How to plow thousands of miles for the first emperor's cub Section 256

At this time, the uncle and nephew looked at each other tacitly, and then left the fire at the same time.

Meng Wu: "? ”

Meng Wu: "! ”

The neat firewood pile collapsed with a bang under the joint efforts of Zhu Xiang and Ying Xiaozheng.

The two uncles and nephews showed the same cheerful expressions.

Zhu Xiang said: "When I see something that is folded very neatly, I want to knock it down, it's so cool!" ”

Ying Xiaozheng didn't speak, but his expression looked the same.

Zhu Xiang said: "Meng Wu, pile up another one?" ”

Meng Wu raised his casserole-sized fist: "I'll pile you up a ghost!" ”

Zhu Xiang ran with his legs pulled, and went up the tree in an instant, faster than a monkey, and he didn't know how to train this agile skill.

Meng Wu was so angry that he smashed his fist into the tree, smashing the tree to the ground.

Ying Xiaozheng took over his uncle's position and burned the fire.

He shook his head and sighed. Uncle is really, such a big man, so naΓ―ve. Uncle Meng: This is the first time that he has been beaten by his uncle in anger, right? Why is my uncle so uneasy?

Zhu Xiang was arrogant on the tree: "It's not the pile of bamboo blocks that I knocked down alone, and Zheng'er's share." Do you have the ability to beat Zheng'er? I know that I am afraid of the soft and the hard. ”

Meng Wu sneered: "The son is not the fault of the godfather, of course I will beat you!" ”

Zhu Xiang said: "Then you should go and beat Xia Tong, go, go to Xianyang to beat Xia Tong." ”

Meng Wu jumped to his feet in anger. Ying Xiaozheng continued to shake his head and sigh.

This chaotic farce only ended when Li Mu arrived.

Li Mu came to Nanjun this time, in addition to picking up Zhu Xiang, who "if he didn't pick up, he would definitely take Zheng'er to play in Nanjun for a long time, and leave the duty of the county guard of Wu County behind", he also knew that Mengwu was going south and wanted to ask about the situation of the Baiyue tribe south of Nanjun.

In the future, the Qin army will go south to the land of Baiyue, and it will be comprehensively promoted from east to west, and it will not just go all the way.

At that time, the commander in command of the multi-road army was likely to be himself, and Li Mu came early to collect information.

Li Mu estimated the time, only two days later than Ying Xiaozheng, and arrived one and a half days later than Ying Xiaozheng.

After he asked for directions, he came directly to the Mengwu courtyard where Zhu Xiang was staying, and stepped into the door without sending anyone to report.

Before Li Mu saw anyone, he heard Zhu Xiang's sound of beating. He paused, then quickened. Entering the courtyard gate, he fixed his eyes and looked, as expected, Zhu Xiang went up the tree again, and Meng Wu was so angry that he wanted to cut down the tree with an axe under the tree.

"What's wrong again?" Li Mu asked angrily, "Zhu Xiang, come down!" ”

Zhu Xiang hugged the tree trunk: "If you stop Meng Wu and don't beat me, I'll come down." ”

Li Mu sighed: "He won't beat you." If he really beats you, will you still live? Come down, don't teach bad politicians. ”

Meng Wu immediately complained: "Li Mu, it just so happens that you are giving me a comment." I finally built the pyre, and this guy Zhu Xiang actually took Zheng'er to push the pyre I had just piled up, and asked me to pile another one. Did he bring Zheng'er badly? Isn't it time to be beaten? ”

Li Mu was puzzled: "That's it?" Are you angry like this because of this? ”

Meng Wu: "......"

The corners of Zhu Xiang's mouth hooked up the amplitude of the upward curve.

Ying Xiaozheng couldn't help laughing, hahahaha, couldn't help it.

Meng Wu spat on the ground and muttered a curse.

Li Mu really didn't understand, was this little thing worth Meng Wu being so angry about? However, he had a very high emotional intelligence, and when he saw that Meng Wu was really angry, he said with a serious face: "Let Zhu Xiang come down and pile the firewood by himself." If you are still angry, how about you also knock down the pyre once? ”

Meng Wu said: "Okay! ”

Li Mu said: "Did you hear it, come down." ”

"I don't agree." Zhu Xiang muttered, but still climbed down with his hands and feet.

Li Mu watched Zhu Xiang's action of climbing the tree, covered his eyes, and scolded Lin Zhen fiercely.

Zhu Xiang's tree-climbing action is almost exactly the same as Lin Zhen's. Zhu Xiang was taught bad by Lin Zhen, right?

"Come, Zheng'er, the pyre that we pushed together, pile it together." Zhu Xiang can't be punished alone.

Ying Xiaozheng sighed: "Oh. ”

The uncle and nephew had just pushed the pyre, and now they were playing with "building blocks" again, still smiling and looking very happy.

Meng Wu was even more depressed in his heart.

Is this a punishment?

Forget it, what else could he do? Really beat Zhu Xiang? He didn't dare beat him down.

At this time, Meng Wu suddenly understood something in his heart.

Why does Zhu Xiang run away with an exaggerated posture every time, trying his best to run to a place where they can't beat him?

Zhu Xiang must have understood in his heart that even if he stood still, his friends would not really treat him.

Meng Wu looked at Li Mu.

Li Mu said: "What? ”

Meng Wu lowered his voice and said: "Zhu Xiang knew that we wouldn't beat him and he deliberately ran away, did he give us a face?" ”

Li Mudao: "You just know? ”

Meng Wu rubbed his nose and smiled embarrassedly, and the depression in his chest disappeared completely.

Zhu Xiang took Ying Xiaozheng to pile up the pyre, but Meng Wu was still reluctant to knock down the neat pyre, saying that it would be forgotten.

However, Zhu Xiang quickly pulled out the bottom piece of firewood, and then the firewood pile collapsed, and proudly showed off his "exquisite" building block skills.

Meng Wu: "......"

Forget it, it's enough to be angry at this kind of once.

He's going to have a big meal today!

Li Mu also joined the cooking team.

He was in charge of cutting beef, and he was so good at solving cattle that Zhu Xiang's eyelids jumped, and he didn't dare to ask Li Mu how he practiced it.

In fact, if he asked, he might not be afraid. Because Li Mu trained it when he was distributing beef to the soldiers in Yanmen County.

"The smell of cigarette shoots is so good." Ying Xiaozheng sniffed, "Can cigarette shoots be used directly as snacks?" ”

Zhu Xiang smiled. His housekeeper is really obsessed with eating.

"Yes, but it's not easy to chew, so it's usually used as a side dish." Zhu Xiang said, "But you can cook some fresh bamboo shoots and mix them cold for you to eat as snacks." ”

Ying Xiaozheng said: "It's decided!" Uncle, when you go back, don't let your aunt cook again. ”

Zhu Xiang said: "Your uncle is a good cook, but her health is not good, she can't stay in the kitchen for a long time, and she will have chest tightness and shortness of breath." She cooks for you, and you should thank her. ”

Ying Xiaozheng looked aggrieved: "I know, I am grateful." But my aunt listened to Bian Que's words, and Bian Que said how to eat the most nutritious and healthy, my aunt did what she did. But nutrition and health really don't taste good! ”

What is boiled with less oil and less salt, can it be delicious? Can you!

I'm still young, and I'm going to eat unhealthy food with heavy oil, heavy salt, and heavy sugar!

Zhu Xiang smiled and said, "Okay, my uncle will persuade her when he goes back." When a mother is like this, she will be overly concerned about her child. ”

Although Ying Xiaozheng's tone was still very aggrieved, he had a smug smile on his face: "I know." "My aunt loves me the most!

"Li Mu, why did you come to Wu County?" Zhu Xiang poured Li Mu a glass of slightly sour wine made from miscellaneous fruits.

Li Mudao: "Come and arrest you and Zheng'er to go back to Wu County to do things." ”

Zhu Xiang: "......"

He turned his head to Ying Xiaozheng and said, "Zheng'er, don't let Li Mu be the prime minister in the future." If he is the prime minister, you don't want to take a breath. ”

Ying Xiaozheng nodded solemnly with a straight face: "Uncle is right, I will let Uncle Lin be the prime minister!" ”

Meng Wu turned his face to the side and covered his mouth: "Poof, cough, cough, cough." ”

Li Mudao: "When the world is unified and you need to recuperate, it is okay to let Lin Li be the prime minister." He should be the most suitable Xiangguo for the world to recuperate. ”

Zhu Xiang and Ying Xiaozheng glanced at each other.

Zhu Xiang: Li Mu is really boring.

Ying Xiaozheng: Yes, yes.

The two of them were joking, and Li Mu replied seriously, it was really boring.

Meng Wu observed this scene thoughtfully.

He came to his senses!

How to get rid of the terrible joke of Zhu Xiang and Ying Xiaozheng? Then take the joke seriously.

But with Li Mu's good concentration, can he stand still in Zhu Xiang's joke attack? Meng Wu was a little unconfident.

Well, very unconfident.

Meng Wu sighed inwardly. Therefore, some people can enter and exit the general, and some people can only be deputy generals and county guards.

But the taste of hugging his thighs is really good, and he is still suitable for his current life. In and out of the phase or something, let the two sons go. Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and he believes in his sons.

Bamboo shoots are indeed the best accompaniment to pork, beef, and chicken – and if you have fish, you might be able to do it as well. In short, bamboo shoots and meat are really the most infallible way to eat.

Ying Xiaozheng poured rice with the soup of burning beef brisket with tobacco shoots, and even showed off three bowls of white rice, and Li Mu and Meng Wu praised it, saying that Ying Xiaozheng could be a military general with this kind of rice.

Zhu Xiang only has one idea, Zheng'er really expresses the proverb "half the size eats the poor man" vividly.

With Zheng'er's food consumption, it will be at least 1.8 meters in the future.

Zhu Xiang originally wanted to stay in Nanjun for a while and take a look at the situation in Nanjun's fields by the way.

But Li Mudu came to arrest him in person, so he could only follow Li Mu back to Wu County, and kept complaining that Li Mu was a "supervisor" along the way.

Li Mu stood at the bow of the boat with a long sword and blew the wind, taking Zhu Xiang's words as the wind in his ears.

Ying Xiaozheng sat on the side of the boat, rolled up his trouser legs, put a pair of bare feet into the water, and sang a speech.

has been in Chu for so long, Ying Xiaozheng is used to Chu Ci tunes in his ears, just like later generations who listened to brainwashing songs, and sang them inadvertently.

Ying Xiaozheng's Chu language is not very standard, Zhu Xiang listened to it for a long time, and only then did he hear that Ying Xiaozheng sang about the words written by Qu Yuan when he met the fisherman hermit and the river was turbid and the river was clear.