15 Substitute for Vitex
Kong Xuan has been waiting for an opportunity to let Tan Xiao know who he has offended, and he has imagined all kinds of things, but he never expected that Tan Xiao would sacrifice Yuan Feng in an accident......
He has succumbed to Tan Xiao's paper mask, how can it be reasonable for Tan Xiao not to sacrifice him when he encounters something? Fortunately, it was he who came to sacrifice Yuanfeng, and he was scared to death Tan Xiao.
On the side, Mu Fei was surprised when he heard about this relationship, and couldn't help muttering: "I said that you are so young and powerful, because the ancestor signed a contract with the great god...... You don't have the same points coefficient as we do, do you? ”
Tan Xiao: "......"
Tan Xiao was no less shocked than others, "There is such a thing as inheriting a wizard?" And what contract is a thousand years as soon as it is renewed? ”
The wizard didn't seem to say anything, but Kong Xuan said sensitively: "What do you mean, don't want to?" ”
Mu Fei said quietly: "Brother Xiao's family has been doing tourism for a long time, and this is all entrusted by me to help." And he's still in school, so he probably doesn't have much time to be a wizard. However, there should be other descendants of Chu Wu, right? ”
Tan Xiao smiled embarrassedly, he was grateful to the Peacock God, but what Mu Fei said was also part of his consideration.
Kong Xuan's face is dark, who doesn't want to go to school?
He originally wanted to leave, but if he left, Tan Xiao would definitely sacrifice other ghosts and gods indifferently, and Tan Xiao's family had a wall of masks. And not to mention the tourism industry, when it comes to tourism, the reputation of the spirit witch is now what has become of the family.
Okay, I'm still reluctant!
Kong Xuan's temper came up, and he said angrily: "I have made up my mind about this matter, you are the designated acting wizard, don't be verbose!" ”
Tan Xiao: "!! ”
…… Why do you still buy and sell strongly, Tan Xiao didn't feel good, and looked at Mu Fei for help, according to the old saying, isn't it good to sign a contract with ghosts and gods casually.
Mu Fei and Liu Qingquan listened to Kong Xuan's words, and were looking at Tan Xiao with envy, what was this being chased and fed by the great god.
Tan Xiao: "......"
Kong Xuan looked at the iron cabinet with long legs, and said coldly: "What are you doing, are you going to kill him?" ”
Ah Jin was suddenly locked by the killing machine, and he couldn't even shout for help, he "looked" at them in horror, and the data drifted slower and slower.
Tan Xiao saw that the peacock wanted to force his strength, and hurriedly stopped: "No, no, the great god's subordinates are merciful." ”
"The number one problem now is that his data backups are gone, and he doesn't know how to restore them. He's a modern-day spirit, and we're wondering how to crack this? Mu Fei also helped explain.
The 404 Office has a complete set of procedures for handling cases of unnatural organisms, but it will not destroy all of them on the spot.
Ah Jin's form didn't even look like flesh and blood, which made Tan Xiao a little unsure of how to apply it.
Kong Xuan looked at Ah Jin and asked rhetorically: "Isn't this what Chu Wu is best at, isn't the 'backup' and stand-in you said synonymous?" ”
"You mean, Jing?" Tan Xiao suddenly realized and exclaimed. Seeing the peacock nodding in satisfaction.
Vitex is a kind of shrub, which was used as a torture rod in ancient times, and it is also a thorn for the sin.
In ancient characters, the Jing character looks like a human figure with two X's.
Jing Zhe, Chu also.
In the legend of the Chu State, one of the ancestors of the Chu people, the bear, married the female Li, and after Li died because of dystocia, the sorcerer of the Mane Bear clan replaced the broken bones of the female Li with wattle strips and buried her.
In order to commemorate this first grandmother, the tribe of the bears has since been called the Chu people.
Using wattle strips to replace the human body is Chu Wu's earliest stand-in spell!
- Just like the body that Kong Xuan is using in the human school now, it is also made of thorns, and he has to get a short hair for that body, otherwise it will violate the school rules.
It makes sense, Tan Xiao corresponded theory with reality, and for a moment there was a sense of happiness in solving the problem, and said to Mu Fei happily: "Sister Mu, then find Jing Tiao, make a backup for the server." ”
"This, such a backup, huh?" Mu Fei felt that this spell was quite retro compared to Ah Jin, and it even sounded a little outrageous, but in theory, it seemed to be, maybe, probably make sense, "That...... We're going to go find Vitex now. ”
Tan Xiao was just about to leave.
Kong Xuan said coldly: "Have you forgotten something?" ”
Tan Xiao: "Huh? ”
Kong Xuan pointed to the simmering firewood incense, and said word by word: "You just use this, fooling?" ”
Tan Xiao: "......"
Kong Xuan's resentment is about to turn into a substance,
He came from the netherworld, and he didn't eat a single meal, whether it was food or incense, he didn't have anything.
Tan Xiao even had to eat and drink in front of him!
He stared at Tan Xiao, if Tan Xiao dared to refuse, he would directly raise the server.
“…… Okay, let's go to the vegetable market first. ”
……
Tan Xiao borrowed the staff kitchen of the funeral home - the person in charge of the funeral home did not mention the question mark on his face, the beef was cut into small pieces, each tendon and brain, after blanching, first stir-fry star anise, cinnamon, nutmeg and other small ingredients, and then stew the beef with cooking wine and soy sauce on low heat.
Mu Fei also helped Tan Xiao on the side, and when Tan Xiao was cooking beef, she helped to use ginger slices to remove the fishy head and marinate it to taste.
This is a huge male fish head, there are four or five catties, plus red, yellow chopped pepper and tempeh steamed together, pour two spoons of oil when out of the pot, "stinging lala" sound, the hot fish head in the mist reveals its tender white color, with the bright color of the chili pepper, look at the taste.
Then stir-fry a plate of water cabbage, without too much cooking, it is naturally crisp and fresh.
Tan Xiao collected the juice for the beef over high heat, and finally sprinkled some colored peppers to decorate, focusing on a fatty and glutinous soft, oily but not greasy.
Kong Xuan was on the side to accept.
For the first time, it was in the tomb of King Chu, Kong Xuan and Tan Xiao had a one-glance relationship. The second time, it was Tan Xiao who opened the altar to worship, and Kong Xuan was attracted by the diet.
Kong Xuan knew Tan Xiao's craftsmanship very well, but when he tasted the new dishes, he still made him bow his head gently, and he really couldn't let Tan Xiao go.
A meal made Kong Xuan so angry that he went to seventy-seven eighty-eight, and he saw Tan Xiao and Mu Fei buying vegetables separately, and almost didn't recognize Mu Fei when they met again, knowing that this was a vicious illness again.
Even so, it is not a big sin to talk about Xiao.
But......
He wanted to see how long Tan Xiao could drag on before he found out that he was Kong Xuan. Anyway, it is impossible to ask him to take the initiative to say it, wouldn't it be even more shameless. Hmph, even if he has face blindness and a vicious disease, it is impossible to face him for a long time and not be able to distinguish it.
Tan Xiao noticed that Kong Xuan was looking at herself strangely while eating, and she didn't feel hairy, or she still found a way to refuse the peacock god, "It's done." ”
Previously, they were divided into three ways again, he went to buy vegetables, Liu Qingquan guarded Ah Jin (although Ah Jin didn't dare to run away), and Mu Fei picked wattles.
Tan Xiao tied up the thorns, originally wanted to make a human form, but after seeing that Ah Jin didn't even have a human form, and only grew two legs, he hesitated, and only tied two legs out.
He put this thorn substitute on Ah Jin, and he was still a little unsure about the spell, after all, he lacked practical experience.
Kong Xuan walked around, held Tan Xiao's hand with one hand, and said in a low voice, "Concentrate." ”
Tan Xiao felt cold in his hands, closed his eyes, and realized the void but real spiritual response, which made him unconsciously pinch and chant: "Substitute for body, thorn strip transformation." The aura is injected into your body, the left ear listens to the yin, the right ear listens to the yang, open your left foot to step on the data, and the right foot to step on the program! ”
Mu Fei: "......"
Tan Xiao opened his eyes again, only to see that the peacock had let go of his hand, and the stand-in technique was completed, he took down the thorn stand-in, or said the thorn backup, "Take this and put it in the computer room to try...... Right? ”
I hope the programmer won't look at it twice.
"Okay, okay." Mu Fei once again resisted the urge to say outrageous, grabbed Ah Jin, and peeked at the peacock god, not to mention the appearance, the real body of the god, such a scene is rare.
Mu Fei was even a little reluctant, she arched her hand and said, "Thank you, thank you, brother, I brought this guy back to register." ”
Once in 60 years, the 404 Office is going to update their "List of Non-Human Management Responsibilities", which category should these newly born monsters and elves belong to, and which responsible unit should belong to in a certain area.
"Wait." Kong Xuan said lightly: "This thing is still useful to talk about, and it must not be taken away." Backups you can take away. ”
Tan Xiao looked up blankly, he didn't ask for Ah Jin, what was he going to do.
Mu Fei's footsteps froze, "Huh? ”
This is what Kong Xuan did in the lower realm.
Kong Xuan's true body and soul body's own reverberating voice faintly echoed in the empty room: "Two thousand years ago, Chu Wu was given divine power, and he wrote the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", and now it is time for a sequel. This matter has to fall on Chu Wu, Tan Xiao, you have to record the changes in the past two thousand years one by one, so as to pass on the Three Realms. ”
Tan Xiao: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas?!! ”
Who doesn't know the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", legend has it that it describes ancient geography and mythology.
In fact, the author of this book has not been decided, Tan Xiao has seen a theory before, that it is the descendants of the nobles of the Chu State who emigrated to Shu, and followed some records of Xia and Shang wizards, and compiled it after several generations.
Mr. Lu Xun simply said that this is the ancient witch book.
There are indeed many records of "witches" in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", and furthermore, the worldview of "Chu Ci" is also consistent with the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", and the influence can be seen.
Now the peacock is sure that the author of the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" is indeed a sorcerer of the Chu people, which is consistent with the statement written by the descendants of the nobles of the Chu State - the king of Chu himself is a sorcerer, and it is normal for the nobles to have witches.
Of course, now the research and everything is secondary, and what is even more explosive is that it is no wonder that the peacock has to inherit a Chu Wu, it turned out to be an offer draft...... Ah no, designate someone to work and write him a sequel to the "Classic of Mountains and Seas"!
The people and ghosts at the scene were all stunned.
Mu Fei said in his heart, I just said that something is wrong, the great god has nothing to look for a wizard.
Tan Xiao said confusedly: "I haven't got my high school diploma, let me write a book, it's still a masterpiece, it's not appropriate." He suddenly thought of something, and asked a little excitedly, "Hey, wait a minute, do you want to get extra points in the college entrance examination for doing this job?" ”
Kong Xuanhuan said: "Extra points for the book of life and death, give priority to crossing the Nai He Bridge." ”
Tan Xiao: ".................."
Anyway, the news came a little suddenly.
More than a month ago, Tan Xiao didn't even think that his spirit master could have real skills, and there were really ghosts and monsters in the world. In his life plan, it is impossible to include such a thing as writing a sequel to "The Classic of Mountains and Seas".
Tan Xiao glanced at Mu Fei and said hesitantly: "It's an honor, but this kind of thing, is it better to ask the official to coordinate......
God and witch are in a symbiotic relationship, God needs witch as his spokesperson before he can descend to the world to act, and witch needs the spirit of God to gain power.
But this is no longer the case.
Mu Fei and Liu Qingquan glanced at each other, and they both fell into deep thought.
Don't talk about it, if you open your mind, this sequel to "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and the "List of Non-Human Management Responsibilities" that they want to update can actually be said to be similar in nature!
One of the things that everyone has to do, such as catching the newborn monsters and registering them, is completely overlapping.
Kong Xuan sneered and said: "You Chu Wu should have been 'official', who told you that you didn't even become a king and prince of Chu." ”
Tan Xiao: "............"
King Chu, see King Chu again, it's my fault that I didn't become the governor.
"That, when I go back to this matter, please ask the leader for instructions first, the real body of the server can be guarded by my brother first. But I think we can seek common ground while reserving differences. Mu Fei said cautiously, she couldn't be the master of this matter.
How to say it, if you don't seek common ground while reserving differences, you want to snatch the monster from the peacock and go back to register? That's probably delusional. Legend has it that the son of Yuanfeng was born with a five-color divine light, divided by the five elements, and nothing is brushed.
However, it is difficult for us to handle the assignment of cases in 404, especially for some non-humans who are deeply hidden and have cultivated strongly, it is difficult to find out. If we can cooperate, then we can learn from each other's strengths.
Mu Fei thought that the Peacock God said that he had an oath with Chu Wu, and the god had a close relationship with Wu Wu, so I was afraid that this matter would still fall on Chu Wu......
The more Mu Fei thought about it, the more excited she became, and she felt that there was a lot of room for cooperation, she looked at Tan Xiao, "I don't know if you have priority over the bridge, but the rules of our human race, if you have a major contribution, it is not impossible to add points in the college entrance examination." ”
Tan Xiao: "!! ”
If that's what you're going to say......
Tan Xiao immediately took out a pen and asked humbly to the peacock: "Great God, what title do you say we have for this sequel?" ”
Not to mention what kind of cooperation, Kong Xuan saw that his wizard was so well-behaved, his heart was already extremely comfortable, and he swept away his depression, and he said in a manic voice: "Since you have cultivated high school Chinese, you have to think about it." ”
Haha, the great god also knows high school Chinese.
And when he thought about it carefully, the Peacock God was very happy to help him several times, and he lost his temper a little just now, but he was coaxed to eat something immediately, which was much better than the strange and difficult ghosts and gods in the stories that Tan Chunying told him when he was a child.
Tan Xiao pondered for a moment, "It's called Ji Demon Chuan?" Mountains and seas continue to continue? ”
He only has experience in writing high school essays and sacrificial essays, and he really has no experience in writing essays, and it is still a sequel to a famous book, which is really stressful, and his eyes suddenly glanced at poor Ah Jin, who had never dared to look up, and said, "Huh", "Wait, aren't you the server of a literary website?" Do you have any ideas? ”
Ah Jin raised his head tremblingly, and said in a trembling voice: "I became popular after continuing to write the Classic of Mountains and Seas part-time"? ”
Everyone: ".................."