Eat when you're hungry.

The judge's pen suddenly said this, and then he lost his voice.

The fortune teller did not have insight into the skill of the spiritual sound, and could not hear the voice of the judge's pen, but he sensed a slight change in the atmosphere in the room.

There seems to be more dew on the horn of the record player.

"You can't eat it, you can't eat it," murmured the record player, "and it's up to this old thing to take Xianggong out of the city." ”

The lady is not bad at this stuttering, and immediately dispelled this idea.

But Li Banfeng didn't dispel: "Lady, eat him!" ”

"Xianggong, this person can't eat ...... first"

"Eat him quickly."

"If you eat it now, how can you ...... Xianggong?"

Li Banfeng looked at the record player and said, "Don't you listen to me?" ”

The turntable pondered for a moment, and a cloud rose from the horn.

The fortune teller was shocked: "What are you going to do?" Young man, don't you want to go out? Do you want to be trapped in this city for the rest of your life?

I'll take you out, I know the way to get out, I'll take you ......"

Bang!

Li Banfeng kicked the fortune teller, and the fortune teller stumbled and came to the record player.

The whirlwind of the trumpet rose, and the soul of the fortune teller was swallowed by the lady, and there was no complete body on the ground, leaving a lot of scattered flesh and blood.

Li Banfeng looked at the red lotus: "Eat!" ”

Red Lotus looked at the flesh on the ground and didn't put her mouth down.

She doesn't want to eat mundane things.

The corpse of a cultivator is not a mundane thing.

Isn't this flesh and blood part of the fortune teller?

So what is the use of all this flesh and blood?

Just to disguise and make this fortune teller look more human?

Not necessarily.

Li Banfeng can see that he is a ghost, because Li Banfeng has golden eyes, ordinary people have entered the City of Fools, and they are all ordinary people, and they can't see that he is a dead soul at all.

Don't think about the use of flesh and blood, think about the source of this flesh and blood.

If this flesh and blood is not part of the fortune teller, it should not be bred by the fortune teller, he got it from somewhere else.

Thinking of this, a chill felt down Li Banfeng's spine.

The people in the inn have been chasing and killing Li Banfeng, and the fortune tellers have also been following Li Banfeng, their purpose should be to take a fancy to his flesh and blood.

If it weren't for Li Banfeng's habit of living in a portable house, he would definitely die in the inn, and the shopkeeper was a four-story foolish cultivator, which would definitely be much more difficult to deal with than this fortune teller.

There are still a lot of foolish cultivators in the city, but why didn't they make a move on me?

The one who sells plasters, the one who watches the fun, the aunt who shows me the way......

That aunt!

She didn't show me the way.

She asked me to come into the house and drink water.

If I enter her house, is it time for her to do it?

It's like when I enter the inn, it's like entering the shopkeeper's house, so he can kill me.

The others, because I didn't enter the house, couldn't kill me.

Is this the rule of the City of Fools?

But why did the fortune teller kill me?

Did I enter his house?

in.

The deserted house is his house.

This fortune-teller was so insidious that it really tricked me into his house.

Li Banfeng hugged the record player and kissed the loudspeaker: "Lady, I have figured it out, do you think I'm much smarter?" ”

Not only Li Banfeng has sobered up a lot, but even the lady has sobered up a lot.

Sneer~

"Hey, Xianggong, could it be that the little slave also fell for his technique?"

There was silence in the house, and after a few seconds, the lady roared, and the three horns smoked together: "A second-layer cultivator, let the old lady fall into the technique, what kind of truth is this?" ”

Honglian didn't ridicule the record player, just now, even her thoughts were in chaos.

The technique of foolish cultivation is too strong.

Li Banfeng sat on the edge of the bed, pondered for a long time, and made a simple and crude plan.

"Lady, I'll push out another record player in a moment, play the tune, and bring the soul of the dead into the house.

When one is brought in, I will close the door and hand it over to the lady for torture until I ask for a way out of the city. ”

"Xianggong, it's easy to ask, but it's hard to distinguish between truth and falsehood."

"There's no need to distinguish, I'll catch another one, and the lady will continue to torture, if the confessions of the two are correct, it will prove that they are telling the truth."

Sneer~

The lady spat out a cloud of steam: "This is a solution. ”

Li Banfeng pushed the windmill record player out of the third room, and was about to go out, when he suddenly heard Mengde say, "Sir, it's time for you to sleep." ”

"What do you sleep? Let me dream again? ”

Mengde said with a shy face: "In the battle just now, I also contributed. ”

Li Banfeng said angrily: "What did you do, you scolded me for lacking morality, and as a result, you gave me a pit, which is also your contribution?" ”

Mengde hung his head, very aggrieved: "This is an unintentional mistake." ”

Seeing that Li Banfeng was very annoyed, the record player persuaded him: "Xianggong, eat something and rest for one night, you are also tired." ”

Li Banfeng ate two cans, and fell asleep on the bed amid Mengde's beautiful singing.

The record player said to the month card: "I have to fight tomorrow, don't let him have nightmares!" If you don't fight well today, I won't punish you, and next time, I will not spare you. ”

Mengde hurriedly saluted: "Mrs. Xie is magnanimous. ”

The judge snorted, "It's still too much." ”

A puff of steam erupted from the record player, which burned the judge's pen red: "What is too much?" ”

"Humph!"

It hurts a lot when it is burned, but the judge's pen is too lazy to hide, and he is still lying in place.

……

That night, Li Banfeng arrived at Tieyang Mountain, and Rong Yeguang was not there, leaving only Lu Xiaolan to guard the mountain gate.

Li Banfeng took advantage of his personal residence, blended into the cottage, killed Lu Xiaolan, and robbed 100,000 oceans, and then burned the entire cottage with a fire!

"Hahaha!" Li Banfeng stood in the center of the cottage and laughed wildly.

Then Li Banfeng woke up.

Such a good dream, just woke up like this.

I can't remember most of the things in the dream, but Li Banfeng knows that it is a good dream.

Looking at Li Banfeng's vicious eyes, Mengde kept trembling in the month card: "Sir, you woke up from a dream and laughed, you really don't blame me, madam, you say something." ”

Li Banfeng didn't have the heart to clean up Mengde, he still had to go out to catch the souls of the dead, and the record player called Li Banfeng and said: "Xianggong, you go and ask the judge pen, he seems to have a way to deal with foolish cultivation." ”

What can he do?

But he did speak yesterday.

Li Banfeng picked up the judge's pen and sincerely asked: "Brother Pen, if you have a way out of the city, tell me, you definitely don't want to be trapped in this place." ”

The judge's pen has been brewing for a long time, and he has the will to express it, but he is really too lazy to say.

It is estimated that it is not clear in one sentence and a half, so Li Banfeng changed the question: "You say first, is the method I thought of working?" ”

"Too much." The judge's pen said only two words.

Li Banfeng was not angry, he seriously guessed the meaning of these two words: "Do you mean that I think too much, or do I do too much?" ”

"It's a lot."

"What's the matter?"

"There are ruthless people watching."

What ruthless?

"Do you have an easier way?"

"Alas," the judge sighed, waited for more than two minutes, and uttered four words, "a thousand thoughts of the fool......"

Li Banfeng has heard this idiom, a fool must have a thousand thoughts.

"But according to what you mean, I still want less."

The judge had an indescribable helplessness, waited for two minutes, and then said four words: "Gain and loss." ”

A fool thinks a thousand times, and suffers from gains and losses?

What idiom is this?

"Brother Pen, I don't understand."

The judge pen said helplessly: "If you want to get out of the city, you can leave." ”

"I can't get out! If you can get out, do you have to spend so much effort? ”

The record player was impatient: "Xianggong, it's the fault of the little slave, don't ask him again, let's do the right thing." ”

Li Banfeng just walked to the door pushing the windmill record player, and suddenly heard the judge's pen say: "If you don't open your mind, the capital will be returned to me!" ”

He said so many things at once, Li Banfeng couldn't react.

What cost?

Broken!

When he was in Baiman Valley, the judge pen once moved the autumn elephant and moved more than two miles.

He had been too lazy to ask for capital, and now he suddenly spoke.

At that time, he made a lot of efforts, and if he counted the capital, Li Banfeng would have to be lazy for a long time.

What can I do?

"Brother Pen, let's discuss and discuss, and then ...... when I get out of the City of Fools"

It's late.

Li Banfeng was halfway through his words, and he didn't bother to go on.

The judge's pen has already asked for the capital back.

He looked back at his bed, and he wanted to lie down.

You can lie down and don't sit.

No, you can't lie down.

I don't know how long I will have to lie down.

The key is still outside, and yesterday there was a fight with the fortune teller, and he was casually thrown in the deserted house by Li Banfeng.

It's not a way to keep it in the house like this, Foolish Xiu is so treacherous, if he has an accomplice, he will pick it up if he can't get it.

You have to go out and see what you say, at least you have to change the key.

The judge pen this dog thing, I have to ask for the capital today, why am I ......

Forget it, don't bother to teach him a lesson.

Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and pushed open the door and looked back at the windmill record player.

Push it out?

What does push it for? So heavy.

Li Banfeng went out empty-handed, and he didn't bother to bring a magic weapon.

Out of the room, Li Banfeng picked up the key and wanted to go back to lie down.

No, you have to find a place for the keys first.

Is there a good place in this house?

Since you have to guard against the fortune teller's accomplices, you must not hide the key in the house.

Let's go out and have a look, maybe there's a good place outside.

Out of the door, Li Banfeng looked around, and there was no good place to hide the keys outside the deserted house.

I'm always thinking about what to do with my keys?

Didn't I want to get out of town?

This road is quite wide, if you go forward, will you be able to get out of the city?

How can there be such a good thing? I can't get out after walking for two days, and I still want to go out when I walk around?

Forget it, let's go back and lie down.

Looking back at the deserted mansion behind him, Li Banfeng hesitated a little.

It's all out, and he's too lazy to go back.

If you don't go back, you will continue to go out?

That's tiring, too.

Why don't we lie down on the spot?

……

Li Banfeng's will was quite strong, resisting the urge to lie down on the ground and fall asleep, and walked along the alley.

Out of the city, I'm out of the city!

After walking for a while, the alley turned.

If I want to go out of the city, I should go in a straight line, should I go over the wall?

Forget it, it's too tiring to climb over the wall.

Take a little turn, it's nothing, just follow this road.

Walking forward in a daze, Li Banfeng focused on confrontation with laziness, thinking about nothing in his head.

After passing through the alley and walking to the street, an old woman in front of me asked, "Child, are you lost, come to Auntie's to drink a bowl of water." ”

You still tricked me into drinking water, so you didn't order something fresh?

Li Banfeng walked forward without saying a word, he was too lazy to speak.

When I walked for a short time, I saw the plaster seller again: "This is my ancestral secret recipe, one paste will be the spirit, that friend, you have used my plaster, do you say the spirit does not work?"

Friend, you have a word, if it doesn't work, I will pay you 10,000 yuan, let's go to my house to get the money now! ”

Your medicine spirit ball!

Go to your house and get the money, get in your house, and then kill me?

Do you think I'm going to fool you?

Li Banfeng was too lazy to take care of him.

There was a trickster in front of him, a piece of white paper, which he rubbed in his hand, turned into a pigeon, fluttered and flew away.

The trick shouted at Li Banfeng: "I have two tricks here, does this friend want to learn?"

If you want to learn to give two rewards, you should have fun, and if you don't want to learn how to slap you, you should give me a personal show. ”

Li Banfeng didn't bother to look at him.

After walking for a short time, a doctor-like man approached with a medicine box on his back: "Friend, you have a mole on your face, Parents, I will order it for you, and it will cost a dime." ”

Li Banfeng didn't bother to scold him.

I don't even know who my parents are, you tell me this.

……

There's a seller in front of me who sells breakfast, and he seems to recognize me, so do you need to go around?

I've seen it, I've seen it, it's hard to detour, and I don't forgive!

Further ahead is the Friends Inn, this time we have to bypass, right?

Don't wrap around!

Because I kept wandering around, I couldn't find the city gate!

I can't believe that the guys in the inn keep staring at me!

Even if they keep an eye on me, don't be afraid.

If you can beat it, you can fight, if you can't beat it, you can run, and go around something!

Just walked all the way, after walking for more than two hours, Li Banfeng looked up and found that he had walked to the city gate.

Came out?

This is coming out?

Don't think about anything, this is out!

It's also too ......

Forget it, it's nothing.

Li Banfeng was too lazy to be happy.

He decided to run wild and leave the place immediately.

After hesitating for a while, Li Banfeng still gave up.

Can't run.

Too tired.

Take your time.

The lady said that there is only one sect in the world that can restrain foolish cultivation, but it is powerless to fight against it.

Could it be that this Dao Gate is lazy cultivation?

Could it be that the inability to fight refers to the literal meaning?

It's not because it's too lazy to fight, but it's because it's too lazy to fight?

Is that really the case?

Li Banfeng didn't bother to think about it.

Walking out for more than ten miles, there was a middle-aged man standing in front of him.

Li Banfeng didn't bother to look at him, but he felt that this person was a little familiar.

Who?

Sun Tiecheng!

Orion!

This king eight lambs!

I'm going to Iron Sheep Mountain, and he's taken me to the City of Fools!

When I entered the city, you even took me to a black shop!

I have suffered this calamity, it is all because of you, and you dare to wait for me here.

"You ......" Li Banfeng glared at Sun Tiecheng, and then hurried on.

I don't bother to bother with him.

Sun Tiecheng still looked so honest, he stopped Li Banfeng: "This master, come over and say something." ”

"Nope." Li Banfeng didn't bother to speak.

"Li Qi, you passed my examination school."

He knows my name is Li Qi!

What did he say about the school?

Li Banfeng didn't bother to ask.

"Li Qi, don't be in a hurry to leave, I have good things for you!"

Li Banfeng was too lazy to ask for it.

"Li Qi, you stay!" Sun Tiecheng didn't know where to get a bed and put it in front of Li Banfeng.

This is so vicious!

Do you think I'm going to fall for you?

After struggling for a moment, Li Banfeng lay on the bed, yawned and said, "Say it." ”

PS: Eat when you're hungry, sleep when you're sleepy, rest when you're tired, and if you want to get out of the city, you go out!

Lazy cultivation is so pure.

(End of chapter)