Director Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 50
Yu Jing was interested in talking, so he simply sat down on the stone bench next to Pei Yi and complained: "I once saved a snake, and I originally wanted to raise it as a bodyguard, but unfortunately it was poisonous, and I was finally released into the mountains and forests." It's really troublesome to have a pet, not only picky eaters but also willful, a little teasing at me to spray venom, after sending away I found that I was still living comfortably alone. ”
Pei Yi: "...... Scold. ”
Yu Jing touched the hair on his arm, and always felt that there was a danger lingering around, so he jumped up.
"It's started, it's started."
……
In the evening, Yu Jing, who had successfully finished work, was in a good mood, and he crawled out of the holographic cabin and was worried about what to eat at night, and his light brain sounded.
When I opened it, I saw that the property was swiping the screen in the owner group.
Yu Jing's rented Yunting community is in the center of the city, where every inch of land is valuable, the neighbors are alone, the property is dutiful, and he lives very comfortably.
The property invites all owners to participate in an online meeting, the time is almost up, and the final notice is being made. Yu Jing set his name to his house number, and clicked in to find that everyone had arrived.
"I'm sorry to disturb everyone," the person in charge of the property bowed to everyone, "An unknown object was found in the artificial lake in the community last night, and we are stepping up to investigate what it is, please try not to go out at night." ”
He clicked on a folder, and surveillance video showed a rectangular white object whizzing past, circling back and forth above the community's artificial lake, as if looking for something. The patrol mechanical ball surrounded it, and the two sides went back and forth in mid-air, and finally the surveillance video had snowflakes flashing, and it was scrapped with a bang.
"It's already slowing down the video, and at normal speed we can only see one afterimage."
Someone couldn't help but ask, "What about the patrol robot ball, didn't you catch it?" ”
The person in charge said in a solemn tone: "The patrol mechanical balls have been destroyed, none of them have been spared, there are tearing marks on their surfaces, we deduce that there may be large birds of prey in the community, please be careful, we will catch it as soon as possible." ”
Yu Jing is not as worried as other owners, his work can be done at home, but the upstairs and downstairs residents, there are many office workers who travel every day, and a few young people who go to high school.
……
Xu Li left the conference room, the first thing he did when he came out of the study was to close the door and window, his son Xu Lu, who was in high school, was playing a game in a crackling game, and when he saw her close the window, he lay on the sofa and shouted: "Mom, what are you doing with the window closed, the room is very stuffy." ”
It is said that the weather in summer can change, and spring is not far behind, seeing a rainstorm coming, closing the windows is like putting people in a steamer, and every pore of the whole body is shouting and stuffy.
Xu Li closed all the windows tightly and closed the curtains again, and then explained to his son uneasily: "The property said that there was a bird of prey in the community, what if the windows were not closed tightly and it rushed in, you can endure it for two days, and wait for the property to catch it and open it again." ”
Big raptor?!
Xu Lu's eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly: "What breed, what does it look like, is it big or not, is it fierce?" ”
"How do I know," Xu Liang couldn't cry or laugh, "It is estimated that it is very fierce, otherwise the property will not specially remind you, you should be honest not to go out recently, have you finished watching the mandarin duck robbery?" ”
Xu Lu rolled his eyes: "I've already finished reading it." ”
"Then watch it again, Yu Jing's film and television dramas are good, you can watch more."
Provincial puppy love.
Xu Li left his son with a hurried back and continued to work, leaving Xu Lu to roll on the sofa excitedly.
Mom supports him to watch Yu Jing's film and television dramas!
At two o'clock in the morning, Xu Lu changed his clothes and sneaked out of the house, he did not take the elevator, but walked down layer by layer, and the footsteps of the landing were silent, and even the sensor light did not notice that there was anyone in the corridor.
At this time, he was draped in a white cloth, with two holes in the middle to expose his arms, a fan pinned to his waist, and a short knife in his hand. Coming to the artificial lake, activating the hovering device on his waist, Xu Lu kept circling above the artificial lake, hoping to find the large invading bird of prey.
Di Di Di –
The mechanical ball patrolling in the community gradually surrounded it, and the new mechanical ball did not have the memory of last night, dutifully warned Xu Lu, warned Xu Lu three times and still went his own way, and the mechanical ball immediately took the means to arrest it.
Xu Lu wanted to find the large bird of prey, and he was not impatient to deal with this group of balls, he let out a low cry, and the green scales appeared on his arm, and the short knife made a buzzing sound that broke through the air, slashing at the surface of the mechanical ball, causing bursts of sparks.
From a distance, it looks like a swarm of flies besieging a fluttering moth.
The property security guard clenched his fists excitedly and shouted loudly to the outside: "It appeared, it appeared." ”
Twenty strong men in the entire security room got up in unison, picked up their weapons and ran towards the artificial lake.
In the center of the lake, Xu Luzheng, who had knocked down a mechanical ball, proudly crossed his waist and continued to look for birds of prey.
"Stop." The leader of the security squad carried a cannon barrel and pressed the button on the white object, and instead of ammunition, the cannon barrel shot out an indestructible net pocket, which quickly retracted after being lassoed the target.
Poof.
The white thing smashed into the water, and the security team rowed over and pulled the mass to shore.
"Good boy, what kind of big raptor is so fierce that it killed twenty of our mechanical balls...... Ball ......"
The security guard in charge of unwrapping the mesh was dumbfounded, squirmed twice in his hand, coughed up a mouthful of weed, sneezed again, and glared at them angrily.
"You're Ms. B's child, what's your name?"
Xu Lu pulled his wet hair to the back of his head, and his nostrils were facing the sky: "If the husband doesn't change his name, he won't change his surname, Xu Lu is also." ”
A group of security guards: "......"
It always feels like this tone is a little familiar.
The team leader had a headache: "You don't sleep in the middle of the night and are birds in the artificial lake?" ”
This bear child, he definitely started smoking it when he changed it to his own home, but he didn't dare to teach the owner's child a lesson.
Xu Lu angrily pulled out the folding fan, the fan was soaked in water and shook twice, he threw the folding fan aside, and kicked away the capture net at his feet: "What is it called being a bird, I am practicing...... Practice ......"
The woman who came out from behind the squad leader asked suspiciously, "What are you practicing, tell your mother." ”
Relying on the fact that there are many people, Xu Liang will not beat him, Xu Lu stiffened his neck and said: "You said that Yu Jing's film and television dramas are good, let me watch more." I watched it, I practiced, and it was great! ”
Awesome you big-headed ghost!
The woman laughed angrily, went up and grabbed her son's ear and led the person home, she nodded apologetically to the property team leader, and discussed compensation for the loss of the property tomorrow.
The next day, Xu Lu came to school and found that his friends had a blue nose and swollen face like him.
"Discovered?"
The little friend is noosking, and the hero is not easy to be.
Even if you can do the mechanical ball, you still have to kneel in the face of the old lady.
Some parents posted this incident on the Internet, which immediately made netizens laugh, they like to buy some figure peripherals at best, this group of children is good, they don't sleep in the middle of the night to practice light skills.
[Hahaha, I have a hunch that my director Jing is going to be blacklisted by my parents. 】
[Some time ago, parents were praising and not objecting to their son chasing the director, but now, do any parents talk about their feelings? 】
[Thinking about the upside, they will make their own hovers and jammers, and they can be regarded as serious study? 】
[The parents said that it was very fragrant, and I grabbed my son's levitator and played with it for a day, that is, modern clothes are not as elegant as ancient costumes. 】
[Don't mention it, the child pulled me into the pit in order to chase the drama, and now our family of three is waiting for updates every day. 】
[What is this, join if you can't beat it?] 】
Fans also shared this matter with Yu Jing and asked him to have fun with him, but Yu Jing thought of other questions, and he found the review editor of Tianxuan's website who was responsible for docking with him: "Has anyone reported my TV series?" ”
The editor and reviewer who connected with Yu Jing had rich work experience, and shook his head seriously: "No one has reported Director Jing's video, have you encountered any trouble?" ”
Yu Jing briefly told him about the situation on the Internet: "Will those parents think that I have brought a bad child and report me?" ”
The reviewer couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't understand why Yu Jing had such concerns, those young people have their own judgment, even if they are too deep in the play, it doesn't matter to the director, is it in order to let them study hard, the whole interstellar accompanied them to watch documentaries, don't want me to be the world.
"Please rest assured, we will not accept this kind of report."
The reviewer promised that he would not accept this kind of report, so that Yu Jing could rest assured that he would shoot boldly, in fact, he also entered the pit of the young man's travel, squatting in Yu Jing's personal space every day and waiting for updates, I don't know how many times I asked for the director's daily update, but the hard-hearted Yu Jing was unmoved.
Thinking of this, the auditor's eyes were very resentful, and Yu Jing was furious by him, and hurriedly said that something was offline.
……
Far away at the edge of a galaxy, a spaceship slowly lands on a desolate star.
Hundreds of mercenaries came out of the spaceship with their shoulders hooked, loudly discussing where to drink, which tavern proprietress was pretty.
Pei Yi's face did not change and blended in, at this time he was full of beard, nearly two meters tall, and there was a scar running through the left and right sides of his face, which looked very difficult to mess with.
Walking through a corner into the alley, he disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the mercenary behind him rubbed his eyes, and the alley was empty.
"Dazzled?" He muttered and walked away.
Pei Yi returned to the secret base and thought about what was next.
Hua Ying's skin is buried with the Federation's latest high-tech chips, once the owner's health is too low, it will automatically send a signal, Pei Yi waited for a few days Hua Ying did not move, it should be no big deal, at best, it is just a little hard.
Compared with Hua Ying, who entered the trap, Pei Yi cared more about another thing.
He enters the holographic capsule, the chip link, the invasion.
When he opened his eyes again, Pei Yi saw a busy figure.
……
"01, come over and help."
Yu Jing walked around the living room with plush slippers, holding a stack of storage boxes in his arms, the boxes were light and fluttering, not heavy, but stacked together to obstruct the view.
Seeing that the robot was standing there and didn't come, Yu Jing poked his head out from behind the box: "01, what's wrong with you?" ”
The blue light in the robot's eyes flashed, and he walked over to take the things in Yu Jing's arms: "Mr. Yu, where are these things going to be placed?" ”
Yu Jing's voice came from the bedroom: "I have finished eating the last batch, and this batch is also in the kitchen." ”
After changing into home clothes, Yu Jing walked into the kitchen, and when he saw the robot holding a knife, his heartbeat suddenly leaked, and he hurriedly ran over and snatched the knife.
"Stop, don't touch the kitchen knife!"
Yu Jing put the kitchen knife aside, went to the cabinet to get something, opened the cabinet door and he was stunned, the medicinal materials and dry goods were placed in the wrong place, usually the dry goods on the left and the medicinal materials on the right were completely reversed.
He didn't think much about it, as long as the things were neatly arranged.
"Help me with the shrimp."
Yu Jing likes to eat interstellar prawns, the meat is tender and sweet, even if it is boiled, it has an endless aftertaste, so he buys a lot of prawns online, and usually asks the robot to process the shrimp line for him.
To do this, the robot asked him to modify his fingers, and when he picked the shrimp line, a small hook needle popped out of his index finger. Looking at the thin needles popping out of his fingertips, and then looking at the busy Yu Jing, the robot pinched a shrimp and pressed it on the cutting board and gently picked it.
Broken.
The robot was silent for two seconds before moving on to the next one.
After processing the shrimp, Yu Jing let it pound the garlic again.
It was not allowed to touch the knife, and its hands were remodeled.
The blue light in the robot's eyes keeps flashing, peel off the garlic skin, put the garlic on the cutting board, make a fist with one hand, and pound the garlic!