48 Holy Monk 7
Although Shilan Temple is only a small temple, and there is only one monk in the temple, its reputation is known and unknown to everyone in Wutong County and even Fucheng.
The story of the 300-round battle between Master Xuanji and the Great White Snake has been written into a script, and it is said that a troupe is turning it into a drama on stage and preparing to perform it in various places.
When the parrot learned about it, he was very unconvinced: "I also want to be the protagonist of the drama, why doesn't anyone write the story of my battle against the Great White Snake and the complete victory?!" ”
After listening to it, the corners of his mouth twitched, "Parrot Daxian, this drama is performed by people, and this snake ancestor is also played by people...... he said particularly implicitly, "No one can play a parrot, even if it is a child, the size is too big." ”
If this parrot is plucked and peeled, I don't know if it weighs half a catty, and the newly born children are more than half a catty.
The parrot was so angry that he bullied the big white snake again.
Yu was sad to see outside, and he didn't go to this mouth if he knew it, so that the snake ancestor was bullied again.
The pharmacy at the temple is extremely busy every day.
"Hurry up and boil the fetal pills, the master said that there are pregnant women with signs of miscarriage!"
When the little guy who nominally came to worship the Buddha heard about this, he quickly began to skillfully grasp and boil the medicine.
These days, what they do most neatly is to grab medicine and boil medicine, thinking that in the future, if the lord doesn't want them, he can go to the pharmacy to find a job.
Yu Yuanwai glanced at the busy pharmacy and couldn't help muttering, "Today's patient ...... No, how can most of today's pilgrims be women? Master, I'm almost half an infertility doctor. ”
He suspected that this was not a temple, but a pharmacy built on a hill, and the doctor who sat in the hall just happened to have no hair.
Jiang He is taking the pulse of a woman in her early twenties.
The old woman next to the woman was obviously her mother-in-law, and the look in the young woman's eyes seemed to be eager to eat her.
The woman was born delicately, and cried and complained: "Master, but the slave family can't give birth? The slave family has been married for four years, and the mother-in-law said that she was going to divorce the slave family, woo woo woo ......"
The old woman immediately raised her voice and rebuked angrily: "You are not even as good as a hen! The hen never pesters the rooster, and lays an egg every day, and you can't give birth to my son every day, shameless little vixen! ”
Hearing such vulgar words, Jiang He's brows didn't move.
He is used to all kinds of living beings.
The old woman's voice was so loud that it was difficult for people outside to hear it, and it was so vulgar that the patients waiting outside frowned.
Master Xuanji originally only lectured in the Buddhist hall, but there were too many patients, and most of them were women, so for the sake of privacy, he specially set up a consultation office.
The consultation area is separated by a curtain, so if you speak in a low voice, people outside cannot hear you.
The pair of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law who came today, whether it is a delicate and crying daughter-in-law or a shrew-faced mother-in-law, they don't know how to write in a low-key manner, and they stage a mother-in-law drama for the patients waiting outside.
The woman with the child couldn't help but cover her child's excited eyes, for fear that they would fail to learn.
In a moment, however, the women's eyes widened and they listened with great interest.
Because the master seemed to be impatient, he said to his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, who had a lot of plays: "Your daughter-in-law has no problem, she can give birth, call your son over!" ”
When the mother-in-law heard this, she couldn't help but scream: "What? Why is there a problem with my son? Isn't it all a woman's business to have a child? ”
The patient listening outside couldn't help but interject: "The master said, women are the land, and men are responsible for sowing seeds, planting melons and getting melons, planting beans and getting beans, this is no melon and no beans, no matter how fertile the land is, it can't grow!" ”
The old woman was so angry that she hid her face and walked away.
The delicate daughter-in-law blushed, as if she had taken a big tonic pill, and she walked with confidence, and it was obvious that there must be a war when she returned home.
The women around who were good at house fighting said to the daughter next to her: "Don't look at the old woman who has the upper hand, in fact, the little daughter-in-law didn't suffer at all, she pulled her husband's heart into her hands." ”
Jiang He, who was buzzing in his ears, couldn't help but roll his eyes, and considered whether to put the big white snake in the house, otherwise these people would treat his Shilan Temple as a stage, and it was not clean.
In addition to being busy, Jiang He took the time to look at the waiting and patients outside, and suddenly remembered the original dream of salted fish.
He originally came to this world for a purpose, only lying on salted fish, and doing nothing but mouth cannons? How did it come to this?
The parrot couldn't help but quack, gloating, who told you not to be a magic stick to be a miracle doctor!
As witty as it is, the host wants to prostitute its labor for nothing a hundred years earlier!
The parrot waved its wings and went to have a small meeting with its little brother, how smart it is, it has found a little brother who can take the class, from today on, it will be liberated!
Over time, more and more women spread the good news, resulting in the reputation of Master Xuanji of Shilan Temple and Master Sending Children everywhere.
More and more people have come to ask for children, and the villagers of Zhangjia Village have recently made a small fortune.
There are many people who are asking for children, and many of them have to go back to the doctor, and accommodation is a big problem.
The villagers cleaned their houses and rented them out, earning income every day, and were grateful to Master Xuanji.
The parrot is also famous, this parrot is so lazy to eat and do it, it actually subdues the cats in the village, and makes them stare at the pilgrims who go up the mountain, and they are not allowed to cut in line, and if they are disobedient, they will go to the big white snake.
There is a snake fairy who comes forward, and I believe that everyone will obediently line up without trouble.
Zhang Dog at the head of the village was about to be scared to death, he didn't know that his cat was also a sperm, and he was called around by the parrot demon.
"Flowey? You're really not successful? He asked the little flower cat at home repeatedly.
The little flower cat meows and pushes a fat mouse in front of its owner.
Zhang Goudan doesn't eat mice, he touched its cat's head: "Huahua can catch such a big mouse, it's amazing?" Did you learn it from your elf seniors? I don't eat mice, so if you can, catch me a fish? ”
The little flower cat looked at her master with disdain, and dragged the mouse to the corner to enjoy it herself.
The two-legged beast is useless, and it can't even catch fish!
**
The imperial palace in the capital was also lively at this time.
The monks and Taoist priests who were invited by the emperor to the palace to catch ghosts were among the best masters and Taoists in the capital, and they were quite famous among the people.
Fortunately, the ghost matter has finally been satisfactorily resolved.
"That female ghost is actually my concubine?" The emperor rarely had a weak heart, and then threw the pot on the heads of hundreds of civil and military officials, "I said that I don't want so many concubines, and I don't need money for food and clothing!" can
They just don't give up, and stuff their daughters, nieces and granddaughters into my harem...... As if I didn't have anything to do with them, I wouldn't reuse them! ”
Ping'an's father-in-law stood aside with his head bowed, wisely not speaking.
The emperor circled in the hall depressedly.
"There are so many women in this place, it's not my fault that I didn't have time to be lucky." The emperor gritted his teeth, "Who knew that they were too obsessed and became ghosts, if they didn't enter the palace that day, find a wishful gentleman ......"
When you are an emperor, if you don't want to become a faint monarch, you have to be busy with government affairs, and you don't have much personal time from morning to night, let alone enter the harem to be a concubine.
Especially the current Emperor Daqing, he is only interested in expanding the territory, the women in the harem are nothing, they feel empty and lonely, they are easy to think too much, think too much and are easy to be depressed, and if they are depressed, they are easy to die.
The emperor couldn't help but sigh, and he decided to consult with the empress to see if there was a way to send those concubines who had not yet been pampered out of the palace...... Well, get married.
In fact, he actually knew vaguely in his heart that most of the pots that the women in the harem couldn't give birth to were his, so he wouldn't delay these beautiful women.
The emperor and the empress discussed for most of the day, and when they returned to the Qianming Palace, the secret guard came in to report.
The Secret Guard hid in the shadows, reporting to the Emperor what they had found.
"General Weiyuan got married ten years ago, and he has no children so far, his wife Lin took the sin of childlessness on her body, and also made a jealous appearance that she couldn't tolerate a concubine, no one suspected that it was General Weiyuan who was injured somewhere on the battlefield......"
"If it weren't for the emperor's order, General Weiyuan and his wife would not have gone to Shilan Temple, and now the general's wife, Lin, is one month pregnant."
The emperor's breathing instantly became rapid, and he leaned over slightly, "What is the reason for General Weiyuan's infertility?" ”
"Master Xuanji said that he was cold and then heated, and it was strange that the seeds did not die when this cold was hot." The dark guard replied with a glance, repeating what Master Xuanji said on the spot, "General Weiyuan said that in the battle eight years ago, he pursued the auspicious khan and was separated and fell unconscious in the snow pit, and was later rescued, but because of the cold constitution, he fell in love with taking a hot bath, and every time he took a bath, it was a tea time, and the master asked him to try the water temperature of the bath on weekdays, and it is said that the water temperature of General Weiyuan's bath is higher, and he can boil eggs......"
All in all, because of the cold, when General Weiyuan took a hot bath, the water temperature was extremely high, and he could boil eggs.
The emperor couldn't help but ponder, as soon as the master said this, he understood, whose seeds can be boiled, no wonder they don't germinate.
He asked, "Since the master is a miracle doctor, he must have helped General Weiyuan diagnose and treat him." ”
"Yes, the master clearly said that General Weiyuan's cold is in the bones, and taking a hot bath will not help, and one cold and one hot will hinder life......"
The secret guard didn't say that the general's wife Lin was frightened at that time, and immediately knelt down and begged the master to save her husband.
Jealous women are not jealous of women, not to mention, the deep affection of the lady really moved General Weiyuan, the two husbands and wives held hands and looked at each other, and then hugged each other, and the master muttered to eat dog food in a low voice.
The secret guard hid his puzzlement, the parrot raised by the master only asked the village cat to help maintain the order of the pilgrims, as if he didn't look for a dog, why did he say that he ate dog food?
The dark guard didn't show a trace on his face, and still narrated flatly, "Later, the master took out a silver needle and pierced it on General Weiyuan's knee, and the tip of the silver needle was as cold as smoke, and after a while, ice crystals appeared, freezing the silver needle
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"It was a summer day, and the weather was very hot, and my subordinates were sure that the ice crystals could not be faked...... Later, for the convenience of diagnosis and treatment, General Weiyuan and his wife lived at the foot of the mountain for a month, and after a month, the master said that General Weiyuan was in good health, and Mrs. Weiyuan became pregnant a month after returning to Beijing. ”
The emperor was silent for a while, "Sure enough, it's a miracle doctor...... Holy monk! ”
The Dark Guard bowed his head and did not speak.
At this time, the voice of Ping'an's father-in-law sounded outside: "Your Majesty, General Weiyuan asks to see!" ”
The emperor was a little puzzled, what did General Weiyuan do when he came here at this time?
Although he was puzzled, he still let General Weiyuan come in.
General Weiyuan is tall and big, strong as a hill, at first glance he is a standard general, and he usually does not smile, and his fierce appearance is very capable of bluffing people.
However, at this time
General Weiyuan smiled so much that his eyes narrowed into a slit, and when he came in, he shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, the minister is going to have a cub!" ”
The emperor was envious, jealous and hateful, and just wanted to kick General Weiyuan away.
When the two went to the battlefield together, the emperor was also saved by General Weiyuan, and the two formed a deep friendship.
After getting married, they are all bosses and difficulties, I can't give birth if you don't have children, and now you have cubs, Lao Tzu still has thousands of miles of fertile land without a single seedling.
General Wei Yuan couldn't help but shudder at the emperor's unfathomable eyes.
He didn't dare to show off anymore, so he leaned over and muttered to the emperor: "Your Majesty, that Master Xuanji is a real miracle doctor, you saw that the minister's knee had a faint pain every time it rained, and he couldn't sleep all night." Even if it rains heavily now, Chen's knees are warm, and he sleeps soundly all night. The minister thought that the emperor's knees should be a little cold, and the emperor did not fight in the snow back then...... The minister froze the seeds because of the cold, and the emperor ......"
General Weiyuan wanted to speak and stopped, your emperor, your dragon species won't be frozen, right? You also need a Xuanji miracle doctor.
The emperor finally made up his mind, "Come on, go and invite Master Xuanji!" ”
General Weiyuan next to him hurriedly added: "Your Majesty, if you go to Wutong County and escort the master into Beijing, maybe there will be a Xiaoxiao meeting on the road to murder him." ”
If the emperor has no children, who will benefit the most? He didn't believe that no one wanted the emperor to be childless.
Master Xuanji is the benefactor of him and his wife, and the master is Baoding!
**
The capital is far away from Wutong County, and the disturbance of the imperial palace does not affect Wutong County at present.
Orchid Village, at this time, Zhang's chickens fly and dogs jump.
Mrs. Zhang's face was pale, she didn't expect Dashu to learn to lie, and threatened her brother to fake him!
Stone has been studying for a year and has been promoted from Class C to Class A, while Big Tree has fallen from Class A to Class B.
At this time, the stone standing next to the old lady bowed his head slightly, as if he had done something wrong, and remained silent in front of the old lady.
The tree's face turned pale, and from time to time he glared at the stone resentfully, blaming him for speaking too loudly, attracting the old lady.
Old man Zhang put down the planer in his hand, and he also saw the scene of the big tree threatening the stone, and even heard it clearly.
He sighed, "Woe to the family! ”
() The eldest daughter-in-law of the Zhang family stumbled over, hugged the big tree and cried: "Dad, mother, the big tree is too stressful, a family of two scholars, how can I afford it, this day is getting more and more difficult, the big tree is for the sake of the family...... If you think about it too much, your grades will drop. ”
She worked hard to defend her son, and she must not let her father-in-law and mother-in-law be disappointed in her son.
Old man Zhang has always been taciturn, but he always hit the nail on the head: "Threatening my cousin to fake is for the good of the whole family?" ”
Mrs. Zhang was angry, and roared angrily: "It's true that there are two scholars in our family, but is life worse now than before?" ”
There are a lot of pilgrims in Shilan Temple, and Mrs. Zhang is a shrewd one, asking her wife to build small stools, small baskets, etc., and letting the eldest son and his wife sell them at the foot of the mountain, and also piggyback on some wooden toys and the like, and the business is very prosperous.
The second daughter-in-law made cold noodles with one hand, and set up a stall at the foot of the mountain with her husband Zhang Eryang to sell somen noodles, and the business was very good.
The family's income is more, not to mention anything else, just in terms of food, it is more generous than before, and now you can eat meat every seven or eight days, which is like before, you may not be able to eat once in a month or two, and most of them do not have a second room.
Mrs. Zhang was sad after she got angry.
She sighed: "Big tree, my grandmother knows that you can read without a stone, but it really doesn't cost the family any money to study, and the pen and ink are all bought with the money earned by his father...... On the contrary, it is you who really spent a lot of money in the public school, and grandma dares to say that you have never owed anything to the big house, and what you owe is the second room. ”
"The second room is the craft of the second room to make somen noodles, don't look at the big house business is more prosperous, but what is sold is the stool basket that your grandfather worked hard to build, without your grandfather's efforts, the big house will not make money."
Mrs. Zhang tried to stay calm, but the more she talked, the more angry she became.
The big house is lying on their old couple to suck blood!
In the past, no one in the family did business, and they didn't have the opportunity to find out what the big house was, but now compared with the diligent and down-to-earth second room, the lazy and private big house is really in the way of the eyes of the old couple.
Mrs. Zhang even doubted that with the virtue of the big house, when they were old and couldn't move, would they really serve them old?
The eldest daughter-in-law of the Zhang family was not convinced, and the big tree was even more unconvinced.
They are big houses, and the two old people will rely on them to support their old age in the future, isn't this all what they should be?
Old Madam Zhang glanced at them sideways and sneered: "Believe it or not, if your grandfather asks someone to sell these things, the money will be even more." ”
The eldest daughter-in-law suddenly didn't dare to say anything, and her face showed a look of emptiness.
Of course she believes it, her husband has not been hiding money secretly, often going to the county to eat pig's head meat and drink some wine, and she still has the silver ear ornaments that her husband bought for her in her arms.
Old man Zhang has been watching coldly, seeing that his wife is getting angrier and angrier the more he talks, he can't help but speak: "Split up!" ”
Separation?!
Suddenly, everyone present was stunned.
**
A few days later, when Shi was on a break in the school, he happily went to Shilan Temple and gave Master Xuanji his milk-made glutinous rice cakes.
The glutinous rice dumplings dipped in brown sugar are very delicious, not only Jiang He, the master, loves to eat them, but even the big white snake has eaten several.
If the parrot is a parrot, half of it can't be eaten, and the remaining half is stared at by the big white snake.
The parrot's wings flap and turn the glutinous rice in a different direction, even if it can't eat it all, don't even think about eating the remaining glutinous rice cakes!
The stone was not afraid of them, and stood by and looked at it with a smile.
But in a year, his skin was white, plus he was well nourished, and his height began to rise, and now he is standing with the big tree, and no one says that he is not as good as the big tree, but that the big tree is not as good as him.
Jiang He drank the tea and drank brown sugar glutinous cakes, and said with emotion: "Sure enough, it is necessary to set a rest day every ten days." ”
What a day off!
He received so many pilgrims and patients every day, he almost died of exhaustion, and other hospitals would let doctors rest, and of course he had to set a time to rest.
Shi said happily: "Master, I have entered Class A. ”
As soon as his words fell, Jiang He patted his head in surprise and boasted, "The stone is amazing! Let's go, follow me to the kitchen, I'll make you a dish to congratulate! The stone is really good material for reading, it's only been a year, I'm waiting for you to pass the children's exam. ”
Stone smiled a little shyly, his father and mother were not good at praising people's temperament, and his grandmother generally only exaggerated trees, and only the master would praise him until he blushed, as if he had made great progress.
Jiang Hedao: "In order to reward the progress of the stone, today I will make you a braised eggplant in oil!" ”
Stone loves eggplant, but how can farmers have so much oil? When Jiang He made this dish for the first time, the stone almost didn't bite the plate.
Stone sat obediently in front of the stove to help light the fire.
His father and mother were busy with business, and most of the firewood sent to the master was cut by him in the mountains, although the master was not short of firewood, but this was not a big snake that would hibernate, and the stone was worried that the big snake would roast the fire, and how much firewood was not enough to burn.
"Master, I actually did a bad thing two days ago." Shi Shi looked a little uneasy, "This matter is not good for the uncle and their family, but it is good for our second room, but I don't regret it, because I really can't bear it." ”
He bit his lip and continued, "I know that grandma is listening in the corner, so I chose that place to provoke the big tree to speak in his heart. ”
This year, he studied hard and was finally admitted to Class A with excellent results, but Dashu fell to Class B.
Stone knew that Dashu blamed himself, and Dashu wanted him to lie to his grandmother, saying that Dashu's grades had improved, and threatened that he would not be allowed to do better than him in the future, otherwise he would let people break his hands.
He didn't dare to take risks, he knew that the uncle knew the ruffians in the city, and the big tree also made a few friends who loved to fight and brawl in private.
Shi pursed his lips, "So I let his true face be exposed in front of my grandmother, now that our family has been separated, my grandmother is very fair, my father and mother are very happy, and every copper plate they earn in the future is their own." ”
He has no intention of harming others, but he can't put himself in danger, and can only strangle the danger in the cradle in advance.
Put the soybean paste on the river, then close the lid and let the eggplant simmer in the pot.
After a while, the kitchen was filled with an enticing scent.
He smiled faintly and asked, "Did you hurt the big tree who didn't do well in the exam?" ”
Stone wrinkled his nose and sniffed the scent in the air, "What does it have to do with me?" He always goes out to play secretly, and he is not diligent in his endorsement, so it is strange that his grades will be good. ”
Jiang He asked again: "That's what you threatened him to say?" ”
Shi said: "Of course not, that's his sincerity!" I knew he really wanted to destroy me. ”
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Ge Chunliang is different from his honest father, Shi has wanted to persuade his father and mother to split up since he was a child, he also has a lot of eyes and strong observation, since the big tree made a bad friend, he is very vigilant to protect himself.
There are two scholars in the family, if there is no him, the big tree will monopolize all the resources, if he is really abolished, grandma will choose to protect him even if he regenerates the gas of the big tree.
A large hand patted him on the head soothingly, and the master's words were quiet and gentle: "So these things have nothing to do with the stone, the stone is just for self-preservation." He smiled and asked, "And the big tree never had the idea of striking first, did he?" ”
Stone nodded hesitantly.
Jiang He smiled at him: "I'm very happy, kindness must have a sharp edge, kindness must also have a bottom line, being kind to the evil will bring evil consequences to the good." ”
The stone is thoughtful, so be a good person who is powerful, and a good person who can punish the bad guys?
"But having said that, I'm still not at ease." Jiang He thought about it for a while, and took out a small notebook, "Practice according to it, now it is popular to have both civil and military male protagonists." ”
The villain must be both civil and military, otherwise how can he confront the male protagonist?
The stone is a little incomprehensible, but he understands both civil and military.
He knew that the master was actually very powerful, and he would definitely be powerful if he could fight with such a big white snake for three hundred rounds, was he considered a disciple of the master?
Jiang He almost choked on saliva, "I am a monk, and of course my personal disciples can only be monks." ”
Shi was very regretful, he wanted to be a big official and the master of the people, not a monk, but he really liked the master, so he said: "Then I will be your lay disciple?" ”
Jiang He thought about it, he is going to be a national teacher in the future, the stone is a cold door, and it seems that he will not be able to do it without backstage support in the future?
So I acquiesced to this statement.
The stone couldn't help but cheer, his eyes were full of admiration, he really liked the master more than the delicious food.!