Director Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 82

"Grandma, where are you resting tonight?" When Yu Jing got out of the car, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed Ji Yasu's reluctant look, he stood on the side of the car and bent down, winking at his grandmother in the car.

Ji Yasu was surprised and delighted, and the steering wheel turned towards the parking lot. In the elevator, the boy who used to not sleep in the middle of the night and pretended to be a hero glanced at Yu Jing again and again.

Yu Jing tilted his head: "Xu Lu, what's wrong?" ”

The boy came to the spirit: "Director Jing remembers me!" ”

"yes, I'm impressed." Yu Jing added with a bad heart, "I didn't sleep in the middle of the night and hovered on the surface of the lake, and finally I was shot down by a bird." ”

Xu Lu jumped like thunder: "I'm role-playing!"

Ji Yasu watched the two children bickering on the side, and when the elevator reached Yu Jing's floor, Xu Lu asked in a whisper, "Director Jing, who is this aunt?" ”

"It's my grandmother."

Grandmother? The Lu family?

Xu Lu blurted out: "Then why didn't Yu Sui'an suppress you and the Lu family help you at the beginning?" ”

Ji Yasu, who drank a little wine at dinner, turned pale in an instant, she pulled the corners of her mouth, and said slowly to Xu Lu: "Because we are unqualified ......"

Yu Jing interrupted her: "Because they were shuttling through the star field at the time, they couldn't communicate with the outside world. ”

That's right.

The child pulled Ji Yasu to complain: "Grandma Lu, let me tell you, Yu Sui'an bullied Director Jing miserably, you are back, don't let him go." ”

Yu Jing smiled: "Go, go, don't talk nonsense, children, have you finished your homework?" ”

He pushed Ji Yasu out of the elevator, waved his hand at the child, opened the door, and the lights in the living room turned on. Ji Yasu has never spoken, obviously only in his seventies, and he is considered a middle-aged person in the interstellar world, but at this time he looks like an old man who is dying.

Yu Jing inadvertently discovered that Ji Yasu's temples actually had white hair.

"Grandma, don't listen to the child's nonsense, I'm not a loser, I will revenge on the spot if I have a vengeance, and now my life is on the right track, and everything has passed." Yu Jing pulled the person onto the sofa and gently snuggled into her arms.

Ji Yasu's heartbeat calmed down little by little: "Good boy, you have grown up and become a very good adult." ”

A neighbor who has only met a few times can fight for him, which is enough to see how much everyone likes Yu Jing.

When Lu Yang and Ji Yasu came to visit, Yu Jing cleaned the second bedroom and bought a lot of daily necessities inside. Ji Yasu turned around and found that her grandson had prepared everything for her, and she became more and more embarrassed.

The two of them watched a TV series and sorted out the script and drew storyboards, and in the quiet living room, there was only the rustle of the tip of the pen rubbing the paper, and the warm atmosphere flowed quietly in the house.

The old house of the Lu family.

When Lu Yang came back from the company, he found that there were only servants in the huge living room, he pinched the bridge of his nose and asked the housekeeper next to him: "What about Madam, didn't you come back with the little master?" ”

The housekeeper shook his head: "Madam said, spend the night at the little master's house tonight." ”

Lu Yang sat at the long dining table, feeling more and more that the food in his mouth was difficult to swallow, he took a bite of the seafood cake and chewed it twice, put down his chopsticks and went upstairs.

The housekeeper was surprised: "Master, where are you going?" ”

After a while, Lu Yang went downstairs with Ji Yasu's clothes and toiletries, and he looked serious: "I'll go and send her a change of clothes." ”

The butler opened his mouth and wisely did not answer.

Half an hour later, the robot welcomed Lu Yang into the living room, and the ruler of the Lu family, who was wearing glasses and not smiling, coughed lightly: "I'll send you clothes." ”

Ji Yasu rolled her eyes fiercely in a place that Yu Jing couldn't see, wanting to come to her grandson's house to live and make excuses, a duplicitous man.

……

Today is the day of the harem simulation release, and many viewers are looking forward to it, lamenting that they have finally waited for this day.

Bian Ning was more excited than anyone else.

He is a game enthusiast, and when he comes home from work, he plays games in addition to chasing dramas, but he didn't expect his favorite theater to be adapted into a game.

When he got home from work, he threw his briefcase, walked around the living room barefoot, and as soon as the time came, he went to the official website of Phantom City Technology and downloaded the harem simulation into the holographic cabin.

Like Hua Ruo, he subconsciously chose a man when choosing his identity, and became a little eunuch who sprinkled and swept the garden, responsible for cleaning up the rocks and weeds in the garden every day.

"Have you heard, Concubine Su has been on a diet recently, because one time when the emperor stayed in her palace, she found that she was a lot rounder."

"Really?"

"Of course, all the palace ladies are laughing at her, saying that she wants to emulate Yang Guifei, but unfortunately the emperor doesn't like it."

There were two palace maids whispering behind the rockery in the garden, Bian Ning's eyes lit up, and he quietly approached with a broom, hoping to listen to a little gossip.

"! Unexpectedly, the master is talking about the master behind his back, come on, drag out the major 20 boards! The palace maid carrying the food box scolded loudly.

The two palace maids knelt on the ground from behind the rockery, kowtowing desperately: "Sister Zhi spares her life, the slave maid will never dare anymore." ”

At this time, Bian Ning, who was standing there in a daze, was very conspicuous, and the palace maid obviously regarded him as a member of the gossip: "Drag it down." ”

Bian Ning was shocked, but he didn't expect to die back in the first ten minutes.

He logged in again, not believing evil, and this time he didn't eavesdrop, but honestly cleaned up. A rush of urine hit, and he hurriedly pinched his legs to find Gongfang.

I took off my pants and was about to stand up and pee like before, but my hands were empty.

Bian Ning: "!! ”

What about his birds!

He climbed off the line and ran to the official forum, but he didn't expect that the post of looking for a bird had already occupied the first three pages.

[My balls are gone, Nima, what's going on with Phantom City Technology, I dare to sell defective products, believe it or not, I'm going to complain to you! ] 】

[Hehe, I felt that I was missing something, and I subconsciously took off my pants to check, but I didn't expect the emperor next to me, and I was beaten to death by a stick. 】

[Grandma's, I peed my pants, and I still squatted to pee! ] 】

[The wind blows the eggs and the eggs are cold, and the eggs are even cooler without the eggs. @εΉ»εŸŽη§‘ζŠ€, come out and explain, or go to the building to block you. 】

At this time, Yu Jing appeared with a verified account.

[Yu Jing V: There was no mistake, the eunuch walked the harem, and the emperor performed physical castration in order to prevent someone from cuckolding him. 】

The first players were terrified.

Unexpectedly, the eunuch was cut off alive, they bared their teeth and subconsciously covered their lower bodies, always feeling a chill lingering there.

There are also curious players who log in to the game again and take off their pants to observe, which makes the harem maid lose her face, and the screams resounded in the sky.

Bian Ning was silent for a moment, canceled his account, and chose the palace maid when he logged in again.

He was lucky to become the big palace maid next to the concubine, and he only needed to command the operation of the palace up and down every day, and it was not his turn to do rough and heavy work.

Bian Ning was triumphant: "It's not a big deal, I guess I'll be able to clear the customs soon." ”

One day, when the emperor arrived, the concubine was pleasantly surprised and ordered the small kitchen to make a table of delicacies.

"The craftsmanship of your small kitchen is getting more and more sophisticated, and the whole palace loves the guinea fowl in your palace." The emperor smiled and praised.

In order to attract players, the emperor's modeling is young, handsome, and handsome, and the palace concubine's modeling is bright and bright, which can definitely attract a large number of Yan dogs.

The palace maid played by Bian Ning stood beside the concubine, staring at the emperor's face and sighing at the exquisite modeling of Phantom City Technology, but did not see the anger in the concubine's eyes.

After eating and drinking, the emperor joked to the concubine when he tasted tea: "The concubine is ingenious, and the palace maid next to you is also Zhong Lingyuxiu, and I am happy to see her, why don't you make her a permanent presence?" ”

The concubine pinched her palm, but her face was coquettish: "Isn't the emperor afraid that his concubines will be jealous?" ”

When the emperor left, Bian Ning was about to retreat, but the concubine immediately changed her face and slapped her hard: "Slut, this palace is still here, you dare to blatantly seduce the emperor!" Come on, drag this fox slut down and kill him with a cane! ”

Bian Ning's face was numb, and he didn't even bother to struggle.

He struck him to death again.

When I ran to the forum, there was a wail.

[Nima, I just said a few words to the NPC palace maid, that crazy woman had acne on her face and suspected that I was going undercover for poisoning her, and she killed me without saying a word! 】

[The revelation of the poisoning of others in my family made me a scapegoat and died laughing. 】

[I now know that someone will test the poison before the palace concubine eats. 】

[What's wrong?] 】

[I was the one who tested the poison and was poisoned to death QAQ. 】

[Thank you for the big guys, I still choose the palace concubine, at least I don't have to die so quickly. 】

[Wake up, the palace concubine has to serve and compete for favor, and she will die faster without IQ. 】

A group of people don't believe in evil, and they chose the palace concubine when they cast again, but they didn't expect that the woman who became the emperor was even more unlucky, and framing and marrying are common things.

Bian Ning also didn't believe in evil, so he canceled his account and chose the role of the palace concubine, and this time he became a nobleman. At night, the emperor flipped over his green card, and the game certainly won't let the player really sleep, just click to skip.

Then, the next day, he was killed by a jealous concubine.

Bian Ning: I really want to swear.

Players counted that on the first day they logged into the game, someone died eighty-seven times!

Even so, countless players have died and plunged headlong into it.

This is the spirit of becoming more and more courageous, which makes people bow down.

Death after death, the players are perverted.

Their goal is to survive from the beginning / to be a favorite concubine / to become a queen...... It became to kill the emperor.

Why are there eunuchs in the palace, because the emperor is afraid of being cuckolded, why is the death rate of the palace maid so high, because she has become cannon fodder in the harem, why do the ladies fight to the death, because of the resources in the emperor's hands.

In short, it's all the emperor's fault!

It may be that the mortality rate of the harem simulation is too high, which arouses the rebellious psychology of a group of people, and the popularity of this costume game is rising, and it soon logged into the major hits.

Even the audience in the theater who was not interested in the game clicked in curiously, and finally died too many times and fell into the pit of perversion together.

The audience sighed.

[It is worthy of the game that Yu Jing participates in, and it is a good place to check in without looking at the palace to see the scenery. 】

[Can it be krypton?] Players who are addicted to food are going to cry, and I always die at the first step. 】

[The court version of my ancient life, also known as the fancy way of death. Here it should be @η››ζΆ›@η”°δΊ‘...... Instantly dreamed back to the experience of being killed by a villager. 】

[Hehe, Yu Jing didn't release water at all, the character of that group of NPCs is amazing, standing in front of them really has a feeling of facing the ancients. 】

[It's good to suffocate when you kneel down at every turn, for the sake of your knees, everyone works hard! ] 】

Later, the game was updated to an online version, and the group of players who were determined to kill the emperor got together.