22 Eunuch 22
Whenever she thinks of her grandmother's dying words, Jiang Yun'er hates her heart, liver, spleen and lungs are tormented.
Her body seemed to be ground into a bloody paste by sharp stones, and there was a blur of blood all the time.
But she didn't even dare to cry, for fear of being discovered.
Back then, she was deliberately thrown into the cold palace, in addition to being afraid that her life experience would be discovered, the biggest reason was that she couldn't show the slightest resentment in the emperor's face.
"Jiu Hao, I understand what you mean." Jiang Yun'er wiped her face, and a cold voice squeezed out from between her lips and teeth, "But forget about leaving the palace, don't want to leave me, I will try my best to take care of my body and face, and I will find an appropriate time to seduce the emperor at that time......"
Jiang He couldn't help but stumble and almost fell.
Feelings themselves said so much, she came to such a conclusion?
He said speechlessly: "Seventh sister, I told you, do you have any misunderstanding about your appearance?" For example, do you think you look like a fairy? Or, is there any misunderstanding about the Dog Emperor's preference? ”
Jiang Yun'er blushed again and glared angrily: "I was also favored back then!" The preferences of the dog emperor have also been studied! ”
Although the dog emperor is not ugly, and he is pampered, he can still take a look. But he is older than her father, and she deserves it in her heart, coupled with the deep blood feud with the Jiang family, she can't wait to eat his flesh and blood, let alone be committed to him.
She had finally made up her mind to seduce the Dog Emperor, how could he defy her determination like this?
The river secretly thought, no, I don't despise your determination, I despise your intelligence!
He dropped the water scoop in his hand and said simply: "Seventh sister, I mean, you will leave the palace for me obediently!" When I kill the Dog Emperor, you can cuckold him openly! Before that, let's give him a cuckold secretly. ”
The Jiang family's family style is good, and there is no intrigue in the back house, which leads to the Jiang family's children being very simple.
With the simple and straightforward character of his seventh sister, he still wants to deal with the dog emperor? Whenever the Dog Emperor was mentioned, there was a look of resentment on her face that she couldn't bear, how could she hide the Dog Emperor who had become a thief too much?
Jiang He said unceremoniously: "Also, even if your appearance is restored and you are as beautiful as a fairy, you will not be favored by the emperor." ”
What kind of trick is this? When others are blind?
Jiang Yun'er couldn't help but hold her head high, "Jiulang, you don't understand anything!" The matter between men and women, let the experienced come! ”
For example, she has given birth to children, and she has a lot of experience.
Jiang He said he didn't despise her experience, but he despised her intelligence.
He sighed, "Seventh sister, haven't you noticed?" The dog emperor only likes white, young, thin, overly mature, or has given birth to a child full of motherhood, and there are relatively plump ...... The Dog Emperor doesn't like it all! ”
The Dog Emperor is such a pervert!
Due to the emotion, the voices of the two couldn't help but get louder.
In the room, children with sharp ears unconsciously stopped reading.
Hearing the argument between his mother and his uncle, he felt very uncomfortable, although he knew that another man who gave him life was not a good thing, how could it sound from his uncle's mouth, and he felt more and more like a beast?
The system cat meowed a few times outside the house in dissatisfaction, can't these two unreliable adults be quiet? Is this a topic that children can listen to?
It patted the child and told him not to be distracted or to think so much.
All you can do now is study, and as for the scumbag, there's no need to feel sorry for him! All your relatives in this world are in this little cold palace, and others are not worth half of your thoughts!
The child bit his lip and whispered to the system cat: "Cat, when I grow up, I must not become a person like my father!" ”
Not only is he not a good father, but he is not a good man!
The system cat patted him with satisfaction, feeling that the child raised by the host would not be bad, if he really became bad in the future, the host would correct it, and if it was not right, it would shoot directly.
The two adults were reminded by the system cat, and their voices did not weaken.
Jiang Yun'er glanced nervously at the other side of the room and lowered her voice, "But if you have a concubine, the emperor will still turn over the cards regularly." ”
Although Kuro's mouth is poisonous, she can't doubt that she is stupid, and she racks her brains to refute his words.
"That's for harem balance." Jiang He sighed, with Jiang Yun'er's IQ, how did she survive from the harem in the first place? He continued: "If you have no background, your mother's family is not strong, and the dog emperor is too lazy to serve. ”
As soon as he said the word "waiting", Jiang Yun'er almost laughed.
If you don't like it, you have to do business, then it really becomes the emperor serving the concubine, it doesn't sound majestic at all, it turns out that the emperor is like that.
"Didn't you notice? The women in the palace who compete for favor and beauty are all young beauties, and the concubines who have given birth to children are more dignified than the other. ”
Because it is useless to compete for favor, the emperor does not like mature women, and instead of fighting for public cucumbers, it is better to fight for a bright future for his son.
Jiang He said mercilessly.
Jiang Yun'er heard it strangely, no wonder she heard every time she heard which talented person competed for rouge and which beauty showed off the clothes on her body, but she had never heard of a concubine with children showing off rouge gouache and clothes on her head and face.
She also thought that the high-ranking concubines were high-ranked, and she didn't bother to fight for these gadgets.
The dog emperor is so beautiful, there are many and miscellaneous women in the palace, and the women selected from the people have basically never read any books, and there are many shallow eyelids, but there are also many high-ranking concubines with low backgrounds, how can they refuse to get gorgeous clothes and faces?
Is she really not smart enough? Jiang Yun'er couldn't help but be suspicious.
Jiang He loved his stupid sister for a second.
In fact, it's not stupid, it's that she is too simple, and with the upbringing of the Jiang family, the girls of the Jiang family have the style of generals, but it is difficult to fight with the human palace.
He still took some time to teach the little apprentice in the imperial dining room to make Tianma pig brains, and let him offset the food he made with the tuition fee, so as to complement the form, hoping that the seventh sister could be smarter.
and knew that he could only rely on his uncle, he was afraid that Jiang Yun'er would teach a stupid white sweet.
After watering the vegetable patch, it was already late.
Jiang He was about to leave, and he said to the children in the house: "I know, my uncle left first." ”
Xiao Mingzhi stood up to send his uncle, and then heard words that made the mother and son doubt their lives.
"I've done a good job with this accompaniment today, so let it be your teacher in the future, and ask it if you don't understand anything."
Knowingly: "......"
Jiang Yun'er: "......"
Ask a cat? A cat as his master?
The system cat was about to protest against the extra work assigned to it by the dog host, but when it turned its head and saw the child's expression, it instantly forgot to accuse the host.
It jumped up unhappily and slapped the child with its soft plum claws.
What do you mean? Is it doubtful that it is illiterate or not?
It's the most literate of artificial AI! It is also the most knowledgeable!
It has seen dozens of times more of the world than this child and his mother combined, and it can't teach a child well?
**
In the blink of an eye, the weather is dizzy.
The masters in the palace are okay, and the palace people who are waiting are crowded into a small space, and they are simply spending their days like years.
There are too many people in the palace until there are too many people suffering from heat stroke, so the queen has to order that when it is the hottest time at noon, let those palace people who are waiting have nothing to do and can rest for an hour.
The queen's move is naturally not to sympathize with the palace people, but to buy people's hearts.
When Jiang He returned to the bedroom, he instinctively held his breath.
The summer is too hot, there are still a little more people in the four-person room, and the eunuch's urinary system has problems, and the smell is even more ecstatic than the smell of winter feet.
Every time the system saw his patience, it would smile and ask him if he wanted to climb up again, preferably with a single room.
Jiang He said calmly: "Don't worry, I have my own plans." ”
Every time he said that, he said it too much, and the system didn't bother to pay attention to it.
On a summer afternoon, a few fathers-in-law in the next room chatted with bare white chicken-like arms, and the big sunflower fan shook and flew.
"I envy those who have a separate room."
"By the way, didn't I say earlier that Gonggong Yang was appreciated by nobles and could live in a private room?"
"It seems to be gone, haven't you seen that Yang Gonggong's face has been particularly ugly recently? Don't come over there. ”
Jiang He leaned against the bed, his brows furrowed, the room was smelly and hot, and he decided to go out and find a shade.
Just as he was about to get up, a father-in-law in the same room said in surprise: "Xiaohezi, you don't even sweat on this hot day?" ”
The other fathers-in-law also looked at him enviously, feeling that Xiaohezi was not as clean as a eunuch, and there was not even any smell on his body.
I can't complain that those mothers love to ask him to serve.
Jiang Hadao: "That's because I bathe frequently!" You can also pour a bucket of well water on your head, cool and clean. ”
Everyone was a little moved, but they didn't dare to think about it.
They can't get sick easily when they are slaves, not to mention that medicine is difficult to get, but mainly because if they are sick, they can't go to the master's side to serve, and some work can't be done.
There is a radish and a pit in this palace, if you finally climb to the top, your work will suddenly be topped, and you will have nowhere to cry.
"Forget it, let's buy more barrels and dry the water."
The sun is big in summer, put the water in the sun and expose it, and you can take a comfortable warm bath in the evening, this is the way to bathe the poor in summer, Chai He is so rare, they are not those harem concubines who can enjoy Chai He boiling water.
Everyone was chatting, only Gonggong Yang sat quietly on the side, looking at Jiang He's back thoughtfully, and then quietly left the room and walked out.
Jiang Hexiang glanced at it casually.
After paying a little attention, he also joined the small talk of this group of fathers-in-law, analyzing and integrating the information obtained, no matter how small the information is, it can't be ignored, maybe it will be used one day.
Sure enough, when he integrated several pieces of unrelated information, he discovered the identity of the palace maid who died in the lake of Xiaolenggong last time and half of her body was gnawed off by fish.
By the way, the murderer was also analyzed, and the only one who would kill people in this way was the women of the harem.
The palace maid who is too motivated feels betrayed by the master, although the cause of death is different, the result is the same.
Jiang He sat there crookedly, not having any idea of doing the right thing for the sky, just thinking that there was one more material for educating Xiao Mingzhi.
Men talk about it, but they have to be responsible!
Obviously, there is an owner, but he still chats about the palace people who are served, and the culprit is undoubtedly the dog emperor!