Chapter 337: Funeral Cultivation
Funeral?
I haven't heard of this door.
Li Banfeng also wanted to take a closer look at this person's appearance, and Qiu Zhiheng immediately blocked the window panel: "Brother, take a look less, and be less unlucky." ”
"I've never heard of such an evil sect."
"It's normal that you haven't heard of it, I have lived in Puluo for more than forty years, counting this time, I have seen a total of three funerals,
The cultivators of this gate don't usually go around, they also have a fixed residence.
Only when there is no way to live or cultivate in the original residence, the mourning will change places. ”
Li Banfeng didn't understand too much: "What do you mean when you can't find a way to live?" ”
"It's just that the people who lived in the original place can't bear it, and if they fight to the death with him, he won't have a way to live."
"What does it mean that you can't find a way out of your cultivation?"
"He drove all the neighbors around him crazy, drove them away, and even forced them to death, so he should change places and continue to harm others."
While the two were talking, the grass leaves kept crying on the side, and Mrs. Sister-in-law comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, that old thing is mourning for himself, you don't have to pay attention to him!" ”
Mrs. Sister-in-law knew in her heart that this comfort did not have much effect.
Qiu Zhiheng said to Li Banfeng: "This girl has been hit by the skill of mourning the death knell ringing, and every word that the old man said is like a knife, stabbing in the most painful place in the heart, which can make people lose their will and not be able to slow down the month." ”
Cao Ye cried for a long time, stared at Li Banfeng and said, "You, you are ...... Big Brother Baisha? ”
She had long been familiar with Li Banfeng, but after all, they had been separated for more than a year, and the grass had never dared to recognize it.
Mrs. Sister-in-law was surprised: "You two know each other?" ”
Li Banfeng nodded slightly and smiled.
I thought that seeing acquaintances, Grass Leaf would be in a better mood, but I didn't expect to look at each other for a while, and Grass Leaf cried even more uncomfortable.
"I'm just a wasted person, a useless wasted person, Brother Baisha, you shouldn't have saved me in the first place, and it would be a relief to let me die."
Without waiting for Li Banfeng to speak, the old man who mourned the cultivator, who didn't know when he went around the door to the outside of the courtyard wall, heard the words of the blade of grass, and specially answered:
"You said that death is liberation, I think this is reasonable, what do people want to live a lifetime? Just trying to do something,
What can a man like you do in the city? Deliver medicinal herbs from Miuraso to Rigou and then drive the empty car back?
What do you do with people? Train those two donkeys well, and do a better job than you! What do you say you have in life? ”
Mrs. Sister-in-law couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly: "Shameless old dog, let go of your old fart!" ”
Qiu Zhiheng pulled his sister-in-law and signaled his sister-in-law not to be reckless.
But Mrs. Sister-in-law has already scolded, it's too late.
"Tut~" There was a sound of lip smacking from outside the door, very loud.
These three lip smacks are a precursor to the use of techniques for mourning cultivation.
The old man spoke: "Listen, listen, listen to all the neighbors, listen to all walks by,
This medicine store is open to do business, and she is still scolding, how ugly is it for you to listen to her scolding just now? ”
Mrs. Sister-in-law shouted, "Why don't you say how ugly you are?" ”
"What did I say? What did I say? From his tone to his demeanor, the old man behaved very innocently, "I didn't say anything, I just said that this little girl spoke reasonably, and this woman scolded!"
All of you heard it, I came to the pharmacy to buy medicine, and when they saw me, they closed the door, and before I could say anything, this woman in their family opened her mouth and cursed! ”
Now what?
Continue to theorize with him?
Of course not.
First of all, ordinary people can't argue with them.
Qiu Zhiheng understands funeral cultivation: "This is one of the techniques of funeral cultivation, called mourning door and mourning face, in order to learn this technique, all funeral cultivation has been specially tempered, no matter how noisy, funeral cultivation can tell his reason, and the more noisy the more prevailing." ”
If you scold the street woman here, I don't know if I can quarrel with this old thing.
Monkey Qiu continued: "In addition, we can't take advantage of the quarrel with the funeral cultivator, no matter whether we win or lose, we can't take advantage.
He was passing by, and he was arguing in front of our door, and it was our reputation and business that were bad, and there was nothing to lose to him.
And the longer we quarrel with him, the greater our losses, I don't know if it's reputation, but also feng shui, under the accusation of onlookers, the feng shui of our medicine shop was also damaged by him. ”
Mrs. Sister-in-law sighed: "Zhiheng, this matter depends on you, listen to Shopkeeper Feng more, and you can avoid this disaster." ”
Cao Ye said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Qiu, sister-in-law, that old man is coming at me, I just want to go, and I must not affect you." ”
"Silly girl, where can you go? was entangled in mourning, and he was going to die. The sister-in-law pulled the blades of grass and went into the house.
The mourners were still shouting and cursing outside the wall.
To be honest, Li Banfeng never understood what was so powerful about this funeral cultivation.
Qiu Zhiheng is usually a serious person, otherwise Li Banfeng suspected that he was telling jokes.
If you don't understand, let's ask, Li Banfeng said: "Brother Qiu, is this funeral cultivation very capable of fighting?" ”
Such a shameless old thing, what are you doing with him?
Li Banfeng was about to go out, but Qiu Zhiheng stepped forward to stop him and said, "Brother, no!" ”
If it was really possible, Qiu Zhiheng would have gone a long time ago.
Li Banfeng said: "Is there still a gang behind them?" Is it for fear that they will retaliate? It's okay, I'll keep things clean. ”
Qiu Zhiheng shook his head and said: "If it's a matter of helping the door, I'm really not afraid of him, after all, I have also fallen and crawled on the road for so many years." ”
Mrs. Sister-in-law said: "Brother Li Qi, don't you know, there is such an old saying, tell Ning to drink a bowl of soup from Jin Xiu, and not leave the slightest injury in mourning." ”
Jin Xiu a bowl of soup?
Li Banfeng was stunned for a moment: "Mrs. Sister-in-law, you said that Jin Xiu had a bowl of soup, could it be that ......?"
"That's it, it's in that bucket! Drinking that bowl will be uncomfortable for two days at most. ”
Li Banfeng waved his hand and said, "Two days is not enough, this has to be uncomfortable for many days." ”
Mrs. Sister-in-law said: "If we are injured and mourned, we will have to be uncomfortable for the rest of our lives, and the mourning will always haunt us." ”
"Then kill him."
"Kill him, and his soul will haunt us."
"Then take the soul away."
"Collect his soul, and other funeral monasteries will feel it and will continue to haunt us."
"Then kill them all, kill him until this door is wiped out!" Listening to the shouting and scolding outside the door, Li Banfeng became more and more annoyed.
Qiu Zhiheng shook his head and said: "Funeral cultivation loses fortune, if you really fight with funeral cultivation for a lifetime, how can you live this life?" I'd like to figure out how to do this. ”
Li Banfeng looked out of the wall, gritted his teeth slightly, and said: "If my admiral is here, feed this old guy a few spoonfuls, but still see how rampant he is." ”
……
Ma Wu got off the train at the trouser belt, and two women in their twenties greeted them together.
"Sir, have you found a place to live? Our family's hostel is the most affordable. ”
"One hundred and fifteen for a single room, and fifty for you at the Chase Shop."
"You see that you don't have any eyesight, look at what this gentleman is wearing, and you also know that people don't live in Datongpu, we have a room in the store, three hundred yuan a night, and our sisters will give you a warm quilt."
Ma Wu politely rejected the two girls, if he didn't refuse, he wouldn't be able to do business, someone once wandered around the trouser belt station for a month, and he didn't go out.
After leaving the station, Ma Wu called a rickshaw, and the driver asked, "Master Ke, do you want to find a place to rest and come again, or do you want to find a place to come first and then rest?" ”
Ma Wu smiled: "Is there a place where you can come and rest at the same time?" ”
The coachman nodded and said, "Yes, it's too much." ”
Ma Wu likes the atmosphere of the trouser belt, and it is not enough to come to this place a hundred times.
"Take me to the theater first."
The coachman was stunned, and it was rare for guests to go to watch the movie as soon as they got off the train.
"Which theater are you going to?"
"You recommend one."
"Would you rather lie down and watch, or sit and watch?"
This is a unique rule of the trouser belt, lying down to watch a movie, lying on a big bed, watching in a box, and lying with someone around you.
Ma Wu came to do business, so naturally he couldn't lie down and watch, so he first asked the coachman to go around the town, and then chose a theater to sit and watch.
Not long after, Ma Wu arrived at the theater, bought a ticket for "Bloody Detective", and sat down in his seat.
Then a girl came, and sat on Ma Wu's lap.
This is the movie that you sit and watch.
In the trouser belt ridge, the attendance rate of "Bloody Blade Detective" is very average, and there are less than ten people in the theater, which is just convenient for the girl to perform.
However, "Blood Gun Detective" sold very well, and the afternoon and evening tickets were sold out, and if you want to buy it, you will have to wait until midnight.
Halfway through the movie, Ma Wu looked at the girl's eyes from time to time and didn't see the root of love.
This is not the same as the situation of the Black Rock Slope.
In Blackstone Slope, as long as you enter the theater, you will definitely leave a love root in your eyes.
But as long as you leave the theater for three or five hours, this love root will slowly disappear in your eyes.
In other words, the movie "Bloody Blade Detective" only earns a wave of audience money, and this wave of audiences is affected by love and watches it one after another in the theater.
But when they leave the theater, they will feel bored, just like Ah Qin and Huo Ling, they don't want to go to the theater again the next day.
But what is the purpose of doing this?
Just to earn two more movie ticket money?
After careful calculation, it is indeed a lot of money, in Heishipo, according to the news mastered by Ma Wu, "Bloody Blade Detective" sold three times more tickets than the previous one.
According to Ma Wu's inference, "Blood Blade Detective VI" should be the first time they have added a love root to a movie play.
Who are they?
How much of a risk does this take?
If they were known to be doing tricks in the movie, would this business still be able to continue?
Is there a way to crack it?
Ma Wu was thinking about it, and the girl on her lap wiped her lips and suddenly got up and left.
It's okay if she leaves, Ma Wuzheng feels a little tired, so he simply watches the movie seriously.
After a while, another woman sat on Ma Wu's lap and said with a smile: "Gorou, come to my realm to have fun, but you don't know me." ”
Ma Wu smiled: "Just to inform you, I just went around the town." ”
He handed the bloody handkerchief to Feng Daiku, who was in front of him, and said in a low voice: "Look at it, do you know this thing?" ”
Feng Dai smiled bitterly, thinking that the blood was left from the bed: "Which girl was ruined by you?" ”
After smelling the bloodstains, Feng's bitter smile disappeared in an instant.
"Gorou, this is a pseudo-love root, where did you get this thing?"
PS: Salad is sick, this chapter is a little shorter, please my lords Haihan.
(End of chapter)