Chapter 313: Recruiting Women
The projector showed the image of Feng Weng, and Li Banfeng looked at it carefully, but did not see the slightest flaw.
The record player asked, "Baby, what are you doing with this old man again?" ”
"He also has an accomplice who is good at disguise, and when she pretends to be an earth god, I can't tell the real from the fake at all."
The record player looked at the projector: "Did you record it?" ”
The projector said: "I only recorded a little, the woman wanted to seduce the seventh director, but she didn't seduce her, I thought it was boring, and I didn't record it later." ”
Li Banfeng said: "It doesn't matter if it's short, just make an image." ”
The projector was embarrassed: "I'm afraid I can't really make an image of this." ”
"Why can't you do it?"
The projector released the picture of the fake Meng Yuchun, and the time was indeed not long, only more than 20 seconds, which was not the point.
The point is that the fake Meng Yuchun is always facing Li Banfeng, as long as the projector makes a flat image, it can't make a three-dimensional figure, and he doesn't know what other angles look like.
Li Banfeng said to the lady: "This is this person, she looks exactly the same as the earth god Meng Yuchun, and she should be a high-level drama cultivator." ”
The lady let the projector play it several times, and said to Li Banfeng: "This seems to be a drama woman." ”
"What is a trick girl?"
"If he is really a drama woman, this thing will be interesting," the lady asked the projector, "how long can you hold up in front of the sixth-story drama cultivator?" ”
The projector said: "If it is far away, it can last two or three minutes, and if it is close, it may only last for ten seconds." ”
……
Li Banfeng came to Meng Yuchun's plot, and several hunters were surrounding Meng Yuchun to discuss the matter of opening up the land.
Seeing Li Banfeng, Meng Yuchun greeted warmly: "Li Qi, do you want to open an extra piece of land?" The size is yours! ”
Li Banfeng smiled and said perfunctorily: "Another day." ”
Open ground?
How could Li Banfeng be in this mood?
He's going to take people out of the realm.
Seeing that Li Qi was leaving, Meng Yuchun stepped forward and stopped: "I'll take you to a place to say something." ”
Li Banfeng was stunned: "Where are you taking me?" ”
"Take you to a good place, anyway, I won't hurt you." Meng Yuchun stepped forward and pulled Li Banfeng's arm, and Li Banfeng quickly hid aside.
Meng Yuchun was stunned, she didn't understand why Li Banfeng was so wary.
Li Banfeng suddenly asked, "How big of a plot have I opened on your territory?" ”
Meng Yuchun was surprised and said: "Three miles away, is it possible to forget?" ”
"What tribute did I use?"
"Half a chicken, it tastes good."
This is true Meng Yuchun, many people know about the Sanli plot, but others don't know about the half-chicken.
"Where are you taking me?"
"Where others don't know."
Meng Yuchun took Li Banfeng into a cave, the cave was very narrow, but very high, looking up, it should be more than a hundred meters.
After shuttling in the cave for a long time, layers of green flames emerged from Meng Yuchun's body, the upper half of his body was still in human form, and the lower half of his body turned into ghost fire, and said to Li Banfeng: "Don't be afraid, I'll take you up." ”
There is nothing terrible about the dead soul, the gods of the earth are all dead souls, and Li Banfeng also knows this.
Meng Yuchun hugged Li Banfeng, flew to the top of the stone wall, stopped at a position of seventy or eighty meters above the ground, and entered a cave on the rock wall.
Li Banfeng said: "What kind of place is this?" ”
"This is my home," Meng Yuchun put down Li Banfeng, "Speak quietly, don't provoke my house spirit." ”
Li Banfeng's heart tightened: "Didn't your house spirit be eaten alive in Neizhou?" ”
"When I arrived in Xindi, I found another house spirit, she is not very good-tempered, I am afraid that she will hurt you."
Li Banfeng stood at the entrance of the cave and no longer walked inside.
If it is not necessary, he is not willing to enter the house easily.
"If there's anything, just say it here."
Meng Yuchun said: "I seem to be being targeted, that person seems to be your subordinate." ”
My subordinates?
Li Banfeng smiled: "You are handsome, they stare at you every day, is there anything unusual about this?" ”
"We're not talking about the same thing, last night, I killed a wandering monster near the house, and the house spirit told me that it was a knife and pen officer.
She said that this is a very rare wandering monster, this thing appeared on my realm, it should have been sent by someone, and someone might want to harm me. ”
As Li Banfeng speculated, rare wandering monsters appeared one after another, and they came for Meng Yuchun.
"What does that knife and pencil officer look like, you give him to me, I'll study it first."
"Ignore the knife and pen officer first, I have to find out who is trying to harm me!"
Li Banfeng is also investigating this matter: "It depends on who you have sinned against recently. ”
"I haven't seen anyone at all lately, except for you."
"You doubt me?" Li Banfeng lowered the brim of his hat and prepared to leave the cave immediately.
Meng Yuchun shook his head and said, "I can trust you, otherwise I wouldn't have brought you to the house.
I've been the head god for so long, I can't even meet anyone, I can't survive in this life, God has mercy on me, let me meet you,
I really want to make you a friend, but if you really want to harm me, if I do something cruel to them, you won't turn against me when the time comes. ”
Isn't that a joke?
My men are all poor hunters, and no one can harm you.
Li Banfeng said with a smile: "This thing is definitely not done by my subordinates, I can help you check, but you can't help in vain, we can negotiate the price,
If you agree, we will do it immediately, if you don't agree, I will take my people home immediately, I don't want to turn against you, let alone be implicated by you. ”
Meng Yuchun nodded and said, "Okay, as long as I can afford the price, I can negotiate it." ”
Li Banfeng said: "Give me the corpse of the knife and pen officer first, and then set up some traps, and then we will discuss the price." ”
As he spoke, his earrings trembled: "Master, there are footsteps." ”
Li Banfeng looked at Meng Yuchun: "Does anyone else know where you live?" ”
"There are three sisters who know each other well, and they come occasionally for a drink or two, and they never come into my house, and no one knows where I live except them and you, so you stay here and don't move."
Meng Yuchun flew down the stone wall alone, and after waiting for a while, three women came over with wine jars and various dishes.
A woman dressed in red with a slender waist saluted Meng Yuchun and said with a smile: "This is a newly brewed Baihua wine, specially sent for my sister to taste." ”
The woman's name was Red Butterfly.
Behind her, there was a woman dressed in yellow, with a face and figure similar to that of Red Butterfly, named Yellow Butterfly.
Standing at the end is a fat girl with a round face, a plump body, and a green-haired coat named Fluttershy.
Fluttershy doesn't seem to have turned into a butterfly yet.
Meng Yuchun said to the three of them: "Three sisters, my sister has something to do today, let's get together another day." ”
The three women were a little disappointed, Meng Yuchun chatted with them for a few words, sent them away, and returned to the rock wall.
Li Banfeng looked at their backs and asked in a low voice, "Are the three of them always together?" ”
Meng Yuchun nodded: "Almost inseparable." ”
Inseparable?
Unlikely.
It is said that butterflies love flowers, who has ever heard of caterpillars love flowers?
Li Banfeng asked, "Have you ever heard of a drama recruiting women?" ”
"What kind of woman?" Meng Yuchun looked confused.
Consistent with the description of the big toad, Meng Yuchun is a pure house repairer, he has not been to Xindi much before the tenth floor, and his understanding of wandering monsters is not much better than Li Banfeng.
……
After lunch, Li Banfeng carried a man into the portable house.
The man was wearing a long robe, the embroidery on the robe had been blurred, and he looked like an official robe, but he didn't know which dynasty it was.
He was holding a brush in his hand, with a little ink on the white nib, and the lady said happily when she saw this: "This is a knife and pen officer, a good thing, Xianggong, you cherish it the most......"
The cheerful gongs and drums stopped abruptly, and the singing was full of desolation: "Hey, Xianggong, why did you bring a corpse back?" Don't you love the little slave anymore? ”
Hong Ying laughed loudly: "You can't eat it, I'll eat it, I'll kill you wicked woman!" ”
A wave of power swept away, and Hong Ying rushed forward. Feast.
After eating, Hong Ying returned to the mirror and sat silently, her body changed more and more obviously, and the originally thin gun body showed a little plumpness.
The record player muttered: "This slut is really about to become a human, why is she so lucky, I don't know if this is luck or not......"
Other magic weapons rushed forward to share the food, and Li Banfeng comforted the lady and said: "When you finish this business, you will catch some work for the lady and come back." ”
The lady shook her horn and spewed steam suddenly, forcing back a group of magic weapons.
"Just eat it, and leave the rest to Red Lotus."
There are still most of the knife and pen officials left, and this is going to be left to the red lotus?
The lady took good care of Honglian today.
Li Banfeng brought the red lotus over, the petals bloomed, and a lotus seed in the lotus heart was ripe.
Li Banfeng took down the lotus seeds, and they exploded in an instant, and a pair of mandarin ducks fell into his palm.
No wonder the lady takes such good care, Honglian came with sincerity today.
But this seems to be no different from the previous Mandarin Duck Yue.
Li Banfeng squatted beside Honglian and said, "Ah Lian, do you want to trick me again?" ”
Sneer~
"Hey, Xianggong, this has wronged this slut, this pair of mandarin ducks has a sweet smell on their bodies, Xianggong smells it carefully."
Li Banfeng sniffed it for a moment with a hundred flavors of exquisite skills, and there was indeed a faint sweetness.
"I smell it too!" Hong Ying has been sniffing for a long time, deaf and blind for many years, her nose is very smart, but she doesn't smell any sweetness.
Li Banfeng sniffled, Budweiser's exquisite skills are not only sensitive to smell, but also seem to have other functions.
"Lady, how to use this magic weapon?"
"This thing is not spiritual enough, it is not a magic weapon, at most it is a spiritual object, a pair of mandarin ducks, a male and a female, the left hand of the male is only male, and the right hand is only female,
If the male slashes at a woman, he will like the woman, and if the woman appears within a mile, the male will feel it, and if the female slashes the man, it will be the same. ”
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "It's also a useful object, so let's call it a male and female Yue!" ”
"Hey, Xianggong, isn't it better to call it male and female?"
"The lady is so literate!" Li Banfeng collected the male and female Yue, took the projector, and left the portable residence.
……
At ten o'clock in the evening, Fluttershy eats her leaves, climbs down from the tree, and wanders lazily through the deep forest.
Li Banfeng and Meng Yuchun follow not far away, and with the easily overlooked nature of house cultivation, Fluttershy never notices.
After walking for more than an hour, Fluttershy seems hungry again and climbs to another tree to nibble on leaves.
Li Banfeng hid under the dirt slope and said to Meng Yuchun: "Didn't you say that you are inseparable? Why didn't you see the other two women? ”
Meng Yuchun said: "Fluttershy has different habits from them, and they can't be together all the time, yellow butterflies and red butterflies both eat nectar, and they rarely separate. ”
Li Banfeng's judgment is not wrong, Fluttershy has not yet turned into a butterfly.
After experiencing the battle between the water spring and the autumn leaves, Li Banfeng knew a key detail, the residence of the god of the earth is where the lifeblood is, and the deed is hidden in the residence, if it is dug up, it will be a serious threat to the god of the earth, so whether it is the spring of water or the autumn leaves, they will strictly defend their residence.
I don't know what the threat is, but Li Banfeng knows that the best way to deal with the earth god is to attack the house.
Serve Weng, play women, knife and pen officials, love slugs...... Rare wandering monsters came to Meng Yuchun's realm one after another, definitely not to fight with Meng Yuchun, the sword and pen officials proved with their lives that they could not fight the earth god.
Their purpose was to investigate Meng Yuchun's residence.
The love slug parasitized on Cao Zhida's body, Cao Zhida stalked Meng Yuchun to death, and there is a certain probability that he can find Meng Yuchun's residence.
But he failed and died at the hands of Li Banfeng.
The knife and pen officer successfully found Meng Yuchun's residence, but failed to escape and died at the hands of Meng Yuchun.
Feng Weng and the drama recruit women's women, one is beaten, the other is cheating, and the chance of success is the greatest.
Now that Bong is dead, the drama woman should not know that Bong Wong is dead, and there is a high probability that she will not stop.
In addition to Li Banfeng, there are only three people who know Meng Yuchun's residence, Red Butterfly, Yellow Butterfly, and Little Fluttershy.
Because Fluttershy didn't become a butterfly, she has different habits from the other two women, spending more time alone and being impersonated by a recruiting woman with the highest probability of being impersonated.
Li Banfeng targeted her.
Meng Yuchun whispered: "It doesn't have to be my sister, what kind of woman is that play, it may also be your subordinate." ”
Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "If it is really a drama to recruit women, it will definitely not be my subordinates, my subordinates are all men." ”
"Can't she pretend to be a man?"
"I can't."
Li Banfeng took out the projector and showed the image of Feng Weng.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, Fluttershy climbed down from the tree, slowly walked over to Bong Weng, and said in a low voice, "Got it." ”
PS: What's next?
Catch the drama and recruit women, and torture them?
(End of chapter)