How to plow thousands of miles for the first emperor's cub Verse 27
Lian Po gritted his teeth and said, "Huh? Do you want to apprentice? Do you want to eat again? This potato is delicious, give me seeds next year, and I will let people plant some. β
Li Mu said shyly: "I am not enough to be a teacher. β
Lin Zhen coaxed: "The master is the teacher, among us people, only you are the best at fighting the Huns, Zheng'er wants to fight the Huns, so he can only worship you as a teacher." Zheng'er, quick, hold his arm and call him teacher! β
Ying Xiaozheng looked at Zhu Xiang, and after seeing his uncle nodding, he really hugged Li Mu's arm and obediently called Li Mu "teacher".
Although Li Mu knew that he was joking, he was too ashamed to do it: "I teach, I teach, I don't need to call the teacher......"
Lin Zhen looked at Li Mu's shy appearance and smiled so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.
Cai Ze shook his head. He thought that the self-acquainted gentleman Lin would probably have one more friend. Mr. Lin will never let go of this very teasing General Li.
And so it is.
After that, Li Mu was pulled by Lin Zhen and became a frequent visitor to Zhu Xiang's house.
Li Mu lived in Yanmen County all the year round, and only returned to study not long ago, and by the way, he took over the family's contacts in Handan to prepare for the inheritance of Yanmen Countyβfor Jiangmen, their garrison was equivalent to their fiefdom.
He is not very serious, he is very pragmatic in his life, and he is willing to get along with talented civilians. As a result, he became the second high-ranking scholar Zhu Xiang befriended after Lin Zhen.
Li Mu not only read military books, but also has a good understanding of people's livelihood and taxation, and has the ability to govern a place.
Through getting along with Li Mu, Zhu Xiang understood why Li Mu could be easily countered and succeeded.
With Li Mu's talent, it is estimated that Yanmen County will be governed prosperously, very prosperous, and monolithic inside and out. The important ministers of the court and the last king of Zhao, who was mediocre at that time, were very jealous of him, which was understandable.
Li Mu's family is in Yanmen County. After Zhu Xiang learned that Li Mu was alone for the New Year this year, he invited Li Mu to celebrate the New Year at his home.
He has Xunzi and Cai Ze at home, and he doesn't care about having more dishes and chopsticks.
"Teacher, stay for the New Year." Ying Xiaozheng also grabbed Li Mu's sleeve and didn't let go.
Ying Xiaozheng, who had entered the dream room again, already knew that Li Mu was a great talent. Although his little head was not bright after leaving the dream room, the idea of "catching Li Mu" still remained in his mind, so Ying Xiaozheng grabbed Li Mu with a very direct way of grabbing his sleeves.
"Okay." Li Mu thought about it and agreed. He happened to learn more about farming from Zhu Xiang.
The most important thing for the troops to be stationed outside is military rations. The military rations and salaries of the garrison of Yanmen County were all self-raised, so the generals who led the troops would be in charge of local taxes and officials.
The land in Yanmen County is relatively barren and the temperature is low, so the results of the tuntian fields are not satisfactory, and they all rely on secretly trading livestock with herdsmen to supplement military rations. Li Mu hopes that Zhu Xiang's knowledge can help increase the production of Tuntian in Yanmen County.
"Do you want to come to Yanmen County?" Li Mu invited, "Yanmen County doesn't have as many rules as Handan, if you come to Yanmen County, I can appoint you to an official position!" β
Not to mention, Zhu Xiang is really a little excited.
In this era, it is still safer to have an official position. Yanmen County is also remote, so it is more liberal than in Handan.
But...... Zhu Xiang glanced at Ying Xiaozheng, who was holding Li Mu's sleeve, sighed, and rejected Li Mu's kindness on the grounds that he was reluctant to leave home: "General Li, after you arrive in Yanmen County, can you help me pay attention to the unique grain or wool textile craftsmen of the Xiongnu?" β
Li Mu said: "We are already friends, you can call me by my name." Write to me if you need anything and I'll keep an eye out for you. β
Zhu Xiang arched his hand: "Then I'm welcome." β
Ying Xiaozheng tugged on Li Mu's sleeve: "The teacher wants to leave?" Can I not go? β
Li Mu was very gentle with the child who pestered him and called him "teacher". He patted Ying Xiaozheng's hat and said, "I'm going to fight the Huns, I can't stay here." But I'm leaving next spring, and I'm not leaving now. β
Ying Xiaozheng tilted his head and thought about it. Fighting the Huns, not fighting the Qin State, it doesn't matter?
He said: "Then come back quickly after beating the Huns." β
Li Mu smiled: "Okay." I'll bring you a foal when I come back, don't you want to learn how to ride? β
Ying Xiaozheng said happily: "Thank you, teacher!" β
Zhu Xiang looked at Ying Xiaozheng revolving around Li Mu, and was a little jealous.
Lin Zhen made a joke and asked Zheng'er to call him "teacher", but he didn't expect Li Mu to have such a good temper, and he really treated Zheng'er like a disciple.
He didn't expect that Zheng'er would actually fall in love with Li Mu at first sight. After seeing Li Mu, he was closer than his uncle, and he dragged the other party's sleeve every day, which was very clingy.
Thinking of the hostility between the two in the future, Zhu Xiang couldn't help but have a headache.
He can only hope that with this relationship, after Li Mu's death, Zheng'er will treat and reuse his descendants well.
He vaguely remembered that Li Mu's grandson had forgotten what it was called, and he was also quite powerful, and he was also consulted by Han Xin.
In the blink of an eye, in the fifty-third year of King Zhou, in 262 BC, it was the last day.
Zhu Xiang put on the lanterns and had the most lively year since the death of his parents.
In the evening, Zhu Xiang set up a bonfire in the yard to roast the whole sheep.
Cai Ze and Li Mu were responsible for hanging up the lanterns made in advance; Xue took Ying Xiaozheng to paste couplets; Xunzi was responsible for writing the couplet.
At this time, there was no tradition of writing couplets. After Zhu Xiang proposed, Xunzi was very interested in this interesting "New Year's game" and took the initiative to take charge of writing the couplet.
There are no firecrackers, no fireworks, only fragrant roasted whole sheep and red lanterns and couplets, and this year is also full of flavor.
Ying Xiaozheng received the New Year's money from her uncle and aunt, and her eyes were crooked into crescents with a smile.
"Is this your birthday gift to him?" Xun Guo asked, "I remember that his birthday was the second day of the first month?" β
"No, this is New Year's money, which means to suppress evil spirits." Zhu Xiang said.
"And that kind of thing?" Xun Guo thought about it, and also took out a few coins and crashed into the red bag worn by Ying Xiaozheng's neck, "Come on, press the New Year's money." β
Cai Ze also put a few coins into the red bag, but Li Mu took out a small dagger from his cuff.
"This one is better for exorcism." Li Mu said, "It has seen blood, and the evil will definitely be afraid of it." β
Zhu Xiang was full of question marks. The dagger that killed a child to exorcise evil spirits, Li Mu, are you reliable? !
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Zhu Xiang wanted to put the dagger away, but Ying Xiaozheng held the dagger.
Ying Xiaozheng took off the red cloth bag around his neck and raised his hands high: "Uncle, this is for you!" β
Give you the New Year's money, don't take away Zheng'er's dagger!
The cub of the First Emperor looked at his uncle with a pitiful look.
Zhu Xiang said bitterly: "Zheng'er, this dagger is too dangerous, uncle will keep it for you first, and then return it to you when Zheng'er grows up, okay?" β
Ying Xiaozheng stuffed the red cloth bag into Zhu Xiang's hand, and then hugged the dagger tightly: "Not good!" β
Zhu Xiang kept persuading, and Ying Xiaozheng turned around and turned his back to his uncle. If you don't listen, don't listen, don't listen.
Zhu Xiang was helpless.
Does the little cub of the First Emperor now show his arbitrariness as the First Emperor? Is my uncle's good baby nephew going to become a bear child nephew?
"Zheng'er, don't play with dangerous things." Xue walked slowly and said with a calm face, "Uncle told you before, and you agreed. Candles, knives, can't be played. β
Ying Xiaozheng ran away: "No! β
Xue stretched out her hand and grabbed Ying Xiaozheng's back collar.
Ying Xiaozheng began to scream: "Let go of me!" β
Xue hugged Ying Xiaozheng by the waist, took out the dagger from Ying Xiaozheng's arms, and handed it to Zhu Xiang.
Ying Xiaozheng kicked his legs and howled dryly.
Xue hugged Ying Xiaozheng and walked into the house.
Zhu Xiang hurriedly stopped: "Xue, Zheng'er is still young......"
Xue turned around and said, "Liangren, I know you dot on Zheng'er, but there are some things that cannot be compromised. If you don't have the heart, just stay here, and I'll be back soon. β
Zhu Xiang knew that he couldn't stop it. He had to sigh: "Lightly." β
Xue nodded, and left with Ying Xiaozheng, who kept crying and kicking his legs.
Zhu Xiang kept sighing, but the corners of his mouth twitched suspiciously.
Li Mu and Cai Ze watched the show for a while, and asked curiously, "What is Xue Ji going to do?" β
Zhu Xiang put the dagger and the New Year's money handed over by Ying Xiaozheng, and said, "It must be to beat Zheng'er's little ass." β
Li Mu was a little embarrassed: "Is it because of the dagger I gave to Zheng'er?" β
Zhu Xiang said: "No. Xue and Zheng'er have said many times that they can't play dangerous things, but Zheng'er is rare and beautiful swords, and he doesn't change them repeatedly. But before, he would listen to the persuasion and obediently hand over the dangerous sword. This time, it was probably Li Mu that the dagger you sent was too beautiful, so he refused to obey. Our family is a loving father and strict mother, hehe. β
Cai Ze was helpless: "What are you laughing at?" If the son doesn't teach, the father's fault, you can't spoil Zheng'er all the time, and don't teach Zheng'er strictly. β
Zhu Xiang touched his nose: "Well, I know, but I just can't do it." β
He also knows that sometimes he should pat Zheng'er's little ass to correct some of Zheng'er's bad habits. But as soon as he thought that this was the first emperor's cub, Zhu Xiang's hand couldn't be beaten, so he could only let Xue be this strict mother.
But although he couldn't do it, but the first emperor cub was beaten, he was still happy to watch.
So Zhu Xiangle went to peep at Ying Xiaozheng and was beaten. Li Mu and Cai Ze glanced at each other, continued to clean up the bonfire in the house, and did not do such boring things.
Xun was too old and went to bed early. Otherwise, he would take out the ring ruler and give Zhu Xiang two blows on his head.
If you don't teach your children yourself, you should fight! To laugh at the children who are taught, it should be beaten!
The snow moves very quickly. When Zhu Xiang went to watch the First Emperor cub being spanked, Xue had already pulled off the First Emperor cub's pants, pressed them on his legs and began to "snap".
Xue learned Zhu Xiang's theory of educating children. Small children also have self-esteem, so it is better to teach children not to be in front of others, and to close the door before re-education.
So she hugged Ying Xiaozheng to the back room, and then picked up her pants and slapped her ass.
Ying Xiaozheng has been bullied many times since he was born, but it is the first time that he has been slapped by his elders with his pants and ass.
Not to mention that it was the first time for him, it was the phantom of his future in the dream room, and he had never experienced such a thing.
When he was pressed to his knees by his aunt, he was still dancing and howling in his throat.
When his ass was cold, he didn't realize the severity of the gaffe.
When there was a hot pain on his ass accompanied by a crisp sound, Ying Xiaozheng howled for a while, and finally found the problem.
I'm ...... I was spanked in the ass by my aunt?
Belch...... Ahh I was beaten in the ass by my aunt by picking up my pants?! Actually, unexpectedly......
Ying Xiaozheng, who was lying on her stomach, turned around in horror, just in time to see her expressionless aunt raising her rough hands.
"Uncle!!!!!