Director Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 42
Yu Jing shrank on the sofa and slapped the sofa with a bang: "You make it clear, what do you mean by begging me to let go of the romance movie, is the romance movie I made so bad?" β
Too lazy to argue with him, Yu Manman asked Yu Jing to post the storyboard on the Internet for fans to see, Yu Jing did so, anyway, there were only a few storyboards, and the drawing was still a stickman, not afraid of exposing anything.
[Yu Jing: I'm idle and have nothing to think about the next movie, how about you look at my paintings? γ
There are five storyboards, with stickmen leaning close, hooking each other's arms with their hands or wrapping their feet around each other's bodies.
In the eyes of fans, they are like that...... Attached.
In view of Yu Jing's first three films, fans immediately thought crookedly.
[This is the next movie?] γ
[Director Jing, can we let go of romance films? ] γ
[Please go shoot the others, don't be in love.] γ
[High school student's expression doesn't want to fall in love recently, Jingdao, thank you.] γ
[Ahem, take care of your body first, don't be in a hurry to make a movie or anything, I'm ...... No, you take it slowly. γ
[Ah, yes, yes, is Director Jing going on vacation? How about I recommend you two good places? γ
There was a one-sided wail in the comment area, and Yu Manman spread his hands to Yu Jing: "Look, it's not just me who thinks like this, everyone is like this." β
The damage of the mandarin duck robbery was too great, and most people did not recover from it.
The beautiful apricot eyes widened slightly, Yu Jing was rarely a little confused, he subconsciously asked Hua Yingying for confirmation, the girl looked at the sky, and did not dare to look at him at all.
Yu Jing: Staring-
The atmosphere in the living room froze, and the temperature was high enough, but the two girls still felt cold under Yu Jing's gaze.
The appearance of the nanny robot broke the dead silence, the white robot has a humanoid shape, but the skin is made of metal, like a glittering object in the sun, in the silent living room, Yu Jing even heard the ticking sound of the mechanical operation in its body.
"Sir, you should eat...... Breakfast. "The robot jammed for two seconds, and at nine o'clock it didn't know what to do with the meal.
The robot checked from the Internet, you can eat more offal if you lose too much blood, plus all kinds of bird's nest medicinal materials sent by the person in charge of Orange Heart, and the finished products brought to the restaurant include fried pork liver with leeks and white fungus bird's nest snow clam soup......
Yu Jing didn't care, beckoned the two girls to sit down and eat together, picked up a bowl of seafood porridge and sniffed it gently, the faint fragrance on the tip of his nose reassured him a lot, and he couldn't wait to take a sip.
After a bite, Hua Yingying asked him, "How is it?" β
Yu Jing chewed the scallops and nodded, and said vaguely, "It's okay." β
The two people on the opposite side were relieved and picked up the chopsticks and took a bite......
Silent.
Hua Yingying clenched her chopsticks tightly and almost smashed her fist on Yu Jing's face, is this okay?
It's hard to eat!
After seeing the robot's cooking skills, Hua Yingying gloated and made a cheering gesture to Yu Jing: "You eat slowly." β
I slipped away with my friends.
In the kitchen, the robot diligently cleaned the pots and pans to wipe the kitchen, and Yu Jing drank the cold seafood porridge in one go, always feeling a fishy smell in his mouth.
Mechanized production, how can it be delicious.
After eating, Yu Jing went back to bed and lay down, almost closed his eyes and fell asleep in seconds, blood loss caused him a lot of trouble, not only cold but also drowsy, his brain seemed to be filled with paste, and his thinking was also much duller.
When he woke up, the sunset gave a golden glow to the building outside the window, Yu Jing looked at it for a long time, he slept very comfortably, even the cold soles of his feet were warm, he tried his best to stretch his body and turn over on the bed.
In the dimly lit room, a gray shadow stood beside the bed, causing him to go into cardiac arrest and sit up suddenly.
"01, what are you doing?" Yu Jing touched his heart, which was beating wildly, and said angrily.
Robot 01: "Sir, I'm monitoring your temperature, heartbeat, you've been asleep for too long, I need to tell if you're sleeping normally or fainting." β
Well, from nine in the morning to six in the evening, he slept a little longer.
The robot replaced Yu Jing's slippers with a fluffy grizzly bear to prevent him from catching a cold, and brought him a piece of clothing to drape over his body, and if Yu Jing had not refused, it would have even wanted to carry the person to the sofa and then into the kitchen.
randomly selected a movie to be put out as the background sound, and Yu Jing began to search for the keywords of Mandarin Duck Robbery.
Mandarin Duck Tribulation is still hanging on Tianxuan's monthly list, with a high number of clicks, far behind the second place, Yu Jing knows that the success of this movie is inseparable from Tianxuan's vigorous publicity, and there is also the addition of Yu Sui'an's prototype.
Wandering around, Yu Jing inadvertently clicked into the children's fort.
"Huh?" Just as he was about to row away, Yu Jing saw the tag of the mandarin duck robbery, and he was stunned.
As the name suggests, the Children's Fort is a gathering place for parents, where they exchange and discuss interesting things in life, how to educate their children, and how can the Mandarin Duck Robbery appear here?
Yu Jing became interested.
[Xiaoshu's mother: Ask the great god for support, my daughter is in love, and she smirks at a pair of bracelets all day long, she is the critical period of her third year of high school, how can I persuade her? γ
[Can't be demolished, can't be demolished, my family's one who ran away from home for half a month and came back, and when he found him, he became the top brand of the cat cafΓ©! ] Stupid son, I wanted to hammer him to death at that time! γ
[It's a little troublesome, it's in the rebellious period, I'm afraid she's cranky if it's heavy, and she doesn't care at all if it's light. γ
There is a suffrage of bitterness at the bottom, saying that it is difficult to bring children in the rebellious period, and some grumpy families will directly use the evolution to do it, and finally make the neighbors call the police to accept the criticism and education of the police...... Yu Jing's eyes turned black after seeing the dense parenting, and it took a long time to find the mandarin duck robbery.
[Get out of the way, let me come, in this case, it is recommended that the mandarin ducks rob a set. γ
The netizens gathered here are all parents, work and children occupy the center of gravity of their lives, and they don't know much about the mandarin duck robbery that is making a lot of noise on the Internet.
Until someone told them that Mandarin Duck Robbery was a romance movie.
The landlord was angry, you didn't have an idea, and you added fuel to the fire to show her daughter a romance movie, so angry that she scolded the man.
The owner of the layer who recommended the Mandarin Duck robbery was also angry, and he was kind enough to give you ideas, but he didn't expect the scolded dog to be bloody, and the two of them built each other's buildings in the comment area, and finally the landlord was angry, saying that he would show his daughter the Mandarin Duck robbery at night, and it was ineffective to scold again.
After reading the post, Yu Jing turned off his light brain with tears and laughter, and also understood why fans didn't let him shoot a romantic drama.
This is a psychological shadow on the romantic drama he filmed.
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The yam pork rib soup that was tumbling in the pot interrupted Song Yushu's thoughts, she quickly turned off the heat, poured out the soup and brought it to the table, and looked at the time.
The time was just right, and when her daughter Yanshu came back from school, she opened the door and smelled the fragrance of the room, and ran in in surprise: "Mom, today's dish is so rich." β
Song Yushu has been quietly observing her daughter during the meal, the bracelet is still there, and there is an extra hairpin on her head, and she will occasionally suddenly laugh when she eats.
"Yanshu, has the teacher assigned homework?"
"There's homework, but I've finished it."
Song Yushu hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and asked, "Wait a minute, can you watch a movie with your mother?" β
Yanshu was very filial and immediately agreed.
After eating, Yanshu couldn't wait to sit on the sofa and beckoned to her mother, but Song Yushu didn't come over for a long time, opened the Tianxuan website, clicked to pay to watch, and the girl's eyes widened: "Mandarin duck robbery?" β
Song Yushu chuckled in his heart: "Have you seen it?" β
"I've heard that it's very popular on the Internet, so I'm going to watch it with my friends during the summer vacation."
Yanshu smiled and threw herself into her mother's arms: "Mom, you are too reasonable, most parents want their children to study hard, but I didn't expect you to accompany me to watch romance movies." β
Be reasonable and understand the righteousness...... Song Yushu smiled weakly.
Yanshu is the grade that longs for love, Xiao Mu's hero saving beauty directly looks at her face, and fantasizes that one day her beloved can also save herself in danger.
The sadness of being happy with each other and not being accepted by the elders made the girl's eyes red.
"Mom, if I liked someone, would you agree that we would be together?"
Song Yushu was already angry when she accompanied her daughter to see this, she secretly scolded that person in her heart for being unreliable, and decided to go up and tear her up when her daughter fell asleep.
The tears in her daughter's eyes made her calm down a little, and she pulled the corners of her mouth with difficulty: "When you go to college, your mother is very supportive of you falling in love." β
Yanshu's eyes lit up, thinking of her considerate boyfriend, she decided to confess to her mother on the day she was admitted to college, and the two stared at the projection and continued to watch the movie.
The plot took a sharp turn, and Xiao Mu asked to marry Gu Yingxue.
The mother and daughter, who had their own thoughts, were directly dumbfounded and looked at the movie screen in a daze.
Paint...... Drinking...... Lying on my brother-in-law's bed......
Song Yushu: "......"
Yanshu: "......"
There was a tumult in the stomach, and in the background sound, Shen Wanqing, played by Liu Wu, knelt on the ground and cried like rain: "We really love each other!" β
The tiger's body was shocked.
"Gross-"
The mother and daughter made exactly the same movements, covering their mouths and running to the bathroom.
The next day, Yanshu took off her hairpin bracelet when she went to school.
The post has the latest reply.
The landlord appeared, saying that the recommendation was very good, and he would continue next time.
This reply made countless parents curious, and they looked at the rebellious children at home, and suddenly became vicious.
The mandarin duck robbery is on fire again.
This time, it became popular among parents and campus teachers.
Donghua Galaxy, self-study time at 5 p.m.
Teachers from all over the planet, from middle schools to different temperaments, clapped their hands and smiled meaningfully at the naΓ―ve and ignorant students.
"Students, today we are going to watch a movie."
The bubbling pink bubble campus has a devil's hour.
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Yu Jing's account has another group of fans, and they keep asking in the comment area whether there is a second part of Mandarin Duck Robbery.
Old fans were stunned, that kind of desperate love movie, they actually want to have another one?
[Am I falling behind?] Why would anyone want to have another one! γ
[The Mandarin Duck Tribulation is very beautiful. γ
[I know it's good-looking, otherwise I wouldn't have brushed it twice, twice, or three times, but it doesn't prevent me from not wanting to watch the second part.] γ