Director Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 169

The others also followed Yang Zhihao, and Zhuo Xiuwei was so happy that no one bothered him, and followed Ya Qi Qingqing and me behind.

found a place to sit down, and this group of rookie directors heard the audience complaining from the front and back.

"The Painting Skin of Liaozhai...... What does it mean to be a mouthful name? ”

"Drawing on the skin? I'm not a fan of Yu Jing, I just want to see what positive connotations his films have. ”

"Me too, watching a movie still has some moral concept with me. If today's movie doesn't satisfy me, I'll go online to expose his true colors. ”

"It's not that fans can still grab premiere tickets, your persistence is terrible."

A sneer overflowed at the corner of Zhuo Xiuwei's mouth, look, what's the use of the righteousness said in the show, the audience who has seen the poster is sensible, let Yu Jing say the sky, and some netizens don't buy it.

If Yu Jing's movie is really a few women fighting for a man, the audience's rebellious psychology will come up, and Yu Jing will definitely not be able to eat and walk around.

As long as he thought about the next reaction on the Internet, Zhuo Xiuwei trembled with excitement.

Yang Zhihao and Xia Yifeng in front of them also thought of this possibility, and compared to Zhuo Xiuwei's schadenfreude, they were a little worried.

……

The cinema gradually dimmed, and in the big black screen, the flickering flames turned from warm blue to eerie green, and a pair of narrow eyes flashed in the darkness.

"Whew-"

The sound was low, high and low, like the wailing of the wind whistling in the Nine Shadows.

The rookie directors who know a little about Yu Jing have a strange feeling in their hearts, the ancient musical instruments should be as reverberant as chivalry, or as sad and sad as the opera palace, why the music in this movie has a strange and unpredictable feeling.

The opening song flashes at a very fast speed, and when the screen turns, the camera has a bird's-eye view of a deep mansion compound, and everything is in order in the boxy mansion.

At the back door, two slaves opened the door and threw the tanuki and thrush in their hands into the corner: "The tanuki slave raised by the lady is dead again, and this time a thrush is dead." ”

One of the servants grinned: "Don't be afraid, Madame has money, and you can buy it again when you die." ”

"Alas, don't raise it if you don't know how to raise it, die one every day, although the life of an animal is cheap, but it is also a sin."

"Shut up! Dare to criticize the master, you don't want to die! ”

The camera pans to the tanuki slave in the corner, the white kitten's eyes are wide, and there is still a trace of fear in the beast's pupils, its limbs twisted, and the beast's pupils staring at the gradually closing back door.

Yang Zhihao's buttocks moved uneasily, his courage was a little small, and his scalp was tingling when he watched this scene.

"Do you think there's anything wrong?" He asked Du Wenyao next to him in a low voice.

Du Wenyao was observing the layout of the buildings in the mansion, and shook his head with a big grin: "No, the layout of the mansion is really good-looking, and at first glance, it looks like a big family with strict rules." ”

Two figures sneakily came in through the back door, and the man led by him was dressed in white, dressed as a handsome man, but the cowardice between his eyebrows ruined his appearance with red lips and white teeth.

"Young master, young grandma should be resting at this time, don't worry." The little guy behind him comforted him.

Fang Keyu's rickety figure was stunned, and he straightened his waist instantly: "How can this young master be afraid of that tigress......

"Stop!" A woman's angry shouts could be heard from the garden.

Fang Keyu was frightened, her triumphant expression disappeared instantly, and she came to the garden pavilion slowly: "Lady." ”

Tian Han sneered: "Where did you go last night?" ”

"I went to drink with Brother Feng, and I slept directly with him when it was getting late." Fang Keyu explained in a low voice, and stepped on the little guy again, desperately winning.

The little girl smiled: "Yes, young grandma, the young master drank too much with Young Master Feng last night, because your pet died, I was afraid that you would be unhappy, so I didn't come back." ”

Tian Han sniffed closely, and if it was really only the smell of wine and no fat powder, he did not continue to investigate: "I don't go home all day and night, be careful that I tell my father and mother, go back to eat quickly." ”

Fang Keyu followed behind the woman, quietly wiped the cold sweat from the corner of her forehead, and rolled her eyes fiercely, obviously disliking his wife's tough attitude.

Tian Han, the young grandmother of Fangfu, was generous and allowed the concubines to eat at the same table, six concubines and one wife gathered together, and Yingying Yanyan looked at everyone's eyes.

"Master, you eat this jade duck, the skin is smooth and tender, but it is delicious."

"The young master drank last night, so let's eat something light, this guinea fowl dish is good."

"Drinking tea on an empty stomach hurts ...... stomach"

Fang Keyu's bones were crisp when he heard the delicate voice, and his hands began to be dishonest, Tian Han coughed: "Eat well." ”

Fang Keyu: "Oh. ”

Lustful, but cowardly, the desire to survive is strong.

……

There were bursts of laughter in the movie theater, and many people looked sarcastic.

"Although Fang Fu is a powerful person, it is too exaggerated. Is this going to sleep one a day and take a full week? ”

"A virtuous and generous wife, a gentle and petty concubine, the standard of ancient wealthy families."

"What kind of positive thoughts did Yu Jing say two days ago, and you told me that this is a positive guide?"

"Double standards, righteous and strict, but the movie is full of disgusting feudal atmosphere."

Listening to the cynicism behind him, and holding the bewitching beauty in his arms, Zhuo Xiuwei became more and more proud, and began to gloat openly.

Ya Qi's eyes were staring at the big screen tightly, and he held Zhuo Xiuwei's hand impatiently, this person was so annoying, he regretted teasing him a little and delaying himself to watch a movie.

Yu Jing's loyal fans were too lazy to deal with this group of people, and they were engrossed in watching the movie, and in the first ten minutes, this group of people began to scold urgently, like a group of brainless followers.

……

In the evening, Fang Keyu led the little servant to go out again.

The little maid persuaded him: "Young master, young grandma is already angry, do you still want to go out?" ”

The young grandmother will not beat the young master, but she has never been merciful to the people around her, and whoever takes the young master and does not return at night will be beaten by the board.

Fang Keyu waved her fan: "If you are angry, you will be angry, is she still less angry, just coax more when the time comes." ”

"Then where are we going today, and are we going to Hualou?"

"You are stupid, as the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, and a prostitute is not as good as stealing!"

The master and servant sneaked out of the door and flirted with the beautiful little lady on the street.

's triumphant face, even if Fang Keyu is handsome and graceful, it can make the audience's teeth itch.

"Ahh The woman just walked with her head down, and accidentally bumped into it, directly knocking Fang Keyu into a buttocks.

"You don't have long eyes...... Fang Keyu's eyes became straighter and straighter, and she got up and leaned in front of the woman, "Little lady, what's your name?" ”

"My name is Qiu Niang."

When he returned home, Tian Han was furious: "You have made an old mistake again, and you want to let a widow enter the door!" ”

Facing the dignified and atmospheric wife, Fang Keyu, who lacked confidence, did not dare to step forward, the courage in his heart was like a deflated ball, and his shoulders became tighter and tighter, until he met a pair of timid beautiful eyes.

Fang Keyu puffed up her chest: "Qiu Niang, she has a bad fate, I pity her for being lonely, what's wrong with bringing people into the house?" It's just a mouthful of food left and right, our family has a big business, is it possible that we can't afford to support a woman? ”

Qiu Niang took a step forward, knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Madam, Qiu Niang can bring you tea and water, change clothes and wash your feet, please take me in." I just want a bite to eat, and I don't want to think about things I don't deserve. ”

……

Chu Chu's pitiful appearance made many viewers dream of the Mandarin Duck Tribulation, and there were scolding voices in the cinema one after another, but this time it was not Yu Jing, but Liu Fu.

"It's a little bit bad." Yang Zhihao muttered.

Double superposition, once the ending is unsatisfactory, the audience's anger is not something Yu Jing can bear.

Xia Yifeng was silent, and seeing that now, he also began to doubt.

In addition to the weirdness of the animal death at the beginning, seeing the present, the painted skin gives people the feeling of being a very ordinary costume drama.

And the image of the male protagonist being lustful is not a positive meaning.

Yu Jing's smiling face flashed in his mind, Xia Yifeng calmed down and put away his messy thoughts. He has not yet seen the end, and he cannot make judgments.

Some audience members stood up impatiently and prepared to leave the cinema.

……

As soon as the camera turned, in the silence of the night, a woodcutter ran in a panic, and the heavy firewood on his back made his pace slower and slower.

He hid behind a big tree, covered his mouth hard, his face gradually turned blue and purple, and cold sweat instantly soaked through the coarse cloth clothes.

The woods were silent, and even the chirping of insects was gone.

After a while, the woodcutter slowly probed his head.

A bloody face flashed in an instant, almost touching the woodcutter's face, the corners of his mouth slowly grinning to the root of his ears, and the malice in his eyes was terrifying.

"Ahh

"Ahh

Screams pierced the sky, and the howls of the cinema nearly topped the ceiling.

The audience who stood up and was about to leave had weak legs, sat down directly, and scolded in horror with a clutched clutch: "Your uncle's Yu Jing! ”

Only then did everyone remember that Yu Jing said that there were some horror scenes in the movie.

They only cared about scolding Yu Jing for being sanctimonious and forgot about it.

Even if someone remembers, but the interstellar horror scenes are all bloody pictures, how can there be such a heart-attacking scene, take advantage of people to be unprepared, be careful of thunder and thunder!

Now no one is gone, because they are all weak legs.

……

The monsters that dig people's hearts make the whole town panic, and every house is closed.

The county magistrate of the town had no choice but to go to the mountains and invite a Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest held a compass in his hand, and the crook of his arm was snow-white dust, and the appearance of the fairy wind and Dao bones made the people gradually feel at ease.

"There are a lot of demons here." Lao Dao stroked his beard and walked around the street with the officials, followed by a group of people who were not afraid of death.

When he arrived at the Qinglou, the Taoist priest shouted loudly, and the dust was like having eyes, and he slapped a woman hard, and the woman screamed, and a pair of fox ears grew out of everyone's eyes.

"Youkai! There are youkai! ”

The people screamed and scattered, leaving only the trembling officials who could not hold the sword steadily and the Taoist priest who was calm.

This fox demon was finally killed by the Taoist, and later Lao Dao caught a tanuki and a snake spirit.

In the end, Lao Dao stopped at the door of Fangfu and slowly frowned: "The demonic spirit is soaring." ”