42 Holy Monk 1
In the system space, the rounded system lies in the corner.
Don't look at it as just a round ball, but after practice, it now kneels in a very standard position, and only hopes that the host will be able to lightly touch it.
Jiang He felt the dignity of a man for a long time, and his feelings were complicated.
Fifty years! In the last world, he was a eunuch for fifty years! Don't talk about that taste! Men only know how to cherish after they really lose.
In fact, Jiang He didn't want to leave early, but the black-hearted emperor who was taught by him would look at him with tears in his eyes every time he thought about it, "Is my uncle leaving me again?" β
At that time, the emperor was already a middle-aged man with a scruffy beard and a high hairline, and the appearance of a handful of tears and snot was spicy!
Even the queen didn't want to see him, and whenever this happened, he turned around and left, saving his eyes from being ugly.
Jiang He couldn't help but reflect, he must be too capable, and the black-hearted nephew felt too comfortable to lie down and win, and he wished that he would not retire for the rest of his life and work until he died!
Now, though, he's finally free.
Jiang He, who was relieved, was in high spirits, "System, this time we must pick a world where you don't have to work!" β
In the last world, Jiang He felt that he was tired, and he also wanted to lie down and win once!
He threatened: "If you dare to make me a eunuch again, I will give you a virus to the center of your system and make you a genderless system!" β
The system shuddered.
Even the system has a gender.,It's a cute system boy.,There are a lot of system girls who show favor to it.,Mixed up in the system.,Spirited.γ
The system scolded in his heart, it was really hateful, the dog host was duplicitous, obviously he was having fun, the host was afraid of deducting points, and he didn't dare to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy in person, so he quietly taught a female god to give advice in secret, and almost knocked down half the world.
Those intrigues, it is afraid of all the well-informed people!
It's also so hearty, it's so dirty!
The system quickly picks the next quest world.
"Host, pick it well, the points in this world are high." It smiled flatteringly, "It's a simple task, you just need to move your mouth." β
"Yes!" Jiang He was very satisfied, lying still, only moving his mouth, which was very suitable for him.
This time, he also has to lie down and win once, as a vacation for himself.
**
Jiang He looked around at the empty and dilapidated temple, looked up at the roof, such a big hole, it must be very sad when it rains.
And the Bodhisattva in the temple, this must be the Bodhisattva of the beggar world, right?
He reached out and touched his bare skull, which was as sparkling as a light bulb in the sunlight, and touched his empty belly.
Yes, this time the river is dressed as a bald donkey - no, it should be said that it is a holy monk.
From memory, I know that when the original owner was old, he mixed very well, and even the emperor in the palace had to be called a national teacher, and when the common people mentioned him, they either shouted "god" or "holy".
It stands to reason that a winner in life should be like this, and there should be no regrets.
But the original owner spent the rest of his life repenting, and he did good deeds and accumulated virtues all his life, all of which were one person.
After he became a Hu person, he killed countless people from the Central Plains, and was later ordered by this realm
The son of luck directly cut off the head of his own son.
"Born but not raised, what a scumbag!" Jiang He couldn't help muttering, even if he became the original owner now, he would have to scold.
The system corrected: "He saw through the red dust because his wife died, and his husband and wife are very affectionate, and he can't be called a scumbag, he can only be said to be a scumbag." β
Jiang He sneered.
Yes, your wife died, and you escaped into the empty door with a big idea, but have you ever thought about your seven-year-old son?
A seven-year-old child, suddenly without his father, how can he live?
Jiang He condemned the original owner in his heart and asked, "What is the wish of the original owner?" β
The system cautiously said: "He wants to be a holy monk, and be a good father!" β
Even if the tasker is allowed to take over his body, the original owner is not happy that his body is defiled by other women, he is a monk, so the tasker can only be a monk.
Want to be vulgar? No way!
The corners of Jiang He's mouth twitched slightly, and he understood, in this life, his character is to stand and stand, serve a cup of good green tea, permeated with lotus fragrance, and shout "Holy Monk".
It's a beautiful thought.
"Host, this mission doesn't seem to be easy to do, does it?" During the system period, Ai Ai said, in fact, I was too happy to do it.
If it's not good, you must consume to buy gold fingers, and the host will be blinded by merit and points, and it should not be too beautiful.
It implicitly reminds, "Look, who becomes a holy monk can have a son?" "You have a son, who believes that you are a pure heart and few desires, and the difficulty of the task seems to be really difficult?
So, goldfinger has to be bought? The system is looking forward to it.
The system continues to recommend, "There is also a Buddha cultivator among those taskers, and the "Buddha Cultivation Task Guide" he wrote can be purchased for only 1,000 points, and the host can buy a copy for reference! There is also this magical wooden fish, which can improve the attention of the audience, and now it is on sale! There is also this tongue-filled lotus, I guarantee that you scold TMD and others will listen to Sanskrit, now special, don't 9999, only 8888! β
Jiang He looked at his face in the mirror and was quite satisfied.
The original owner can become a master so quickly, and this face definitely plays a very big role! With white skin and long legs, even if he is dressed in a sack, he can be immortal, and he feels a little "immortal" just by standing there without speaking.
The original owner's bone and skin are first-class, the skull is superior, and the beauty of the bald head has skyrocketed, which is a few points better than when there is no bald head.
As the saying goes, a bald head can test a man's appearance the most, and this is the case with the original owner.
A man is a teenager until he dies, and the old man whose original owner is in his twenties can still give people a pure and clear sense of youth, as if it is growing in reverse.
Jiang He sighed in his heart, if he went to modern society, what kind of monk would he be just by relying on the face of the original owner? It can definitely be mixed into the top stream, or the kind that is popular all over the world!
The system is very speechless, so what about Goldfinger? Whether to buy it or not, give me a word!
The host of the door slamming the door doesn't seem to hear its sales, is this the meaning of resolutely not wanting to buy the gold finger?
The system is so angry that it takes out the flow soda tons and tons to drink, and if you don't buy it, you will say it early! It's a system, yes, and it costs traffic to talk about it.
The system reminded: "The current point in time is that the original owner has been away from home for two years, and his son Jiang Siyin has been missing for a year and a half. β
This time is very spiritual, which is equivalent to the original owner's front foot ordination
door, and the son's hind feet are gone.
"Ahem......"
Jiang He, who was still studying the beauty of the original owner, felt that his throat suddenly itched.
The original owner was still at a low point in his life at this time, he bought an inaccessible mountain, inherited the temple that was about to collapse on the top of the mountain, and a copper plate on his body was gone, and it happened that the weather changed, it rained heavily outside the house, and it rained lightly inside the house, and the cold and cough were not good for nearly a month.
Under the staring eye of the dead fish in the system, Jiang He took out a pill he had made himself before and swallowed it, ensuring that the medicine could be cured in one night.
Looking at his appearance of slamming the door, the system felt that he didn't see it.
Hehe, it must have been too neat when he killed the family in the last world, and the merit points were deducted too distressing, and the dog's host's slashing strength escalated again. Obviously, there is a miracle medicine in the mall that cures the disease in one second, but he just doesn't buy it, and would rather eat it made by himself!
A bad medicine that only works overnight, and you don't earn a dime of points for it, right?!
After taking the medicine, Jiang He sat down to rest.
The original owner's wind chill this time was particularly severe, and he still had an old problem in the second half of his life, and whenever the weather changed, he coughed like a big hole in his lungs. To tell the truth, this pill can be cured, and in the next thousand years, Jiang He feels that he dares to call himself a miracle doctor, and he definitely doesn't need to blush and be weak.
Jiang He chatted with the system while resting, "Tong, why don't you advance it for a year and a half?" If the original owner has not left home, or before the son has disappeared, the task is much simpler. β
The tone of the system is long: "Host, the difficulty points are high." β
Jiang He said that he understood, in short, the time anchor point was wrong again, and it couldn't be fixed, so don't say it so nicely.
"Host, what now?" The system asked, "Shall we go buy a fast horse and rush to the frontier?" Jiang Siyin is now raising sheep for the Hu people! By the way, he also recognized a Hu couple as his father...... Hurry up, take advantage of the fact that the feelings are not deep, and quickly snatch him back. β
Jiang He waved his hand and said slowly: "This is not in a hurry, let's farm first." β
Anyway, the Hu people's father and mother who his son recognized him poured out his heart and lungs, and now his feelings have been cultivated, and his son's identity as half of the Hu people has not been brushed in vain in this life, and the way to become an official in the future of the Daqing Dynasty has been blocked.
He is now going to bring the original owner's son back, which can be described as a hundred harms but no benefits, and it will also affect him to become a holy monk.
After the rest, Jiang He did not delay for a moment, picking up a hoe and going to the back mountain to weed.
There is a large area of land here, all of which have been opened up to grow vegetables, even if it is no problem to raise a hundred monks.
Soon Jiang He vetoed his idea, and he still couldn't raise a hundred, because the land was too barren.
There are dozens of families at the foot of this mountain, and if the land on the mountain was very fertile, someone would have come to open up the wasteland.
However, after two hours of busy work, Jiang He felt that his body was too weak.
The original owner's physical fitness is not very good, and starting tomorrow morning, he will get up early to exercise and exercise his body as soon as possible.
Back in the broken temple, Jiang He took a towel to wipe off the sweat behind him, bathing is a luxury, the spring water is a little far from here, from the memory of the original owner, the spring water is halfway up the mountain.
He thought casually, could it be that in the future, it would be a monk to carry water to drink?
After changing his clothes, Jiang He went to cook.
He scooped out half a bowl of rice from the rice bucket and cooked it, then mixed it with the pickle gnocchi that he had been looking for in the kitchen for a long time and finally turned over, and ate it with a sigh
After sweating, I finally slept peacefully at the sound of raindrops falling into the wooden basin in the house.
The next day, Jiang He woke up early in the morning and remembered something.
"I suddenly remembered that a monk can become a national teacher with a mouth cannon, but a monk can't eat meat. ()β
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disappeared for a few days, after eating the gold medal salesman's traffic feast,
The system finally regained its strength and came out and said, "Host, do you want Goldfinger?" The Spell of Strength allows you to become a strong man with one click, digging through the ground is extremely simple, and you are now bald ...... Monk, this one-click scripture pass is only 99% off! By the way, do you want this holy monk aura? Although it costs 100,000 points, as long as you wear it, everyone will recognize you as a high monk and holy monk. β
Unlike now, the host is only able to bluff people on the outside.
Jiang He stopped and asked, "Isn't this task only 100,000 points?" β
The system was speechless, and then said confidently: "Other hosts will definitely not be able to earn it, but the host is different, you have a lot of merit points in each world, and one merit can be exchanged for ten points, Tongzi, I have confidence in you!" β
The system remembers the previous world, and it earned so much merit as a cat, and the host would definitely earn more.
The system forum said that the host and the system are complementary, and its host picks the door, and it is the moonlight clan, and it changes the skin and sends a traffic meal to the five system girls it knows, but it makes them happy.
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Jiang He was unmoved, "I believe that my personality charm should be better than my halo!" β
I also want to know that the system has spent all the points again, so I will spare no effort to persuade him to buy gold fingers so that he can get rebates.
The disappointed system muttered secretly, "Sure enough, it's an iron rooster!" β
Whether it's points or merits, the host never spends it indiscriminately, the gold fingers lying in the background are half given away and half sold in the mall, and some are even drawn in free lotteries, most of those gold fingers are useless, and the system itself is disgusted and feels that it is in the way.
But the host not only picks, but also loves to pick up rags, and none of those waste gold fingers are reluctant to throw away!
After turning over the vegetable field, the river found the vegetable seeds and sprinkled them.
Spring rain is as expensive as oil, so you don't need to bother watering it.
The system kept talking, "Host, your temple looks so bad, the Bodhisattva will be wronged, right?" There is a temple in the mall, modeled after the Tianlian Temple where the Buddha of the Xiuzhen Realm lives, and today it is eight or eight
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"Think about it, a splendid and magnificent temple suddenly appeared in the middle of this mountain field, it will definitely attract a lot of pilgrims, maybe the emperor of this country will recognize you as a national teacher, and your task will definitely be completed quickly and well."
The sun was warm at noon, and the farmers at the foot of the mountain were busy planting their fields, and the little girls were busy picking wild vegetables.
The river does not lift its head, but digs the pond with a shovel.
The spring water is sweet, dig a small pool, lay pebbles, and plant a circle of flowers around it, and the artistic conception will come out immediately.
He casually asked, "Is it free?" β
The system can't help but be stuffed, this is a dead door!
"You're going to have to spend money anyway, and this temple will collapse if you don't build it."
Jiang He put the shovel aside, and the pool of water that had been dug was filthy, and the stone paving had to come tomorrow.
He picked up a spoon and scooped water to water the flowers, the flowers were all newly transplanted, no matter what kind of variety, they were planted in one go, and they could survive anyway.
Listening to the system's words, his face showed a look of realization, "You reminded me, I decided to prostitute for nothing." β
System:???? How do you prostitute for nothing?
After the rain stopped for two days, it started to fall again.
Jiang He built a shelf for the newly planted flowers, repaired the lobby of the ruined temple and the room where he was going to sleep a little, especially the roof, and the rest of the place, he held various containers for rainwater.
We'll have to wait until the rain stops completely.
The thin rain and mist seem to cast a thin veil on the green mountain, the trees are greener, the flowers are more beautiful, and the whole world is picturesque, and there is no natural landscape fun.
The rivers boil water to make tea, drink coarse tea and enjoy the rain scene, and then enjoy the vegetables that can't wait to sprout when they are just planted.
He sighed: "This year is going well, and it will definitely be a bumper harvest year. β
He pondered in his heart, in a few days, he would pick vegetables from the field to make vegetable cakes, not that he was boasting, brushing the sauce he made, the sparse vegetable cakes were three points more delicious than meat.
When a monk eats vegetarian food for a day, since there is no meat to eat, then the vegetarian dishes must be made more delicious than meat, otherwise this day is really unpassable.
The system spares no effort to continue to sell: "Host, Bigu Dan is discounted, very cheap!" Think about it, if you don't eat and you're still alive, if the emperor of this plane knows, he will definitely treat you as an immortal......"
"No talk!" Jiang He resolutely refused, "Most of the joy of life comes from food, if there is no food, what is the meaning of living?" "Even if he goes to the True Realm to cultivate, his first choice is to become a chef, and it is impossible to be a bald donkey.
Jiang He touched his chin, he was glad that he didn't go to the cultivation realm, how pitiful the monks in the cultivation realm were, they could only eat Bigu Dan, and the cultivation was even more pitiful, and they didn't even eat Bigu Dan.
The system that aspires to be a gold medal salesman will never admit defeat, "In that case, do you want Lingquan?" As long as there are 10,000 points, there is a big vat, and these mortal vegetables will be ripe tomorrow......"
In the rain and mist, the green vegetables that have already emerged with faint green shoots are very happy when they are watered by the rain, and it seems that they can be heard greedily drinking water and trying to stretch and grow.
Jiang He looked at his vegetable patch and asked, "Can you try it?" β
"Of course." The system gave three drops of trial packs.
"It's stingy." The river complained, dissolved a drop of water, and poured it all over the vegetables.
Vegetables at a speed visible to the naked eye
The degree is stretched, and it can be eaten in a week at most.
The system said excitedly: "Look, look, how good the effect is, how about it, buy a bucket?" β
Eagerly, it pulled out a mini keg, not much bigger than a cup.
Jiang He looked at it with disdain, "So, this is what you call a big barrel?" "Hehe, never trust the buyer's show.
The system innocently said: "I'm talking about a big bucket relative to my size. "It's just a petite little ball, and this bucket is big enough for it." Host, do I need to deduct points for you? You don't need to do it yourself......"
Jiang He flatly refused, "Don't buy it!" β
The system mall is really a profiteer, and the primary host can't get 10,000 points for a task, so a cup of Lingquan is 10,000 points, why don't you grab it!
The system does not give up, "Host, this spiritual spring has many benefits, not only can speed up the growth of food, but also increase the body's resistance, it is not a dream to live a long life, in addition, it can also beautify and nourish ......"
Jiang He was a little moved, "Then can you continue to try it?" β
The system immediately showed dead fish eyes, "No, not a drop!" β
Damn, it decided to get into a relationship with the host, and it doesn't believe that the host can never spend points!
**
The rain finally stopped.
The mountains are quieter, the trees are greener, the birdsong is more pleasant, and the rivers have begun their own infrastructure madness.
There are many trees on the mountain, he didn't cut too much, just he alone, repairing the Buddha hall and the back few wings, it is enough.
The rainy season is over, and the next day is sunny and the trees are drying quickly enough to move on to something else.
Jiang He works very energetically, and he does everything himself, interpreting what it means to be an all-round boss.
The system was speechless, and was also a little helpless, "Host, do you need to burn the tiles yourself?" "It's good to change rooms with one click, and its host is not a pitiful little budding newcomer with few points.
Jiang Hadao: "You don't understand. "Every brick, tile, flower and grass is built by my own hands, what a sense of accomplishment.
After the tiles were burned, the river rubbed repeatedly, and then fell into deep thought.
He looked at it in the sunlight and said, "It's a pity. β
The system doesn't understand, what's the pity?
However, Jiang He did not answer his question, but went to the mud mining place to observe for a long time, and then smiled with satisfaction.
The system is even more incomprehensible, it only knows that the host is as fierce as a tiger, and when it looks back, it looks back at the tiles two hundred and five!
Its host is so addicted to being a mason that the system gets bored when it looks at it, so it has to download the show to pass the time.
The longest mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama in the world of 3,000, a full 100,000 episodes, the system just watched the beginning, and when I came back to my senses, a corner of the temple had been built, although it was not as brilliant as imagined, but the blue-black bricks and tiles, and the white walls were quite elegant.
The host who was slammed again by the system was speechless: "Host, how cheap this bowl and cup are, not to mention that you can buy them under the mountain, there are a lot of them in the system mall, one point can buy a whole set, do you need to start the kiln yourself?" β
Jiang He poured a cup of water slowly, a teacup made of bamboo tubes, with the fragrance of bamboo in the tea, and the wild tea in the mountains and fields had a little more flavor.
"You don't understand the joy of prostitution." He coughed a few times and asked the system, "If there is a deal in the mall, will it be handled."
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It's a pity that there are no trial supplies for the tableware.
Jiang He also snorted coldly and twisted his face, all those who asked him for money were his enemies!
He continued to bow his head and dig kilns, crossing thousands of professions, as long as you wear a lot, you can be the champion in three hundred and sixty lines!
After watching a few more episodes, the system took the time to focus on the host.
The appearance and style of the bowls and cups burned by the host can only be called quaint, after all, as a monk, the tableware is too fancy and people still suspect that you are not sincere. Then the host made a set of tea sets, and there was no difference between it and the tableware burned before, and the system laughed secretly, spending so much effort, it was better to spend a small amount of points to wholesale a lot of it in the mall.
Jiang He was very satisfied with this tea set, he reclined on the clean floor, looked up at the stars in the sky, and drank tea comfortably.
The system is bored, it thinks the host is sick, and when it gets to the mountains, it spends its days busy with things that it thinks is a waste of time.
"Host, have you forgotten your cheap son in the steppe? If you don't go to him again, he will completely become a Hu man. β
Jiang He took a sip of tea, "Don't worry, I'll go when I'm famous enough." β
Which is more noble, the son of an ordinary bald donkey, or the son of a national teacher? I can think of it with my ass.
Especially now that the cheap son has recognized the Hu people as his parents, if his reputation is not big enough, the son will not want to have a good reputation in Daqing in the future, and when Daqing and the Hu people start a war, the son of fate will kill the cheap son again, and the task will be a complete failure.
After another sip of tea, Jiang He touched a freshly steamed rice cake and stuffed it into his mouth, squinting his eyes comfortably, how comfortable it was to lie with his brain empty!
The people below the mountain looked up curiously.
"What's going on? How can there be smoke in the mountains? β
"Isn't there a temple on the mountain, maybe another monk will come to live."
The young villagers were surprised, "Hasn't the temple on this hill collapsed yet?" β
There is a large bamboo forest in the mountain behind the temple, they have all gone to dig bamboo shoots, sometimes in the heavy rain, they go to the temple to hide from the rain, the temple is really broken and even the rats do not want to stay longer.
An uncle said, "I saw a young monk go up the other day. β
"No, the one who went up is obviously a fairy!" The eldest lady's eyes lit up when she spoke, "Only the gods in the sky can be so handsome!" βοΌ
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