The sick beauty and the underworld married and then fell in love vs 27
Lu Bingwen, who was dressed in a black suit, walked out of the fog with a swaggering stride, his eyebrows gloomy and evil, but he handsomely made everyone nearby stop and look.
Xia Yan was stunned, and said in his heart that this was too coincidental.
Could it be ...... Lu Bingwen didn't leave just now, he came with them, and heard their conversation?
Lu Bingwen greeted Xia Yan's parents and said politely: "Uncle, aunt." ”
"Zhuohua Heavenly Master, hard work." Xia Chao said, "Please help us look at feng shui." ”
At this moment, the old Taoist priest on the street suddenly approached Lu Bingwen, stared at him motionless for a long time, and then frowned thoughtfully.
Xia Yan was a little nervous, but Lu Bingwen was still gentle and polite.
Lao Dao said: "It's terrible, you have a ghost in you!" ”
Xia Yan's heart rose to his throat, and he was about to speak, when the Taoist priest rushed directly to Lu Bingwen.
"You are very angry, you need to solve it as soon as possible!" The Taoist priest handed Lu Bingwen a talisman, "I have a ghost exorcism talisman that Emperor Xudu personally opened, and now I have a special price of 8,081 to keep you safe and sound, little brother, what do you want?" ”
Chapter 24: Ghost Husband Shows Vest +1
Lu Bingwen became interested as soon as he heard the words "Emperor Xudu", he walked up to Lao Dao and said, "Then please help me see, what kind of ghost is the ghost on my body?" ”
The old man frowned deeply, looked at Lu Bingwen seriously for a long time, and did not speak.
Lu Bingwen frightened Xia Yan when he saw this old way, and hooked the corner of his mouth and said, "Or, am I a ghost?" ”
In broad daylight, Lao Dao suddenly felt a chill down his spine.
"What nonsense?" Lao Dao Zhen said, "I see, this ghost in your house is a female ghost who sucks people's yang energy, and it is very dangerous, so it must be eliminated immediately!" ”
Xia Yan: ...... This is the male ghost in front of you who sucks people's yang energy, the kind of bad male ghost that can make people cry.
Lu Bingwen had a smile in his eyes, he slowly picked up this Emperor Xudu Enlightenment Talisman and played with it in his hand, and asked the old man: "Old man, where did you get this talisman?" ”
Lao Dao stroked his gray beard and said, "Of course, I went to the underworld to find the Emperor Xudu to ask for it!" ”
Lu Bingwen tugged at the corners of his mouth, put down the talisman, and said, "There is a typo on your talisman." ”
A bunch of Taoist priests around were eating melons and watching the play, and the old Taoist's face was blue and red for a while, and he said: "Our ancestral charm, how can there be a typo?" You are talking nonsense! ”
Xia Yan went in to look at it and found that he really made a mistake, and wrote Taishang Laojun as "Dashang Laojun", and the scene suddenly became funny.
Xia Chao and Gu Lian looked at each other and laughed at the same time.
When the old man saw that the matter was revealed, he walked away with his pile of fake charms.
Xia Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It turned out to be a fraud. ”
"Half of this street is made up of charlatans, who specialize in using some charlatans to deceive people." Lu Bingwen looked not far away, "For example, in the front house, there is a Taoist priest who is using a peach wood sword to exorcise ghosts, the Taoist priest just pinched a handful of phosphorus powder in his hand, the young man followed him to the dark room, and after a while, his phosphorus powder ignited, it is estimated that he will say that the exorcism was successful, and the ghost slipped away through the crack in the door." ”
As soon as Lu Bingwen's words fell, a few people in front of him hurriedly ran out, looking like a fairy appearing, and one of them shouted: "The ghost slipped away through the crack in the door!" Congratulations to the Taoist for the success of the exorcism! ”
Xia Yan was surprised: "You know this? ”
"For thousands of years, there has been no change in the way people engage in metaphysical fraud." Lu Bingwen said, "This industry is easy to take advantage of. ”
The boy's parents believed it and thought that they had successfully exorcised the ghost, but they didn't know that the red-haired rock ghost was still lying on the boy's shoulder, and his red tongue was sticking out a meter long.
Only the boy still had a sad face, and after leaving the small shop, he was still saying to his parents, "I'm still not feeling well." ”
He walked past Lu Bingwen with his parents, and Lu Bingwen asked him with a chuckle: "Little brother, doesn't your shoulder hurt?" ”
Lu Bingwen glanced over, and the rock imp obediently withdrew his tongue and quickly climbed down from the young man's body, not daring to raise his head.
The young man rubbed his shoulder, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said, "It's amazing, I was still in pain just now, but now it doesn't hurt, thank you!" ”
The young man's eyebrows, which were still slightly gloomy, suddenly stretched, and his eyes seemed to be as bright as the clouds and the sun.
Xia Chao and Gu Lian looked at Lu Bingwen with adoring eyes at the same time.
Xia Chao said, "Amazing, Zhuohua Heavenly Master." Xia Yan, where did you find a master? ”
Xia Yan said softly, "...... The Heavenly Master Forum met by chance. ”
Xia Chao nodded with satisfaction, and Gu Lian said curiously: "Zhuohua Heavenly Master, is your real name also Zhuohua?" ”
Lu Bingwen was polite: "Yes, aunt, my name is Lu Zhuohua." ”
Xia Yan carefully observed his parents' reaction, that day, because Lu Bingwen suddenly appeared in public, he told a lie for Lu Bingwen.
Now it seems that it really takes a thousand lies to fulfill one lie.
He has been a good baby who rarely lies since he was a child, and his ears are red when he is nervous.
Lu Bingwen's gaze glanced at Xia Yan's reddened ears, gently hooked the corners of his mouth, and gently shook Xia Yan's fingers where Gu Lian and Xia Chao couldn't see it, as if he was appeasing and flirting.
Gu Lian looked back and happened to see Lu Bingwen and Xia Yan looking at each other, although she couldn't see the difference between Lu Bingwen, but she also felt a little unusual from Xia Yan's small movements.
"Good name." Gu Lian looked at Lu Bingwen lovingly, "Zhuohua Heavenly Master, seeing that you are wearing a wedding ring on your hand, are you already married?" ”
Lu Bingwen responded and said, "Yes, I was newly married. ”
"You got married early." Gu Lian sighed again, "Hey, there aren't many young people who get married so early now, and your ring is very beautiful." ”
Lu Bingwen only smiled and looked at Xia Yan.
Xia Yan followed him and began to think about how to tell the truth to his parents.
He secretly used his spare eyes to look at Lu Bingwen's expression, and was caught by Lu Bingwen, and it seemed that poor cat ears were about to grow on the top of his head.
Lu Bingwen thought to himself, if he has the opportunity, he must get a pair of cat ears for his wife to wear.
And the smart Yan Yan had already seen that something was wrong in Lu Bingwen's eyes, and he gently hooked Lu Bingwen's finger with his little finger, as if asking him, what rogue idea are you holding back?
Lu Bingwen raised his eyebrows, in addition to the smile in his eyes, he was also a little gentle.
The group walked around the street, and none of the heavenly masters on this street saw that Lu Bingwen was not a human but a ghost.
Xia Yan didn't know if it was because these old Taoist dishes were too high, or if Lu Bingwen, the editor of the underworld, was too high, in short, in broad daylight, the picture of this powerful ghost walking in front of a group of Taoist priests was a bit dramatic.
"The location of the feng shui treasure land is in one sentence, the left green dragon, the right white tiger, the front Vermilion Bird, and the back Xuanwu. The green dragon refers to flowing water, the white tiger refers to the spacious avenue, the red bird refers to the small pond, and the basalt refers to the winding and undulating hills. ”
Lu Bingwen stopped at the shop in the middle of the road and said, "There is a small dry fountain in front of this store, if you buy it, fill it up again." The back of the store is directly facing the mountains, and there is an underground stream on the left, and there is no lane on the right, but the front of the store is open. All in all, surrounded by mountains and rivers, prosperous people and wealthy. ”
Xia Chao and Gu Lian nodded, although the couple had only met Lu Bingwen twice, they inexplicably felt that Lu Bingwen was very reliable.
Xia Yan didn't expect that Lu Bingwen, a ghost, really knew feng shui, so he whispered: "Then listen to you, buy this one." ”
Xia Yan's family is very efficient, so they decided to buy this one and transferred it that afternoon. Because Lu Bingwen said that the door of this room was not in a good location and needed to be rebuilt, Xia Yan's parents called the decoration team to smash the door and reinstall it.
They will go back to Binhai City tomorrow to attend a charity dinner, the plane at eight o'clock in the evening, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, the decoration team came, and the couple thought about finishing this door before leaving, and they just ate a few bites of lunch casually, and never stopped.
"Xia Yan, why don't you and Mr. Lu go back to the apartment first?"
Xia Yan was fully armed, but still coughed a few times.
Lu Bingwen said in his heart that he could easily cultivate this door, if there was no one around here, he would just use his spiritual power to cultivate, and there would not be any dust that made Xia Yan cough, but it would scare the nearby humans.
Gu Lian looked at Lu Bingwen and said with a smile: "Mr. Lu, my kid's lungs are weak, he can't smell heavy dust, you can go first." ”
Gu Lian suddenly called Lu Bingwen "Mr. Lu", which also made Lu Bingwen feel a little different in his heart.
The things that the Heavenly Master couldn't see on this street did not escape the eyes of Xia Yan's parents, but it made Lu Bingwen feel a little emotional, it turned out that human feelings are really so delicate and magical.
Lu Bingwen looked at the coffee shop on the opposite street, and said gently and politely: "Uncle and aunt, you and Xia Yan go to the coffee shop opposite to rest for a while, I'll come here." ”
Xia Chao and Gu Lian hesitated for a few seconds, Xia Yan glanced at Lu Bingwen, stepped forward softly and whispered a few words to his parents.
The couple thanked Lu Bingwen and went to the coffee shop opposite with Xia Yan to take a rest.
This metaphysical street has customers from morning to night, Xia Yan sat on a chair outside the coffee shop and ordered four cups of coffee, and Lu Bingwen's cup was served in a paper cup without added sugar.
He looked at Lu Bingwen's back not far away, and realized that if Lu Bingwen, an old ghost, only wanted to double cultivate with him, then he didn't have to do so much for his parents at all.
He was thinking about how to talk to his parents, but he heard his mother say softly, "Xiao Lu is not bad." ”
He raised his head and met his mother's gentle gaze, for a moment, Xia Yan felt that his mother knew everything, but his mother just looked at Lu Bingwen with him, and it seemed to be just his illusion.
"Hmm." Xia Yan was a little shy, and slowly wanted to confide in, "Actually, he ...... It's the male ghost who married me.,I wanted to say it yesterday.,But I'm not embarrassed to say it.。 ”
Xia Yan's face was flushed, but his parents were not very surprised, and even thought that Xia Yan was very cute at this moment.
"He usually just can...... Appearing casually in broad daylight will also protect me, and even help me accumulate merit. Xia Yan said slowly, "He also made the dinner on yesterday's table, so ...... Mom and Dad, don't be afraid of him. ”
He was also worried that his mother would be surprised, but his mother smiled softly: "Mr. Lu is very powerful." ”
"It's hard Xiaolu, and you've been with us for a day." Xia Chao said calmly, "It seems that his temper is quite good, and he is still a handsome male ghost." ”
Xia Yan replied softly, even more embarrassed. He had never been in love, and this was the first time he had introduced someone to his parents, but he didn't expect it to be in this way.
Xia Chao said again: "Whether it's a human or a ghost, if he dares to bully you, just tell your father." ”
Xia Yan nodded obediently and said, "He...... Privately also treated me very well. ”
"Xia Yan, eleven is on holiday, are you going home?"
Xia Yan nodded while holding the coffee, and said, "I'm back, I'm homesick." ”
"We're in a bit of a hurry this time, you come home from vacation, and your mother will cook for you again. If Mr. Lu wants to come, let's eat together. Gu Lian stretched out her hand and gently touched the back of Xia Yan's hand, "My cub has grown up, take care of yourself." ”
Gu Lian looked at Lu Bingwen not far away, bent her eyes slightly, and said to Xia Yan: "Mom came to see you and knew that you were doing well, so I was relieved." ”
It was getting darker and darker, and later in the day, it was even colder.
Xia Yan's parents went back to the apartment to pick up their luggage first, leaving Xia Yan here to accompany Lu Bingwen to supervise the work.
After walking a little farther, Gu Lian said to her husband: "It seems that Mr. Lu is indeed a good male ghost, not only can he walk like an ordinary person in broad daylight, his mana reaches the sky, but he can also protect Yan Yan and take care of people." ”
"Yanyan didn't say it because she was shy, right?" Xia Chao said in a deep voice, "When the two of us were in love back then, we looked the same as them. ”
Gu Lian also smiled: "Well, but this Mr. Lu is quite jealous." ”
Xia Chao said slowly: "When I was in love with you, I was also very jealous. ”
The repaired door has been changed to a position on the right, and it has been basically repaired, Xia Yan handed the coffee to Lu Bingwen, raised his face and said, "Brother, it's hard work." ”
Lu Bingwen hadn't heard his wife call his brother all day, and at this time, listening to Xia Yan call him gently and softly, it was refreshing.
"It's just a small thing." Lu Bingwen took the coffee, "I see that you have been in a daze for a long time, what are you thinking?" ”
Xia Yan tilted his head and said, "I'm thinking, my ghost husband seems to be very reliable." ”