Director Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 231
Yu Jing thought that the interstellar people would be more sensible, but he didn't expect to fall into the feng shui pit.
Unfortunately, he doesn't know much about it.
"Grandma Zhou, Grandma Lu, I don't know much about feng shui, you better go to an expert in ancient books." Yu Jing shrugged, directly shattering the hopes of the two.
Lu Song was very disappointed: "I went to look for it, but you don't know much about it." β
Yu Jing smiled and told them: "They have all entered the interstellar era, Feng Shui is just a comfort, the icing on the cake, don't force it." β
Zhou Qiulu covered his heart: "But I'm still uncomfortable." β
"I really want to ask for psychological comfort, Grandma Zhou, you can set up a Pixiu at home." Yu Jing smiled and proposed, "Pixiu is a sacred beast in the town, and it also has the implication of rolling wealth and driving away mildew in Huaxia. β
Both of them have watched Yu Jing's movies and TV series, and they feel that the name Pixiu is somewhat familiar, but they can't remember where they have heard it.
Yu Jing didn't remind them, took the jujube cake handed over by Ji Yasu and took a bite, the sweet but not greasy taste made his eyes light up.
Lu Song still has a good memory, and patted the table excitedly: "Pixiu was mentioned in the record of strange beasts in the mountains and seas, and it is said that he is a divine beast that likes to fight with gluttony!" β
It's the gossip that the protagonist accidentally hears when he travels.
"Okay, you bad boy, you deliberately watched our jokes." Lu Song was so angry that he pinched Yu Jing's bulging cheeks, "It hasn't even appeared, how can I worship it." β
Ji Yasu hurriedly knocked her hand off: "Speak well, don't move your hands and feet." β
Seeing that his grandson's face was pinched red, Ji Yasu glared at his friend fiercely. Lu Song withdrew his hand in embarrassment, the child's face was so soft, and he turned red without much effort.
The two elders often stuffed Yu Jing with things, and the relationship was very close, ignoring Ji Yasu's dissatisfaction, staring at the little director from the side, his eyes were full of threats.
Yu Jing's chewing action paused, and he raised his hand in surrender: "I'll draw it down immediately." β
Seeing that Zhou Qiulu and Lu Song liked these, Yu Jing not only painted dozens of Pixiu, but also a few koi.
When the two elders achieved the purpose of their trip, they got up happily and said goodbye, ready to go to the best carver, carve these things and put them at home, and did not forget to give Yu Jingsai all kinds of small gifts when they left.
Ji Yasu stared at Pixiu on the light brain and didn't speak, Yu Jing blinked her eyes and asked her empathetically, "Grandma, do you want it?" β
"Ahem, it's okay, it's pretty good."
Yu Jing wisely did not speak, it seems that no matter where he goes, the habits in the bones of the Chinese people cannot be changed.
He drew a lot of gadgets with good meanings for Ji Yasu in one go, and let her toss slowly.
This incident gave Yu Jing inspiration.
There are many wailing on the Internet that they can't find ancient books on feng shui, and it's not bad to use these to divert attention.
Thinking of this, Yu Jing came to the spirit, logged in to Xingbo, and sure enough, he saw that everyone was wailing.
[Woo...... I can't find it, I can't find QAQ anywhere, and it's useless to find a private collector this time. γ
[The child is not greedy, he just wants to make progress in his studies, have pity on me. γ
[I've taken screenshots of the movie and I'm going to study the furnishings around the tomb.] Smile. JPGγ
γJingdao! Father! Come out and say, where is your feng shui looking? γ
Crashed as if he was going crazy, he turned into an online husky and prepared to dismantle his house.
Yu Jing touched his nose, ran into the study with a weak heart, and quickly drew a few mascots with good meanings to appease everyone.
There are concentric knots that represent love, jade bamboo that works smoothly, Pixiu that attracts wealth and treasure, wishful auspicious clouds that lock in good luck, and koi fish that pray for good luck......
The more he painted, the happier he became, and finally he painted dozens of pictures, and finally Ji Yasu knocked on the door and asked him to go down to eat and put it, and then he stopped his brush with satisfaction.
After uploading these pictures to the Internet, he stretched out and went downstairs to eat with relief, regardless of the turmoil caused by these pictures on the Internet.
[Yu Jing V: I don't know feng shui either, so I've drawn a few pictures to cheer you up, continue to work hard to find it hahaha. γ
A cheerful painting style suddenly appeared in the anxious team, and the audience almost died of anger. The precarious reason reminds them that this is the director, and they can't be offended, and if they offend him, they will be finished.
Everyone ran to look at the picture with black faces, and their eyes widened wider and wider.
Each of the twenty pictures is full of annotations, origins, and meanings, which is enough to see Yu Jing's sincerity.
[I was going to go to the black market to offer a reward, but I didn't expect Director Jing to come directly to a big one. γ
[Bamboo, abacus, pixiu, golden cicada, ruyi, koi...... it! I can't find it after digging three feet into the ground, and so many suddenly pop up! γ
[This is not feng shui, it can only be regarded as a mascot. γ
[The question is why there are chopsticks and cabbage!] γ
[Chopsticks are good things in pairs, cabbage means wealth...... The ancestors were so particular about what they ate! γ
[I'm going to buy two and put them at home, I will see the Buddha beads in the movie, do you want this? ] γ
Of course, the audience knows that these things are not effective, but they are just asking for psychological comfort, but the meaning of the things is good, and they are willing to spend money to buy a good mood.
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I don't know if I went out in the morning too hurriedly and didn't dry my hair, after Yu Jing came back from the Lu family, his brain has been aching faintly.
Not the sting of the holographic cabin overused, but the groggy unawakeness.
The robot measured it, and it was indeed a fever.
Fortunately, there is always medicine at home, and Yu Jing takes the medicine to sleep, but it is not very uncomfortable. When he woke up, he found himself lying in Pei Yi's arms, his whole body warm.
"Sure enough, your body is like a furnace." He grabbed Pei Yi and didn't let go, his cheek rubbing lightly against his chest.
Pei Yi took a deep breath and warned him in a hoarse voice not to stir up the fire: "Why are you sick?" β
Hearing the news of the robot last night, Pei Yi immediately rushed back from the military headquarters, and the little director had already slept at that time, and Pei Yi did not send anyone to the hospital after making sure that he had subsided his fever.
"It may be the reason for the change of seasons, and it is normal to get sick from hot and cold."
Yu Jing got out of his arms and lifted the quilt to find slippers.
"Where to go, stay home today and have a good rest." Pei Yi frowned, not understanding what he was going to toss again.
"Not today, I made an appointment with Xiao Xia."
"The assistant again?"
"Well, the zombie movie is our last collaboration, and he will have to do it alone in the future, and he has something to tell him."
Pei Yi drove him, his expression was as cold as frost along the way, Yu Jing looked at his nose and nose, and he didn't see it.
In the cafΓ©, Yu Jing followed the guide to the corner of the second floor, and their seats were wrapped in greenery, which was well hidden.
"Guide." Chu Baixia hurriedly stood up.
Yu Jing asked him with a smile: "Are you still used to moving to a new home?" What are your upcoming shooting plans? β
Chu Baixia's fingers curled up nervously, and he hurriedly took a sip of coffee: "I get along well with my friends, and we often go to the bar to play after work." β
Yu Jing narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, this is right, going out with friends after work, it is better to play around than to be cranky.
He suspected that Chu Baixia had psychological problems some time ago because he didn't know anyone in the community and had been bored at home.
"I'm sorry, Xiao Xia, I left you alone in the community, and there are no people I know nearby, but fortunately, I found the problem in time."
Chu Baixia's eyes widened in astonishment, he didn't expect Yu Jing to apologize to him.
"How can you ...... like that," he muttered, covering his face.
Facing Yu Jing, who was full of enthusiasm, Chu Baixia felt that he was a rat in a stinky ditch, and he only deserved to live in the garbage heap.
If the other party knew that he was cooperating with Wen Qibai, he would definitely be disappointed.
Chu Baixia suddenly regretted it.
Yu Jing leaned closer: "What did you say?" β
"Nothing." Chu Baixia tugged at the corners of his mouth, "I want Director Jing to see my latest work." β
He turned on his light brain and played a skit he had recently made.
After exercising by Yu Jing's side for more than half a year, his ability to compose scenery has improved again, and the new short drama is so beautiful that it makes people breathe.
Anyway, he also brought it out by himself, although it was a little unpleasant some time ago, Yu Jing still watched it very seriously and pointed out several shortcomings.
"That's all I can teach, and it's up to you to figure it out slowly in the future."
Chu Baixia's hand shook, almost smashed the cup on the ground, and blurted out unwillingly: "Director Jing doesn't want me anymore?" β
Yu Jing frowned: "We made it very clear last time, you should be independent." β
- I thought you were just talking angry last time!
Chu Baixia's hand under the table clenched hard, and his eyes gradually became hideous.
When filming Xiangxi's corpse, he has been carefully trying to save his image, thinking that Jing Daoqi would not mention this matter again, but he didn't expect it to be true!
Without the identity of an assistant, he could only nod when he met Yu Jing in the future, and then passed by and became passers-by in each other's lives.
He doesn't want that!
Chu Baixia clenched his teeth hard, and the fishy sweet taste spread on the tip of his tongue.
The other side kept his head down and didn't speak, Yu Jing was also a little angry, and raised his voice: "Chu Baixia!" Don't be so unproductive, what's so terrible about doing it alone, it's a shame for me to be so cowardly! β
Hearing that Yu Jing was really angry, Chu Baixia hurriedly raised his head and spoke very quickly: "I know, I will definitely try my best to make achievements for you." β
Yu Jing's face softened slightly: "In addition to your excellent landscaping, your shooting techniques are very similar to that of Old Man Ping Yi, they are all steady and steady, I will write a letter to him, you can ask him if you have any problems." β
"Ping Yi ......" Chu Baixia nodded with difficulty, "Trouble Jing." β
"Of course, you can also ask me any questions, just like Yang Zhihao, write down the questions, and I will reply to the email when I have time."
"I see, thank you all the time for taking care of ......"
Has he now fallen to the point of being on the same level as Yang Zhihao?
Those rookie directors only studied with Yu Jing for a few days, and in Yu Jing's heart, they turned out to be the same!
Chu Baixia's brain went blank, and he mechanically spit out a few words of thanks.
He left the cafΓ© in a daze, looking at the passing cars, confused as to where to go next.
The faces of the passers-by began to blur, turning into distorted figures, Chu Baixia woke up suddenly, pushed away the bustling crowd and ran towards the rented place.
He ran out of breath, sweat slid down his forehead and his eyes hurt hotly, and the sound in his chest was like a worn-out bellows.
Pedestrians on the road saw his abnormal appearance of stumbling and subconsciously avoided it, so as not to get into trouble.