I tear the evil in the metaphysical text verse 283
The car door opened, and Zhao Feng and the others walked down.
The director of the zoo waited for a long time, but did not see the cage containing the animals, and looked over: "Where are the animals?" β
"Here." Zhao Feng turned sideways, revealing the groundhog hiding behind his legs.
"Groundhogs?" The director of the zoo looked carefully, except that it was a little bigger, there was nothing special, why did the above call me?
"Is this the only one?"
"Only me, the principal, will take care of me in the future."
Zoo Director: !!
Whew-
Talking groundhog?!
Isn't it really that I'm having auditory hallucinations?
No one should be joking with him, right?
The director of the zoo looked down in search of the sound and saw a groundhog that was shyly hiding behind Captain Zhao's legs and poked its head out.
"Team Zhao, captain, just now, is it talking?" The zookeeper swallowed and whispered for confirmation.
"I'm talking, director, don't worry, I knew everything before I came, I will work hard and make money for the zoo." The groundhog clenched his fists, trying to suppress the tension in his heart.
The zookeeper looked at the group of marmots again, and when they heard the marmots speak, there was not a trace of strange expression on their faces.
The zookeeper couldn't help but fall into deep doubts, isn't it shocking that groundhogs can talk these days?
Why are they so accustomed to it?
Seeing that the director of the zoo did not speak, the marmot continued to sell himself: "I am very good at raising, and I don't need much salary, I can buy a little Zhang Ji's skewers every day to eat." β
The director was in a trance.
Not only can he talk, but he is also a groundhog who only likes to masturbate!
Chapter 96
On the way here, the groundhog made a long mental preparation.
There was a hint of uneasiness in anticipation, moving around in his seat, and one of the dragon team members in charge of sending it over couldn't help but speak: "You seem to be nervous? β
"Yes," said the person who spoke was in charge of the care of it during this time, and the marmot was familiar with him, and not as nervous as the others, "I have lived on the prairie before, and this is the first time I have lived in a zoo. β
"Zoo, there's nothing to be nervous about, I've also shown you a video of the zoo's animal life before, they live well in the zoo, if you want to leave in the future, you can bring it up at any time."
"I know, I just can't control it, I'm less timid."
The members of the dragon group looked at it in surprise, and said that it is timid, and the groundhog is indeed not very timid, and it is obviously a fine, and it is as afraid of people as before, and it is often startled, but you have to say that it is timid, and it dares to mix in the crowd for the sake of stuttering.
After coming to the dragon group, the groundhog learned a lot of knowledge about human society, and the dragon group specially sent someone to teach it this part, and the groundhog already knew that his previous behavior was wrong, even if he paid the barbecue restaurant owner, it was wrong to take the customer's food without asking.
Realizing that he was wrong, the groundhog secretly decided to compensate the barbecue restaurant owner when he earned his first salary at the zoo.
In the midst of my anxiety, the zoo arrived.
The car drove all the way to the park, and the zoo director and a middle-aged man with a kind face stood in front of them, waiting for the car to stop.
After all, the groundhog has become a spirit, and the members of the dragon group did not directly pick it up, but let it get out of the car by itself.
When he first arrived in the unfamiliar environment, the marmot's heart rose to his throat, and he hid behind Zhao Feng's legs with some fear, until the zoo director opened his mouth, and he had the courage to come out from behind Zhao Feng's legs to introduce himself.
Zhao Feng and the others were accustomed to talking to it, but it was the first time for the zoo director to see this kind of battle, and he couldn't react for a while.
After being stunned for a long time, the keeper pushed him before he came back to his senses: "The leader specially called me and said that I should be mentally prepared, but I never thought that it was to be mentally prepared for a marmot to speak." β
Zhao Feng let go of the way and let the groundhog show its whole body: "This kind of thing is not easy to say on the phone, but when I see it with my own eyes, I feel that it is more real, this groundhog is a little special, I will tell you about it in detail, this ...... next to the director"
"He is the keeper of the garden, and he is also my brother, you can rest assured, he can be trusted." The director introduced the two parties.
The keeper's surname is Wu, and he has worked in the zoo since graduation, and he is the right and left hand of the director, and he is very familiar with the situation of the animals.
Wu Hongjun seems to be a little better than the principal's ability to accept, but only he knows in his heart how much he doubts life the first time he hears the groundhog speak.
It's just that I have a lot of dealings with animals, and I know that some animals are smart, although this intelligence has never been reflected in speaking human words, I quickly adjusted my mentality and accepted it.
Isn't it just talking? Dolphins can count, what's so strange about marmots talking?
Feed! That's a human talker, could it be that this groundhog has become a sperm?
No matter how much confusion there was in his heart, the principal didn't speak, and he wouldn't ask anything rashly.
Zhao Feng took the marmot and the frightened head keeper to the room and told them the origin of the marmot and the truth about the marmot.
It's really a refinement......
The keeper listened in a trance.
"Don't worry, it will allocate funds in your zoo as soon as it is applied, and it will not usually speak in front of visitors, and then it is that the confidentiality agreement has to be signed." Zhao Feng raised his hand, and the members of the dragon group behind him took the confidentiality agreement to him.
"I've always felt that I've never touched these things in my life," the director picked up the pen and sighed, "I didn't expect that when I opened the zoo, I would need to sign a confidentiality agreement one day." β
Before the marmot came, the director of the zoo had already learned from the leader above that it was the captain of the special force who sent the animal, and because the animal sent this time was very special, he sent a special person to escort it.
Before, the director of the zoo had always been very curious, what kind of animal it must be, it was worth sending special forces, and he had thought about all kinds of possibilities, even large dangerous animals, but he didn't expect it to be a groundhog that could only speak human words.
There are two non-disclosure agreements, one signed by the zoo director and one keeper.
After signing the agreement, the zookeeper took them to see the living area for the marmots.
There were other marmots in the park, and passing by the marmot area, the director paused: "Do you want to live with them?" β
After asking, I found that I was asking too many questions, and I became a fine groundhog, of course, I have to live alone, how can I live in the same place with ordinary groundhogs?
Unexpectedly, the groundhog stared ahead with his eyes glowing: "Is this where I want to live in the future?" Much better than where I used to live. β
In the zoo, different areas are arranged according to the living habits of each animal, and the environment is quiet and pollution-free, and the environment is not better than the wild that is seriously polluted by humans.
Seeing that the marmot liked it, the zookeeper swallowed the rest of the words.
The place he originally prepared for marmots was particularly safe and suitable for aggressive large animals, but now, it is not so suitable.
After the marmot settled on the place of residence in the zoo and made sure that it could live well, Zhao Feng took people away.
Seeing everyone leave, the zoo director finally breathed a sigh of relief and stretched out his arm: "Wu, you pinch me to see if I'm dreaming." β
The keeper pinched him hard.
The zoo director hissed and complained: "Let you pinch me, didn't let you pinch me so hard." β
The keeper coughed lightly: "It's real when it hurts, and I want to pinch myself too." β
"Don't pinch," the zookeeper grinned, "it's true, not a dream." β
"It's not real than a dream." The keeper muttered.
The principal nodded in agreement.
At this time, they don't know yet, and what happens next will make them even more unreal.
A few days later, visitors who came to the zoo with their children were surprised to find that the no-fracty area was overcrowded, and they couldn't help but ask visitors from there what was there to see.
"You're just in time, you're in time, this point groundhog is performing, hurry up and see it."
"Table, show? Isn't it forbidden to show animals? β
"Yes, the person in charge over there told us that people are voluntary, they have never trained, we used to come, those marmots were lazy, one by one they couldn't hide, now it's different, they are very keen to interact with tourists, especially the biggest one inside, super smart, listen to me, it's definitely not a loss to see."
Tourists listened to the amazement, the child's attention was completely attracted, clamoring to see the marmot, the tourist also felt that anyway, there was a lot of time, to see the loss of a loss, with the child over.
Overcrowded.
As far as the eye could see, the area was full of people, and when I got closer, I finally saw the marmots standing in the rows, and they were orderly waving towards the tourists outside.
Later, some simple programs were performed, and the tourists were amazed to see it, and they couldn't help but post on Weibo after going back.
After posting, I found out that the groundhogs who like to perform more and more already have a topic, click in and take a look, they are all surprised that the groundhog is smart.
- I know some animals have high IQs, but are the prairie dogs in this zoo too high?
- What do I see? I actually saw a groundhog dancing? It's a bit nondescript, but it's dancing!
- The ticket is only twenty, you all show it to me, take your parents, friends and children to go, absolutely no loss, you must go to the groundhog house, there is a person who feels a loss, I eat the keyboard upside down!
- The brothers upstairs don't have to be like that.
Crazy running underwater, the topic slowly climbed to the hot search.
Who doesn't make a video when they see something surprising these days?
Netizens who don't understand what is good about a zoo and are on the hot search click in, but they are stuck in the videos taken by tourists and can't get out.
If you are close, you will book tickets immediately, and you plan to take your family to play, and if you are far away, you will subconsciously start to look for the right time to ask relatives and friends to see it.
The topic of animal performances is really sensitive, and after the carnival, sensible netizens came out to pour cold water.
- No, do you really believe that the zoo says that the animals are performing spontaneously? If this level is the behavior of a groundhog, it's too fake, right?
- yes, I just want to say, zoo, can you not be so outrageous if you want to make money? #ζη»ε¨η©θ‘¨ζΌ#
- Is there a knowledgeable guy who has come to see the animals?
ββComing, coming, some experts went to the scene for the first time, and it was still live broadcast, everyone go and watch it. Directions#Links#
Countless netizens flocked to the expert's live broadcast room.
The camera is very stable, you can see from the live broadcast that there are a lot of people in the zoo, and the experts are also real, they didn't do any gimmicks, but directly observed the state of the marmots, and popularized science to netizens who watched the live broadcast.
"These marmots aren't scared, one of them is coming, and when it gets closer, I can see if it's hurt."
In the camera, a stout groundhog looks at the camera curiously.
Towards the expert is a groundhog who has become a spirit.
It had heard from keepers that there was an online skepticism about animal performances, and it intended to dispel the conspiracy theories of these people with practical actions.
After coming to the zoo, eat and drink well, and there is a little brother to call, the life of the marmot spirit is not too good, and the state is much better than when he first came.
- Oh my god, it's doing it, it's so cute!