Director of Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 176
Twenty reports, all of which were full of praise, and there were questions about Huaxia monsters, none of which were analyzed according to Yu Jing's requirements.
"I asked you to pull a piece for analysis, not to let you be a boasting machine like Teacher Ye Binhai!" The little director rolls the report into a paper tube and slaps them on the back of the head.
Yang Zhihao covered his head and grinned: "Teacher, is it reasonable for you to let the kindergarten children evaluate the teacher?" β
Yu Jing's face was expressionless: "It's useless to pat yourself on the back, are you children?" All the reports are not qualified, take them back and rewrite them. β
After getting along these days, everyone likes this little director who has no shelf, and they also know that he has the same character, so he can only go back and rewrite it in a gray way.
Yu Jing decided to shoot a few more chats and let them pull the film.
"What scenes are needed this time? Has the actor recruitment information been released? Chu Baixia asked him.
"Just use the free image of the actor, an episode lasts about 30 minutes, just shoot it for them to do their homework, not so formal."
Chu Baixia lowered his eyes, in order to let everyone do their homework to shoot a film, the entire interstellar was unique, and he was suddenly very jealous of the group of rookie directors.
As Yu Jing's assistant, he has been able to skillfully handle some unimportant things, apply for free portrait rights, and build scenes, Yu Jing's requirements are not high, Chu Baixia completed all the work in three hours.
γLu Judgmentγ
The Song family in Qingcheng has an only son with a simple personality and likes to make friends. Once he was so drunk with his friends that he made a bet to see who would dare to enter the judge's hall alone.
The ancients were the most superstitious, worshiping gods and fearing ghosts and gods, and broke into the ghost temple in the middle of the night, almost frightening their friends with colorless faces and urine.
Song Cheng had a silly personality and went to the judge's hall with a lantern, and at this time, the camera gave Lu Juan a close-up.
The hideous-looking statue, the eyes rolled to look down on everyone, and the gaze stayed on Song Cheng for the longest time. Song Cheng laughed: "Your Excellency, it's a pity that you don't have a relationship with fine wine." β
My friend admires on the lips, but on the inside he is jealous.
"It's just a statue, what's the spirit, who in the city doesn't know, Song Cheng is a fool."
"It's true that I didn't pass the township exam three times, and I'm still willing to play with such a stupid person, which is really tolerant."
Song Cheng was very angry when he found out, but he couldn't do anything, because he did have a low IQ as everyone said.
The judge brought him a seven-trick exquisite heart and replaced it with it.
After the change, Song Cheng was simply quick-witted, far ahead in learning, and the teacher was speechless.
It's a pity that after being smart, he began to be dissatisfied.
The family background is poor and bitter, and the wife is rude and ugly, and the daughter of the family is not as good as the daughter of the family. In terms of money, Lu Juan couldn't help, so Song Cheng begged Lu Juan to change his wife's beautiful head.
The judge almost asked Song Cheng for what he wanted, and even changed a woman's lifespan, let her die unexpectedly, and stole her head on the day of her burial!
The woman had a beloved person, who accidentally discovered the matter, and even committed suicide and came to the underworld to complain, and finally Lu Ju was punished, and Song Cheng also changed his heart.
Once it was more uncomfortable to have than to ask for it, and soon Song Cheng became insane and finally paid the price for his greed.
Yu Jing completed the filming in only one day, and the next day, he came to the classroom with a skit and played it on the big screen for the new directors.
"It's another story in the Chat Zhai series."
One sentence made everyone's expressions shine, and they stretched their necks forward like turtles, and their eyes widened.
After about fourteen minutes of the short play, the new directors gradually became fascinated and immersed in the plot.
Yu Jing looked at their serious expressions and nodded with satisfaction. The door at the back of the classroom opened a crack, and it was Miao Guan Xu Anxian and Ping Yi who rushed to hear the news. The two of them bent on their waists, careful not to make any sound.
Ping Yi is old, and he doesn't dare to bend over with osteoporosis, so he can only lie down and look at the crack in the door. The sneaky appearance made the corners of the little director's mouth twitch, and he turned his head and couldn't see it.
Yu Jing pinched the bridge of his nose: "Pingdao, come in if you want to see it." β
Is it contagious if it is unreliable?
What a mature and stable director when he came, but now he has more contact with young people, and gradually evolves into an old naughty boy.
Ping Yi coughed and touched his beard, swaggering to the front and sitting down.
At the end of the skit, Yu Jing asked the rookie director: "What do you think?" β
Yang Zhihao instantly raised his hand and was eager to try.
"You don't have to raise your hand, everyone can speak freely."
As soon as these words came out, the rookie directors instantly opened the conversation.
"The reincarnation that the ancients talked about turned out to be like this, the book of life and death, the judge's pen, Meng Po soup, and the reincarnation platform!"
Yu Jing paused, and the corner of his eye looked at Yang Zhihao who was speaking.
"It's not scientific! The judge's pen can be used as a scalpel! β
The little director clenched his fingers, and the joints gradually whitened.
"Tut, sure enough, human nature can't stand the test, and greed must not end well."
The corners of Yu Jing's forehead burst out with green tendons.
"Although the interstellar can also change hearts, but change heads...... The ancients really dared to think about it. β
The little director couldn't hold back any longer, Gu Xun reappeared in the rivers and lakes, knocking on his skull like a woodpecker, and the roar echoed in the classroom-
"I'll show you how to shoot and move the camera! Who let you watch the movie! You are directors, how can you like divergent thinking as much as the audience! β
Yang Zhihao covered the back of his head with a faint pain, his eyes were still staring at the big screen, and he was beaten one by one......
"Jing Dao! Teacher! Put it again! β
Click.
Yu Jing smiled and broke the pen in his hand.
Nima, no one told him that it was so hard to be a teacher!
β¦β¦
When this episode of the show was released, the audience almost went crazy with laughter.
What a shy and shy group of children at the beginning, it has evolved into a comic in a short period of time. Even the highly respected director Ping Yi is a lot more lively, and Yu Jing is the toxic one.
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[Jing Dao you are eccentric, we have to see it too! ] γ
[For the sake of students to shoot a special issue of chatting, why didn't I meet such a conscientious teacher when I was in school, it was so sour that it was like eating ten catties of lemons. γ
[I want to see Lu Ju, don't force me to kneel down and beg you. γ
[Through the screen, I can feel Director Jing's hatred of iron and steel, but if it were me, I wouldn't be in the mood to analyze, I just wanted to watch a movie hahahaha. γ
[This group of students spoke my heart, that brush is amazing, it can write, draw, use as a weapon, and even be used as a scalpel! γ
The painting skin was screened online simultaneously yesterday, and the audience who didn't grab the tickets couldn't wait to click in, and they were so frightened that they quit.
Click in - scare out - click in again -
After a night, many people chased variety shows with red rabbit eyes, and before they could howl and paint scary, Yu Jing released another short drama of the same series.
The variety show cut Lu Juan into pieces, and the audience was confused, and finally rolled under Yu Jing's account to beg for the whole drama.
Scary?
No, no, no, we're kidding, beg for a verdict!
Yu Jing was so troubled by them that he had no choice but to put the skit on it and told the timid audience to stop in moderation.
Audience: Please call me Niu Hulu audience!
What kind of person to scare, just look at the painting skin a few more times, and everyone after evolution is fearless.
Some people said proudly that the horror movies of the ancestors are nothing more than that, and there is nothing to be afraid of.
Faced with such a cognition, Yu Jing smiled slightly and didn't say anything.
At the end of the second phase of the variety show, the rookie directors filmed a short drama again for the five teachers to evaluate.
After the last pointing, most of them have made significant progress, and the shooting technique is much smoother.
Only Zhuo Xiuwei slipped from second place last time to eighth place.
"It's not fair! I didn't regress! Zhuo Xiuwei was angry, obviously this time's shooting was no worse than the last time.
In front of the live camera, Yu Jing didn't show him mercy at all: "Yes, you haven't regressed, but everyone else is improving, so they naturally leave you far behind." After winning the second place, did you really precipitate yourself and reflect on your shortcomings? β
Zhuo Xiuwei was shocked by him, and bluffed: "Of course! β
In a program, there will be ratings when there is conflict, the director cut the camera to Yu Jing, and the audience found for the first time that the little director still has such a sharp side.
He leaned back in his chair as if he had no bones, his delicate face did not have a hint of a smile, and his dark eyes examined Zhuo Xiuwei sharply, pointing out all the deficiencies with a sharp point.
It was only at this time that everyone could not regard him as a 22-year-old young man, but an experienced gold medal director.
Zhuo Xiuwei bowed his head in embarrassment and retracted back into the crowd.
commented that Yang Zhihao Yu Jing couldn't help laughing, with his guidance, the little sheep finally controlled the whole audience and was not dominated by the actors.
As for the short drama of [Fraudulent Fundraising], Yu Jing likes it very much.
It is said that wars are frequent, and the emperor forcibly conscripts soldiers, requiring men in the prime of every household to go to war. The protagonist's father died on the battlefield and his mother was blind, and he decided to disobey the emperor's orders because he was not worried about his mother.
In order to avoid the officers and soldiers, he pretended to be sick, fell into the pit, and pretended to be a fool......
The back and forth temptations of the two sides always made the audience laugh, and even Yu Jing couldn't hold back and leaned on the chair happily.
After reading it, Yu Jing gave Yang Zhihao the highest score.
He asked Yang Zhihao: "Do you plan to make comedies in the future?" β
Yang Zhihao nodded hesitantly, looking at Yu Jing hopefully, hoping to be affirmed.
"The ancestor has a saying, I think you can think with your heart." Yu Jing restrained his smile, "The core of comedy is tragedy. An old gentleman once said - I want to write the saddest tragedy, which is full of shameless laughter. β
The two-step short dramas filmed by Yang Zhihao have a strong sense of irony, and in Yu Jing's view, the future is limitless.
Yang Zhihao muttered these two words in his mouth and nodded vigorously.
When he arrived at Xia Yifeng, Yu Jing was numb.
Xia Yifeng's short drama has strong personal characteristics and has a taste of literary melancholy. When he no longer relied on ancient books, the short dramas he filmed were very gratifying.
The young general and the daughter of your mansion, the young acquaintance, the war broke out after the marriage, the general went to the battlefield, leaving the heroine to wait in the house day after day, and finally kept the flowers to see the moon.
The sorrow that is eloquently spoken is superimposed on the heart little by little, and there is a feeling of despair in people's hearts.