How to plow thousands of miles for the first emperor's cub Section 424
The two queen mothers were very curious and asked what kind of sacrificial song and dance it was.
Prince Zheng: "......"
He found out that the elders would not consider his mood, and only wanted to be lively by himself.
It's just a crown ceremony, just go through the process simply, why bother for a day? Isn't this a waste of work on the time gate?
Zhu Xiang listened to the prince's complaints, and laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up straight.
Ying Xiaozheng's current complaint is like marrying young people in later generations.
The newlyweds are eager to pull a certificate and end it, at most a few relatives and friends will get together. The elders must be grand, as lively as they can be, blowing, playing and singing, and all kinds of etiquette are repeated.
Speaking of newlyweds......
Zhu Xiang asked Zichu: "Zheng'er has passed the crown, what about the prince's wife you prepared for Zheng'er?" ”
Zi Chu said: "I think Zheng'er has a big idea, and I'm afraid that he wants to make his own wife, so I only prepared a few lady candidates, and I will give it after he passes the crown." Are any of the people in the room you arranged for Zheng'er pregnant? If you are pregnant, you can give a name first. ”
Zhu Xiang was puzzled: "Huh? What is the person in the room? ”
Zichu: "? ”
Zhu Xiang: "? ”
The two looked at each other.
Lin Zhen coughed dryly and asked, "Could it be that both of you thought that the other party would prepare a woman for Zheng'er to teach personnel, so you didn't prepare?" ”
Zichu: "......"
Zhu Xiang: "......"
Cai Ze raised his forehead: "So Zheng'er hasn't passed the personnel yet?!" ”
His voice was so high that he was about to growl.
As a noble child, the prince of Qin, he is twenty-two years old and has not yet learned about personnel?! What are you two doing!!
Zichu immediately said: "Zhu Xiang raised Zheng'er, this is his fault. ”
Zhu Xiang scolded: "Not only are you born but not raised, do you even have to worry about the affairs of Zheng'er's backyard!" ”
Zichu immediately argued.
Zhu Xiang bluntly insulted.
Seeing that the two were about to fight again, Lin Zhen and Cai Ze pulled the two apart, so as not to faint when the two patients were too excited.
"Okay, you hurry up and send the person you chose to Zheng'er, and let him fight to hold your grandson next year." Lin Zhen smiled bitterly, "Zheng'er is in good health, and the speed of holding his grandson must be very fast." ”
Zi Chu, who was being pulled by Lin Zhen, stretched out his foot to kick Zhu Xiang while coughing: "If I didn't see my grandson before I closed my eyes, it was all Zhu Xiang's fault." ”
Zhu Xiang, who was being pulled by Cai Ze, also stretched out his foot to kick Zi Chu: "That's your own fault!" ”
"Alright, alright."
"Both of you are at fault, don't argue."
"Quickly arrange people for Zheng'er."
"Give Zheng'er a month off and let him work hard in the backyard. He was not allowed to leave the courtyard until after January. ”
After hearing this, Zhu Xiang hesitated and said: "What you say seems to be that Zheng'er is a breeder...... Ahem. ”
The three of them, including Ying Xiaozheng's biological father, gave Zhu Xiang a calm look.
Isn't it?
Zhu Xiang smiled bitterly: "Okay, okay, okay." "The Zheng'er family really has a throne to inherit.
However, Zhu Xiang is very confident in Ying Xiaozheng's fertility. Who doesn't know, just Qin II destroyed himself and killed more than 30 brothers and sisters, and his family's first emperor cub was very capable of giving birth.
Alas, after Zheng'er and the crown, he can no longer be called the first emperor cub, Ying Xiaozheng.
Zhu Xiang was extremely melancholy.
"Why is Zheng'er so big in the blink of an eye?" Zhu Xiang gestured at the waist door, "When Zheng'er was so old, it seemed like yesterday." ”
Zichu said: "Zheng'er was very energetic when she was born, and her crying voice was particularly loud. He has been extraordinary since he was a child. ”
Lin Zhen was also melancholy: "Zheng'er can't ride on my neck to be a general now." ”
Cai Ze scolded: "Don't mention this again!" Every time you ask Zheng'er to poke my hair in a bun with a wooden sword! Am I a straw man for martial arts? ”
Zi Chu immediately said: "And this matter? Let's be specific! ”
Zhu Xiang said: "That's a lot to say." ”
Zichu and Zhu Xiang ended their dispute. The four of them put their hands in their sleeves, stood under the eaves, and chatted about Ying Xiaozheng when he was a child while watching the snow.
When Ying Xiaozheng came to work with his father, Xiangguo, and Chang Pingjun, the prime minister of the country, he saw the elders leave government affairs behind and get together to talk about his black history.
Ying Xiaozheng was annoyed and angry: "I didn't wet the bed!" ”
Zhu Xiang: "Yes." ”
Lin Zhen: "Really. ”
Cai Ze: "It seems to ...... Forget it, Zheng'er said that no is nothing. ”
Zichu: "Hahahahaha." ”
Ying Xiaozheng was so embarrassed that he turned around and left.
Halfway through, he remembered that he had come to work for the elders, and turned around angrily: "What are you talking about standing here!" There are so many paperwork, have they all been processed! ”
Zi Chu continued to laugh: "Look at this prince, he is still urging the widow to work, the king of Qin." ”
Zhu Xiang laughed and said: "Yes, he is disobedient, King Qin, punish him quickly!" ”
Lin Zhen said with a straight face: "How can there be a prince in the world who reprimands the monarch, he must be punished!" ”
Cai Ze thought about it and decided to be gregarious: "How to punish it?" ”
Zi Chu said: "Didn't Zhu Xiang say that Zheng'er likes to eat osmanthus cake the most?" The widow wants to order that the prince will not be allowed to eat osmanthus cake from now on. ”
Zhu Xiang couldn't straighten up with a smile: "It's too cruel, I agree!" ”
Lin Zhen is still serious: "With Zheng'er's character, he will probably change the name of osmanthus cake when he becomes the queen of Qin, and then he can continue to eat osmanthus cake." ”
Cai Ze couldn't help but laugh: "It's what Zheng'er will do." ”
Ying Xiaozheng walked in the door, threw the paperwork on the table, turned around and ran.
He's going to Xun Weng to complain!
Not only did these four people not handle government affairs well, but they also laughed at me!
Zi Chu said: "He must have gone to Xun Qing again." ”
Zhu Xiang shook his head: "Little complaining dog." ”
Lin Zhen said: "Okay, don't look at the snow, come to work." ”
Cai Ze rubbed his shoulders and sighed, "There are so many things." What about Li Mu? Now there is no need for him to lead the troops, let him come too. ”
Zi Chu sighed: "I notified him a long time ago, he didn't say that he was going to Yanmen County to have a look, alas, I think he is lazy." ”
Zhu Xiang nodded: "That's it." ”
Lin Zhen said: "Not really. This time the grassland disaster was also very serious, and it was also necessary for him to go to Yanmen County to rectify military affairs to prevent the invasion of Beihu. ”
While chatting, the four of them picked up the paperwork that Ying Xiaozheng threw away because of anger.
"It's a pity that Li Mu can't come to participate in the Zheng'er crown ceremony."
"It's a shame indeed."
"Maybe he'll make it back."
"When he comes back, don't let him go, let him stay and do things."
Zhu Xiang and Zichu held their shoulders and shook their shoulders with laughter.
Lin Zhen also held his forehead: "Cai Ze, are you there?" Are you so tired? ”
Cai Ze snorted coldly, and flicked his sleeves: "You come to try to be Xiangguo." ”
Lin Zhen immediately said: "Don't try." ”
Zhu Xiang and Zichu continued to hold their shoulders and shook their shoulders with laughter.
Xunzi, who was brought in to "admonish" after being sued by Ying Xiaozheng, just walked into the courtyard when he heard wanton laughter in the door of the room.
He also smiled and sighed, and said to Ying Xiaozheng: "It seems that they have started to deal with government affairs, don't be angry." ”
Ying Xiaozheng held Xun Zi's arm and snorted coldly: "Xun Weng will go with me." If Xun Weng is not here, they will still bully me. ”
Xunzi smiled and patted Ying Xiaozheng's arm: "If I don't go, if I go, they won't be so comfortable." ”
Ying Xiaozheng said: "Then I'll take the documents I want to deal with to Xun Weng, and I don't want to work with them." ”
Xunzi said: "Whatever you want." I'm going to introduce you to a couple of people who can use it. ”
Ying Xiaozheng nodded: "Okay." ”
Ying Xiaozheng really would rather run a few more times than work in the same room with the four elders.
Zhu Xiang and Zichu laughed at Ying Xiaozheng again, Lin Zhen followed and beat the side drum, and Cai Ze dissuaded a few people not to go too far.
On the second day of the first lunar month, Ying Xiaozheng's twenty-first birthday, the time door for the crown ceremony has arrived.
Xue Ji and Li Mu really arrived on time.
Li Mu also gave Ying Xiaozheng a knife, saying that it was the captured things of a certain leader of Beihu, which came from the Western Regions, and it looked good, Zheng'er must like it.
"The Western Regions can also make knives?" Ying Xiaozheng really couldn't put it down, "I thought the knife was invented by my uncle." ”
Zhu Xiang smiled: "I don't have such a skill. ”
Ying Xiaozheng held his head high and said: "When I become the king of Qin, I will send people to reconcile with the countries of the Western Regions." ”
Zhu Xiang made a relieved expression: "It's okay, it's a repair, not a conquest." ”
Ying Xiaozheng said angrily: "I'm not stupid. The Western Regions are far away, and there is a desert in the middle, so even if it is defeated, the Qin State will not be able to rule. ”