After a while, he held his forehead and laughed: "It's really worthy of her." Okay, okay, it seems that she will become an ally who will make Lu Buwei very comfortable in the future, I can rest assured. only adopted his nephew and ignored the disgusting sister, Zhu Xiang was also relieved. ”

When the master father heard that the master mother had left the young master and ran away with others, he was still laughing so heartily. The servant's expression was even more embarrassed.

Chapter 5: The First Emperor's Boy's Urine

After Gongzi Chu laughed enough, he took a sip of honey water and calmed down, regaining his composure: "It seems that the henchman left by Lu Buwei to her is not smart or loyal. ”

The servant said, "Yes." When the merchant found out what we had deliberately revealed to him, he no longer believed Lü Buwei. ”

"Lü Buwei is a businessman, and his henchmen are also businessmen. The merchant pursues profit over righteousness, and his henchmen are very much like him. Gongzi Chu said indifferently, "Zheng'er was adopted by Zhu Xiang, and Chunhua is even more stupid than I imagined, I can rest assured." ”

The servant hesitated for a moment, but still spoke: "Master father, with the wisdom of Zhu Xianggong, when Zhu Xianggong learns the identity of the master father, he will immediately realize that this is the master father's plan." Will he be annoyed with the master? ”

This servant's name is Bu, and he is one of the few henchmen who followed Gongzi Chu from Qin to Zhao, and then returned to Qin from Zhao State.

Gongzi Chu was poor before he met Lü Buwei, and he couldn't even prepare a carriage for travel, so he often went out to work to subsidize his family.

In order to expand the experimental field and breeding farm, Zhu Xiang set up a permanent recruitment booth outside the city gate of Handan. Bu went to Zhu Xiang's house to work.

Although Gongzi Chu is in a difficult situation, he is still ambitious. He was very curious after hearing Bu talk about Zhu Xiang, and after a little disguise, he befriended Zhu Xiang as a down-and-out soldier who fled to Handan.

It just so happened that he was only one year older than Zhu Xiang, and he was close in age, so he soon became a friend, and he asked for a job in Zhu Xiang's accounting room.

After the son-in-law Chu came to Zhao Kingdom, he almost never went out because of his embarrassment, and everyone in Zhao knew that he was an abandoned son and no one came to visit him, so he had dinner at the same table with Lin Zhen and others, and Lin Zhen didn't realize his identity.

Who would have thought that Wang Sun Guixuan would go to a common people's house as an account office? If others find out, they will definitely spit on the Qin royal family with disgust, and they are really rude barbarians.

Gongzi Chu didn't care.

He was really embarrassed at that time, and he ate and drank and read books at Zhu Xiang's house, which greatly relieved his financial pressure, and he also found a genius, and his face was not practically important.

Moreover, Xinlingjun, the prince of Wei, was able to go in and out of the neighborhoods of the common people for the sake of scholars, why couldn't he, the prince of Qin?

Gongzi Chu worked as an accountant in Zhu Xiang's house for three years, and after receiving Lu Buwei's funding, he was worried about returning to China to affect Zhu Xiang, so he broke off contact with Zhu Xiang under the pretext of returning to Qin to visit relatives.

Although the relationship between Bu and Gongzi Zichu is that of master and servant, they are a little closer than ordinary relatives, so they speak more wantonly.

Bu admired Zhu Xiang very much.

At this time, the etiquette and music collapsed, and those who were slightly famous among the people could be called "Gong" by others. Many wealthy businessmen call themselves "Gong".

Although Zhu Xiang was not summoned by King Zhao, his reputation among the people was not low, and many peasants respectfully called him "Zhu Xianggong". And Zhu Xiang is also in-law with his master's father, and Bu's "Zhu Xianggong" shouted sincerely.

He was not only emotionally close to Zhu Xiang, but also knew that Zhu Xiang was the only friend of his master father for many years, so he was naturally worried.

Gongzi Zichu patiently explained for him: "Bu, a gentleman can bully his side. Zhu Xiang is a rare true gentleman in the world, even if he knows that I designed him, he will not annoy me much if he looks at Zheng'er's face. ”

The corners of Bu's mouth twitched slightly.

A gentleman can deceive him...... Father, don't you have a good conscience when you say this?

Soon after the master's father accepted Lü Buwei's support, Lü Buwei intensified his efforts and demanded a sky-high price, not only to his own master's father, but also to the next generation of the master's father, so that the master's father and the concubines he sent had children, and wanted the Lu family to continue the wealth of at least two generations of kings.

Naturally, the master father refused. Unless he is in a desperate situation, the master father will never accept such a threat.

Bu really knows his master father very well.

In another time and space, the Inhumans only accepted Lü Buwei's concubine during the Battle of Changping (260 BC), and fled from Zhao in a hurry before the Battle of Handan.

In this time and space, when Gongzi Chu and the beauties presented by Lu Buwei were false and wronged, he found that one of the beauties was actually the sister of his friend Zhu Xiang.

Bu Ben thought that the lord's father would come to the woman to be a slave and vent his anger for Zhu Xiang. Who knew that his own master father actually agreed to Lu Buwei's coercion, accepted the woman into the room, and asked his subordinates to change their names to the woman's housewife, promising Lu Buwei that if the woman gave birth to a son, he would be appointed as a son-in-law.

The housemother was very angry, and gave birth to a son a year later. After the young master was one year old, Lü Buwei confidently handed over the master mother and the young master to his henchmen, replaced the identity of the master father's proton, spent a lot of money to bribe the officials of Zhao State, and took the master father back to Qin State.

The master's father became in-laws with Zhu Xianggong unknowingly, and designed to hand over the young master to Zhu Xianggong to raise. Bu really didn't know what to say.

He remembered a sentence that Zhu Xianggong often said, "Isn't it true to bully honest people?!" ”。

"It's okay if he's annoyed with me." Gongzi Zichu saw the speechlessness of his henchman, and said with a smile, "Zhu Xiangzhi's talent is like a galaxy and the universe, vast and boundless, it can coax him to come to the Qin Kingdom, even if he doesn't regard me as a friend, it's worth it." ”

Gongzi Chu put the bamboo slips aside, got up and walked a few steps on the spot with his hands behind his back.

"Zhu Xiang has explored the art of papermaking in his year, and he has seen his wisdom; When it is exhausted, he takes refuge in Lin Xiangru as a common man, and he has seen his courage; After only five or six years of study, he has learned everything about the past and the present, and knows everything about astronomy and geography, as if God has given wisdom, which shows that his future is limitless! ”

"He was of noble character, and he only wished that the living would not kill people, and devoted himself to the study of farm work, so that the land could be increased year by year. If he has the help of the Shennong clan, no wonder he dares to call himself 'Zhu Xiang'! ”

"But he is so powerful, but he is too modest, he thinks he is mediocre! Not only is he not ambitious, but he is also not good at intrigues! If he had not trusted the king to protect him, such a good talent and beautiful jade would have been damaged by the laity! ”

"Who else in this world can understand him and protect him except me?"

"The Lin family? King Zhao is mediocre, and even the feudal monarch refuses to give Lin Xiangru, they can't protect it! ”

"When the world changes greatly, the male lord will be helped by virtue, such as Shang Tang has to meet Yi Yin, and Zhou Wen has to meet Lu Shang."

"The only person who can make Zhu Xiang show his talent is me!"

Gongzi Chu's smile became brighter and brighter, and his pale face flushed with excitement.

……

"Ahh

Zhu Xiang sneezed loudly, sat up blankly, and found that the quilt on his body was gone.

He looked down and saw that the domineering First Emperor cub had wrapped himself in a ball, leaving his poor uncle out to dry.

How much power is hidden in this small body, and it can actually snatch all the adult's quilts?

With a mischievous smile on his face, Zhu Xiang shook the quilt and shook the little Ying Xiaozheng out.

When he lifted the quilt, Zhu Xiang saw that there was an obvious puddle of water under the quilt.

Zhu Xiang immediately laughed loudly: "Zheng'er, you wet the bed!" ”

Ying Xiaozheng, who was not very sober, immediately woke up: "I'm not, I'm not!" ”

Zhu Xiang: "Hahahahahaha!" Snow! Come and see! Zheng'er wetted the bed! ”

Hearing Zhu Xiang's sudden shout, Xue thought something bad had happened and hurriedly rushed into the door.

Then, a helpless look appeared on her face: "Beloved, it's normal for a child to wet the bed, hurry up and clean up, what are you yelling about?" ”

Ying Xiaozheng is still holding his head there to escape from reality, I am not, I am not, I am the first emperor, how can I wet the bed.

Woo woo, this kind of thing hasn't happened before, and it hasn't happened in my future memories!

The simple-minded Ying Xiaozheng is not clear, normal people will not store the black history of bedwetting in their memory, and he still thinks that he has "changed the future" again.

Am I going to "change the future" in such small things?

Don't! What a shame!

Zhu Xiang is still there, "hahaha". He didn't expect that the First Emperor was so thin-skinned when he was a child, and he was so ashamed to call himself "I". It turns out that the first emperor has liked the self-title of "I" since he was a child, no wonder he will use this as the exclusive title of the emperor when he grows up.

Ying Xiaozheng, who was annoyed and angry, was so angry that he aroused the ferocity in his bones, and pounced on Zhu Xiang's hard arm, almost breaking the little baby teeth.

When he bit Zhu Xiang, his head suddenly sobered up.

In the past, when he kicked and bit the people around him, he was beaten very lightly. He's changed this bad thing a long time ago.

This time, he was just adopted by a strange relative, and he actually bit again, and he will definitely be beaten again.

Ying Xiaozheng was frightened by the impending beating.

Zhu Xiang held the arm that was bitten by Ying Xiaozheng, and his laughter became louder: "Hahahaha, Xue, you see that Zheng'er is annoyed!" He also bites me with his little baby teeth! Like an angry puppy? ”

Xue Xin was originally in the heart of Ying Chunhua, and the identity of this child may bring trouble to her lover, so she has a complicated mood for Ying Xiaozheng.

Seeing this scene now, Xue inevitably sympathized with the child, and couldn't help but lean to the child's side.

"Beloved! Since you know that you made Zheng'er angry, what are you laughing at? Hurry up and take Zheng'er to clean up, don't let Zheng'er catch a cold! Xue raised her voice and said very dissatisfied, "You still said that the child would bring it to you, so you just brought it?!" ”

"Oh oh, oh, I don't laugh anymore." Zhu Xiang tore off Ying Xiaozheng hanging on his arm and clamped it to his armpit, put on his coat, and rushed to the bathroom with Ying Xiaozheng, who was wet on his buttocks, "Your aunt is angry, run!" ”

Ying Xiaozheng: "? ”

My aunt was angry, but I wasn't beaten.

But looking at the appearance of my aunt, it seems like she is going to beat my uncle?

Ying Xiaozheng, who was caught in the arm socket by Zhu Xiang, hugged his head again, and frowned slightly.

It's so strange, I can't figure it out. But it's good that you didn't get beaten.

Zhu Xiang gets up every day and runs in the courtyard to do exercises and exercises, then goes to the bathroom to rinse off his body before going out to work.

The servants in the house would always boil hot water before Zhu Xiang got up. So when Zhu Xiang rushed into the bathroom with the first emperor cub, he was able to take a bath immediately.

When helping Ying Xiaozheng scrub his face, Zhu Xiang laughed again, and Ying Xiaozheng was so angry that he clenched his little fists.

"Isn't it funny?" Ying Xiaozheng pouted.

Zhu Xiang patted Ying Xiaozheng's little ass and said with a smile: "It's not funny, it's not funny, my uncle won't laugh anymore." ”

Hahahaha, even the first emperor would wet the bed when he was a child, so I want to record it on the bronze plate and wait for future archaeologists to dig it.

Zhu Xiang decided to start recording the record of raising the first emperor from today, and then secretly buried it for future generations to dig up.

Who can resist recording the black history of historical celebrities as children? Anyway, Zhu Xiang can't. Even if he knew that he was dying, Zhu Xiang could not resist this temptation!

Ying Xiaozheng complained: "But uncle, you are still laughing now." ”

Zhu Xiang stretched out his hand and wiped his face down, and the corners of his mouth went down: "Look, I'm not smiling." ”

Ying Xiaozheng: "......" I don't know why, although my uncle really didn't laugh anymore, his little fists were squeezed tighter!

Just Ying Xiaozheng's biting behavior let Zhu Xiang know that this kid is indeed a little grumpy. The two are not too familiar with each other, Zhu Xiang didn't want to give off the little trust and intimacy that he had built up so hard, and said that he would no longer laugh, so he really didn't laugh at Ying Xiaozheng anymore.

Xue brought new clothes and couldn't help complaining: "Children are really wasted clothes." ”

Ying Xiaozheng, who was getting dressed with the help of Zhu Xiang, stiffened.

Zhu Xiang helped Ying Xiaozheng tie his belt and said, "You can't tell me to stay up late, this dress was cut by you who stayed up all night, right?" Children are waste clothes, you can deal with my clothes, and now it's good to make winter clothes slowly, why bother cutting new clothes for him? ”

Ying Xiaozheng: "! ”

I'm wearing a new dress that I don't like what my aunt cut for me overnight?!

He looked down at himself. The length of the sleeves is just right, and the length of the trouser legs is also just right, as if it really isn't my uncle's clothes?

Xue saw Zhu Xiang debunking himself, and was a little embarrassed: "Since you have decided to raise this child, you must take care of it." It's just changed with your clothes, it's not a new outfit, and it's not a hassle. ”