Ninety-sixth, you're crazy

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Liu Wenzhu received an astonishing phone call, Chen Baohua's parents were crazy! Many people in the village went crazy at the same time.

Chen Baohua was taken aback! It was strange why his parents suddenly went crazy without symptoms, and it was two people who went crazy at the same time as many people in the village! This is too unbelievable. How could such a coincidence come together? He felt a sense of foreboding.

"What's going on? Didn't you eat something?"

"It's possible, maybe it's something that caused the nervous disorder. "There is speculation.

"It's impossible! Nerves and spirit are fundamentally two different things!" With Chen Baohua's IQ, he had already guessed eight or nine and couldn't leave ten, and hurriedly asked people to call Pig Pig! He wanted to know what was going on from Pig Pig?

After a while, Piggy took Lili's hand and came closer. Chen Baohua explained the situation and let Piggy see what was going on? Piggy only needed to close his eyes and think about it to know what had happened: "A group of hellish devils know that I have lost all my skills, and they have taken the opportunity to make trouble, trying to take the opportunity to eradicate this confidant of mine!"

"Since they are looking for revenge on you, why should they go to harm the villagers?" someone questioned.

"Fishing!" said Piggy, "how can he fish me back if he doesn't make a little deal?"

"Then, since that's the case, without further ado, I have to go back to my hometown Yiyuan with Tingyu!" Chen Baohua stood up to leave.

"Big brother, I'll go too. "Ermao wants to follow.

"I'll go, I'll go!"

"No!" Chen Baohua said, "You stay and take care of the pigs." I'm afraid they're going to be bad for Piggy. ”

"Simply!" Liu Wenzhu said, "Let's take the pig back as soon as possible." ”

"This.... ”

"It's okay!" Ermao said, "Big brother, there is me!"

"Don't hesitate!" Brother Leopard said, "Just do what Baohua said, and go together." It also saves everyone from being distracted. ”

"Okay!"

In this way, within a few days of returning to Qingdao, everyone returned to their hometown of Yiyuan in a hurry. Just arrived at the head of the village. The group found a man riding a donkey upside down. But the donkey did not listen to the call, and did not ride steadily. Suddenly, the donkey stumbled and threw the man to the ground. Smashed that man to the point of a wolf howl!

The donkey seemed to be unbearable and made his temperament scream, and he competed with the donkey rider to see who could scream louder and more cheerfully, and a human and animal volume contest had just begun. One voice is higher than the other, and no one is convinced, and the decibel is definitely more than one hundred and twenty.

Everyone thought it was funny, so they wanted to go over and watch the excitement.

Suddenly, the man on the donkey jumped up and jumped on the donkey's back. Trying to tame the stubborn donkey.

Who knew that the stubborn donkey was furious, and he refused to let him ride on him, and jumped up and down to throw the donkey rider to the ground. For a time, the contest between man and donkey was indistinguishable, one wanted to ride, the other did not ride, and no one refused to admit defeat.

The donkey was jumping around the field. Everyone sweated for the donkey rider.

The donkey rider wrapped his arms around the donkey's neck and refused to let go, and it was difficult for you to throw the donkey rider off his back even if you did everything in your might.

"Who is so capable? It's rare to be undefeated on the back of this donkey. Liu Wenzhu said: "If you were to change to our generation, I am afraid that no one will be able to fall off the back of this lively donkey with bare hands for more than ten seconds." ”

Everyone admired the donkey rider's kung fu skills and secretly applauded!

The field has changed by this time, and the stubborn donkey is no longer stubborn. Be honest like an obedient and good boy.

"If you have the ability, you can jump for me again, you! What about your ability?" the donkey rider rode on the back of the donkey with the power of a tiger and a wolf, pointing and beating the stubborn donkey's head like a child.

The stubborn donkey seemed to be insulted and abused, and suddenly jumped up. Caught off guard, he threw the donkey rider to the ground.

The donkey rider may have been hurt by the fall. Touching his ass and crying .......

Suddenly, everyone thought that the man's back was familiar. When I ran up, I saw that it was none other than Chen Baohua's mother, Yiheyuan!

"Mom, what are you doing here?" Chen Baohua hugged his mother.

"Who are you?" The old woman's eyes flashed with a fierce light that was not easily noticed, and she glanced at the pig, and then, with a crazy smile, pointed at Chen Baohua's nose and scolded: Where did you come from? Who is your mother?"

Chen Baohua was caught off guard and slapped his mother hard, and his face was hot and painful. At that moment, Chen Baohua suddenly felt strange, how could his mother have such strength, and how could she be so powerful and able to tame a stubborn donkey! But this suspicion was only a matter of a moment, and at the moment, what he was most worried about was his mother's physical condition.

"Mom, I'm your son!" Chen Baohua felt very surprised, and looked at it a few times.

"My son, do I have a son?" the old woman looked up at the sky and meditated... It seems to be trying to reminisce about the past.

"Catch a thief! someone has stolen a cow!" another man came to the village in a frenzy, also unkempt, and his clothes were torn to pieces, like a tray for mopping the floor, and strips of cloth fluttered in the wind.

Followed by a large group of crazy people, one by one shouting and bluffing. Among them are the Zhang brothers! The leader is none other than Chen Baohua's father, Chen Kangshanye!

I saw him go up and grab the old woman's collar, and glared angrily: "You mother-in-law thief! You madman! Dare to steal my cattle!"

"You're a thief! You're a madman! I'll kill you!" The old woman was unequivocal, and she and her husband fought like strangers. A large group of madmen immediately joined the warband, unable to tell who was with whom, just blindly fighting...

"Stop!" Chen Kangshan held the old woman in his hand, and suddenly shouted: "You crazy people, don't beat your own people, the villain has already been caught red-handed by me, and now, I want to go to court to ask the case." Kneel on both sides and see how I ascend. ”

"Report to the lord!" Zhang He took a step forward and clenched his fists and said, "It was this old woman who stole the donkey, why do you want us to kneel? ”

"Hmm!" Chen Kangshan said: "She is a cattle stealer, you are a blind cow, you are the plaintiff, of course you have to kneel down first and my grandfather to sue here." ”

"My lord!" Zhang Qiang came out and said, "It's not that we're blind to the cow, it's that we're blind to a horse!"

"It's a cow!" Chen Kangshan said, "You kid is crazy, and you can't even tell the difference between a cow and a horse." ”

"It's a horse!" Zhang Qiang said, "Your Excellency, you are a madman, and you can't even tell the difference between a horse and a cow." ”

"It's a cow!"

"It's a horse!"

"Cow!"

"Horses!"

The two sides of the "......!!!" debated fiercely, and neither of them was convinced.

"Haha!" Chen Baohua's mother, Yi Heyuan, suddenly laughed: "You are all crazy, I stole neither cattle nor horses." ”

"What's that?" Chen Kangshan and Zhang Qiang asked at the same time.

"Horse!" said Yi Heyuan, "I stole a mule!"

"Is it a mule?" Chen Kangshan and Zhang Qiang couldn't figure it out.

"I said it's a mule, are you right?"

"Yes!"

Yiheyuan actually interacted with a large group of madmen. Except for Chen Kangshan and Zhang Qiang, the rest of them all supported Yiheyuan.

"You guys say," Yi Heyuan said, "Are they crazy?"

"Yes!" echoed the crowd of madmen.

"That's good!" Yi Heyuan said: "Since they are all crazy, will I come to ascend to the church?"

"Good!" the delirious madmen applauded.

"That's good!" Yi Heyuan slapped his thigh and said, "Bring the thief catcher!"

"Yes!" Someone went up, so Chen Kangshan and Zhang Qiang pinned their hands behind their backs and pushed and shoved them up.

"Boldly catch the thief," Yi Heyuan slapped his thigh instead of shocking the wood and said: "In broad daylight, in front of everyone's eyes, you dare to openly catch the thief, can you be guilty?"

"Little confession!" Chen Kangshan and Zhang Qiang did not admit themselves, confused, and admitted their mistakes again and again.

"Since he is guilty, drag it down and hit the eighty boards. "Yiheyuan ordered.

"Yes!" someone came up and pressed it, but found that there was no board.

"Master Qiyu!" someone reported: "How can you fight without a board?"

"No board?" Yi Heyuan thought for a while and said, "Then use the soles to hit eighty soles each." ”

"Yes!" someone took off the soles of their shoes and raised their hands to hit.

"Stop!" Looking at the performance of his parents, Chen Baohua felt uncomfortable for a while, a loving couple on weekdays didn't know each other today, and they couldn't even tell the difference between donkeys and cows and horses, which shows that the madness of the two has reached the extreme. In a hurry, he hurriedly stopped it loudly.

Chen Baohua decided to take his parents home first and then discuss.

A large group of crazy people, it is naturally difficult to restrain them to take them home. It took a lot of effort to get them back to the village.

As night fell, the small mountain village suddenly fell silent, and there was no noise during the day, and it was as silent as an engine that had extinguished a fire.

Chen Baohua and Ermao quietly took advantage of the night to walk out of the darkness and hide in a secret place.

However, Fang Tingyu, Liu Wenzhu, Brother Leopard and others were still sitting in the room drinking tea and chatting!

Piggy slept alone like a well-behaved child. He is no longer the heroic boy he was yesterday!

When the day passed, suddenly the wind blew and swept with sand and stones. Immediately afterward, I heard a ghost crying wolf howling mixed with the yin wind... (To be continued......)

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