Director of Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 63

The lack of skills at work caused Yu Jing's whole person to be a little irritable, he subconsciously felt into his pocket and took out the ancient xun, the surface of the ancient artifact made of clay was uneven, and there was a subtle grain.

The actors were terrified and skillfully covered the back of their heads. This thing is not slippery and smashed on the skull, Yu Jing has no intention of pity the jade, even if the actress can't meet his requirements, he dares to smash people's heads with a round Xun.

"Yun Qing, what are you drinking mouthwash for!" Yu Jing roared, and Qing Lingling's voice collapsed with a slight inexplicable collapse, which frightened several actresses who played the maid trembling, and the hands holding the tray were trembling slightly.

Meng Xiaofeng, who played Yun Qing, was very single, seeing that Yu Jing's chest was so angry with her that her chest rose and fell, she was afraid that she would make Yu Jing angry, so she trotted all the way to Yu Jing with a look of wanting to die: "Here you go, smash it." ”

A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Yu Jing pinched Gu Xun tightly, and really smashed it, and the sound made others grin.

"What an elm head!" Yu Jing said angrily, Meng Xiaofeng's loveless eyes made him unable to hold back, and pointed to the bamboo leaf teacup on the table and said angrily and funny, "This is for you to rinse, not to drink!" ”

"Rinse!" Meng Xiaofeng was shocked, she carefully picked up the tea cup, the porcelain white cup was painted with a pattern of bamboo leaves, the delicate touch was smoother than the skin, Meng Xiaofeng sighed at the exquisiteness of the modeling, unbelievable, "You said it was filled with mouthwash?" ”

If there really is this kind of ancient artifact in real life and send it to auction, it is estimated that you can buy a small courtyard in Xinyunxing!

Yu Jing pointed to a bowl of tea held in the hand of the last palace maid, and his face was expressionless: "That's what you drink, rinse your mouth first, then wash your hands, and finally drink tea, and the lid of the cup can't be on your face when drinking tea." ”

Meng Xiaofeng twitched the corners of his mouth, and suddenly felt that the teacup in his hand was a little hot: "...... The life of the ancestors is really exquisite. ”

High-tech covers all aspects of interstellar life, and they are influenced by evolutionary bodies, and their behavior is very arrogant, and this kind of delicate and tedious life makes them feel uncomfortable.

Yu Jing covered his face and took a deep breath, there was no etiquette teacher in the interstellar, and this group of rough stars almost drove him crazy.

And then there was even more despair.

"You can't make a sound with chopsticks!"

"You can't drink water with a bang!"

"The handkerchief is waved too much!"

"Whoever is not allowed to look directly at the emperor!"

After half a day of filming, Yu Jing's voice was hoarse, and the actor was also tortured and haggard. Especially the fifteen actors in yesterday's live audition, they are all high-ranking concubines or famous characters in the play, and they have received Yu Jing's key attention.

Sheng Tao, who played the emperor, was frightened when he watched from the side, and when Yu Jing ran to drink water in his free time, he sneakily came behind the little director and asked in a trembling voice: "Director, should I practice standing or sitting first?" ”

Yu Jing wondered: "What are you practicing, they practice these because they want to please the emperor, you don't have to practice." ”

Practice these to please the emperor?

Sheng Tao touched his chest and felt relieved, he didn't need to practice, he was dizzy just standing on the side and watching, it was hard for the actresses to persevere.

Triumphant and a little gloating at the same time, Sheng Tao ran to Tian Yun, who played the queen, and squeezed his eyebrows at her: "You practice hard, the director said that you practice this to please me." ”

Coincidentally, he and Tian Yun played husband and wife in Acacia Red Bean, and became husband and wife in the opera palace.

Tian Yun, who was in a trance, looked at Sheng Tao silently, silently took off his shoes at the bottom of the flower pot, and smashed it on him: "Get out!" ”

The bottom of the flower plate is simply an anti-human design, Nima is not so tired in high heels, and the ancestor can really toss himself.

The key is to wear these shoes, but also to practice walking, the back is straight and at the same time try to walk out of the dignified and elegant, I can you!

Standing, sitting, eating, washing...... These rules seem to interstellar people to the point of perversion.

The actor who had been reverberating in his mind raised his hand tremblingly: "Director, do you want to practice the sleeping posture?" ”

The corners of Yu Jing's mouth twitched: "You don't need this." ”

The actresses breathed a sigh of relief, and before they could relax, Yu Jing said: "The rest time is over, and the shooting of the sleeping scene begins." ”

Actresses: "Bed? ”

What's that?

Yu Jing explained: "It is to fulfill the obligation of husband and wife to serve the emperor to sleep." ”

In order to avoid the actresses being too careful, he even explained two more sentences, for fear that this group of interstellar people would misunderstand, but he didn't expect the actors to be generous, and they were relieved to know that they only filmed the picture of lying on a bed.

Don't follow the rules when you go to bed.

Then they were wrapped into spring rolls and carried all the way to the emperor's bed.

Actresses: "......"

Damn it!

Sheng Tao nestled comfortably in the bed, watching the eunuch put the actress next to him, he didn't have any bad intentions, just a little vanity, and when he saw the actress looking at him with fire-breathing eyes, he bared his teeth and smiled.

There is no harm if there is no comparison, the actresses recalled that they were physically and mentally exhausted from learning the rules, but Sheng Tao watched a good show with Erlang's legs crossed, and the fire in his heart couldn't be suppressed.

Fortunately, their professionalism is good, no matter how MMP they feel in their hearts, they all look shy.

The spring rolls have changed one after another, and only the male protagonist remains the same. Yu Jing made up his mind to shoot the picture of the waiter at one time, and after a few times, Sheng Tao stopped laughing, he lay on the bed and muttered thoughtfully: "How do you feel that I am the one who was prostituted." ”

The next day, Sheng Tao's chic days came to an end.

Although the opera palace is a palace fighting drama, and the emperor is a tool man, he always has to shoot the scenes where he handles government affairs.

Get up at three o'clock in the morning, say goodbye, have breakfast, go to the court at seven o'clock, listen to politics, criticize and fold, listen to lectures at noon, meet ministers, and go to the concubines in the evening to let them sleep.

"What do you call them to sleep for me," Sheng Tao hugged the dragon chair and howled loudly like a scoundrel, "It's obviously me who sleeps for them, and I just want to rest after a tired day, I don't want to find a wife." ”

Yu Jing dragged the person aside by his legs, very ruthless: "It is also the emperor's responsibility to pass on the ancestry. ”

……

In the warmly furnished room, Su Li finished the day's shooting, and the first thing she did when she left the holographic cabin was to squat outside her friend's shooting cabin and wait for her to get off work.

She propped her chin in her hands, and her eyes were shining, as if she had a stomach full of questions.

Tick –

The light of the holographic cabin changed from red to blue, which indicated that the working time was over, and Su Li was in good spirits and got closer. The hatch slowly opened, and Lu Yao crawled out of it in a trance, looking at his friend blankly.

"Haruka, what's wrong with you?" Su Li asked worriedly, how did she feel like her body had been hollowed out.

Lu Yao slapped his face fiercely, and his fair skin immediately turned red: "I'm fine, I'm just a little tired." ”

She staggered to the living room, and Su Li chirped behind her: "Yaoyao, let me tell you through, are you Sheng Tao's first wife?" ”

The entertainment industry has spread all over the circle, and it is not enough to select fifteen actresses, Yu Jing is still looking for a wife for Sheng Tao everywhere.

The girl walking in front froze and said in a fluttering voice: "This...... We can't be first come, first served, we are all the emperor's wives. ”

Director Jing said that it is not called a wife, it is called a concubine, and forgive the interstellar people for being lonely and unheard, they really don't understand the difference between a concubine and a wife.

"At the same time?" Su Li raised her voice, her jaw almost hit the ground, and she was married to so many people at the same time, she was not afraid of being arrested by the police...... Oh no, Director Jing is filming a costume drama this time, maybe it was really possible to marry so many women at the same time in ancient times.

Su Li cautiously asked, "Is Jingdao's mental state okay?" ”

Not only does she have such doubts, I'm afraid that the entire entertainment industry is shaking in her pupils, Yu Jing is looking for so many wives for the male protagonist, she is really not afraid that the male protagonist will die.

Lu Yao nodded hesitantly: "It should be...... OK? ”

It was the first to run after work and looked lively.

"Have you counted how many wives the male protagonist has? Do you have a lot of scenes? ”

Yu Jing always said on the set that there were three thousand beauties and three thousand harems. Lu Yao was so tired that his mind didn't turn for a while, and he said slowly: "There are three thousand in total, and my position is quite high, and it is said that she is a concubine." ”

Smack-

The teacup in Su Li's hand smashed on the ground, and the transparent water trails slowly spread on the floor, and her eyes straightened.

Three, three thousand?!

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The hot search entry exploded, and ten o'clock in the middle of the night is the time to surf the Internet, and many people are full of food and drink and lie on the bed or sofa to watch videos. The popularity of the live broadcast that allowed the audience to participate in the role selection a few days ago has not passed, and everyone's curiosity has not subsided.

Yu Jing is crazy again, it can't be crazier than letting the audience cast...... Right?

it!

[Skyrim Entertainment: It is rumored that Yu Jing chose a total of 3,000 wives for the male protagonist in the new play! ] 】

Many people's hands slipped, and their bare brains smashed directly in their faces, they covered their noses and got up from the bed, exited and re-entered, and the news was still hanging there.

There are already tens of thousands of comments below.

[Editor, it's illegal to spread rumors. 】

[This...... It's really not a rumor, I have a friend in the entertainment industry told me that it's true, after the live casting, Yu Jing is still looking for a wife for the actor everywhere. 】

[What is he trying to do, is he still stimulated, three thousand wives, is he going to change one in ten minutes? ] 】

[Floated, he was praised by the audience and couldn't find the north, did he think that the filming was rubbish, and the fans would buy it. 】

[Get out, when you first filmed a variety show, you said he was floating, and later the ratings proved everything. voted for the audience to decide to make a movie about love and disgusting, and you said that he floated again, and then the mandarin duck was scolded out of the circle. Still coming now? In your mouths, I'm floating every day, right? 】

[Laugh to death, I guide you are a balloon in your eyes, floating all day long. 】

[But it's really strange that he chose 3,000 wives for the male protagonist.] 】

A group of people are fighting under the hot search.

Yu Jing has never disappointed fans, so fans believe in him unconditionally. Passers-by felt that Yu Jing's approach was definitely fooling around, and the war affected more and more people, and finally even tore Yu Jing's account.

Yu Jing was about to go to bed when she was woken up by the review editor.

"Anyway, everyone will know when the TV series comes out." He was holding the quilt, his upper and lower eyelids were fighting all the time, not only to shoot during the day, but also to guide the etiquette of the actors, he was so busy that he really couldn't squeeze out any energy.

The review editor is a middle-aged man, and his calm personality made the headquarters decide to send him to connect with Yu Jing, a young director.

"They have already played a real fire, after all, because you fought, if you don't soothe it, I'm afraid it will make the impression of passers-by fall."

Yu Jing reluctantly opened his eyes, groped to open the light brain, and did not log in to Xingbo in a daze, but clicked on the wrong live broadcast.

Fans who were reminded flocked to the place, and were about to ask Yu Jing what was going on, when they saw the little director burying his face in the pillow and humming, like a kitten cub who hadn't slept enough and was losing his temper, and their questioning was suddenly stuck in his throat.

In the past, fans only paid attention to Yu Jing's movies, but for the first time, they found that the little director had a good appearance that was not inferior to the artists in the entertainment industry.

Thick black eyebrows, straight nose bridge, and thin lips curved upward, crow-like eyelashes appear in the camera, butterfly wings flutter slightly, and a pair of hazy black eyes are glowing with tears, looking at them wetly.

The fire in the audience's heart suddenly seemed to have encountered spring rain and was quietly poured out.

"What do you want to ask?" Yu Jing hugged the pillow and yawned lazily.

[You're so good-looking...... No, did you really find 3,000 wives for the male protagonist? 】

[, speak softly in front, don't scare the child. 】