to Tieyang Mountain before?" ”
"I've been."
"You are a travel cultivator, you have walked before, and you can still get lost?"
"If you can get lost, this city is evil, you can only pass through the city, and you can't get around."
Li Banfeng became more and more puzzled: "Walking against the city wall, can't you get around?" ”
Sun Tiecheng looked embarrassed: "This lord, you gave me money, I definitely don't dare to lie to you, this city really can't be bypassed, if you don't believe me, I will return the money to you." ”
"That's not necessary," Li Banfeng waved his hand, "Let's go into the city." ”
After entering the city gate, Li Banfeng looked around.
Not to mention, this city is quite large, the streets are quite spacious, there are stone roads on the ground, and the houses on both sides are lined up, but they have not been taken care of for many years, and they look a little dilapidated.
Although the building is dilapidated, there are still a lot of people, there are lounging on the street, there are stalls on the roadside, large and small shops have open doors, and people come in and out from time to time.
The old soil, because the land lost popularity, became the old soil, according to the lady's words, a hundred miles of land, not even a hundred people.
But why are there so many people in this city?
Others would definitely not be able to understand it, but Li Banfeng didn't think it was strange, because these people were very special, and their faces were glowing green.
To be precise, they are not human, they are ghosts.
The city is full of ghosts, just like Ma Wu said, they regard themselves as human beings, and they have no prudence and taboo that ghosts should have.
These dead souls are not the same as what Li Banfeng usually sees, the flesh and blood on their bodies are very real and complete, and they feel like they are compared to the flesh and blood of the earth gods.
Are they all gods of the earth?
That's impossible!
They don't have that power in them.
But where does all this flesh come from?
Could it be that this is the result of living in the old land for many years?
The two of them had not gone far on the street when they heard someone shouting on the side of the road in front of them:
"Pain is pain, injury is injury, blood is like a Yangtze River, small sore and cold will become disease, and small injury and blood fever will become sores!"
What is this for?
When I walked in, a man was carrying a box on his back and was selling drugs to onlookers:
"This is my ancestral secret recipe for treating lower back and leg pain,
There are twenty-one herbs in this patch, no pearl ginseng, no bezoar dog treasure, all of them are worthless herbs.
Home remedies can cure serious diseases, herbal medicine is angry to kill famous doctors, our medicine is not expensive, two dollars a sticker, two stickers for serious illnesses are accurate, and a sticker for light illnesses will become. ”
Li Banfeng smiled: "This person is very interesting. ”
It's really interesting, selling plasters to ghosts.
Do ghosts need plasters? Does it work?
These flesh-and-blood ghosts might really work.
Sun Tiecheng smacked his lips on the side and said: "This master, this is a picky skin, a furnace gnawing man, they are all deceitful, there is nothing to look at." ”
Picky skin, black talk, is the sale of medicine on the rivers and lakes.
The stove gnaws the man, which sells plasters, because in the old days, before applying plasters, they had to be roasted with fire.
This kind of Jianghu selling medicine can't be true, but I didn't expect that this man has become a ghost and uses this trick to deceive people.
However, the people who buy medicine in this circle are also ghosts, and Li Banfeng wants to see what means the ghosts use to deceive ghosts.
The man glanced at Sun Tiecheng, and then shouted: "Someone just said that I was a liar, we don't know each other, and I don't know where you started talking about this.
I am an honest person, I honor my parents at home, make friends abroad, and what I value is a reputation.
I want this face, I fight for this tone, today in order to spread the fame, I let it go, I don't take a penny from this medicine, I give it away for nothing! ”
Free giveaway?
Li Banfeng pinched his chin and looked more and more attentive.
How do you cheat money for nothing?
Sun Tiecheng persuaded on the side: "This master, don't look at it, he is making a round sticky (making a trick sticky), this is a trick in the rivers and lakes." ”
Li Banfeng still refused to leave.
The man said again: "Although my medicinal materials are cheap, they also have capital, and if you want to say that one person and one paste are present, I really can't afford to send it.
I have ten tickets here, I throw them away, you pick them up, whoever picks them up, I will send a patch of medicine, and then the ticket holder has it, and the one who can't pick it up doesn't. ”
The man began to throw paper tickets outside, and Li Banfeng really received one.
Good luck!
I'll see how he's still going to be round.
The man said again: "Yesterday, someone took me a patch of medicine, and when I got home, I felt that I didn't spend any money, and he didn't feel distressed, so he threw it away.
The gentleman is easy to treat, the villain is difficult to prevent, and then the medicine, give me a capital, just give a dollar. ”
Li Banfeng shouted: "Isn't it for nothing? Why do you want money again? ”
The man said: "This brother is right, we have to count when we talk, spitting is a nail, I said that I have to send it,
One dollar, you give a medicine book, I will give you another sticker, if it doesn't work, you ask me to return the money, if it is spiritual, you pass on a reputation for me. ”
Li Banfeng shook his head again and again, who would believe it if he cheated money by this means?
……
Five minutes later, Li Banfeng took two plasters and followed Sun Tiecheng to walk forward.
"This master, I said this is a liar, why are you still fooled?"
"It's okay, it's not a lot of money, just have fun, I've really had a bit of leg pain in the past two days."
Li Banfeng did have leg pain, and the reason for the leg pain was not because of the pain, but because the level of home repair pressed the travel repair.
So what did he do if he bought this plaster?
If you buy it, you can buy it.
After walking a short distance, I heard an old man shouting: "There are not many people who come to talk about each other today, but there are a lot of things, and the good and bad luck are all written on the face.
Yin and yang changes are endless, the world is in one palm, I look at the past, I have seen a clue,
Someone has a murder in their house, someone has committed a tongue behind their backs, and someone has gone out to seek revenge, with a bloody disaster on their faces! ”
Li Banfeng stopped.
What does this man mean?
What about me?
Sun Tiecheng whispered beside him: "This is a gold-picker (Jianghu fortune-telling), and he is also a fishy (liar), don't be fooled by him." ”
Li Banfeng didn't stop, he walked forward directly, and when he didn't walk long, the old man followed.
"Young man, I don't do your business, I chase you out half a street, just to give you a wake-up call,
Today, you are committing murder, you can let go of the revenge-seeking thing, there is a debtor and a master, and the cycle of heaven is fixed, so you are not in a hurry at this time! ”
Li Banfeng looked at the old man for a long time, took out a hundred Huan national bills from his pocket, and stuffed them into the old man's hand.
The old man sighed: "Hou Sheng, I accepted this money, I know that you are kind-hearted by looking at your face, and I will teach you a broken method.
You stay in the city for one night, don't go out of the city, wait until tomorrow, and then come to me to see the face, and then I will teach you how to deal with it. ”
After saying that, the old man left.
Sun Tiecheng was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "This master, why are you fooled again?" ”
Li Banfeng pondered for a long time and said, "What he said is indeed quite accurate. ”
"Let's not waste time here, I'll send you to Tieyang Mountain quickly."
Li Banfeng waved his hand and said, "I won't go up the mountain tonight, I'll stay in the city for one night, and I'll talk about it tomorrow." ”
"Do you really believe him? I'm not staying here! Sun Tiecheng shook his head and said, "This master, I have said everything, tomorrow you go out of the city and go south, you can see Tieyang Mountain." ”
Li Banfeng gave Sun Tiecheng another twenty oceans, and fifty oceans before and after, which was counted as a reward.
Sun Tiecheng pursed his lips: "This lord, you are a good person, you have to live in the city, I will take you to the Youlai Inn, that inn does not deceive people." ”
Li Banfeng followed Sun Tiecheng to the inn, the shopkeeper of the inn had a green light on his face, he was not a man from the yang world, but the price was fair, eighty-one nights, and there was a single room.
That night, Li Banfeng stayed at the inn.
Not long after Li Banfeng lived in, the shopkeeper looked at the running hall beside him and ordered: "You go to the backyard, call the brothers, hurry up and copy the guys, and start the banquet!" ”
The runner whispered, "Open the table now?" Let's wait for him to fall asleep. ”
The shopkeeper said angrily: "Phew! You told me to wait, and then you did it yourself, eating it while it was hot, and you thought I couldn't see your little bit of caution. ”
"Shopkeeper, what are you talking about? I'm thinking about you, wait until he falls asleep before I do it, so let's try to be safe. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, call someone!"
The runner reluctantly went to the backyard, and was about to call the handyman, the long-term worker, and the cook.
Unexpectedly, these people sharpened their knives and prepared to climb the window.
The man who ran the hall said angrily: "You wolf-hearted dogs, without the instructions of the shopkeeper, you plan to steal your mouth, and you don't talk about the rules at all!" ”
The cook covered her mouth: "What are you yelling about?" We are worried that the kid is cheating, so we will explore the way for the shopkeeper first. ”
The runner pushed away the cook, waved his hand and said, "Come with me, go to the lobby, the shopkeeper is waiting, let's do it together." ”
When I went to the lobby, everyone looked around, but I didn't see the shopkeeper.
The handyman asked, "What about the shopkeeper?" ”
Runtang shook his head and said, "I don't know, he asked me to come." ”
The short-term worker was so angry that he stomped his feet: "This old thing, he took you away and ate alone!" ”
Everyone rushed directly to the second floor and came to Li Banfeng's door, only to find that the door was not open.
Didn't the shopkeeper come?
The cook smiled, it's just right that she didn't come, let's start first.
The short-term worker kicked in the door and held the person down first.
The handyman took the big quilt and covered the people.
The one who ran the hall commanded: "Chop!" ”
The cook stepped forward and slashed a knife.
The shopkeeper cried out in pain: "What are you chopping me for?" ”
The handyman opened the quilt and found that the shopkeeper was in the quilt.
The face of the running hall was surprised: "Shopkeeper, why did you come up first?" Didn't you say let's go together? ”
The shopkeeper's face did not change: "I came up to explore the way for you first, which king and eight lambs chopped me just now?" ”
The short-term worker pointed at the cook and said, "It's her!" The knife is still in her hand! ”
The cook argued: "My knife can only chop living people, not Yin people, even if you chop Yin people, it doesn't hurt." ”
"It doesn't hurt? What kind of liar are you? I'm not made of meat? The shopkeeper rubbed his back for a long time, "I'll let you not hurt, I'll chop you a knife and try it!" ”
The shopkeeper wanted to chop off the cook, and the one who ran to the hall said: "Shopkeeper, where did the guests go?" ”
The shopkeeper carried the knife and thought for a long time.
He hadn't seen anyone since he entered, so where had he gone?
……
Li Banfeng didn't go anywhere, he put the key on the beam of the house, and the person stayed in the carry-on room.
With two plasters in his hands, he sat in front of the record player in a quiet daze.
"Hey, Xianggong, what are you holding in your hand, slimy, disgusting."
Li Banfeng said: "I bought it on the street to treat leg pain." ”
"Does Xianggong's leg hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Use this thing to cure?" The record player couldn't believe it, "Xianggong, you are sometimes crazy, but after all, you are a smart person, how can you be picky?" ”
"Not only did I get into the picking, but I also got into the Kinmen, but it didn't cost much, and I wasn't short of money." Li Banfeng threw the plaster aside.
He is indeed not short of money, but now he lacks IQ.
Li Banfeng looked at the record player and said slowly: "Lady, I don't know what's wrong with me, since I entered the city, my brain is not good, I believe what others say." ”
"What city did you enter?"
"Fisherman's City."
"On the old soil?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said: "It's from the old land, I thought there were a lot of fishers here, who knew that there were many liars." ”
"Hey, Xianggong, this is not a fisherman's fishing, this is a foolish fool, you entered the City of Fools and met a foolish cultivator!"
"Foolishness? And this Daomen? Is this Dao Sect still so powerful? ”
"Xianggong, foolish cultivation used to be the first gate in the world, and at the same level, no one is their opponent."
PS: The first door in the world is foolish cultivation?
Anything else?
(End of chapter)