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There was no iron pot here, so he smeared a layer of seasoning oil on the crockpot and added the shallots. Put a thick layer of sliced pork belly on top of the shallots, put the sliced potatoes on the slices of the pork belly, put the dried shiitake mushrooms on the potato slices, and cover the shiitake mushrooms with a layer of pork belly slices...... In this way, the ingredients in the crockpot occupy most of the space before it ends.
Drizzling the gold, silver and garlic oil, Zhu Xiang took the wine of the King of Qin under the eyelids of the King of Qin, poured it into the clay pot, covered the clay pot, boiled on a large fire, and simmered on a low fire.
King Qin felt sorry for his wine, and said, "That's it? It's that simple? ”
Zhu Xiang said mysteriously: "Delicious ingredients only need the simplest cooking method to bloom into the ultimate deliciousness...... Ah, I forgot to put salt! ”
He quickly opened the crockpot and sprinkled salt into it.
King Qin: "......"
He looked at Bai Qi: "Do you think he really knows how to cook?" ”
Bai Qi said: "I can definitely eat it." ”
King Qin rolled his eyes. Nonsense!
After Zhu Xiang simmered the crockpot meat, he let others watch the fire and presided over the preliminary work of the celebration himself.
King Qin was like a wandering chicken, and continued to follow Zhu Xiang with his hands behind his back. Bai Qi was helpless, so he had to follow the guards.
"Pull the curtain up a little higher, yes, that's it, put the curtain down after every show."
"The instrument pitch is finely tuned, don't move my erhu!"
"Don't be nervous, take a deep breath, take a deep breath, it's not a matter of life and death. Wu Anjun won't rush to the stage and beat you because you sing out of tune. ”
Wu Anjun got up in vain: "? ”
King Qin laughed and echoed Zhu Xiang. Patience in vain.
Lin Xiangru hides a ring ruler in his cuff at any time, which is indeed necessary.
After Zhu Xiang appeased Zhao Guo's surrender, he saw the Qin soldiers who were probing his brain, and asked a few nosy questions.
"You want to participate too? Did Wu Anjun agree? Zhu Xiang was puzzled.
King Qin said with a straight face: "The general has agreed. ”
Bai Qi: "Hmm......" The king probably agreed to it in his name and without his knowledge.
"Okay, what will you do? Singing, dancing, and striking...... What are you knocking me for? Zhu Xiang touched his head and looked at the old King Qin suspiciously.
Qin Bing said excitedly: "Yes, I will, there is no one in our Qin people who can't fight!" ”
The old King Qin gritted his teeth in his heart, and it was not easy to show it, so he whispered to Bai Qi: "Go and find the Qin soldiers who know how to drum!" ”
Bai Qi pondered for a long time, and then remembered the meeting of Michi, his own monarch harmed others and did not benefit himself to let King Zhao drum, and was threatened by Lin Xiangru with his life and beaten in public.
Bai Qi is helpless. After so many years, if you don't think about it yourself, who remembers?
Zhu Xiang rubbed his head, and also remembered the meeting of the pond. He lowered his voice and said, "King Qin, how many years ago, don't keep it in mind. Besides, you didn't suffer either. ”
King Qin gave Zhu Xiang another hard time.
Zhu Xiang bared his teeth. Although the Qin Wangren are old, their hands are quite strong.
The Qin people also wanted to join the celebration, and Zhao Guo had no opinion at all.
In addition to numbness, many people who participated in the killing of generals or no longer have close relatives have decided to stay in Changping and Shangdang and become Qin Min. So they subconsciously drove the people around them not to hate Qin Bing.
People are all seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, and those careful thoughts are not bright, and even a little ugly.
King Qin asked Zhu Xiang if he would be disappointed in the Zhao people.
Zhu Xiang couldn't understand why King Qin asked: "Human instinct is to survive. As long as they do not harm the interests of others, everything they do to survive should not be called ugly. ”
Is it ugly for the common people to eat wheat rice and retch while eating?
There are very few clothes in the common people's homes, and in order to protect their clothes when the temperature is warmer, they go to the fields and plough the land without clothes, is it ugly?
When the common people saw that the nobles didn't even dare to grovel, they could only stick their faces in the dirty mud, so that one face was covered with muddy water, is it ugly?
"Cang Liao knows etiquette, and knows honor and disgrace when he has enough food and clothing. People who are under the pressure of survival and can still think about morality and etiquette are saints, but most of them are just ordinary people. Zhu Xiang arched his hand, "Please don't reprimand the appearance of the common people for surviving as ugly." ”
King Qin looked at Zhu Xiang silently for a long time, pinched Zhu Xiang's cheek and said, "The widow is just joking. You, you are really a disciple of Xunzi. ”
Zhu Xiang grinned in pain: "Xunzi scolds me every day, go and live with the Mo family, the farmer, the Legalist, and the Zongheng family." ”
King Qin let go of his hand and laughed.
Zhu Xiang touched his face, not understanding what King Qin was laughing at.
You just said that you did it, right? King Qin can still laugh? Could it be that the big demon king in the Chinese textbook is actually a good person?
Zhu Xiang glanced at the system favorability list and looked indifferent.
Today's old King Qin still doesn't appear on my favorability list.
Bai Qi was almost immune to this situation, and he would no longer be flustered and short of breath and break out in a cold sweat, but gave Zhu Xiang an indifferent and pitiful look.
Zhu Xiang thought that he was dying, he really dared to say anything and do anything.
Today, the deputy generals Wang Yi and Sima Jin also came to this celebration venue where all the Zhao soldiers were gathered to maintain order.
More than 100,000 people, divided into several celebration stands, Wang Ji and Sima Jin's scalps were numb.
They couldn't believe that the king and the general would actually agree. It's too dangerous, isn't it?
After they followed Bai up, they also heard the "private" verbal exchange between King Qin and Zhu Xiang. These two veteran generals, who saw other people's swords stabbing at them on the battlefield and didn't blink their eyes, were so frightened that the cold sweat behind them soaked their clothes.
As the reign of the long-lived King of Qin increased, the courtiers became more and more in awe of him.
With a displeased look from King Qin, Wang Ji and Sima Jin would immediately kneel down and ask for guilt, even if they didn't know what they had done wrong.
Zhu Xiang's courage is too great, and he actually dares to contradict King Qin?!
"General, general......" Sima Jin stepped forward and whispered, "Zhu Xiang is also too ......"
Bai Qi said: "Zhu Xiang thinks that he will be killed when he returns to Handan, so he is very bold. ”
Sima Jin: "......" understands it, but it doesn't understand it too well. At least even if he was dying, he wouldn't dare to be so rampant in front of the king.
Wang Yi frowned: "Can't you really let Zhu Xiang stay?" ”
Bai Qi said: "Handan has his wife, his nephew, and he regards it as his father's Lin Xiang. He's going to get them back. ”
Sima Jin and Wang Yi remembered Zhu Xiang's refuting of Junshang's words just now, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh at the same time.
When the venue was set up, the crockpot meat was almost ready.
Zhu Xiang made a "rostrum" with a wicked taste, and put delicacies on the rostrum, so that King Qin, Bai Qi and others could watch while eating.
Except for a crockpot of meat, the other dishes are cooked by the chefs in the army, and the amount is definitely solid enough.
Zhu Xiang lifted the lid of the clay pot, and an indescribable fragrance came to his face, and King Qin's throat couldn't help but move.
"You've got some skills." King Qin praised.
Zhu Xiang was a cloth vegetable for the king of Qin, abandoning pork and mushrooms and eating potato chips.
King Qin frowned, revealing a disgusted expression.
Bai Qi: "...... Zhu Xiang! ”
Zhu Xiang said: "I didn't make trouble. The aroma of dried mushrooms, pork, and seasonings are all infused into the potatoes, and the potatoes are the most delicious. Public taste? ”
King Qin picked up the chopsticks and wanted to pick up the potato chips. But the potato chips have been simmered and can't be clamped at all.
Zhu Xiang hurriedly served the spoon.
King Qin glanced at Zhu Xiang, and with Zhu Xiang's help, he drove the fast-melting potato chips into the spoon and put them into his mouth.
King Qin's eyes widened suddenly, the saliva in his mouth was secreted wildly, and his breathing seemed a little short.
Zhu Xiang smiled proudly.
He really wasn't lying. Although it was common to use crockpot stew and roast meat during the Warring States period, the addition of potatoes in the roast was the finishing touch. Every time he cooks braised beef at home, the potatoes that have been stewed and melted will always be snatched up first, and the meat will be saved for last.
However, only people who do not lack meat to eat will think that potatoes are delicious.
King Qin is exactly such a person.
He praised: "The palace chef will put millet strips in the simmered meat, and this potato is more delicious than millet strips." ”
The millet that King Qin said was that millet was crushed with a stone mill to make a food similar to noodles in later generations, and the way to eat it was similar to noodles.
Zhu Xiang said: "The practice is almost the same. But I season it with fried lard, which is also one of the keys. I left a very thick cookbook for Zheng'er, and when Zheng'er returned to Qin, the king of Qin asked Zheng'er to give the recipe to the chef in the palace, so that he could eat novel food every day. ”
King Qin smiled and shook his head: "You really see the needle, and you don't miss any opportunity to ask me to take Zheng'er back." Okay, I got it. ”
Zhu Xiang smiled and said, "Thank you, King Qin, King Qin is a good person." ”
Seeing that Zhu Xiang was talking nonsense again, King Qin gave him another hard blow on the head, and then brought the entire crockpot in front of him, and divided a few pieces of meat, a few dried mushrooms, and a small spoonful of potatoes for Bai Qi; Sima Jin and Wang Yi only got meat and dried mushrooms.
Zhu Xiang wanted to say that the weight was very sufficient, King Qin, don't be so stingy.
was stepped on by Bai Qi under the cover of the table, and Zhu Xiang obediently shut up.
While eating meat, King Qin asked about the table and chairs.
He is old, and his legs and feet are uncomfortable after kneeling for a long time, and this table and chair is just right for him.
When he heard that it was "Hu Chair and Hu Stool", King Qin frowned and said, "Why haven't I seen it at Hu Ren?" They will be Qin chairs and Qin stools in the future! ”
Zhu Xiang: "...... Be. "If he said that according to the time and place of appearance, he should also be called Zhao Chair and Zhao Bench, would King Qin let Wu Anjun beat him up before putting him back in Handan? Forget it, don't die.
When King Qin was eating meat and potatoes, and felt that the dried mushrooms were not good and were all thrown into the white bowl, the performance of the celebration finally began.
The court ceremonial music of various countries is inseparable from the chimes. There are no chimes in the countryside celebrations, only flutes, iron bottles, clay pots, and even stones and wood striking each other.
Bai Qi really found Se, Qin Bing didn't know where to turn out the zheng, plus Zhu Xiang's huqin, the strings were barely together.
When Zhu Xiang came to the stage to play the huqin, he didn't expect Sima Jin to actually play the Qin Zheng on stage, and he also brought Wang Ji to beat the strings. Although Wang Di's face was full of humiliation, he actually came to power.
Several remnants of the Zhao army's generals also took the stage to play together with drums, flutes, qins and seers.
King Qin laughed when he saw it; The white face is bloodless; Zhao Bing and Qin Bing were dumbfounded, especially Zhao Bing, a few people were almost so frightened that they peed their pants and were driven away in disgust.
Zhu Xiang also felt that this scene was quite a hellish joke.
I don't know what identity Tai Shi Gong will appear in this time, and whether he will continue to be Tai Shi Gong. If he is still Taishi Gong, when recording this scene, I don't know if he will use sarcasm or praise?
When Zhu Xiang stepped down, he couldn't help but ask, "What are you two thinking?!" ”
Sima Jin said happily: "Let's have a good time!" ”