Nie Xiaoqian has never made a film in the United States, but now that American blockbusters have become popular, many big directors want to borrow Nie Xiaoqian's style!

Mentally retarded!

The TV series "Young Huang Feihong" starring Nie Xiaoqian soon started broadcasting, and this hidden little fat man Huang Xiaotian soon became a role that children in front of the TV care about very much.

But Nie Xiaoqian doesn't watch TV, primary school students like to watch TV, and junior high school students have more entertainment activities.

The first weekend of school

"Baby, I'll be back soon~" Sister Zhiling said softly in her mobile phone: "Wait for me tonight, okay?" ”

Nie Xiaoqian, who was playing a game with his friends, quickly blushed and became excited when he heard the sound on his mobile phone.

"Okay! I'll lie in bed! ”

Nie Xiaoqian hung up the phone excitedly, and quickly shouted to the classmates who were playing games: "Go home, don't come over to play in the future, my single life is coming to an end!" ”

The rest thought that Nie Xiaoqian's parents were back, so they had to pack up their things and go home.

After Nie Xiaoqian sent his classmates away, he quickly cleaned up the room and changed into a student suit worn by a handsome guy.

Nie Xiaoqian has developed rapidly for a while, even if he plays with junior high school students who are two or three years older than him, he will not be regarded as a primary school student.

Especially in terms of strength, eleven-year-old Nie Xiaoqian was able to pedal a bicycle and rush onto the overpass where other people's carts were struggling to go up!

In addition to eating and drinking every day, he always goes out to play and tosses hard.

Of course, I will also play games every day to exercise my brain, and the smart little brain melon must be getting stronger and stronger!

It didn't take long for someone to knock on the door outside.

"Baby~"

Nie Xiaoqian was very excited when he heard the voice, and quickly ran over to open the door.

After opening the door, there is a beautiful woman wearing a summer dress, with a slender waist, slender thighs, and a charming and elegant face!

"Hey! Crushes! Nie Xiaoqian looked at the big beauty excitedly, and hurriedly opened the door and shouted: "Quick, come in, my little cutie~"

Sister Zhiling, who returned from plastic surgery, can't see where the plastic surgery is at all, but her whole body is beautiful and itchy.

Nie Xiaoqian, who lacked love since childhood, soon became intoxicated with the arms of her big sister.

Zhiling got the perfect appearance of her ideal this time, but this appearance needs regular maintenance.

You can be casual when you're young, and pay more attention when you're in your thirties.

These are all things in the future, and now you can earn a fortune that you can't spend for a lifetime with your appearance, so what is there when you get old and your appearance returns to a normal state?

"Baby, thanks to your funding this time, I have gained such a big promotion, I want to thank you so much~"

Nie Xiaoqian said happily: "Hmm! Then you have to work harder! Dear~"

Nie Xiaoqian quickly pursed his mouth, like a blooming chrysanthemum, and like a fish's mouth on the shore.

Zhiling said embarrassedly: "Don't worry, I have signed a contract with the company for twenty years, and I will always take good care of you by your side in the future~"

"Uh-huh!" Nie Xiaoqian was even more happy, pursed his lips and moistened his lips, and then continued to pout his mouth like a chrysanthemum and wait for kisses.

Zhiling made this money really hard, and let Nie Xiaoqian kiss her cheek with her sideways face.

After kissing, nothing more excessive happened, because Nie Xiaoqian had more important things to do!

Nie Xiaoqian wiped his mouth and said happily: "Well, the teacher assigned me a lot of homework at the beginning of school today, you help me write my homework first, this is important." ”

Zhiling said sluggishly: "Doing homework? This ......"

Nie Xiaoqian asked curiously: "Don't you know how to do your homework?" ”

"I don't know much...... Zhiling knows Nie Xiaoqian's habits very well, he is really the kind that will let people help him with his homework, and he will write for a long time.

Nie Xiaoqian sighed, "There's no way, then I'll say tomorrow that the finished homework book was accidentally taken by you to wipe your buttocks, you have to remember to testify for me when the time comes!" ”

It is impossible to write homework, and Nie Xiaoqian absolutely refuses to write homework, so he can only think of various evil methods.

Zhiling said with some confusion: "Baby, in fact, you don't have to do your homework." ”

"Of course I don't have to do my homework, and I don't want to." Nie Xiaoqian said as a matter of course, and couldn't help but sigh, "I don't want to write, I'm scared when I see the homework book." ”

Zhiling said cautiously: "The people at the school may have listened to other people's bad words and said that you are not very smart, so they will definitely not embarrass you about homework." ”

Nie Xiaoqian, who was worried about doing his homework, was suddenly stunned.

Scales fall from one's eyes!

The mouth is open!

"Oh! I remember! I have a certificate of mental retardation!! ”

Nie Xiaoqian suddenly became excited, "I'm a certified person, so I don't have to do my homework!" ”

Zhiling quickly comforted: "A certificate is a certificate, I believe baby you are the smartest child in the world!" ”

Nie Xiaoqian quickly opened his hands and put them in Zhiling's arms, and said movingly: "Zhiling still understands me, I'm not mentally retarded, but there are many benefits to being mentally retarded, I want to be mentally retarded!" ”

Zhiling hugged the mentally handicapped child and gently patted Nie Xiaoqian's back.

"Well, of course you're not mentally retarded, you're a smart kid, a big star, and a genius."

Nie Xiaoqian said proudly: "Of course! The houses in the magic capital will definitely appreciate, and the houses in the capital and Shencheng will increase in price! ”

However, no one will be so optimistic at this time period, even many officials are very negative.

The external international situation is extremely grim, and many people believe that the country cannot hold on.

Many people sell their houses and emigrate, and some people feel that there is going to be a war, and exchange their assets for gold bars and cash in advance.

Nie Xiaoqian was very happy after finding out that he was mentally retarded.

There is such a thing as a mentally handicapped certificate, which cannot be exchanged for several suites.

Nie Xiaoqian, who has penetrated the layers of fog, now seems to have seen through all the truths in the world, even if others tell him that one plus one equals five, Nie Xiaoqian will say that he is right.

In order not to do homework, the mentally handicapped who knows that others think they are mentally retarded begin to pretend to be mentally retarded to show the people around them!

At night, Nie Xiaoqian suddenly opened his eyes.

He turned his head to look at the big beauty next to him, and suddenly an amazing idea popped up: If I am a mentally handicapped child, can't I take advantage of the beautiful girl openly?

"Damn! How could I not have thought of this before! If I had thought about this earlier, my life would have been bright! ”

Nie Xiaoqian clenched his fists, and his little face was hot with excitement.

Soon, Nie Xiaoqian thought of another problem.

"It's hard to be mentally handicapped, it's hard for a smart kid like me to play a junior high school student, but it's too challenging for me to play a mentally handicapped again."

"Alas! I've bought a house, and others will definitely think I'm a smart kid, and after I take out my mentally handicapped certificate, others will definitely doubt me......"

"Alas!"

A smart child, lying in bed with a melancholy face, unable to sleep at night.

Soon fell asleep.

In fact, there is no need to pretend, because he has a good father, and people all over the world know that he is mentally retarded.