Chapter 303: The Ancestor of Oil Cultivation (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
The face is not big, and Li Bu is crazy to steal his oil.
Li Banfeng was angry: "This oil is sticking to me, it's too late for me to dislike it!" ”
The face was not angry: "If you have the ability, don't take it away!" ”
"Who said it was going to be taken away? If you have the ability, you can take it back! ”
"You take off your clothes first!"
"My clothes are my own, why did I take them off?"
"If you don't take it off, you're stealing oil!"
Unreasonable, Li Banfeng then fled.
The wind in the jungle was too strong, and from time to time sand and rocks came in the face.
Li Banfeng rushed out against the wind, chased after him from behind with a small face, grabbed Li Banfeng and said, "It's too late, you come with me." ”
"What's too late?"
"Here you are!"
With a small face, he took Li Banfeng and ran wildly into the jungle, and when he reached a giant tree, he saw a crypt entrance.
The face was not very right, and Li Banfeng said: "Drill!" ”
Li Banfeng frowned and said, "Why do you have to drill this?" ”
"If you don't drill, you will die!" The face is not big and the first to get in.
Li Banfeng sensed that danger was approaching, and drilling into this crypt was indeed a place to avoid danger, so he followed his face into the crypt together.
The structure of the crypt is very complex, and you can see the roots of giant trees, as well as large and small caves on the rock wall.
With a small face, he found a very high cave to hide, and beckoned Li Banfeng to go in together.
After a while, there was water in the crypt, the water level rose rapidly, and the caves at a low level were flooded with water, and even the cave where Li Banfeng was located, the water level was about to reach the entrance of the cave.
Where does this water come from?
Li Banfeng reached out to the outside of the cave, took some water, and observed.
Although it is very clear, the water is a little sticky.
The little face rubbed his nose and said, "I just had a little runny nose." ”
Li Banfeng took the opportunity to wipe the "water" on his small face, and said sincerely: "I'm really not here to steal your oil." ”
"And how did you get here?"
"I was hunting in Xindi, and for some reason, I fell into an oil lake." Li Banfeng made up a reason.
"Xindi? Which new land? "The face is not big or I don't believe it.
Li Banfeng couldn't give a better explanation, so he simply continued to make up: "The new land in Green Water Bay." ”
"Green Water Bay? Is there such a place?
I remember, it used to be called Huaziwan, and then the land was taken away by Luhuazi and became Lushuiwan, so it was Luhuazi who asked you to steal oil? ”
Li Banfeng frowned and said, "I don't know Lu Huazi!" ”
"And who told you to steal the oil?"
"How did you think I was here to steal oil?"
"What else else can you do?"
Li Banfeng couldn't say clearly.
He thought of a good solution: "It's better to do this, you take all the oil from my body, don't leave a drop, you have a mind, and I will clear my suspicions, but the clothes are my own, and I can't leave them to you." ”
The face didn't think for a moment and said, "It's okay, this place is not suitable, let's go out and get things done first." ”
Li Banfeng looked at the clear liquid outside the cave, and then turned his face to see that his face was not big.
"Why don't we go out later, you haven't ebbed yet."
"It's easy to say that the tide is low!" The face was not big, and he took a deep breath.
Woo~
Boom!
He swallowed his snot.
Li Banfeng turned his face to look again, the tide receded, and only the ground was still a little damp.
Walking out of the crypt with a small face, Li Banfeng figured out the general structure.
This forest is the nostrils of the face that is not big, and the trees are luxuriant, and the nose hair of the face is not big.
The crypt just now is a small pore on the face.
The face is not big, and Li Banfeng left his nostrils.
In the blink of an eye, the two came to another forest, which was even more lush, and not only could not see the edge, but also the height of the trees.
It's a beard, right?
The face is not big, and the beard is not short!
Standing in front of Li Banfeng with a small face, he coughed, and all the oil on Li Banfeng's body disappeared.
"Okay, the oil is gone, let's go!" The little face was not big and waved at Li Banfeng.
"Farewell!" Li Banfeng turned and left.
As soon as he took two steps, the little face shouted angrily: "You have my oil under your feet, and you said that you didn't come to steal oil!" ”
Li Banfeng didn't know how to explain: "Shall we be reasonable?" You're full of oil, how can I not get it? ”
The little face didn't think for a moment and said: "I want to reason with you, but this matter is unreasonable, you are wandering around the new land of Huaziwan, you shouldn't come to me!" ”
Li Banfeng said: "There are many unreasonable things, I am in your face, and you are now in front of me, do you think this thing is reasonable?" ”
The little face didn't think much about it, it was quite unreasonable.
When he raised his eyes and looked at Li Bumad, Li Bumad had long since disappeared.
"Where are you going? Stop me! ”
Li Banfeng didn't look back, just ran forward.
I can't say anything about it, so don't talk about it.
Since I've been to my nostrils before, I'm going to drill into my nostrils to a certain point where you can sneeze me out!
The little face was not big and seemed to see Li Banfeng's intentions, and shouted: "You go and try it, I will drown you directly and drown you with yellow snot!" ”
……
Green Water City, east of the city, Lu Chunying's residence.
Lu Chunying turned her face up and asked Xiao Yeci to roll her eyelids.
"Mom, look closely, is there any bloodshot in my eyes?"
"Oh no, Mom has rolled your eyelids for half an hour, and your eyes are red now, and there are bloodshot everywhere!"
Lu Chunying rubbed her eyes and said, "Brother Qiu told me that when you see Mrs. Duan, you have to pay attention to your eyes, if there is more blood, something will happen." ”
Xiao Yeci couldn't rest assured, helped Lu Chunying check for a long time, shook his head and said, "Hello, close your eyes and rest for a while, and when the blood subsides, I'll take a good look." ”
……
In the Lu family's mansion, Qiu Zhiheng was reading a newspaper in a small building, and Zhang Huaiyi knocked on the door and walked in.
Qiu Zhiheng looked surprised: "Master Zhang, when did you come?" ”
Before that, Qiu Zhiheng used to call him Huaiyi, and now he is called Zhang Gongzi.
Zhang Huaiyi said with a smile: "My mother personally cooked, fried a few dishes, and asked you to come over for dinner." ”
"Mrs. Shaohong is here?" Qiu Zhiheng deliberately mentioned Duan Shaohong.
"I'm talking about ......" Zhang Huaiyi looked embarrassed for a while, he looked at Qiu Zhiheng and said, "Uncle Qiu, I'm actually ......"
Qiu Zhiheng waited quietly for him to finish.
Zhang Huaiyi didn't know where to start.
……
Three days later, Li Banfeng and Xiaofang were not big, sitting side by side in a canyon, holding a roast chicken and chewing slowly.
This canyon is a small face with small forehead lines.
Li Banfeng held the roast chicken and checked it many times, but he was still not at ease: "This chicken didn't grow on your face, right?" ”
The little face was not angry and said, "Have you ever seen a chicken on your face?" I came back from a hunting trip! ”
Not to mention, this roast chicken tastes good, but it's a little tired.
"Do you have greens? Detoxify. ”
"What's the solution?" The little face was not very unhappy, "I was able to eat oil meat once when I was a child, and I had to be happy for several days, and you still want to relieve your greasy!" ”
Li Banfeng nibbled on chicken wings and asked, "Just because you couldn't eat oil when you were a child, you made so much oil?" ”
The little face is not big while gnawing on the chicken legs, and sighs: "What's wrong with oil, it's fragrant and smooth, and the delicious delicacies in the world are all on the oil.
As long as there is oil and water on the table, this day is not sad, don't you think oil is the best thing in the world? ”
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I didn't say that the oil was bad, but I really didn't come to steal the oil." ”
The little face nodded and said, "I believe you, we have been together for the past three days, and I can see that your character is still good.
But there's one thing, you're not doing it right, you shouldn't pee on my face. ”
Li Banfeng said: "I don't have a rut, it's been three days, where can I urinate?" ”
The little face is not big and still feels uncomfortable: "You can pee on your cheeks, but you shouldn't pee on my mouth!" ”
"I just saw a tree, who knew it was your mouth!"
"That's not a tree, that's my beard!" The little face is not big and said resentfully, "I really want to let you go, but I can't rest assured." ”
Li Banfeng persuaded: "Don't worry, if you don't let me go, it won't be as simple as urinating on your face." ”
The little face looked at Li Banfeng and said: "Don't be crazy, you know where I am, I'm afraid that you will leak the news, and the people in Neizhou will find me again.
It's not that I can't trust your character, in case you are caught by the people of Neizhou and tortured to you, can you promise not to tell my whereabouts? ”
Li Banfeng said: "Don't worry, I can't guarantee this.
But you don't let me know where you are, you can change places after you send me away! ”
"I can't change places, I can't move."
Li Banfeng was stunned: "Why can't you move?" ”
"It's just that I can't move......" The expression on the small face was a little sad.
The two of them ate roast chicken silently, nearly half of the food, and said to Li Banfeng with a small face: "You said that you came here in a daze, I believe you, find a way to send you out in a daze, so that you don't know how you left, just as if we haven't met." ”
"Okay! When I go out, I'll treat you as if I've never seen you, and I'll never tell anyone about it!" Li Banfeng put down half of the roast chicken, patted his chest and agreed.
The little face sighed and said, "In this world, are there any disciples of my Daomen?" ”
"You're talking about oil repair, right?"
The little face nodded slightly.
"Yes! I've met two. ”
The little face blinked his eyes slightly, and his face showed a little excitement: "Are they all okay?" ”
What can I say?
One is a light bulb, in another state, I hit a spicy strip, it shouldn't be a big deal.
He is a member of the Dark Star Bureau, and his life should be good.
There is also a person named Rong Jin'an, the support of the Geng family's medicine store, who almost tortured Xiaopang to death.
He was fed to the lady by me, is this considered good?
"Good! It's all good! Li Banfeng gave the answer according to his own understanding.
"It's all good, and there are disciples!" The little face didn't get up and said, "When I see the merchant in the future, remember to tell him and let him save me." ”
"Okay, I promise."
The little face was not angry and said, "Didn't you just say that you wouldn't tell anyone?" Now I'm going to tell the merchant! ”
"That's what you made me ......"
Without waiting for Li Banfeng to explain clearly, the little face rushed up, and Li Banfeng spread his legs and continued to run.
The little face chased Li Banfeng all the way through the vast forest that stretched for dozens of miles.
There are many oil lakes in the middle of the forest, and Li Banfeng goes around them one by one along the shore of the lake.
The little face shouted, "This is my eyebrows!" ”
After the forehead came to the eyebrows, the place where the chicken was eaten before was really a forehead wrinkle.
Li Banfeng didn't have the heart to enjoy the scenery, so he ran forward, and not long after running, a wasteland appeared in front of him.
There was no grass, no trees, nothing but wilderness, a generally flat, slightly undulating wilderness.
"These are my eyes!" The little face was not big and chased after him from behind.
Li Banfeng continued to run.
A pimple on the face can form a lake, and according to Li Banfeng's understanding, the area of one eye is estimated to be close to the ocean.
But he saw not the ocean, but the wilderness, the endless wilderness.
He ran for an unknown amount of time, and the wilderness finally disappeared, and the terrain gradually rose, and there was a high mountain in front of him, where Li Banfeng had come.
The face shouted, "This is my nose!" ”
Li Banfeng turned around and shouted, "I didn't see your eyes!" ”
"Blindfolded!"
Li Banfeng was puzzled.
The little face was not big and repeated again: "My eyes are blindfolded." ”
Blindfolded.
He said there were blindfolds in the inner state.
His eyes were blindfolded by the people of the inner state?
After running for a long time, the little face shouted, "Stop!" ”
Li Banfeng stopped for the time being, holding his knees and gasping.
In fact, he is also used to it, in the past three days, he has used the Daomen method to the limit, and tried his best to deal with his face.
The little face stood more than ten meters away, and asked Li Banfeng: "You know the footwork of the old train, and you can sing "The Ballad of the Train", you are a friend of the old train, right?" ”
"I'm his brother!"
"Well, I believe you!" The face is not big and nodded slightly, "You said you didn't steal my oil, but why is my oil less?" ”
How do I know this?
Isn't it the glove that slut stole the oil?
You can't talk nonsense.
Li Banfeng said: "It may have flowed away, the wind and the sun are blowing, and it may be dried up." ”
"Steamed?" The face didn't laugh anymore, "You really don't know what this place is?" ”
"I don't know!"
His face looked around and sighed: "This place is bitter, it's really bitter, I'm really miserable, I want to tell others that I'm bitter, but no one talks to me!" ”
Li Banfeng was silent for a moment and said, "I've talked to you a lot these days. ”
"Yes, it's a lot, I'll let you go and send you to the new land of Huaziwan, but the oil can't let you take it! Keep running! ”
Li Banfeng ran forward for dozens of miles, and a gust of wind blew, and Li Banfeng's body floated in the air.
The face is not big and shouts: "I can't let you take the oil away, I have taken it all back!" ”
The oil and water on Li Banfeng's body disappeared cleanly.
"If you come across an old train, tell him that it's better to burn oil than coal!"
The airflow rose sharply, and Li Banfeng flew out of a gap, first it was pitch black, and then a dense cloud of smoke and dust, so that Li Banfeng couldn't open his eyes for a long time.
When the smoke and dust cleared, Li Banfeng fell to the ground, and when he opened his eyes and looked again, Li Banfeng saw a rotten tree and the roots and vines wrapped around the tree.
This is a common sight in Xindi, and Li Banfeng seems to have been here.
The new land of Green Water Bay is not unfamiliar to Li Banfeng, as long as he finds the direction, Li Banfeng will soon be able to find the right village.
Sitting on the ground to rest for a while, Li Banfeng took out his gloves.
"Say, did you steal the oil?"
The glove used his index finger as his head, shook his head again and again, and said, "What am I stealing that thing for?" ”
"You really didn't steal?"
"Didn't steal!" The glove was very aggrieved, "I stole half of the roast chicken, or you eat the leftovers." ”
With that, the gloves spit out the roast chicken.
Li Banfeng smiled: "Look at your little bit of interest, what are you doing stealing chickens?" ”
Not to mention, the roast chicken made with a small face is delicious.
What exactly did he go through?
Is he the ancestor of oil cultivation?
Where the hell is he?
He knows the train father-in-law, but also recognizes the merchant, the train father-in-law is not easy to find, if you meet the merchant another day, remember to ask.
Actually, I don't have to ask the merchant, I can go and see him myself.
Later, when I have more means to deal with him, I might as well go to Oil Lake to see him again.
Li Banfeng picked up the roast chicken and wanted to take two more bites, but suddenly saw that the roast chicken was gone.
"Who?" Li Banfeng was shocked!
A woman's voice came from my ear: "Okay, I promised." ”
Li Banfeng was stunned: "What did you promise?" ”
The woman replied, "Let's start the school exam!" ”
A halo lit up around the plot.
PS: What is this going to examine?
(End of chapter)