175 Dressed as a sword1
After finishing a mission again and returning to the system space, Jiang He made a decision.
"Host, are you really sure it's okay?" The system asked worriedly.
It really didn't expect that its host would make such a decision, and no tasker would dare to do this in the past.
The river lies half-dead in the restoration pool.
He finally succeeded in slicing himself, and firmly believed that as long as he was his other half, he would be able to live well and do tasks well.
"Don't worry, no problem!"
Jiang He said, covering his head, the pain of his soul being cut in half was even more painful than when he was torn in half by a zombie when he first entered a certain post-apocalyptic mission.
"I was born, I have confidence!"
The system simply complained at a loss, and said indescribably: "That's your soul, stripped from you, not born to you." ”
If this is the case, wouldn't the Lord God have given birth to thousands of children? After all, they have also sliced their souls with a thousand knives.
The system first let him recuperate in peace, "Don't worry, host, I will keep an eye on another you to do the task." ”
It left the repair pool with a worried expression.
Speaking of which, this restoration pool has hardly been used by its host, and it is even more unprecedented to lie down and not move like this.
The system first goes to the background to check the task ranking of the tasker, and its host has received fewer tasks recently because it has to recuperate, and it has dropped from the top three to thirty.
But it doesn't matter, it's sure its host will catch up, after all, it's a wolf that can slice itself.
Tsk, it is said that this is a thousand times more painful than someone dancing on the trigeminal nerve, and I don't know how much it hurts...... Speaking of which, when the main gods first thought about saving the world, they also started with slices.
With the annihilation of large swaths of the plane, the extinction of the stars in the universe little by little, and the death of time and space, they had to slice themselves into pieces, and a piece of soul maintained a time and space.
Sharpening knives and cutting wood, two hosts are always more efficient than one to do tasks!
The system "thump", jumping and jumping, sitting in the viewing mirror on the task table with a serious face, looking at the other half of the host, oh, the other half of the soul doing the task, and not forgetting to get a bunch of food and drink.
"Wow, this is called traffic wine?" It picked up the transparent cup and sniffed it, looking intoxicated, "I haven't drunk yet, it's so fragrant." ”
Half an hour later, Jiang He slept dead in the repair pool, and the system was drunk in front of the viewing mirror, both of them smacking their mouths and calling it a sweet!
The viewing mirror flashed a few glimmers, and it was "suddenly", as if it had been in contact with a black screen.
**
Seven-year-old Xu Yinlan woke up from her dream again.
She wiped the sweat from her forehead, yawned, picked up the broken sword beside the yellowed pillow, and said good morning to him in a milky voice.
The broken sword is embroidered with iron everywhere, and it is not much longer than a dagger, and it is useless to look at it, and it is not good to cut tofu, and it is used as scrap iron to sell for a maximum of two cents.
If no one sees what is happening in front of them.
The worthless broken sword shook the body of the sword, and actually spoke: "Good morning, Lan Lan." ”
Xu Yinlan put on several patches of clothes, picked up the broken sword and went to the kitchen.
It is said to be a kitchen, but in fact it is a straw shed
, every time it rains, there are leaky sheds everywhere.
The little chirping girl in tattered clothes and her hair was crumpled in two strands skillfully chopped the wild vegetables she picked yesterday, put the gray multigrain noodles in the pot, stirred them into a paste while burning the fire, and then put the wild vegetables in it.
The must-eat wild vegetable paste is ready!
Broken Sword couldn't bear to look at it: "Why don't you put some oil, preferably sesame oil." ”
Xu Yinlan shook her head, "There's no oil." ”
She shoved a mouthful of wild vegetable paste into her mouth, then tilted her head back with great effort, her neck stretched out, and her throat worked so hard that she finally swallowed a large mouthful of paste.
Then, she couldn't wait to eat a piece of pickles given by Bao Niuniang to hide the bitter taste.
Xu Yinlan frowned while eating, no matter what time it was, the wild vegetable paste was particularly unpalatable, bitter and astringent, and it also pulled his throat.
In the past, when my mother was there, I would put some oil in the pot and spread the wild vegetables into cakes, which were burnt and fragrant, although it tasted a little bitter, but it was still delicious overall.
Broken Sword said twice: "I see that your hands are poisonous, and everything you do is unpalatable." ”
Xu Yinlan's hand holding chopsticks stopped for a moment.
She misses her mother again, and her mother also said this about her when she was alive, sighing that what if she can't get married in the future, who will marry a girl who can't cook.
"Inlan."
A little girl in a floral jacket and a red skirt stood outside the door and shouted, "Are you going to pick wild fruits today?" Everyone said that today we will go to the mountains to pick wild persimmons......"
Xu Yinlan opened the door, welcomed the girl in the floral jacket in, and said with a smile: "Bao Niu, I'm having breakfast, do you want to eat Bao Niu?" ”
Bao Niu glanced at the strangely colored wild vegetables on the table, and her face showed fear, obviously she knew her friend's cooking skills.
She ate it once last time because of curiosity, almost didn't vomit to death, sour, astringent and bitter, she only ate one bite and decided to abandon the friendship and throw it to her dog, but the dog sniffed, vomited twice, kicked the pigpen with a dog's leg, and then the big black sow who gave birth to the piglet ate a bite and spit it out, screaming angrily, as if questioning it for giving birth to so many fetuses, and treating it as a hero?
Bao Niu sympathized and couldn't bear it, "Yin Lan, I said you might as well go to your aunt's house, what kind of life have you lived in the past six months......"
Half a year ago, Yin Lanniang died, leaving Yin Lan alone in the house at the foot of the mountain, the life of the people in the village was okay, and it was not impossible to adopt Xu Yinlan, but they were all stopped by Xu Yinlan's aunt Xu.
Xu is a spicy and shrewd person, and he didn't necessarily have any care for the orphans and widows left by this brother before, and as soon as Xu Niangzi died, he couldn't wait to express his willingness to take care of his niece.
It's a look at who doesn't know what she's thinking.
It's a pity that although everyone understands in their hearts, the Xu family is Xu Yinlan's only relative, and it is difficult for them to say anything from the villagers.
Xu Yinlan took another big bite of mush, and said vaguely: "If I let my aunt adopt, at most three years, she will sell me......"
And she didn't want to leave the village, her father and mother were buried in the mountains, and she could visit them often.
Hearing this, Bao Niu looked at Xu Yinlan's round little face with envy and jealousy, white and delicate, if you look at the facial features separately, you can look good anywhere, and you will look even better together, there is no doubt that she will definitely be a great beauty when she grows up.
But as long as I think of my friend's life experience, I have no father at the age of three and no mother at the age of seven, and this envy and jealousy will disappear immediately.
Bao Niu thinks it's good to be ordinary, and what Mr. Storyteller said is red-faced and thin-lived, she thinks it's good to live a long life.
After breakfast, Xu Yinlan went out with Bao Niu.
Many of the villagers, many of whom are teenagers, are scurrying around the mountains with their dexterity to pick fruits.
The place where the villagers pick the fruit is actually only the outer part of the mountain, and it does not go deep.
There are many man-eating beasts in this mountain, and if you go deeper, it is not only easy to get lost, but also easy to encounter wild beasts.
Xu Yinlan climbed the tree nimbly, her young age and light body made it easy to pick the biggest and sweetest fruit on the treetops. This made the boys who also went up the tree envious, and the fruit on the top of the tree was the most delicious, but unfortunately they couldn't reach it.
"Yin Lan is so flexible, I think she must have a spiritual root."
Whether it is a boy or a girl, they can't help but look at Xu Yinlan with envy, under the bright light of the day, she is indescribably beautiful and beautiful.
Bao Niu couldn't help but touch her face, and she wanted to be jealous again.
In this world, most of the people with spiritual roots are good-looking, and her face tells her very honestly that she will definitely not be able to cultivate immortals and go to heaven in the future.
At this time, a little girl with fair skin whispered: "I heard that immortals are not easy to be, they even have to cultivate during sleep time, and they are easy to die, their souls are scattered, and they don't even have the next life, I think it's good to be a mortal." ”
She has a distant cousin who is a monk, and it is said that her cultivation is insufficient, and she worries every day that her life has not yet been built.
The little girl felt that her cousin's appearance was too similar to the scholar next door who lamented every day that she couldn't pass the exam, and her hard work might not necessarily yield results. What's so good about cultivating immortals?
Besides, she doesn't want to leave her parents, she is still young, and she doesn't understand what is good about immortality.
Bao Niu pursed her lips and said the most practical, "If you can cultivate immortals, there will be a lot of silver at home." ”
The immortal sect who came to recruit new ones would give them a lot of money, and if there was a person with spiritual roots in the family, it would be equivalent to an immediate promotion of the class, and the idea of changing from a peasant to a rich man was too tempting.
Bao Niu said, and couldn't help touching her face, I heard that cultivating immortals can not only soar through the clouds, but also become beautiful, if only she could cultivate immortals.
Many of the children present also secretly swallowed their saliva, fantasizing that they had spiritual roots and could cultivate immortals.
On the way back, someone suddenly asked, "Yin Lan, if you become an immortal, what do you want to do the most?" ”
Xu Yinlan looked at the fast-ripening rice at the bottom of the mountain, the people in the village worked hard from the beginning of the year to the end of the year, and they were just barely able to make a living, and they heard that the immortals could turn over the mountains and seas, but they were unwilling to find ways to increase grain production.
She affirmed, "Well, let's grow more food, the mixed batter is too unpalatable." ”
Bao Niu couldn't help but whisper: "That's because Yin Lan is not good at cooking, right?" "Mixed batter like the one her mother makes is very delicious, and she can eat a big bowl of it every meal.
The friends fell into the fantasy, "If I become an immortal, I will make this tree full of sweet fruits." ”
"The fruit can't be eaten as a meal, so let's double the grain, and you can eat white flour steamed buns every day."
"I'd rather eat rice."
"I want to eat meat, I can go into the mountains to fight wild beasts, I heard that with a wave of the immortal's hand, the beast fell."
"Beasts are not delicious, it is better to raise pigs, if I am an immortal, I will let my pigs be slaughtered in three months!"
…………
The ideals of the friends are very down-to-earth, and Bao Niu can't help but fall into fantasy.
If you can eat steamed bread, rice and meat every day, you are not a fairy
People can too.
"Everyone, no matter which of us is an immortal, we must not forget our original intention." Bao Niu clenched her fists, "Don't forget Gou Fugui!" ”
The friends nodded one after another, swearing that even if they became immortals, they would never forget their hometown's fathers and villagers.
**
Xu Yinlan carried half a basket of wild fruits on his back, picked up the broken sword, and said goodbye to his friends at the end of the village, "I'm going to chop wood, you guys can play." ”
The friends are looking for rabbit holes in the field, holding firewood and smoke.
Hearing this, they all said: "Yin Lan, wait a while to smoke the rabbit, let's eat together." ”
Xu Yinlan waved at them, there were so many people, no matter how many rabbits there were, there was not enough to eat, so she wouldn't join in the excitement.
Without outsiders, Xu Yinlan was like a bird released from a cage, flying among the flowers in the mountains, facing the sun against the wind, stepping through the thorns with brisk steps, stepping on the stones of the stream, only feeling that he was free to turn into the wind in the mountains.
The deeper the mountain goes, the deeper it becomes, and the villagers rarely go to such a deep place for fear of encountering wild beasts.
Xu Yinlan can't help it, who told her that the herbs she wants to pick are only found in the deep mountains, and the peripheral places, no matter what herbs there are, have long been picked by the villagers.
In the past, Xu Yinlan would never dare to run into the mountains.
Half a year ago, when her mother died, she was just a dazed child, until one day when she was washing clothes in the river, a big fish jumped on the shore.
Xu Yinlan was overjoyed, this is free meat!
She went home with the fish in her arms, and sliced it open, and a tattered dagger fell out of the belly.
The broken dagger even spoke, protesting to her, that he was not a dagger but a fairy sword.
Although Xu Yinlan said that she had never seen the fairy sword, she was skeptical about it, whose fairy sword was broken into such virtue? Even the woodcutter at home is not so broken.
The fairy sword was so badly damaged that it was like a person who broke his head, and even his memory was confused.
Xu Yinlan gave the broken sword a name, called "Tibetan Fish".
There is nothing wrong with it, the sword hidden in the belly of the fish is called Tibetan fish.
The arrival of Tibetan fish made Xu Yinlan very happy, after the death of her mother, she was left alone, she lived at a loss every day, although she was alive no problem, but she had no dreams, she didn't think about the future, and she didn't know what to do.
It wasn't until later that Zangyu said to her: "If you don't have a goal, why don't you help me get my memories back, I always feel that I am a big fairy sword, not this tattered appearance." ”
Xu Yinlan also heard it boast: "I have beaten zombies, which are the kind of monsters that eat people, zombies who look like zombies when they walk; I also served as the emperor's eunuch...... Oh, I think I've also been a god and a ghost...... I've also worked as a doctor, a doctor, and I've farmed ......."
Xu Yinlan's eyes lit up when she heard this, "The vegetables in my vegetable field are wilted, do you think you can save them?" ”
Tibetan fish looked at it
After a while, I taught her to pour garlic water on the vegetable field, and the insects crawled out of the vegetable heart, and the vegetables in the field were full of energy within two days. ()
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Of course, Zangyu said that he had been the emperor's eunuch or something, but Xu Yinlan didn't believe it.
She muttered in her heart, you must have experienced many masters, they have different identities, but they are both gods and ghosts, emperors, eunuchs, doctors and old farmers...... Tibetan fish, your master's status is gradually degrading, will it be the last old farmer master to use you to farm the land, and use you to dig the land every day, so it will rust, right?
"Lan Lan, you see, I'm a powerful sword, right?" Zangyu is very confident, a sword like it is very large, and the enemy must be very strong, otherwise it seems that it is not classy.
"So what?"
"So my enemies must be strong too."
Xu Yinlan looked confused, your enemy? Grasshoppers in the ground or locusts flying in the sky?
"So you're going to get stronger!" Zangyu said very firmly, "If you don't become stronger, one day my enemies will find you!" ”
Xu Yinlan couldn't help but shudder when he thought of the locusts that sucked blood in the field, as well as the locusts that would gnaw all the crops.
It's really powerful, she's scared.
However, her father and mother are gone, and she has to live a good life alone, and if she wants to eat, she has to go to the field to farm, and she always has to face these terrible enemies, and she can't stop going to the ground because she is afraid of locusts.
She also wants to eat white rice, and she doesn't want to eat wild vegetables every day.
After Xu Yinlan had the intention of becoming stronger, Zangyu asked her to go to the mountains to find herbs to boil water for a bath, and also educated her eloquently, "The cultivation realm is a dangerous place, you must improve your strength now." ”
Xu Yinlan smeared his eyes on the immortal cultivation world, so he naturally listened to him obediently.
There are many medicinal materials in the mountains, and in addition to boiling medicinal baths, there are also many good medicinal materials.
When he saw that the fish could be sold for money, he asked Xu Yinlan to pick it, then concocted it and sold it to the medicine store.
"Lanlan, sell more money to buy meat to eat, children will be white and chubby to be cute." Tibetan fish sighed for a long time, he always felt that he had raised a lot of cubs, and he raised them one by one to be fat and fat, and he didn't know how much he felt a sense of accomplishment.
Xu Yinlan's thinness made him feel sad, how could the cub in his hand be so thin?
Xu Yinlan nodded indiscriminately, in fact, it is good to be able to afford white rice, Baoniu's family is so rich, she can't afford to eat meat every day.
It was a little late, Xu Yinlan finally returned home, and then washed off the soil of the medicinal herbs picked today and threw them into the pot to boil.
The swarthy herb water is boiling, and it can cook a person just by looking at it.
Xu Yin's blue face is difficult to color, if he goes in like this, will he really not be cooked? However, Zangyu urged her to jump off one by one, and said that the water had to be hot to have an effect.
Xu Yinlan closed her eyes and comforted herself vigorously, hiding fish must be for her good, maybe she has thick skin and thick meat, and the water can't be boiled.
Thinking of this, she closed her eyes tightly and jumped into the boiling water with a "poof".
When her body entered the water, Xu Yinlan wanted to die in pain, and the potion seemed to turn into a sharp blade, slashing her flesh in her flesh and blood.
If the system sees this scene, it will definitely be so anxious that it can't eat snacks.
This prescription is so domineering that adults can't stand it, even more
() Not to mention a child.
It's a pity that the system was drunk to death, and the Tibetan fish who lost most of his memory and knew nothing about the cultivation realm was confused, and he still felt that he was capable, and he found all the herbs he wanted, and the advanced recipe for physical cultivation was used on a little girl, and she would definitely be able to lay a particularly solid foundation!
"Lanlan, come on!" Zangyu shouted on the side, "Let me tell you, I suddenly remembered a recipe for grilled fish, but it was delicious, and the gods didn't change it after eating it." ”
"The most important thing is that you don't need any cooking skills, you can do it with your hands, which is very suitable for you!"
Xu Yinlan was so painful that he was about to smoke it, trying to think about the grilled fish that the Tibetan fish said was grilled first and then boiled on the iron plate, the fish oil was grilled, and the bean sprouts and leeks under the mat were delicious......
Zangyu nodded secretly, the pain was unbearable, Xu Yinlan still didn't say a word, and endured it, worthy of being a genius Dao cultivator who would be famous in the cultivation realm in the future.
Xu Yinlan already had a little flower in front of her, and she seemed to see the situation in her dream again.
A girl in blue with a blurred face was knocked off a cliff and fell into the endless wind, and died in an instant......
Zangyu tells her that she may have a prophetic dream, and that the girl is her future self.
She felt the pain and helplessness of her death, the girl who had been strung away by Gangfeng and strung all her flesh and blood, leaving only a pair of white bones, her eyes were like two black holes, staring at her......
Xu Yinlan wanted to know who killed her future self, and her future self also wanted to know, but unfortunately she dreamed that the girl died every time, but she couldn't dream of who the murderer was.
Xu Yinlan's forging body was so painful that he didn't want to give up, he just wanted to know who would kill him in the future.
Until the swarthy herbal water becomes transparent and the water becomes cold.
Tibetan fish politely floated to the door, men and women seven years old different seats, he is a noble sword, especially polite.
He asked, "Lan Lan, what do you think?" Has there been any change in the body? ”
Although he is very confident in himself and feels that he has not remembered the wrong prescription, he is not afraid of 10,000 just in case.
"I think I can carry a cow." Xu Yinlan replied seriously.
After she got dressed, she tilted her head to look at the Eight Immortals table at home that had been painted, Nanmu's table was dead, and when her mother was cleaning, she had to ask the two brothers next door to help carry it.
Xu Yinlan got under the table and tried to arch up, leaving the table with all four feet off the ground.
"Wow!" Her eyes were full of joy and amazement, "I can actually lift the table, my mother said that only my father can lift it in the family." ”
She ran to the firewood room again and took out the firewood.
The brother next door said that he would come to help her chop wood when he was free.
Seven-year-old Xu Yinlan tried it before and found that he really couldn't do it, so he had to ask someone to help.
But now she feels that she can!
"Hide the fish, hide the fish, you see if I'm good!"
The little girl's knife rose and fell, and the firewood fell into two petals, and she cut the firewood into four petals with great interest.
"Awesome." Zangyu looked at the firewood under her feet, and finally couldn't help but say, "You've done so much physical work, aren't you hungry?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the little girl's stomach "gurgled" and screamed very happily.
When Xu Yinlan felt not full after eating twice as much as her usual meal, her nose was sore, and tears fell.
"Woo...... I'm going to starve to death, I'm running out of rice and noodles at home, and I'm going to eat so much that I can't feed myself. ”
Tibetan fish is a little weak-hearted, he seems to remember that those who have taken a bath in the sect will eat food with aura to supplement nutrition.
"Don't worry, I'm here." Zangyu hurriedly said, "I know some prescriptions that can replenish energy after eating, we will find them tomorrow, and you have more strength now, you can chop wood and sell it, you can also collect medicine to sell, you can also hunt and touch fish, you can't die of hunger!" ”
Xu Yinlan burst into tears and smiled, full of expectations for the future.
She's getting so powerful now that she's definitely not going to starve to death again!