16 Eunuch 16
The next day, when Jiang He came over, he learned from the excited system cat that there was a tunnel in the cold palace.
He was a little surprised, and went to see the place found by the system himself, and from the outside, it really looked like it was authentic.
When he told Jiang Yun'er and Xiao Mingzhi about this, both mother and son were stupid.
They have lived in the cold palace for so long, and there is actually an authenticity?
The system cat next to it meowed, the beard on both cheeks curled up, and raised the plum paws, as if to say that everything was due to it.
Although they have only been together for a day, they know that the children already know the cat very well, and skillfully stroke: "The cat really can't get up." ”
Uncle said that the tunnels were all discovered, and all of them were really amazing cats.
As for Jiang Yun'er, she didn't think there was anything, this is a cat god, and there will always be skills that ordinary people don't have.
The child's rainbow fart makes the system cat very happy, unaware that he has fallen into the point that he needs a child to affirm.
Standing in front of the entrance of the tunnel, Jiang He first threw a torch inside, and when he saw that the torch had not been extinguished for a long time, he knew that this tunnel had a lot of air.
He said to the mother and son next to him, "You guys are watching from above, and I'll go down and take a look." ”
He didn't know what else was in the tunnel, and he didn't worry about letting the mother and son follow.
Jiang Yun'er was not at ease, she stuffed her younger brother with a broken sickle to defend herself.
If it weren't for her own body being too weak, she would have followed.
Jiang He jumped in, walked around for a while, and found that this place should not be called a tunnel, but a cellar.
The air in the cellar was well ventilated, and it was clear that the people who built it were here to take refuge, and there were still traces of human life here, and the river even found a few ingots of gold and silver in the corners, as well as some tarnished jewelry.
After Jiang He finished checking it, he pointed to the gold and silver jewelry in the corner and said to the system cat that followed up: "Oh, all the treasures are here, happy, right?" ”
The system cat is disappointed, that's all? That's it?
It was so bad that it thought there was a treasure from the previous dynasty, and it was excited for most of the night, and as soon as the host came, he immediately told him that he wanted to make a fortune together.
Although they can't take the things in the mission world, they can spend it in the mission world.
The system cat followed the river back to it.
The mother and son, who were guarding in front of the cellar, were about to be happy when they saw that they had returned safely, when they suddenly saw that the system cat did not seem to be in good spirits.
"What's wrong with the cat?" Xiao Mingzhi hugged the three-flower cat and rubbed it.
The three-flowered cat buries its face in the arms of a child, and now only a cute human cub can heal its wounded heart.
Jiang He smiled: "It's nothing, it's just that it's just a cellar below, and there is no treasure in the cellar, so it's not very happy." ”
Then he told the mother and son about the cellar, and gave them the gold, silver, and jewelry that they had brought with them.
Xiao Ming knew that his eyes were shining, like a treasure, and the days in the cold palace were difficult, and he already knew the benefits of money at a young age.
He hugged the system cat and boasted, "The cat is so powerful, a lot of money!" ”
For the first time in my life, I saw gold, and I heard that gold was worth more than silver, and that it could buy a lot of meat.
The system cat was finally comforted, and soon came to life again, feeling that this cub really had a vision and knew that it was a beckoning cat.
Jiang He patted the dust off his body, took the handkerchief from Jiang Yun'er's hand and wiped his face, and said, "Originally, I was worried that if I wantonly repaired the Little Cold Palace, it would attract attention. Now, just fix some of the badly damaged places. He looked up at the roof, which would definitely leak when it rained, "It's really not good, you can live in the cellar, give me some time, and I'll make it more comfortable than the house on the ground." ”
For example, it is warm in winter and cool in summer, and there are no insects and snakes.
Jiang Yun'er listens to her younger brother now, especially in the past few days, a large number of living materials sent by her younger brother, including oil, grain, rice, noodles, fish, meat, pork ribs, etc., and even quilts and clothes.
Although it is a small cold palace, it's not that no one comes, it's just that there are few people who usually come.
Jiang He said he would do it.
It took him a few days to finally renovate the cellar and renovate the mechanism, dividing the cellar into two layers.
"When people look at the outer layer, they think that the cellar is so big, and they don't think that there is a small room inside! The brick walls of the small room inside, I have specially reinforced, can be used as a hiding place to save your life, you must remember how to open it first. ”
Jiang Yun'er originally thought that she would simply renovate the cellar and make it suitable for human habitation, but after listening to her brother's introduction, she broke out in a cold sweat.
There is a sweat medicine in the inner room, which will be poured if the enemy comes, and there are also rainstorm pear flower needles, which are soaked in medicine, and it is guaranteed that dozens of them can be poured at a time......
"Don't be afraid of even smoking!" Jiang He gushed and said, "I'm not afraid of flooding, I've done waterproofing ......"
"Also, I also made a trap here, with poisonous thorns underneath, if it weren't for the fear that you would be afraid, I would also like to put a nest of poisonous snakes and scorpions or something into it, if the enemy falls and doesn't die half-dead, I will lose! And these things that look like switches, I'm all poisoned...... Oh, I'm still not at ease, or dig a tunnel where I can escape, and before I escape, I can throw a touch of the poisonous mist in the whole house and die, and those pursuers can only die if they spare their lives or don't spare their lives......"
Jiang Yun'er listened in a cold sweat.
Brother, don't keep your mouth shut and just kill how many people, she sounds so scared! Also, she doesn't think that the enemy will have a heart to this point, you have thought of attacking fire, water, poison and everything, it is even more hearty than the bad guy, and people will definitely not be able to calculate you!
For the first time in her life, Jiang Yuner felt that her younger brother seemed to be crooked.
Xiao Mingzhi listened with great interest, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to live in it immediately.
In the future, if a bad guy attacks, he can protect his mother behind him like a big hero, raise his little hand, sprinkle the medicine, and all the bad guys will fall!
"We know how brave we are!" Jiang He hugged the child with a smile, "Come on, come on, today my uncle will talk to you about life and ideals." ”
Xiao Mingzhi is well-behaved and cute: "Okay, uncle! ”
Jiang Yun'er: "......"
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Li Ming, who is seven years old and not yet six years old, knows that the child is facing the first problem on the road of life at this time.
In his previous life plan, he only thought about escaping from the palace with his mother, incognito, he went to be a shopkeeper or a bookkeeper to support his mother, and it was the best day for him to be able to eat and eat and wear every day.
But he didn't expect that when his uncle talked about his ideals with him, he would have such a big problem.
"Uncle, do you want me to be the emperor?" The child didn't know how shocking his uncle's words were at this time, if he was heard, he would definitely punish the nine clans, and now he was very worried, "But I don't know what to do when the emperor?" ”
I heard that what his father did every day was to choose different beauties to accompany him to sleep.
But he doesn't like those beautiful young ladies, because most of those young ladies' tempers are not very good in private, not only look down on them, but also bully them secretly.
Xiao Mingzhi suddenly remembered that his mother had said that he wanted him to marry ten wives and concubines, and it turned out that when he became an emperor, he would have to marry many wives......
"Uncle, I don't want to marry so many women." The child's voice was crying, "I really can't afford it!" ”
It was very difficult for his mother to let him raise ten, I heard that after becoming the emperor, he had to raise a large group, and his father had so many concubines that he couldn't even remember himself, so many concubines had to eat how many rice noodles every day?
The corners of Jiang He's mouth twitched, his face was full of black lines, do you think that the first thing to do when you are an emperor is to raise a woman?
It's all to blame the dog emperor for being lustful and not being a man, and he drafts at every turn, and every time he makes it vigorous, so that the first impression of the emperor of the children who don't understand anything is to raise a large group of women.
Jiang He scolded the Dog Emperor angrily in his heart.
When facing the innocent and innocent human cub, he is as gentle as a spring breeze.
"I know, your father is an exception, there are emperors in history who only marry one queen, and the queens of other families are very capable, and they can raise the emperor in turn."
Jiang He is talking about the founding emperor of Da Liang, the queen is a businessman, a very rich businessman, it is not too much to say that it is rich and rivals the country, it is said that the founding emperor can pull up a team to rebel, relying on the grain and grass provided by the queen.
How to say it, if history is a novel, the process of Liang Gao Zu being the emperor is probably "After eating soft rice, I became the emperor".
Xiao Ming couldn't help patting his little chest, his face full of joy.
It's better to marry only one, he can afford it!
Of course, it would be better if the queen could support herself, it would be very hard for him to support his mother and uncle, and his mother said that in the future, when his uncle is old, he will provide for his uncle.
"Uncle, is there any benefit to being an emperor?"
Xiao Mingzhi is young, but his life experience in the cold palace over the years has taught him that he must not do anything that is not beneficial.
Jiang He couldn't help laughing, sure enough, he was still a child, he said in a tone that coaxed the cubs: "You can eat and dress warmly, and then you can fly in the sky, run on the ground, swim in the sea, and eat whatever you want." ”
Xiao Mingzhi secretly swallowed his saliva, his face full of anticipation.
He has eaten braised pork, which is the best he has ever eaten in his life, and in his heart, it is definitely the best thing in the world, but his mother said that there are many better than braised pork in the world.
Thinking of this, the child firmly said to his uncle: "Uncle, I know that I want to be the emperor!" ”
Jiang He showed a satisfied look on his face, and said to the child in a warm voice: "I know that I can rest assured, in fact, it is not difficult to be an emperor at all, as long as I can make the people of the world eat meat, I will be a good emperor!" ”
Hearing this, the child couldn't help but feel bitter.
It's hard for him to eat meat now, so he wants the whole world to eat meat? Suddenly, I felt as if a mountain was pressing on my shoulders, and I was under undue pressure at a young age.
But what can be done? He promised his uncle that he would become emperor.