231 Ma Bao Nan 2
In fact, if they walk, they can bypass the path and get home in just ten minutes.
However, because it is a car, it is a big road, although it only takes six or seven minutes, but finding a place to park and walk back and forth is very time-consuming and troublesome.
Jiang He felt that he should make more money, obviously there was a supermarket in the community, so he went so far in order to save so much money.
Back in the parking lot of the community, Jiang He had just parked his car when his mobile phone rang.
Jiang He had just answered, and the voice of an old lady rang from his mobile phone.
"Mom? You came to see us? When? Afternoon? Okay, Chu Chu and I will cook for you......"
When Sheng Chuchu heard this, his scalp suddenly tightened, as if he was facing a great enemy.
Basically, every time my mother-in-law comes over, she will stay for two or three days, and her eyes seem to be equipped with a high-magnification microscope, observing and analyzing her every move, and finding faults.
Every time her mother-in-law came, she felt that she had reduced her life expectancy by a few years, bathed in her mother-in-law's saliva attack at home, and felt her ears buzzing at work.
"Husband......" Sheng Chuchu tried to squeeze out a smile, "Mom is rare to come here, let's go buy some fish, Mom loves to eat fish......"
She thought in her heart that she would send the chicken and duck ribs she bought today back to her parents' house to be filial to her father, and she must not let her mother-in-law know.
It's not that she's not filial and reluctant to give her mother-in-law chicken and duck ribs, but that her mother-in-law is thrifty, and she will definitely be angry when she sees her so extravagant big fish and meat.
If she knew that today's dishes were bought by her husband, she would definitely be even more angry.
Sheng Chuchu thought of this, her face was empty, why don't she wait for her mother-in-law to go back, she will give her mother-in-law five hundred and let her go back to buy delicious food?
It's just that in this way, I didn't have any money left this month, and I was going to save some.
Jiang He didn't speak, he remembered the soul body with a regretful face in the system space.
The contradiction between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not small, and now they can still get along in harmony on the surface, all thanks to Sheng Chuchu to swallow his anger, and then he endured it until this lively and lovely girl died of depression.
Jiang He quickly had an idea, and said gently: "Chu Chu, my mother doesn't like to eat fish." ”
Since Party A has contributed all the merits, Jiang He feels the need to alleviate the contradiction between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. If it really doesn't work, let Jiang's mother feel how "filial" his son is in advance.
Sheng Chuchu was puzzled, obviously my mother-in-law didn't say that, "But every time my mother came over, she asked me to buy more fish to eat, saying that eating fish is smart and not fat......"
Jiang He decided to start a fool on his wife.
He first showed a bitter smile to his wife and sighed, "That's because fish is the cheapest." ”
There are many people who raise freshwater fish in K City, where they are located, and relatively speaking, the price of fish is also very cheap, and many people can afford to eat it.
"Don't look at my mother's mouth and say let's buy more fish to eat, in fact, she can't even eat fish at home."
"My family is rural, and there is no other way to make money all year round except to plant some land, raise some chickens, and feed a pig...... When I went to college, my mother was happy and distressed, because the tuition fee of several thousand yuan was astronomical for my family. ”
Sheng Chuchu suddenly remembered
From the rivers of college days,
At that time he was a grass,
I'm busy with part-time jobs every day, but I can still maintain excellent grades.
Jiang He is undoubtedly excellent, many people say that he is a poor school grass, and there are many girls who like him at that time.
Sheng Chuchu fell in love with him at first sight when he was a junior.
As a good girl, she even took out her frugal pocket money to eat at the Western restaurant where he worked, just to be able to see him more.
Sheng Chuchu muttered: "So you study normal, is it because the tuition fee of the normal university is cheap?" ”
After meeting Jiang He, his roommate in college once told her that in fact, Jiang He's score in the college entrance examination was very good, but he chose a normal teacher, and she thought that he was the same as herself, very enthusiastic about teaching and educating people.
Jiang He kept his smile unchanged on his face, but pouted in his heart.
Because the original owner wanted to save face, of course he refused to say anything about his family's poverty, and he would choose Sheng Chuchu as his girlfriend among so many girls who showed favor to him, but also because she was a local, and fantasized that her family would be able to get out of the house when she got married.
When the result was not as good as he wanted, he also complained about Sheng Chuchu, so he naturally pretended to be deaf and dumb and became a mother's boy, and asked his mother to teach her a good lesson.
Jiang He seized the opportunity to clear his name - no, what did the original master do have to do with him?
He is showing his heart in front of his wife, so that his wife loves him more.
"Chu Chu, I have always had low self-esteem, for fear that I will not be worthy of you, so after marriage, I devoted myself to work, thinking about making more money, and now the mortgage gives me a headache, if I have children, how can I afford to raise ......"
"I also know that my mother is not good enough for you, but I am too tired to be distracted when I come to work; The more I argue for you, the more angry my mom becomes, and you know that my mom is very eloquent when she's angry. ”
Hearing this, Sheng Chuchu felt a relative.
It's so right, my mother-in-law is really good at saying that she can scold people for three hours in a row without stopping, filling saliva and continuing to scold.
Sheng Chuchu cheered up: "I know, it turns out that my mother-in-law is a knife-mouthed tofu heart!" She said with a considerate face, "If she scolds me again in the future, I will let her scold, I can bear it." ”
Anyway, my mother-in-law only comes to stay for a few days a month, and she just endures it for a few days.
Jiang He frowned, bear with it! If you endure too much, you will have breast hyperplasia.
He wanted to see her fight with the old lady with a rolling pin, and he would definitely help her then! Oh, of course, he won't let the old woman find out about her partiality, so it's not a broken person.
Jiang Hedao: "Ahem, in fact, you don't have to endure it, I think of a way to make her dare not yell at you in the future." ”
"What's the solution?" Sheng Chuchu looked at him suspiciously, and then used his brain.
In the past, when she was free, she watched short dramas in her parents' school, and she was also experienced.
Suddenly, Sheng Chuchu's hand patted, and his eyes lit up: "I thought about it, if my mother-in-law scolds me in the future, you will also scold me, and if you scold her, you won't scold." ”
She thought very naively, thinking that her husband scolded her harshly, and the old lady must be worried about their relationship as husband and wife, so maybe she persuaded them not to quarrel in turn.
Jiang He rarely saw her so lively, and he really couldn't bear to tell her, maybe this was even more like the old woman's wishes.
He just smiled and said, "How dare I scold you? When I go back to the room, you must find a reason for me to kneel on the durian. ”
Sheng Chuchu retorted,
"Nonsense,
Durian is so expensive, how can I afford to buy it! ”
The most expensive fruit in the fruit store is durian, which costs nearly 300 each, and she is willing to eat it.
Jiang He is particularly speechless, is this a matter of durian?
Sheng Chuchu glared at him angrily, "Don't look at me like that, I'll buy durian next time for you to kneel!" "It's really hateful, don't think she didn't see it, he actually looked at her with the eyes of a fool.
"I'm telling you, if you treat me badly, I'll make you kneel durian, kneel keyboard, or washboard ......"
Jiang He sighed, "My stupid wife." ”
If only she really had this courage, she would only have a strong mouth, soft as a dough.
Forget it, it is only him, the chef, who can make this dough into high-quality bread and put it in the brightest closet, so that people can not afford it.
Sheng Chuchu suddenly felt sweet in his heart, and muttered, "I'm not stupid." ”
This time, she finally understood his eyes, he was more gentle and pity himself than when he fell in love in college. Now she can finally say to countless people who are not optimistic about their marriage that she is married to the right person.
At this moment, she believed that he really pitied and loved her.
Sheng Chuchu got out of the car, "Okay, let's go home." ”
"Wait."
Jiang He first took out his mobile phone, and now the smart phone has just come out, and it is expensive to die, and ordinary mobile phones can only call and send text messages.
He made a call: "Xiao Wang, my mother will come over in the afternoon, if she is carrying too heavy things, please notify me to come down...... What? My mom arrived half an hour ago...... Oh oh oh, she also took a lot of things, you helped carry them? Thank you so much......"
The corners of Sheng Chuchu's mouth twitched, it turned out that her mother-in-law was still conducting a raid, but fortunately, her husband called the doorman first.
"Husband, you have to remember later." Sheng Chuchu came to her senses and decided to act with her husband to deceive her mother-in-law, the excitement of doing bad things together overwhelmed her fear of her mother-in-law, "You remember to scold me fiercely later, scold me to the blood......
Jiang He was speechless, "Then you can't punish me for kneeling durian, neither can the keyboard and washboard!" ”
Sheng Chuchu smiled and leaned over and kissed his handsome face, "Don't worry, you won't be punished if you play badly, there will be a reward for acting well!" ”
After the couple said yes, they went home together.
Jiang He climbed upstairs with a large bag and a small bag, and when he was about to reach the corner of the stairs on the sixth floor, he handed over all the big bags and small bags to Sheng Chuchu, and packed a ticket to her: "I'll watch your husband and my performance later, it's definitely at the level of an actor." ”
Sheng Chuchu wanted to laugh, and then felt a little unconvinced, if he was an actor, then she would definitely be the Golden Dragon Queen!
Their home is on the sixth floor.
Jiang Mu in the house heard a sound on the stairs, so she couldn't help but open the door to confirm.
She didn't expect that her son and daughter-in-law were not here today, but unfortunately her raid failed.
However, after entering her son's house, she was still satisfied overall.
At a glance, you can see that the morning has been mopped, but there is still dust in the corner that has not been mopped.
She also inspected the room where the two slept, especially the master bedroom, and Jiang's mother stared at her with fiery eyes, confirming that her son's bed did not have her daughter-in-law's long hair.
Jiang's mother defended herself, not that she had to sleep in separate beds, but that her daughter-in-law was at night
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If you don't have a good rest, how can you make money?
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The daughter-in-law is really not diligent enough, how good the weather is today, it is rare that her son does not sleep lazy, and he doesn't even wash the quilt.
Mother Jiang rolled up her sleeves, took out the quilt that her son was sleeping on and washed it, and as soon as she was drying, she heard footsteps coming from the stairs.
"Bao'er, you're back."
Seeing her son, Jiang's mother showed a kind smile on her face, but when she saw the daughter-in-law behind her son again, she habitually changed her face and began to count: "How did you become someone's daughter-in-law?" How many times have I told you that only women can do the work of carrying vegetables and baskets to maintain a man's face outside......"
Jiang Mu's words suddenly couldn't go on.
Because she saw that her daughter-in-law was carrying a big bag of rice on her back, a chicken in her left hand, a duck in her right hand, and pork ribs and vegetables around her neck......
And her son was empty-handed, didn't take anything, and looked like he couldn't drag it, striding in front of the meteor, completely like an uncle.
Sheng Chuchu pretended to be out of breath and smiled flatteringly at her mother-in-law: "Mom, you're here." She deliberately lifted the things in her hand, "Look, I listen to you, I did all the things and bags." ”
Of course, Jiang's mother is very happy that it is not her son who is working hard, and her daughter-in-law is from someone else's family, so she is not distressed when she is tired, but she is ......
She said: "Next time, let Bao'er take some light, otherwise the neighbors will say that Bao'er is inconsiderate." ”
Picking bones in eggs, she's the best at it.
can give birth to such a handsome son as Jiang He, Jiang's mother is naturally not ugly, and people look quite kind, and she can't see that she is a wicked mother-in-law who is mean to her daughter-in-law.
People in their fifties don't have much gray hair, and they are in full swing every day, and they look like they are living a long life.
Jiang He walked into the house and felt a toothache at the mouthful of "Bao'er" in her mouth.
How could the original owner think that this was a sign of mother's love? He had goosebumps.
Mother Jiang closed the door, her mouth still non-stop.
"In short, your man is your heaven, and you must maintain the dignity of his man in every move." Jiang's mother often said, "Serving her husband is what a good wife should do, such as mopping the floor, cooking and washing clothes, these jobs cannot be done by men, and doing housework will consume men's courage to do big things......"
Hearing these words, Sheng Chuchu couldn't help but think of his father-in-law, although he was yelled at by his mother-in-law, but at home, he really didn't do anything about cooking and washing clothes.
Her family is the same, her father is reading the newspaper and watching TV with Erlang's legs crossed, and her stepmother is busy.
Because of these two examples, she also took it for granted, and she didn't realize that she had been PUA, PUA by her mother's family before she got married, and PUA by her mother-in-law after she got married.
Jiang He couldn't stand it, although he knew that this old woman was not good, but he didn't expect her to be so excessive.
He wanted to regret it, so he might as well knock the old woman down......
The system sensed his dangerous thoughts, and quickly jumped out, "Host, think about the merits of others, the customer is God, if she is not satisfied, she will give you a low score." ”
Jiang He said to the mean old lady: "Mom, don't worry, Chu Chu is obedient, I won't tell you if she doesn't serve well?" ”
"I'm afraid she'll spill,
You can't fight her. ”
As long as the old lady thought of the shrews in the village, she couldn't help but shudder, those shrews really treat men as dogs, and her son must not live such an undignified life!
So it was right that she started beating her daughter-in-law from the first day of her son's daughter-in-law's marriage!
"I'm her God, how dare she be disobedient?"
Jiang He deliberately held his head high and made himself look like an uncle.
But when he arrives in the room on this day, it will immediately become the ground.
Mother Jiang deliberately looked at her son, a little dissatisfied, "Son, don't cover up your daughter-in-law, and say that she serves her well, you see that you have lost weight." ”
Jiang He touched the belly that was slightly bulging because of socializing, how thick is this filter?
After a moment, I saw that Jiang Mu had already rushed to the kitchen, and when she saw those chickens, ducks and ribs, she was trembling in distress at the moment.
She scolded: "Sheng Chuchu, you don't know how to live anymore!" ”
"My mother has never seen such a greedy little daughter-in-law in her life! This chicken and duck, oh my God, now the ribs are almost thirty a pound, and you actually buy ribs! Why did my son find such a loser mother-in-law as you, and his salary was just given to you......"
Sheng Chuchu lowered her head and scolded silently, experience told her that if she dared to refute a sentence, her mother-in-law would have to reply with ten sentences, and she didn't have to do anything today.
Jiang He walked over, "Mom, you're right! He scolded with the same hatred, "I said earlier, my mother is frugal, she is reluctant to eat fish, and she even has to use the pot water to make soup...... But Chu Chu said, you are too hard, you need to make up more, and also said that this chicken and duck ribs are all bought for you, and no one will eat them. ”
Mother Jiang was stunned at first, she couldn't see it, this daughter-in-law can't beat a sullen fart with a stick, she is actually quite filial?
"Son, you won't lie to me, will you?" Mother Jiang looked suspicious, she scolded Sheng Chuchu every day, she didn't mind? How can a woman be so good these days?
"Mom, I actually want to drink chicken soup and duck soup." Jiang He wiped his face and sighed for a long time, "I socialize every day, and I am salted in alcohol, so I want to replenish my body more, Chu Chu is worried about my body." ”
After hearing this, Jiang's mother suddenly became anxious, and she looked her son up and down: "Bao'er, are you uncomfortable?" ”
Jiang Hadao: "Of course not! ”
He pulled his mother into the living room and whispered, "Mom, let me tell you, the money for buying vegetables is all Chuchu, and she was originally going to be filial to her father, isn't her father's birthday?" I thought, buy more vegetables and spend the money......" he gave the old lady a look, "you know." ”
Jiang's mother understands in seconds, compared to giving money to her father-in-law, of course, it is better to spend money on her mother-in-law, or her son is smart.
Mother Jiang changed her attitude at the moment, turned her head and smiled kindly at Sheng Chuchu, "It turns out that these meats were specially bought for me, and it's okay." ”
Sheng Chuchu was a little flattered, the old woman actually praised her today?
When Sheng Chuchu was busy with lunch in the kitchen, the TV in the living room was turned on loudly, and Jiang's mother and her son taught her daughter-in-law a plan.
"This woman, you can't be too nice to her, like Uncle Dog in our village, do you remember? When his daughter-in-law first got married, she went back to her parents' house and escaped twice...... Later, your Uncle Goudan beat her hard several times, and once almost broke Aunt Goudan bones, so she was obedient and stopped making trouble. ”
"No, more than 30 years have passed, who doesn't say that Aunt Dog is virtuous? Who would have thought that she would be so noisy at the beginning. ”
Jiang He looked teachable on his face, but snorted coldly in his heart.
Uncle Goudan in the village, Jiang He knows that Aunt Goudan is not a kidnapper, but she was definitely coaxed by someone. Her mother's home is in another province, the road is far away, and Aunt Goudan escaped several times, and finally accepted her fate.
"Mom, there is an anti-domestic violence law these days, and it is illegal to beat a woman."
Jiang He lowered his eyes, this deformed maternal love, the maternal love that achieves his son's comfortable life by exploiting his daughter-in-law, he can't afford it!
"You're stupid, of course you can't hit someone." Jiang's mother whispered, "Mom checked, isn't there such a CPU on the Internet...... You control her mentally, and as long as she loses her self-confidence, she thinks of you as heaven. ”
Jiang Hadao: "Mom, you're really fashionable, but that's called PUA, and the CPU is a computer processor." ”
"Hey, it's all the same, you just know what it means anyway." Mother Jiang didn't hear the coldness in her son's words, and said triumphantly, "Do you remember your Uncle Godan's youngest son, Aqing?" He learned from his father deceived a female college student to be a daughter-in-law, at the beginning of the female college student was not also troublesome, he deliberately went to a PUA website to learn, and now his daughter-in-law has become virtuous, his mother specially asked him for advice on how to train his daughter-in-law, and gave him a big red envelope of 300 during the New Year. ”
Mother Jiang felt pain when she thought of this.
There is really no cure!
Jiang He lowered his eyes to hide the coldness in his eyes.
He didn't want to argue with Jiang's mother about why women should be embarrassed by women, decades of deep-rooted thoughts were not something he could change, even if he became a feminist, he was afraid that his mother would not only not stand on his side, but also suspect that something was wrong with his brain.
Even the system can't listen to it anymore.
It felt that the task of this peaceful world did not seem to be so easy to do, and this tasker who paid merit was so annoying that it really wanted to stuff her into the space storm and let her go with the wind, and did not want these merits.
"Host, it's my fault, your world is going to be hard again!" The system recognized the mistake very quickly, after all, the host had said before that it was necessary to pick a relaxing modern plane for vacation.
"No, it's not that hard." Jiang He said in his heart, "As long as I gnaw at the old, I can easily take a vacation." ”
He said to the system, and then smiled at the old lady with a "filial" smile.
This old lady loves her son so much, she must not mind her son gnawing at the old, right?
"Mom, actually, my work hasn't been going well lately." Jiang He said to the old lady, "I haven't saved much money, and I decided to have a child in a few years......"
The old lady was suddenly shocked, she was so old, what hope did she have? Of course, I was looking forward to the birth of my grandson.
She screamed at the moment: "No, it can't be a few years, in a few years, Sheng Chuchu will be thirty, can he still give birth?" ”
The old lady hurriedly brainwashed her son, "Son, let me tell you, the best age for a woman to have a child is twenty-five. Sheng Chuchu is fourteen this year, and he is pregnant now, and he will be born next year, which is just right. ”
Jiang He still had a sad face: "I know, but raising children is too expensive, diapers and milk powder are removed by thousands a month, of course, cheap ones are not impossible, but if you look at those new nets on the Internet, it is said that cheap milk powder is not safe, and diapers are the same...... Also, if the child is sick, it will be more expensive, and when he is three years old and goes to kindergarten - okay, it is simply a gold-swallowing beast, and a good kindergarten is tens of thousands of yuan a semester! ”
In the end, Jiang He himself had a painful face, and sighed: "Mom, if I don't give birth, now the couple who doesn't have children is called Dink, but it's fashionable and popular!" ”
The old lady was dizzy, and only felt as if her son was not so cute.
She was so anxious that she patted her son on the back, "No, you must give birth!" I'm still waiting to hold my grandson, isn't it just money, I'll figure it out. ”
The old lady sat down on the couch and held her head.
She is a fashionable old lady who knows that the cost of raising children is high now, but no matter how high it is, she has to give birth!
Their Jiang family can't be broken in this generation!!