If no one else hears it, it must be a hallucination.

Lin Yang kept comforting himself that he was fine, but he still couldn't help but follow closely behind Tan Xiao, hoping that Brother Xiao could lend him some courage. Fortunately, when he returned to the classroom and saw so many classmates, he was not so scared, and the goosebumps on his body were smoothed.

Lin Yang couldn't help but take a deep breath and let out a sigh of satisfaction.

The classmates next to him slowly turned their heads to look at him, with question marks on their faces: "What are you doing?" ”

Lin Yang sighed: "It's so heavy yang." ”

Students: "...... Neurotic! ”

The two ghosts were still waiting for an opportunity to find Tan Xiao, but they didn't expect that Tan Xiao would go to get equipment for a while and help the teacher mark homework for a while, running back and forth between various classrooms, they were afraid that they wouldn't follow Tan Xiao and leave when the time came.

The two were injured again, and crawled darkly by humming.

As soon as they arrived, Tan Xiao went to the other side again, and walked around, screaming that the ghost wailed about this hard day—and the two of them, who had died once, felt that it was very bitter.

"I can't stand it anymore, I can't crawl anymore." The two ghosts were completely dead, and they collapsed at the door of the classroom.

"I can't move either, so be it, when he steps on us."

Talking about Xiao is in my ears.

After self-study next night, Tan Xiao deliberately stayed for a while and packed her schoolbag.

"Hurry up, hurry up, you should be able to say it now, and he'll be gone again later." The two ghosts discussed.

Tan Xiao clearly heard the sound of clanging and smashing things outside the door, it was the object that the two ghosts were holding, and they were holding it when they performed in the park that day.

And now in the classroom...... Tan Xiao looked around, and only himself and Kong Xuan were left.

Tan Xiao couldn't help but go to see Kong Xuan, I don't know if he heard it. Probably the blessing period of the Peacock God has passed, Kong Xuan does not give Tan Xiao a malicious lecture now, but it seems that he has become accustomed to a wide position, and often squeezes back, and Lin Yangniu is tall and can't always be a paper man, so it was postponed, resulting in an emergency reset for a health inspection. That's it, no one persuaded Kong Xuan to stop.

Kong Xuan found that Tan Xiao was looking at himself, and he felt a little proud in his heart, he must have finally felt that he was familiar with him, and he was meditating.

Tan Xiao was still worried that Kong Xuan would be frightened, although this person had a strange temper, he was a classmate. Tan Xiao didn't want him to be frightened, so he hesitated and said, "Kong Xuan, you still don't want to leave?" ”

Kong Xuan said deliberately: "You didn't leave either." ”

Take a look, just ask him and actually give me a sentence, Tan Xiao remembered that Kong Xuan was still his neighbor: "Aren't we two on the way?" You also live on Huaxi Road, let's go together, at the same table. ”

Kong Xuan: "......"

Kong Xuan didn't know if he had reflected on his oppressive behavior, so he really picked up his schoolbag and walked with Tan Xiao.

Tan Xiao quietly stepped over the two ghosts and went downstairs with Kong Xuan, but after walking for a while, he deliberately said: "Forget it, the Tao is not the same, you don't have to wait for me to go by yourself." ”

As soon as these words came out, Kong Xuan's mood immediately became good, on his noble and handsome face, the corners of his lips were slightly hooked, and his phoenix eyes were smiling, exuding brilliance, "Okay." ”

- He knew that Tan Xiao was worried that he was afraid, after all, in his heart, Kong Xuan, who was at the same table, was a mortal.

Although Tan Xiao still didn't recognize him, she still respected him.

Tan Xiao: "............"

Tan Xiao was a little amazed, he didn't recognize Kong Xuan, and Kong Xuan was angry. Now that the yin and yang are weird and release Kong Xuan's pigeons, Kong Xuan not only does not shake his face, but even smiles very happily. This man is really, quite incomprehensibly.

Puzzled, Tan Xiao returned alone, not to mention the second (third) class of high school, the entire teaching building has gone to pieces, and there are no classrooms with lights left.

The two ghosts were still climbing down the stairs, and the two wise men discussed with each other: "Why don't we go down?" Comparatively fast. ”

"Okay, you get out first."

"......" Tan Xiao stepped on the steps next to him, held his forehead and said, "Don't climb, how did you find me?" ”

The two Yin Spirits glanced at each other and said cautiously, "Spirit Witch, your name is printed on the paper, and you will find it after asking a little more." ”

Ask with whom, of course, and ghosts. There are so many people in this business, and it's really not difficult to find out about Tan Xiao. They stay in their graves all year round, and they are considered homeless ghosts, but they also know some ghost neighborhoods.

Tan Xiao was speechless, yes, he almost forgot, he forgot his name and printed it on the poster at the scene.

"And what are you looking for from me? Today scared my classmates, and I couldn't say anything to my face. Tan Xiao looked at them and said helplessly, "Could it be a claim?" I hurt you because you found the wrong person. ”

"The concubine is not deliberately scary, let alone to claim compensation. The two concubines also found out that they recognized the wrong person that day, and people and ghosts have different paths, and it is not ours. The female ghost lay on the ground and tried her best to be elegant, they looked obviously afraid of Tan Xiao, and they were going to come to Tan Xiao again, but their body voice was obviously a little evasive.

It was really that the shadow of the embattled witch that day was too great.

This made Tan Xiao even more incomprehensible, why did she come to herself with such fear?

"We are here to hope that the spiritual master will help us solve the case." The two of them changed from a crawling position to a kneeling position, took a breath and became a fan, pinching their tones and shouting, "Master Ling—"

The origin of the wizard is the communicator between ghosts, gods and people.

The two of them couldn't find Bao Qingtian, so they thought that although this spirit witch was fierce, it didn't hurt them in the end, so it's okay to change their minds and find him to be the master, right? So he came to the door with the boldness.

Tan Xiao heard their seemingly singing but nondescript tunes, her scalp was about to explode, and said: "Stop, two, this set is not popular now, is it okay to stand up and speak?" ”

- They have been dead for a long time, and they are ghosts, and they are only a few decades, and they really don't know that there are so many changes in the world.

After all, in the past, if you didn't go out for a hundred or two hundred years, the change would not be so huge.

"Okay, okay." The two of them wanted to stand up as they spoke, and then their strength was relieved, and they cried and said with a sad face, "I can't get up, let's lie on our stomachs." You cut too hard. ”

Tan Xiao: "......"

They each took out the jade slab they had been holding in their arms and pushed it in front of Tan Xiao.

Tan Xiao took a look at the probe, the two jade slabs each had documents written on them, each indicating their identity and time of death, the male name is Cheng Xueying, the female name is Wei Bodhisattva, except for the name and cause of death, the content is similar, and the meaning is probably the same:

After divination, it was decided to bury the deceased somewhere in the beautiful Yueshan Mountain, and hand over the land to the intermediary with 99,990 pieces of gold and silver wealth, and hand over the land to the burial.

These two documents show that they are clearly buried in one place, completely overlapping, but judging from the era of the inscription, the times are different. One was in the Song Dynasty, and the other was in the Ming Dynasty.

The Bodhisattva slave changed his name and said, "My lord Mingjian, we have been dead for a long time, and we can't find a grave for our descendants, and I hope that your lord will be merciful and help us with this." ”

- The so-called grave lawsuit is also called a ghost lawsuit.

That is, if anyone has any dissatisfaction in the underground after death, or has a fight with someone underground, or feels that there is a problem with feng shui, they can ask future generations to solve it through dreams, early warnings, etc.

In layman's terms, it is a ghost lawsuit.

Tan Xiao sighed: "Don't call me an adult." Is this your title deed? The tomb pressed the tomb and sold two houses, so you two have to file a lawsuit? ”

This thing is called a land purchase voucher, which has existed since ancient times, and it also exists in funerals now, but it may not be as good as their conditions to use jade slabs, which is equivalent to a kind of netherworld real estate certificate.

There are developers in this yang world, and there are landlords in the underworld, that is, the gods, the local land, and the city god. It is believed that to build a tomb for the dead, you have to write documents in imitation of the real title deed, burn paper money, buy land from the underground gods, and obtain the right to use it.

The location of the land is indicated on the land purchase voucher to avoid various land disputes and grave lawsuits.

The land purchase vouchers of these two ghosts are clearly at the same address, so they can be regarded as two houses for sale.

It's just that this land purchase voucher does not indicate the expiration date, and the probability of a piece of auspicious land being favored again after many years is not small, that is to say, there should be a lot of grave lawsuits.

The land purchase voucher is usually in duplicate, one for the deceased to be kept, and the other is buried in front of the gods, that is, to leave an archive for the gods, Tan Xiao said hesitantly: "Then you want to fight this kind of lawsuit, you shouldn't look for me, right?" ”

He hasn't seen a ghost a few times, let alone a lawsuit against a ghost.

"Old parents, we're not going to fight that kind of lawsuit." The Bodhisattva Nu blinked his bloody eyes and continued to change his name, "Nanchu has a lot of land, and there are more tombs to suppress the tombs, just think it's the neighborhood upstairs and downstairs, I think it's much less than the terrible number of floors you have now." And they don't go to reincarnation, and those who still live together are also destined. ”

Tan Xiao: "......" br / >

When you live in a building, you can quite self-regulate, Tan Xiao said with difficulty: "...... And don't call me old parents. He knew that this was the name of the official before, and it meant the same as the official of his parents.

"What do you call it?"

"Call classmates. So you don't go to court, so what the hell are you doing? ”

“…… Lingwu classmates, one of us is buried in Song and the other is buried in Ming. When neighbors have been together for hundreds of years, they are all wandering spirits in the world and cannot be reincarnated. She arrived first, I came late, the Bodhisattva slave sister's family has been a military general for generations, I am also short-tempered, and I have no less quarrels and beatings on weekdays. But it came to ...... end."

It is said that there is a fate.

Cheng Xueying said, bowing her head shyly, her dry face seemed to be a little more radiant.

Tan Xiao: "......"

Good guys, hundreds of years away, right?

Tan Xiao covered her head, as if she had guessed their intentions, "Don't say it, let me guess if you two want to ...... What's that called, co-ownership? It's so miserable, I thought it was a big lawsuit. ”

When Cheng Xueying heard this, she was even more embarrassed, lowered her head, and picked the corners of her clothes with her hands.

Bodhisattva Nubaba looked at it, and seeing that he was speechless, he couldn't help but beat him, "Speak! ”

Cheng Xueying was beaten crookedly, and she was not in the mood to be shy, so she quickly straightened up and said: "That's exactly what you guessed, it's not that I'm afraid that I won't be able to get in line." I also hope that Lingwu classmates will be kind and cross a clear path for us, we are all wandering souls, and we can't go to the underworld to do a joint registration. ”

When I saw Bao Gong that day, I thought that Qingtian had come out to patrol the streets, and I wanted to ask for a favor, which was a gesture for the master, and I had always heard that the Qingtian lord was fair, and he would definitely be able to understand them. Of course, it turned out that he had recognized the wrong person by inquiring after the fact.

And now, if there were a sorcerer from the yang world to do it for them, it would be even easier.

Just like Mu Fei said that they want to go back to the main road of the underworld, because the road below is faster, there are some things that are easier to operate in the yang world than in the underworld, and there are more opportunities.

The Bodhisattva Nu also nodded and said, "Just pick up our bones and bury them again, and distribute new documents in one place, it's very simple." ”

It doesn't sound like a lot of process, and if it's fast, it can be completed in a day or two.

Indeed, the marriage is not a difficult ceremony.

But......

"Simple?" Tan Xiao took a deep breath, pointed to the land purchase coupon and said, "You two have a Song tomb and a Ming tomb, do you know that I will be sentenced for digging your tomb!" ”

Bodhisattva slave, Cheng Xueying: "............? ”

The Bodhisattva Nu wept tears: "Classmate, please, if it weren't for the long time ago, we would have given our descendants a dream." But for so long, we have both lost our children and grandchildren, where can we go to dream. ”

Tan Xiao also wanted to cry, half an hour after school, he was still at school and two ghosts, "No, who let you be close to the water and fall in love for so long before you can determine the relationship, from the Song Dynasty to the feudal society, you have been martyred!" ”

Cheng Xueying said embarrassedly: "I'm that, slow heat." ”

"For hundreds of years, there were fights." The Bodhisattva Nu also answered, it was not that she had not dealt with wizards when she was alive, "Classmate, in fact, we can pay you, my father and mother also buried a lot of good things for me, and I have a gilded Buddha statue of the same height......"

Cheng Xueying also said: "I have a jade, so big, carved a phoenix." It's all your reward. ”

"What kind of payment, that's a national treasure." What are you kidding about the gilded Buddha statue of equal height, Tan Xiao interrupted loudly, "I repeat that I really don't want to go to jail." ”

As far as they say, do they dare to give, do they dare to ask for it? When the time comes, Tan Xiao will go and dig up the tomb, and then take away a few pieces of compensation, and then explain to the police that this is the reward that the owner of the tomb has to give me?

The tomb of King Chu was still officially excavated, and he and Mu Fei were afraid of bumping into cultural relics below.

When Bodhisattva Nu and Cheng Xueying heard this, Tan Xiao's opposition was too firm and obvious, and they couldn't help but hug each other and sobbed again.

Tan Xiao looked at the pitiful appearance of the two of them and couldn't bear it, there are very few ghosts stranded in the world like this, and their bodies are shorter than other ghosts. It's not that you're stunted during your lifetime, it's that you've stayed in the world for too long and haven't had many sacrifices.

One day, they will dissipate, and then they will really cease to exist.

"In this way, I will consult the relevant departments again to see if there is a way, and you can tell me the address." Tan Xiao's heart softened, the relevant department he said was obviously the 404 office, but he didn't know if the 404 office would be willing to take over.

"Thank you, thank you, I kowtow to you!" Cheng Xueying slammed her head twice at a speed that Tan Xiao couldn't stop, "I'm sorry for you to ask the imperial court, ah no, the news from the relevant departments." ”

“…… Uh-huh. Tan Xiao wrote down the place they said about his burial, and then compared the land purchase vouchers, and his heart was crazy.

No wonder they appeared during the park performance that day, and these two were buried under the mountain forest in Yueshan Park, the largest garden in Southern Chu!

Fortunately, I didn't agree casually, even if it wasn't an ancient tomb, it would be strange to go to the park and wave a small shovel and not be caught by the park management office.

……

Tan Xiao promised to consult and sent Cheng Xueying and the Bodhisattva slave away. I'm so tired, it turns out that it's not easy to be a real wizard.

When I got home, Tan Chunying was lying in the yard eating fruits, all of which were bought by Tan Xiao for the Peacock God, "Yes, the grapes you bought are very sweet, and you love fruits recently." ”

Tan Xiao: "......"

It's outrageous. Should I say it or not, Tan Chunying's heart is really big, she doesn't even think that Tan Xiao is offering is very positive, but buys fruit and puts it on the incense case.

"Yes, more vitamins." When Tan Xiao entered the room, he saw the peacock god counting the remaining grapes on the table.

Seeing Tan Xiao come back, he said with a dark face: "Your mother stole twenty-eight." ”

Tan Xiao: "......"

This one is even more outrageous.

Are you sure that this is the son of Yuanfeng, what kind of net worth is our old god in Chudi, and I will count the grapes by one.

"I'll make it up tomorrow." Tan Xiao dragged his steps upstairs, noticed that the peacock was also following behind, and asked him in a tone of voice, "What happened?" ”

"You know? News from the Netherworld spreads pretty fast. Tan Xiao didn't think about it that much at all, "I met two ghosts...... Hey, wait, I'll talk to an expert first. ”

He took a photo of the land purchase coupon before, and sent it to Ji Lao at this time, and asked: [Teacher Ji, can you look at this? 】

He knows experts in digging graves.

Ji Lao came back quite quickly, and he was still online at night, he must be working overtime, [Where did this come from, this is five to ten years in prison. 】

Tan Xiao: "......"

There is also a corner of Tan Xiao's school uniform in the photo, which is taken in his hand at first glance, Ji Lao knows that there is probably an inside story, otherwise Tan Xiao would not have openly come to ask him, he is just naughty and joking: [A Ming and a Song, Xiao Tan, you won't dig a grave under your house, right? ] This thing looks like it's underground. 】

An expert like him, even if he looks at the screen at a glance, not only is it true or false, but whether it is used by the living or the dead, and what dynasty, period, and region can clearly tell.

These two are not only spiritual weapons, but also the style of Nan Chu's side at first glance, so he asked if it was Tan Xiao's own digging.

Tan Xiao directly pulled a group, dragged Mu Fei in, and said the things to be consulted from beginning to end, especially the demands of the two, and then said: [I told them, I have no problem just holding the ceremony. The problem is, I can't go to the park and rob the graves, can I? Ask for help from the two [poor]]

Kong Xuan listened from the beginning, and said with satisfaction on the side: "Yes, the consul has begun." ”

He is always dissatisfied with what kind of performances and selling peripherals the work that Tan Xiao's family is doing now, although he also knows that this is caused by the times. Now, it's just a little bit on the right track.

Kong Xuan said lazily: "Witches, proclaim the will of the gods, and reach the people's feelings." ”

Tan Xiao listened thoughtfully, this is the professional content of the witch, as a communicator between ghosts, gods and people. If it weren't for him, what would Cheng Xueying and the Bodhisattva Nu do? Will they find another witch who is willing to help them?

Kong Xuan further knocked Tan Xiao, "You still don't dare to accept antiques?" If in the past, such things were readily available, you would not have been able to catch up with the age of witchcraft. ”

Tan Xiao's expression gradually changed: "It's true that it's the era of witchcraft, but high returns are often accompanied by high risks, and the status is also dynamic." Great God, do you know how big the shadow of childhood brought by the lesson of "Simon Leopard Zhiye" to me when I was still a primary school student? That was the only time he cried and shouted that he didn't want to be a wizard, and he especially wanted to learn to swim. However, later Tan Xiao looked at the information, and if he couldn't ask for rain, he might be burned to death......

Kong Xuan: "......": ,,.