The sick beauty and the underworld married and then fell in love vs 32
He Chen wore a denim suit and was surrounded by a group of fans and walked slowly.
The nearby Taoist priests couldn't help but come out to watch, and they whispered: "This store is really amazing, and the opening of the big star invited a big star to cut the ribbon......"
Lu Bingwen walked to the door of the store with a gloomy face, and He Chen was directing the assistant to arrange the flower baskets neatly.
As soon as He Chen raised his head, he happened to meet Lu Bingwen's cold eyes, and said with a smile: "Mr. Lu, we meet again, Yanyan's new store is open, as a friend, I will send some congratulatory gifts." ”
He Chen was afraid that Xia Yan would not accept his gift, so he deliberately didn't say that he was coming, but he didn't expect to meet Lu Bingwen again.
Lu Bingwen leaned against the door and said casually: "Friend? ”
He Chen put the flower basket away and said with a smile: "What, you still want to interfere with Yanyan to make friends?" ”
"Mr. He has a heavy schedule, and he can still find time to send flowers to his friends, which is really affectionate." Lu Bingwen curled the corner of his lips, "But I know exactly what you're thinking about your friend Xiao in your head." ”
Most of the time when he was not by Xia Yan's side, Lu Bingwen was a cold ghost. Don't say that it is difficult for people to approach him, and it is even more difficult for ghosts to approach him.
"Is Mr. Lu a younger brother? Why are you staring at Yanyan so tightly? He Chen hid a knife in his smile, "I'm here to deliver flowers, why don't you invite me in to sit and have a cup of tea and chat?" ”
"The hospital has not been cleaned up, so it will not be accepted today." Lu Bingwen said coldly, "I'll thank Mr. He for the flowers for Yan Yan first, but if Mr. He also wants to be Xia Yan's dog, I'm afraid he will have to queue up." ”
The Four Seasons God sat on a small bench in the courtyard eating ice cream, and he found it amusing to watch this person compete with each other.
For thousands of years, he had never seen Lu Bingwen like this, and now it seems that the old house is really on fire.
He Chen looked into the courtyard and found the four seasons god who looked like a young man, so he greeted with a smile: "Yo, there are a lot of people who come to send flowers." This is also Yanyan's friend? Mr. Lu, why can't I get in if he can get in? ”
The Four Seasons God smiled and said, "Don't get hurt by mistake, I'm a friend of Lao Lu." ”
Lu Bingwen closed the door and directly shut He Chen out of the door.
Lu Bingwen was very disdainful of He Chen, feeling that he had more thoughts than the two children who cried late at night.
He destroyed all the flowers sent by He Chen, thinking that Xia Yan likes peach blossoms and likes to eat peaches, so he conjured up a few immortal peach trees and put them in the courtyard.
The Four Seasons God finished the ice cream, stood up and stretched.
The god of the four seasons said, "You have been stationed in the world in order to accumulate merit for your wife." When will it open, Brother Lu? ”
"Next week." Lu Bingwen said, "I want to travel with my wife this weekend, please don't rain heavily in City B, my wife is weak and will catch a cold." ”
"Wow, you feel sorry for your wife?" The Four Seasons God walked past Lu Bingwen and looked at Lu Bingwen's eyes with a smile, "Brother Lu, have you moved your mortal heart?" ”
Lu Bingwen frowned, as if he felt that the statement of the Four Seasons God was very novel, and it was a question he had not heard in thousands of years.
He subconsciously said: "I'm not a mortal, my heart can't beat, how can I have a mortal heart?" ”
The Four Seasons God only smiled silently, and even wanted to record Lu Bingwen's words and play them to him in the future.
"If a mortal has a heart, so do you. Whether it beats or not, that's your sincerity. The Four Seasons God stretched, "Brother Lu, let's go, take my wife to eat Haidilao with you another day!" ”
In the evening, Xia Yan was taken to the store by Lu Bingwen, and he felt amazing at first glance.
The beaded curtains are jade, the fountains and trees, including the tables and chairs in the house, are all in good color, and the store furnishings are antique, and there are ingenuity everywhere.
"It's so beautiful." Xia Yan's eyes lit up, "My ideal store is like this, my brother is amazing!" ”
Lu Bingwen looked at his wife's eyes looking at him, and suddenly felt that this day was not in vain.
"It's a big place, and it can be made into a coffee shop." Xia Yan gently touched the jade ornament, "There are not many coffee shops on this street, and brother, you also love coffee, we have two machines, if we can't sell it, we and our customers can also drink it, what do you think?" ”
Lu Bingwen nodded: "Okay." ”
Xia Yan had been in class for a day, and he was really hungry, so he sat on the sofa in the store alone and ate the dinner that Lu Bingwen bought for him.
Lu Bingwen found a few empty bowls, put raw rice in the bowls, inserted chopsticks and placed them at the door to entertain the lonely ghosts passing by.
Xia Yan put down the hamburger in his hand and said, "Brother, do you need my help?" ”
Lu Bingwen shook his head: "No, you concentrate on eating." ”
It's probably because she's been too busy lately, Xia Yan has lost some weight, and her waist is thinner than when they first met.
Lu Bingwen pondered the words of the Four Seasons God again, and thought to himself that he did feel a little sorry for Xia Yan.
Maybe it's because Xia Yan is too young, or maybe it's because Xia Yan is too cute, he always wants to do more for Xia Yan.
Xia Yan ate the hamburger slowly, only to find that there seemed to be a few peach trees planted in the yard.
This peach tree is different from ordinary peach trees, and if you look closely, the leaves seem to glow brightly, and it is also full of life in autumn.
He suddenly thought that on his nineteenth birthday, he was drunk and wanted to watch the peach blossom rain, and Lu Bingwen, the ghost, really gave him a peach blossom rain.
As Xiao Qiao said, Lu Bingwen seems to really love him and knows what he likes.
That...... Does Lu Bingwen like him a lot?
Each person and a ghost pondered their own thoughts, and the store was surprisingly quiet.
Lu Bingwen used his spiritual power to write a few golden characters on the plaque, his handwriting was elegant and domineering, and after hanging the plaque, the whole store shone brightly.
Just then, a white BMW pulled up in front of the store.
A middle-aged man with a panicked look hurriedly got out of the car and said uncertainly, "...... Is it the other side of the office? ”
Xia Yan raised his eyes and said, "Yes, you are?" ”
The middle-aged man's face was gloomy, his steps were vain, his whole person was very thin, his eye sockets were sunken, he was as weak as a terminally ill patient, and his eyes were a little wooden.
He said: "I am a relative of Boss Liang who placed an order with you not long ago, and he said that you are here to be spiritual, let me try it too." I'm actually here for my wife today, I don't know if it's okay. ”
Xia Yan nodded, invited the man into the house, and said, "Don't worry, sit down and take a sip of tea and talk slowly." ”
Although the man said that he was here for his wife, Lu Bingwen saw that the yang energy in his whole body was about to be sucked dry, so he put some juice from the other side flower in the tea for him, and said, "Please use it." ”
After the man drank the hot tea, the whole person's eyes finally became a little smarter, not as wooden as Fang Cai.
"My surname is Yu, just call me Old Yu." The man said, "I was originally a small boss who didn't make much money, and I was single until I was in my forties, and I didn't have much money to marry a wife and raise children." Last year, the semiconductor business was doing well, and I got rich all of a sudden, almost overnight. Two months ago, I met my current wife, and I got married in a flash after knowing each other, and my wife ...... Twenty years younger than me, only twenty-two this year, and still a beautiful model. ”
Xia Yan nodded and said, "We will keep the privacy of our customers confidential, you don't have to worry." ”
"I love my wife a lot, but I've been feeling ...... lately Something isn't quite right with my wife. Boss Yu frowned, "I often get up at night because of socializing and drinking, one day at half past three in the morning, I went to the toilet in a daze to put water, and saw that my wife actually got up, she sat in front of the dresser in the bedroom and combed her hair in the mirror." I was startled, and when I saw that it was still early, I told her to go to rest. ”
After that, she often got up in the middle of the night to comb her hair, and she wouldn't listen when I told her to stop combing it. We are old husbands and young wives, and I usually dot on her, and I haven't been married for a long time, so I haven't said much. ”
Boss Yu swallowed and foamed, and suddenly thought of some pictures, and his expression became more and more frightened.
"Not long ago, I went on a business trip to S City, and when I came back it was night, and I wanted to surprise her, so I went home early. When I entered the door, I smelled a strong smell of blood, and I was frightened by thinking that she had killed someone. ”
Boss Yu continued to whisper: "As soon as I turned on the light in the living room, I saw her lying on the ground eating the red animal offal in the bowl, her mouth was full of blood, and she had a weird smile on her face. When she saw me come back, she fainted. ”
"The old man at home said that she was in the evil spirit, let me find a heavenly master to go back and show her, I don't know if you are willing to go with me to see, the price is easy to say." Boss Yu sighed, "This is a photo of my wife, you see, she is still so young, how can this be!" ”
Xia Yan looked at the beautiful-looking woman in the photo, then looked at Lu Bingwen, and asked the ghost husband what was going on with his eyes.
Lu Bingwen stretched out his finger and tapped at the center of the boss's eyebrows, and a black evil aura gushed out from the center of his eyebrows, startling Xia Yan.
Lu Bingwen asked, "Mr. Yu, how often do you have sex with your wife?" ”
"Ah......" Boss Yu was a little embarrassed, "My wife also has a lot of tricks in that regard, basically if she doesn't go on a business trip, she ...... every day"
Xia Yan blushed when he heard this, but Lu Bingwen asked calmly, "Are you not feeling unwell?" ”
"Ah, if you say so, I do...... I do feel tired. But I think maybe it's because I'm older, in my forties, of course I can't compare with a young man like you, and my wife is an abrasive ......" Boss Yu didn't want to admit it the more he spoke, "Master, what's wrong, do I have any problems?" ”
Lu Bingwen raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice: "Sir, it is you who are evil now, your wife is not a person, if you come one day late, even I will not be able to return to heaven." ”
Chapter 29 Electric King Room
Boss Yu was newly married for less than a month, and when he heard Lu Bingwen's words, he was shocked and said, "How could it be? My Yuanyuan is so gentle and lovely, how can she not be human? Don't...... Is she a beautiful and amorous vixen? ”
Lu Bingwen chuckled, brought a bronze mirror to the table, and then asked Boss Yu to take the wedding photo to see the reflection in the mirror.
Boss Yu's hands holding the phone were trembling, he looked in the mirror and found that the originally warm wedding photos had become a different one.
In the photo, he is holding the hand of a skeleton and looking at a skeleton with affection, which is staring at him with hollow eyes, black smoke still rising from its surroundings.
"Ahh Boss Yu was so frightened that he threw off his mobile phone, sat on the carpet, and pointed to the mirror and said, "Master, what's going on with this mirror!" ”
"This is a magic mirror, and the reflection of people is normal in the mirror, but ghosts and demons will appear in front of this mirror. Your wife is a hundred-year-old white bone spirit, not a fox spirit, she eats raw meat and liver, and it is estimated that she doesn't eat much cooked food on weekdays. ”
Lu Bingwen helped Boss Yu up and continued: "She dresses up in the early morning every day because her last skin is about to be scrapped, so she has to get up early in the morning every day to paint the skin. Meat. Sew and mend, use the appearance of a beautiful woman to deceive your trust. ”
Boss Yu slapped himself, and then changed a photo to look in front of the mirror, where the skeleton was kissing him, and his mouth seemed to be filled with cold air.
These horrible images made his hair stand upside down, and he couldn't imagine that he had slept next to him for so many days with a skeleton, and he was having fun with one of them every night, so he retched on the spot.
Seeing this, Xia Yan silently poured water and handed him a cup of hot tea, and said, "Mr. Yu, don't worry, you sit down and take a sip of hot tea." ”
Xia Yan's temperament is as warm as jade, and he speaks gently, and Yu Boss's mood slowly stabilized.
He wiped his tears and sighed: "Forty-two wife, I thought she really loved me, woo woo...... I was even thinking that if she was a cute fox, it wouldn't be impossible...... Then why did this bone spirit find me? I have accumulated good deeds in my life, and I have not done anything bad! ”
"The reason why she chose you is because you are a virgin who is married to her birthday, and if she inhales your yang energy, her power will increase. Wait until the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, that is, tomorrow, she will take advantage of the power of the moon to eat you, and you can continue to exist in the world with your identity, and you can change your gender to live. ”
Boss Yu was horrified: "Eat? ”
Xia Yan was also a little shocked, after all, Lu Bingwen, an old ghost, sometimes scared him and said that he would eat him, but he didn't expect to meet a customer who was about to be eaten alive by the ghost.
Lu Bingwen looked at Boss Yu: "Mr. Yu, you are also considered a great fortune, this powerful ghost has existed for hundreds of years, and her Taoism is quite high, and it is difficult for ordinary Heavenly Master Taoists to identify her true body." You came at the right time, a little later, and we're going to close the shop and go home. ”
Boss Yu hurriedly said: "Master Lu, then, then, what should I do?" ”
Lu Bingwen said lightly: "You got married at this time last month, right?" Her original plan was to have fun with you in the early hours of tonight and suck all your yang energy dry, after this hour, without the power of the moon, she would also be greatly utilitarian. In that case, we'll just hide you tonight. ”
Xia Yan looked at Lu Bingwen curiously and said, "Hide?" ”
Lu Bingwen pointed to the unfinished lounge in the store and said, "Tonight, Mr. Yu will rest here for one night, and the two of us will accompany you here, if you don't go home, I think your lady will not be able to sit still and come to you, after all, missing the good morning in the early morning will be a failure for her." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Boss Yu's mobile phone rang.
He trembled and clicked on the voice, and a gentle female voice came from the room: "Husband, when are you coming home?" I've prepared the meal and I'll wait for you to come back for dinner. ”
Boss Yu was extremely frightened, and he looked at Lu Bingwen for help.
Lu Bingwen said: "Don't go back to her, I will set up an enchantment in the room for a while, don't go out of the house, and we will solve the rest of the things." ”
Although Lu Bingwen looked indifferent, his tone was steady and reliable.
Boss Yu nodded and said, "Then there are two Lao." ”
Xia Yan took the frightened Boss Yu into the lounge, which had a window that opened the door and walked out of the back street.