Chapter 281: The Best Train in the World (High Energy Continues)
When it comes to trains, the train father-in-law is very excited.
"My train is good, it can carry a lot of things, it can load a lot of people, and the train will follow me wherever I go."
Li Banfeng smiled: "Isn't this nonsense? As you said before, people follow the train, so how can there be a reason for the train to follow the people? ”
The train father-in-law shook his head and said, "My train is different, it has spirituality, and it can follow me." ”
"But the train has to have rails when it walks, and when it comes to a place where there are no rails, how can it follow you?"
"It's going to lay railroad tracks for itself, don't you think it's awesome?"
Li Banfeng was even more surprised: "A train that can lay rails for yourself?" Where to go, where to shop? ”
"Yes, wherever you go, wherever you go!" The more the train father-in-law talked, the more excited he became.
"There must be a lot of tracks on the train, right?"
"It doesn't need so much, it's enough to have a dozen or twenty of them, my train, can be paved and dismantled, and the used rails will be dismantled immediately and replaced."
Li Banfeng thought about it for a long time, but he didn't understand how this train worked.
The train father-in-law is still trying his best to explain: "My train has a special carriage, which is used to lay the tracks, and that carriage is the smartest, usually walking back and forth next to each carriage, and the rails have never been paved." ”
This is the first time to describe the carriage as smart!
Li Banfeng couldn't figure out the structure of this train more and more, but he could see that the train's father-in-law said with an obsessive face, as if there was really such a train.
Li Banfeng smiled and said: "No matter where you go, you will follow a train behind you, and you won't frighten others?" ”
The train father-in-law replied seriously: "If others can't see my train, my train will be invisible, and sometimes even I can't see myself." ”
Li Banfeng stopped laughing.
He remembered a memory.
When he first learned the art of perceiving spiritual sounds, Li Banfeng heard the sound on the wall and heard the sound of steam spitting.
Li Banfeng asked cautiously: "Senior, if you can't see the train, how can you get on the train usually?" ”
"I've got the key!" The train father-in-law glared and said, "Car keys, have you heard of them?" I can open the door and I can drive! ”
Li Banfeng exerted his restraint to the maximum and did not allow himself to show any abnormality.
The train that the train father talked about was very similar to one of his very important things.
He remembered a passage from the merchant when he gave him to live with him:
"This is a shelter built by a traveling cultivation grandmaster himself, and later because his cultivation is getting more and more advanced, that grandmaster doesn't need this thing anymore, so he sold it to me."
Li Banfeng looked at the senior in front of him and asked, "How did this train come about?" ”
"I did it myself!" The train father-in-law is very proud.
"Why make a train?"
"We travel all day long, and we have to have a place to shelter from the wind and rain."
"Since you're a travel cultivator, how can you still make a train?"
The train father-in-law snorted coldly and said, "Can you tell you this kind of thing casually?" Can you just ask others about their cultivation? ”
Li Banfeng didn't dare to offend this grandmaster, and quickly apologized: "It's me who was rude, when I didn't ask." ”
The train father-in-law snorted again: "If it were normal, I would definitely not tell you, but now it's in a dream, it's okay to tell you, when I wake up from the dream, I will forget about it." ”
Li Banfeng praised repeatedly: "What the predecessors said makes sense! ”
The train is fair: "I am a travel repair, and I am also an industrial repair." ”
"Can you also do a fellow worker?"
"Why can't you," mentioning the travel repair, the train father-in-law was also very proud, "In addition to home repair, travel repair and any door can be repaired at the same time!" ”
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Yes, you can cultivate both!" ”
The train father-in-law said again: "Our travel cultivation is the best Taoist in the world!" ”
Li Banfeng echoed loudly: "Yes, travel cultivation is the best Dao Gate!" ”
The train father-in-law said again: "House repair is not the most important thing, and it is a bastard!" ”
Li Banfeng was silent.
The train father-in-law glanced back at Li Banfeng: "Do you think they are bastards?" ”
"Hmm." Li Banfeng nodded slightly.
The train father-in-law blew his whistle twice and continued to run forward.
Li Banfeng asked: "Why do you want to sell such a good train to others?" ”
Whew~Whew~
The train father-in-law's pace slowed down: "Because I want to buy something better." ”
"Did you buy it?"
"I bought it, but I still miss that train,
There are countless good things in this world, but there is only one thing that is so fun. ”
Li Banfeng said: "Then why don't you make a train anymore?" ”
Whew~Whew~
The speed of the train father-in-law is even slower.
"The train can do it, but the materials are hard to find, and you have to go to the inner state to find them.
I found more than ninety percent of the materials in Neizhou, but I was plotted by the group of birdmen in Neizhou, and I slept until now. ”
Li Banfeng was stunned and said, "You slept in Neizhou?" ”
"Yes! What does this do, you ask? Are you trying to harm me? The train father-in-law suddenly realized.
"That's not true," Li Banfeng shook his head again and again, "I have no grievances with you, and I have no reason to harm you." ”
The train father-in-law burst out a little murderous: "Why should I believe you?" ”
Do you need to ask?
"I'm in Puzhou, you sleep in Neizhou, the two of us are 108,000 miles apart, I can't touch you, how can I harm you?"
That's a perfectly fine answer.
Unexpectedly, after the train father-in-law heard about it, his suspicion of Li Banfeng became deeper.
"Who told you that you were in Puluo?"
Li Banfeng said: "I have always been in Puzhou! Isn't the station where we met Blackstone Slope? ”
Whew~Whew~
The speed of the train father-in-law suddenly slowed down a lot.
His speech also became very slow: "This is not Puluozhou, this is Neizhou." ”
Forehead......
This old man is crazy again?
Whew~Whew~
The train father-in-law continued: "The place where you and I met is not Heishi Slope, which is the junction of Inner State and Puluo State. ”
I'm in the inner state?
Li Banfeng's expression was in a trance.
"Senior, are you mistaken?"
"You can't be wrong, Blackstone Slope used to be my territory, and the people there were wild and unruly, a bit like me."
Li Banfeng said: "I'm not talking about Heishipo, I'm talking about Neizhou and Puluo......"
Laugh at~~~
With a long bang, the train's father-in-law braked.
"Zhao Dajun has arrived, please arrive at the station, pack your luggage, and get off at this station."
The tone of the train father-in-law is quite like that of the conductor.
Li Banfeng got off the back of his father-in-law on the train and looked around.
Zhao Dajun, the code farmer.
Why is this place called Cho Dajun Station? Is it because this is his dream?
The father-in-law of the train looked at Li Banfeng and said, "If you get off here, you have to pay one hundred and fifty yuan, if you don't get off the train, let's continue to go." ”
Li Banfeng looked at the train father-in-law, somewhat hesitant.
Here is also a lot of important information for this senior.
But if you keep running with him like this, it's hard to say where you'll go, this train father-in-law is not mentally normal, and he must be guarded against mentally ill.
Li Banfeng thought for a moment and said, "Can I go around this place?" ”
The train father-in-law was stunned: "You mean to make me wait a little longer?" ”
Li Banfeng nodded.
"It's not impossible!" The train father-in-law was very cheerful, "Half an hour, three hundred yuan." ”
Li Banfeng gave 300 Huan national bills, and asked, "Senior, can you accompany me around?" ”
"Your consciousness is, let me be your tour guide?"
"Hmm."
The train father-in-law thought for a while: "Half an hour, three hundred." ”
Li Banfeng gave another three hundred.
He didn't know if he really gave the money, and he didn't know what state he was in now.
But the train father-in-law was very satisfied, and took Li Banfeng towards the depths of the wilderness.
There is no road ahead, but it does not affect the footsteps of the two brigades.
At first, it was surrounded by strong wild grass as tall as a person, but after walking for dozens of miles, the wild grass became shorter and shorter, turning into a gravel road without grass.
The gravel road became smoother and smoother, and after walking for more than ten miles, it became a stone road.
The stone road leads to a lake, and Li Banfeng saw Zhao Dajun by the lake.
Zhao Dajun held a small branch and focused on calculus by the lake.
Li Banfeng was very curious about what he was counting, so he walked in to take a look, but saw that he had drawn a matrix on the left and an integral equation on the right.
He seems to have been calculating for a long time.
Li Banfeng was about to go elsewhere, when he suddenly saw Zhao Dajun stand up, looked at Li Banfeng and said, "Friend, you're here!" ”
Can he see me?
The train father-in-law shrugged his eyebrows and said, "This is his dream, of course he can see you." ”
But Zhao Dajun didn't seem to see the train father-in-law, and he said excitedly to Li Banfeng: "I figured it out!" ”
"What did you figure out?"
Zhao Dajun excitedly took a ruler, measured around the lake, selected a location, made a mark, moved a chair and sat down, and then started fishing.
Li Banfeng said: "After spending so much effort and thinking for so long, just want to find a place to fish?" ”
Zhao Dajun nodded and said: "I have calculated, I have conducted an in-depth analysis of more than 500 sets of historical data, and I have come to the conclusion that this is the fastest position to fish!" ”
While talking, Zhao Dajun caught a scavenger.
He pursed his lips and said, "It's just that the quality of this fish is a little worse." ”
Li Banfeng couldn't understand Zhao Dajun's thoughts, and the train father-in-law snorted coldly: "Count this virtue as cultivation!" ”
Li Banfeng looked at Zhao Dajun and said, "Brother Tai, don't you have any other fun?" ”
"Yes!" Zhao Dajun looked at Li Banfeng very seriously, he was very disgusted with Li Banfeng's questioning of him.
He took Li Banfeng to a three-story villa.
In the garden on the first floor, Teacher Anzai and Teacher Mikami, who were taking care of the flowers and plants, saw that Zhao Dajun was back, and they saluted respectfully.
Entering the hall, dozens of teachers greeted in unison: "Master, you are back!" ”
Zhao Dajun nodded symbolically in response, and after a round of inspection, he finally chose Teacher Lisha.
He hit Risa-sensei's peach hard, and his voice was very crisp.
Teacher Risa turned her head and looked at Zhao Dajun with a little disgust, as if she was hurt by the beating, and it seemed that she didn't fight enough.
Cho Dajun leaked a grim smile.
Teacher Risa was a little scared and a little expectant.
Next, Zhao Dajun took a pen and listed a matrix on the peach on the left of Mr. Risha, and drew a quadrant on the right, and after some careful calculations, he found the optimal ratio and made some adjustments to Mr. Risa's peach.
After the adjustment, he began to quietly admire.
Li Banfeng took a deep breath and said, "This has to be counted as ......"
The father-in-law of the train said disdainfully: "See, it's a special point of cultivation!" ”
Li Banfeng agreed: "It's really unproductive! ”
The train said fairly: "In addition to house repair, they are not promising, don't you say?" ”
"Hmm." Li Banfeng whispered back.
The train father-in-law looked at Zhao Dajun and said in a solemn tone: "He can't get out anymore, do you still want to go out?" ”
PS: The car that is responsible for laying the rails is so special.
(End of chapter)