Director of Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 71
Hua An opened the box and took out a small green bottle from it, as well as something similar to a bracelet in jujube.
Hua Yingying always felt that these things were familiar, but she couldn't remember where she had seen them. A friend reminded her softly beside her: "Opera Palace." ”
The girl suddenly realized that this was not the snuff bottle in the theater palace and the walnut and Buddha bead bracelet that the emperor loved to plate.
Fortunately, it is better to be addicted to the surroundings than to be addicted to health products.
But......
"The speed of those merchants is so fast!"
Yu Jing has never doubted the businessman's keen sense of smell, and he received a copyright fee backstage at the end of the first episode of the opera palace, and then went to the shopping platform to find out where the money came from.
Look at the sales, it's already hundreds of thousands.
At the end of filming, the relationship between this group of actors under Yu Jing's oppression grew by leaps and bounds, and yesterday they discussed where to get together for a finale banquet.
"Director Jing, the final banquet is the final banquet!" Sheng Tao howled on the side of the light brain, "Everyone has been tossed enough in the past few days, shouldn't you make up for it?" ”
Yu Jing was expressionless: "Is it you miserable or me miserable, even the etiquette teacher has to make a cameo." ”
Sheng Tao's weak eyes glanced around, but he didn't dare to look at Yu Jing. Yu Jing is not a stingy person, and the actors who have been filming in the past few days have really worked hard: "You choose a place, I don't understand this aspect, just send me the address when the time comes." ”
Over there, the actors who pricked up their ears to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two cheered loudly, and raised their hands with great interest to say that they wanted to eat the poor director.
In the end, I chose a hotel with good privacy, and when Yu Jing arrived, she saw many familiar faces in the hotel.
He thought for a moment and asked Sheng Tao: "This is a meeting place for the entertainment industry?" ”
The first floor to the twentieth floor is a place for gatherings and meals, and above is a place for relaxing entertainment such as massages, playing ball, and bathing.
said that it was difficult for the director, but in fact, everyone was very grateful to Yu Jing, and finally chose the buffet on the twelfth floor. The lobby manager vacated the entire A area to entertain them, and a group of people talked and laughed and chose what they liked.
Tian Yun patted Sheng Tao's shoulder: "Let's go, follow Director Jing to find something delicious." ”
Sheng Tao shook and took three steps back.
"What are you doing?" Tian Yun wondered.
Sheng Tao's tone was very weak: "Please, stay away from me recently." ”
He now sees a group of women gathering and his legs are weak, recalling the fluttering when the opera palace was first filmed, he just wants to run fast now, and the farther away from this group of women is the better.
Tian Yun said angrily: "You died of taking pills, and I didn't poison you, what are you afraid of." ”
The problem is that I'm scared when I see you now!
As a crew of yin and yang, except for a few eunuchs after filming, Sheng Tao can only play with Yu Jing, and in the later stage of filming, he didn't dare to provoke the women in the crew at will, so he quietly followed Yu Jing with a plate as a small tail.
"Is the food here delicious?" Yu Jing asked Sheng Tao in a low voice.
Sheng Tao gave him a thumbs up while putting something on the plate: "Don't worry, this is absolutely delicious, otherwise I wouldn't have brought you here." ”
has been filming for so long, Sheng Tao can be regarded as a little director who understands the surroundings, the robot skills are not good, he is too busy to eat takeout, and when he is not working, he likes to look for food everywhere.
When Yu Jing heard this, he immediately put a lot of shrimp on the plate, and he ran around, quickly attracting the attention of the audience. Several male artists came over to greet Yu Jing and Sheng Tao.
"Director Jing, it's really fateful, you guys are a finale banquet?"
Yu Jing nodded, the plate in his hand was a little heavy, and a handsome guy like a sunny little milk dog next to him hurriedly said, "Director Jing, I'll help you get it." ”
"No, go back to eat quickly, lest your companions wait for a long time." Yu Jing avoided their hands, they were all in the entertainment industry, it was better to be cautious.
Sheng Tao kicked the little milk dog with a wicked smile and laughed: "The filming is over, now I want to please the director, it's too late." ”
The little milk dog's well-behaved appearance was broken, and he bit Sheng Tao's hand and glared at him viciously.
"You know?" Yu Jing was surprised.
"A company's signed artist, the agent used to want us to make a group debut, but unfortunately my appearance was too rough and I was kicked out." Sheng Tao shrugged and explained to Yu Jing.
Seeing that they were so familiar, Yu Jing simply called someone over to play together, and there were many people.
Yu Jing sat quietly in the corner, slowly picking up a piece of fish and putting it in his mouth, the delicious taste made him squint his eyes in satisfaction. A group of people in front of them were noisy, and I don't know who started it, and they began to fight together.
"Director, come and drink!" A male artist who plays the role of a eunuch always loses in guessing boxing, and after being poured a bottle of wine, he gradually became bolder, and he was about to run in front of Yu Jing with the wine bottle.
He walked crookedly, tripped over a chair when he came to Yu Jing, and knelt in front of Yu Jing.
Yu Jing peeled a lychee: "Hmm...... It's not the New Year yet, so you don't have to make such a big gift. ”
A burst of laughter erupted in the silent A area, and the male artist was so embarrassed that his face was flushed, and he wanted to plunge into the floor.
Someone started the way, and this group of people was vicious: "Director, come and drink with everyone." ”
Sheng Tao's friends are all lively, even if they don't film together, they get along with others, they follow and coax, instigating Yu Jing to drink. Although Interstellar is also an adult at the age of eighteen, Yu Jing still tells everyone confidently; "I'm only 22 and can't drink."
He was the youngest of a group, and the idea of revenge was stillborn.
drank too much, Sheng Tao's friend hugged him and howled: "You kid is so lucky, you actually joined Director Jing's crew." ”
The other two people also hugged Sheng Tao and whined: "Although there are not many shots of the emperor appearing in the palace, it feels really good to be surrounded by beauties, so many women are jealous for you." ”
"I'm envious of my dead father."
A sip of wine spurted out of Sheng Tao's nostrils, and he didn't care about wiping his clothes, he raised his head in horror, and saw that the dinner table was unconsciously quiet, and all the actresses stopped their movements and looked at them with a smile.
Instantly dreamed back to the finale of the opera palace.
With a pop, he knelt down.
The friend asked him with a big tongue; "What's wrong with you?"
Sheng Tao: "...... Weak legs. ”
A group of people were drunk until the early hours of the morning, Yu Jing looked at their staggered appearance and rolled his eyes fiercely, he found the lobby manager: "Is there a free room?" ”
Several actresses who were quite sober hurriedly waved their hands: "Let the hotel send us home, we don't have to stay in the hotel." ”
Yu Jing looked at the lobby manager, who nodded affirmatively: "Director Jing, our hotel provides delivery services." ”
After taking alcohol medicine, everyone was a little sober, sitting on the bus provided by the hotel and feeling the shooting situation in the past few days, Yu Jing sent them home one by one to rest assured.
Tian Yun's place of residence was a little far away, and he was the last to get off the bus. The hangover medicine didn't work for her, and she couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest when she got out of the car, and Yu Jing had no choice but to help her into the community.
"What floor do you live on?"
Tian Yun was stunned for a while before replying: "No. 1, 16th Floor, Building G." ”
When she arrived on the sixteenth floor, Yu Jing rang the doorbell, and a middle-aged woman opened the door and was stunned, Yu Jing hurriedly explained: "Auntie, she drank too much at the finale banquet." ”
Tian's mother nodded and took her daughter over, and asked Yu Jing with a smile: "Do you want the young man to come in and have a cup of tea?" ”
"No, I'm going back to rest."
Tian's mother felt that Yu Jing was a little familiar, but thinking of her daughter's identity as an artist, maybe she had seen it somewhere.
Seeing Yu Jing leave, she didn't help her daughter to the room, but pressed her person to the sofa.
There were only two wall lamps in the huge living room that emitted a faint light, and a dog barked upstairs, and a group of people slowly stepped forward and surrounded Tian Yun on the sofa.
Tian Yun fell asleep, and after several days of shooting, she was exhausted, and even snored.
This group of people, both old and young, looked at Tian Yun, who was sleeping deeply, with suspicion on his face.
"What should I do?"
"Tian Mu, are you sure that her spirit body is a sheep?"
"Oh, it's really heartless, I was actually drunk and sent back."
Tian Yun's mother was very angry and shouted at them in a low voice: "Can my own daughter still not know, she is a sheep!" Don't watch two TV series and be foolish, it's all acting! ”
As if to prove her words, Tian's mother frantically shook her sleeping daughter: "Xiaoyun, wake up, mom has something to ask you." ”
Tian Yun drank a lot of wine, her stomach was upside down, she opened her eyes and muttered: "Mom, I want to sleep." ”
"I know, you turn back into an evolution before you sleep."
Tian Yun didn't understand what she wanted to do, so she snorted twice and turned back into an evolutionary body, and a sheep of human height nested on the sofa, her ears trembled twice to cover her eyes, and she continued to sleep.
Tian's mother: "Look, I just said that she is a sheep, now it's time to believe it." ”
This group of people are all good friends of Tian's mother, and they know that she has an artist daughter. Everyone didn't care about it before, until two days ago, Tian's mother recommended the opera palace to her friends in order to support her daughter.
"Aren't we curious?" The wife next door smiled, turned on her light brain and let Tian's mother read the latest topics on the Internet.
After the third and fourth episodes of the opera palace were played, Song Concubine went offline, and three other frantic concubines appeared.
A concubine who is super possessive and her own things are not allowed to be touched by others, and a blackened Yuling who steps on her sister's upper position and stabs on both sides and three times.
…… And the queen who thinks about going to her mother and son every day.
In the drama palace, the queen played by Tian Yun is nearly forty years old, has no children of her own, and has always wanted to hold a child by her side in order to consolidate her position.
"It doesn't matter if it's a concubine or a wild goose," the queen said the most terrifying words in the most kind tone, "It doesn't matter who the emperor likes, I just want children." ”
The audience was puzzled by the queen's crazy behavior of having children.
[Pick up the crazy woman in the palace. 】
[After watching the opera palace, my back is really cold, and there are endless ways to prevent harm, and I was scared by the careful thinking of this group of women. It's just that I don't understand one thing, why did the queen kill Concubine Song, there is no conflict between them. 】
[The queen said that she wanted a child, and Concubine Song was pregnant, so she was angry with her bamboo basket for water. 】
[Therefore, if you want the child to be born by yourself, the emperor is not impossible. 】
[Is it possible that the queen is old, and the average life expectancy in ancient times was only more than forty. 】
[Laughing to death, the queen's behavior of snatching children everywhere reminds me of an animal, an ostrich.] 】
[Hahahaha, people are sheep! ] 】
At first, it was just a joke by some netizens, but then it was spread that netizens who hadn't seen [My Ancient Life] took it seriously, thinking that Tian Yun's evolution was really an ostrich.
Tian Yun's acting skills are good, and the madness of wanting children is vividly expressed, and even the neighbors who watched her grow up were taken crookedly, suspecting that Tian Yun's evolution was an ostrich.
- As we all know, the ostrich is a child who robs other people's houses everywhere.
Sending away a group of neighbors, Tian's mother looked at the sheep on the sofa and felt a little worried, the evolution was too big for her to hug it, so she simply put a blanket on her daughter, yawned and went back to the bedroom.
As she walked, Tian's mother had a flash of inspiration in her mind, and finally remembered why the young man who sent her daughter home was familiar.
"Forgot to ask about the follow-up!" She slapped her thigh in frustration.
The next day, Tian Yun woke up sleepy-eyed, kept the form of an evolved body and walked to the bathroom, only to wake up when he hit the door frame with a bang.