29 The Grey Immortal went south
When Wu's mother came back after making a call, there seemed to be a sound in some corner, and Tan Xiao and Duanyang both looked around vigilantly. Duanyang took out a compass from his bag and measured it.
But Wu Tianyu didn't go home, and Duanyang didn't detect any evil spirit.
"Heavenly Master, what is this? Since...... After something was wrong with Tianyu," Wu's mother also said in fear, "There is always a strange noise in the house, you say, is it the real Tianyu that is calling me?" ”
She was still worried about what Tan Xiao said about Wu Tianyu being trapped.
Mao Mao wanted to say that it could be the sound of steel bars, or snakes, insects, rats and ants. But for now, she still followed Mother Wu, after all, the gods had invited her for her, "Mmmm, maybe it is, I have to save him quickly." What do we need to do now? ”
Duanyang took out a piece of peach wood, on which was painted a circuit breaker with the words "Stop", "When he comes back, you will find an excuse to go out, and put this talisman under the threshold when you go out, this is to prevent the evil spirit from escaping." ”
It's not enough to ambush a Ah Jin below, and there is another circuit breaker, Duanyang still attaches great importance to Wu Tianyu. He took out the cinnabar again, and drew two talismans on the palms of Wu Mu and Mao Mao, "The talisman on the left hand prevents your actions from being expected, and the talisman on the right hand is just in case, if he wants to attack you, this can protect himself." ”
"Okay." Mao Mao thought to herself, this is too worthwhile, full of posture.
Duanyang brought more than that, he brought four ancient mirrors, and the mirror body was engraved with incantations, "The iron is used as a mirror to ward off demons and evils, and the ghosts are currently frightened." ”
The array of four mirrors is called the four-gauge mirror, which can be illuminated in the south, east, and west, that is, if something in this range is evil, it will be visible in the mirror.
Duanyang arranged four mirrors in the four corners, and used books and flower pots to cover them up slightly, so that people could not find it at first glance.
Finally, he also took out three green hemp ropes and three white hemp ropes wrapped into twine, which was used to bind the soul, and was called "silk soul" in Nanchu.
There are so many props, and Wu's mother is very relieved.
This is the preparation of Duanyang Heavenly Master, what about Tan Xiao, Wu Mu couldn't help but look at Tan Xiao, the young wizard she trusted very much.
Tan Xiao also opened her bag and said politely: "Borrow your kitchen." ”
Wu's mother didn't react, and at the first moment she thought he was going to borrow the bathroom, so she was stunned, "Kitchen? ”
Tan Xiao took out the buns: "I steamed buns." ”
Mother Wu: "?? ”
Duanyang still wanted to play a round game, but Tan Xiao had already said calmly: "Gods love food, ghosts still want food, and it is difficult to resist the temptation of food." And isn't Wu Tianyu losing weight these days? This is the most symptomatic. ”
Mother Wu completely admired, she was already persuaded by Tan Xiao, no matter what Tan Xiao said at this time, as long as it sounded like a little logic, she would be convinced. Immediately enthusiastically led the way, "The kitchen is here." ”
Tan Xiao pushed the door and went in, and saw a statue of the stove king pasted on the wall.
Wu's mother is a more superstitious person, and there is also a shrine at home, and it is not strange that there is a statue of the king of the stove. Judging from Duanyang, the statue of the god invited by Wu's mother did not have the slightest spiritual response, but this statue of the king of the stove was a bit interesting.
There are also many kinds of layout of the statue of the king of the stove, and the statue of the king of the stove posted by Wu Mu is written on the "East Kitchen Si Ming", which is one of the honorific titles of the king of the stove. The overall workmanship is exquisite and rich, there are upper and lower floors, the middle is the king of the stove, and there are the gods of wealth, amplification and eight immortals, etc., a total of more than 30 characters, it is an out-and-out boutique "King of the Stove".
"What a painting of "The King of the Great Stove", you are a masterpiece, and this East Chef didn't protect your kitchen?" Duanyang said with emotion, saying this sentence because Wu Tianyu is said to be skinny, and the Stove King, as the name suggests, is to protect the kitchen at home.
When Wu's mother heard that he recognized the image he had invited, she was first overjoyed, and then gloomy: "Maybe it's because he eats more ...... at school."
Tan Xiao cleaned up by himself, and what he brought was buns. The steamed buns seem to be easy, but in fact, they are quite hard-working, and at home he has already adjusted the stuffing and buns first, and only needs to be steamed in the pot.
Each bun is neatly sized, and the pleats are all uniform at about 20, and he neatly steamed the buns while mixing some red edible seasoning.
The steamer is bubbling and making a noise.
In this sound, there seems to be a slight abnormal sound.
Tan Xiao looked at the steamer strangely, was it from the pot? Broken?
"Is it steamed?" Duanyang probe interrupted Tan Xiao's thoughts, "Wu Tianyu is coming back soon." ”
"I'm almost there, too." Tan Xiao responded.
I guess too, Duanyang has already smelled the aroma, and shouted in his heart What is the matter with you talking about the family spirit master, you have been thinking about cooking all these years, right!
Tan Xiao brought out the buns, all of them were not sticky or deflated, the shape was full and the arc was perfect, and the pleats were distinct, more beautiful than the semi-finished products sold in the supermarket, not to mention that the fragrance had been domineering and strong and jumped straight into people's noses.
Everyone swallowed together.
Although this was prepared for Wu Tianyu, it did not prevent everyone from having bad intentions towards it......
"Shall I give it to him later? Where should I eat, do you want to eat in the living room, the space is relatively large, you can cast spells? Mother Wu looked at Baozi and said, she was a little nervous, at a loss, and she lost her sense of proportion in very simple things, for fear of affecting the practice.
"Wait." Tan Xiao took out a brush, dipped it in the red pigment she had just adjusted, and dotted a little on each bun.
Mao Mao was puzzled by this step, "What does this mean?" ”
Duanyang explained: "Good luck is the head, in the past, the red dots were lit to show auspiciousness and joy. If you find that there is an evil person stealing food at home, you can also order a little, and you can't steal it. ”
They do this to guard against hungry ghosts, although this Chu Wu has changed to cultural tourism, but the old rules are all known, even Wu's mother has the impression that in the past, red dots would be dotted on steamed buns and steamed buns during the Chinese New Year.
However, they didn't have edible pigments at that time, so they dipped red paper in water, dipped them in red paper with chopsticks, and dotted them on the almost ripe buns.
At this time, Mao Mao still felt that after they finished doing something, they would take their cousin to the hospital, and they were also very cooperative beside him, saying the words that have been repeated countless times today: "The two masters are amazing!" ”
"It's almost time." Wu's mother looked at her phone and said anxiously.
"Let's go, let's hide in the study, Auntie, you will do what we say later." Duanyang took Tan Xiao to hide in the study, which was connected to the living room by an invisible sliding door, leaving a very small crack.
……
"Mom, I'm back."
The door lock was twisted, and Wu Tianyu said as he entered the door to change his shoes.
Duanyang stared at the Sigui Mirror, but because this is indoors, due to the restrictions of the house type, it is impossible for the Sigui Mirror to illuminate all places. In addition, Duanyang's angle is also limited, and he has not seen Wu Tianyu's figure appear in the mirror for the time being.
Tan Xiao is alarm bell, he saw Wu Tianyu at school and didn't feel anything, but at this time, the hairs all over his body stood up, obviously something was wrong! Sure enough, as Mu Fei said, this evil was hidden before, maybe he didn't go to school.
"Tianyu is back. I bought steamed buns, you can eat some, I'll give them to your sister, she's going back. Mother Wu said as calmly as possible, and even wanted to perform to be dissatisfied with Wu Tianyu, she wanted to pull Wu Tianyu to burn incense before.
Mao Mao, who didn't know anything, naturally greeted Wu Tianyu: "Let's go." ”
"Sister, I'll send you off." Wu Tianyu was very polite and authentic.
Wu's mother was so nervous that she didn't know how to persuade her, so she went to see Maomao.
Mao Mao said with a big grin: "You eat steamed buns, it's almost cold." She looked at the bun with pity, it was so fragrant, she wanted to eat it, there were so many, but Tan Xiao and Duanyang didn't allow her to eat one.
"Hey, okay." Wu Tianyu walked to the table and sat down, Wu's mother put the bun in front of him, and hurriedly went out with Mao Mao, according to what Duanyang said, put the wooden talisman at the door, but she didn't dare to go far, so she hid in the stairwell.
Duanyang in the study was extremely surprised, he found that Wu Tianyu seemed to walk around the room casually, but until he sat down, his figure was not reflected in the four-gauge mirror!
Maybe he also had some deviations when he was swinging, after all, it was manual, but Wu Tianyu skillfully used various angles and obstacles to avoid, which was no accident!
"We've been discovered." Duanyang spoke to Xiao Dao with his mouth, and it was obvious that his hiding talisman might have been seen through by Wu Tianyu. Sweat flowed down little by little, the more natural and calm Wu Tianyu was outside, and if he didn't make any moves, the more nervous Duanyang became.
Outside the house, Wu Tianyu sniffled, smelled the aroma of the buns, and said "um" with satisfaction. Those who know how to eat will know that this is a delicacy when they smell it and look at the condition. When he saw the heat steaming, he could already imagine the noisy soft taste.
"It smells good, it smells good." The bun was still hot at this time, but Wu Tianyu couldn't help it, tore open a disposable glove, reached out to grab the bun after putting it on, moved Si Swenwen, opened his mouth and bit a big bite, and he was not afraid of being hot.
But after a bite, Wu Tianyu was stunned and looked at the bun, "Huh? With a snort, he continued to stuff it into his mouth.
No, no taste, still no taste!
Wu Tianyu Siwen's movements gradually changed, faster and faster, as if the more he ate, the more hungry he became, and he couldn't care about any manners.
Tan Xiao and Duanyang peeked through the crack in the door together, and compared to what they saw in the cafeteria, his eating appearance became extremely arrogant...... No, it shouldn't be said to be bold, it's simply a twist,
Wu Tianyu's facial features were almost crowded together, his eyes narrowed, his teeth bared and he bit the hot bun, grinning so hot, Rao refused to let go, just like some kind of animal.
This bun is really delicious, there is skin and stuffing in one bite, the noodles are fragrant, the meat and sauce are fragrant, the bun skin is flexible and soft, and you can also distinguish the meat filling inside, it must be fried in the sauce, lean meat, with a little fat, in order to get this just right taste, fresh and fragrant, but not greasy.
Fragrant, but the more fragrant you get, the closer you get, the more you can't eat it. Wu Tianyu's expression became more and more eager, the bun stuffed into his mouth choked in a panic, he choked a few bites and refused to stop, eating and eating, his expression was still restless.
The two eyes stared directly at the bun, and while stuffing it into his mouth, he was extremely satisfied with the fragrant food between his eyebrows and eyes, but there was an irritated whimper in his throat.
Wu Tianyu was angry, his body moved, and the chair made a piercing friction sound on the ground, and it was also at this moment that the delicate balance was broken, and his figure appeared in the Sigui Mirror!
Duanyang clearly saw that in the four-gauge mirror, Wu Tianyu's neck sat a silver-white mouse the size of a cat!
The rat was dressed in a crumpled blue shirt and an eggshell hat on his head, and when he looked closely, he was wrinkled because the clothes were clearly made of paper. At this time, his facial features were distorted because he couldn't eat buns, and his expression was almost the same as that of Wu Tianyu, who was riding under him.
Talking about Xiaoxindao, it's a rat spirit! Duanyang also nodded secretly, so it is so, the rat is the first of the 12 zodiac signs, and longevity is its own climate, day
He is good at life and can change people's luck, loves cleanliness, and likes to steal food. Looking at its fur, it has at least hundreds of years of cultivation.
The huge rat jumped down from Wu Tianyu's neck and sat back to back with him, babbling in his mouth, obviously occupying it.
Wu Tianyu wanted to turn around a little: "Elder, don't you eat?" I can't eat it anymore. ”
"Don't look back!" The big mouse stopped him in an old man's voice, "Forget what I said, don't face me, I'm now in the form of a primordial baby, I'm afraid I'll scare you out of my soul." ”
"And when will I be able to build the foundation?" Wu Tianyu said, "Now I can only predict a little thing, fighting and reading, there is nothing big to do." "The conquest of Nanchu No. 1 Middle School is not enough for him.
The rat ignored him, but continued to babble.
Tan Xiao and Duanyang: "......"
Tan Xiao said that Wu Tianyu's speech was wrong, his feelings were fooled, and he took the old man with him or did he come back to help me take revenge?
But there was no time to think so much, Duanyang pinched the hemp rope and stood up straight, and sure enough, the next moment the big mouse jumped on Wu Tianyu's neck, stood up and scolded in the direction of the study: "Come out for me!" ”
He had already noticed the existence of Duanyang, but he just wanted to pretend to be a big man, eat the fragrant buns first, and slowly fish Duanyang. didn't expect this stinky boy to protect the buns, he couldn't stand the aroma, but showed the flaws first, and became angry for a while.
Alas, if you are discovered, then go out, Tan Xiao slowly pushed the door open and walked out.
"Wu Tianyu" scolded and said: "What are you still rubbing, come out quickly!" ”
Tan Xiao: "......? ”
He looked at Duanyang, who was taking a slow step behind him, suspiciously, why didn't the big rat see him?
Duanyang was also stunned, and then both of them reacted, only Duanyang's hiding charm was invalid!
Duanyang thought to himself, how come my success rate is only 50 percent, what is wrong with me before I draw the talisman.
- Actually, it should be said that only the talisman painted by Duanyang is invalid, and Tan Xiao recited the hiding spell himself before he came.
Duanyang slowly walked out.
He sneered unsurprisingly and threw himself over there, and at the same time, Duanyang threw the hemp rope to Tan Xiao, who took the hemp rope and strangled the neck of "Wu Tianyu" from behind.
Taking advantage of the surprise of "Wu Tianyu", Duanyang also picked up the other end to tie his hand, which is used by the soul, but the big rat is also a yin thing, and it also has some effect of sanctioning.
As soon as Tan Xiao made such a move, the hiding spell was broken.
“…… Stinky boy, dare to be a gray man! "Wu Tianyu" made a voice from his mouth, not his own, nor the old man's voice from the mouse just now, but a little sharp.
He had great strength, Duanyang gritted his teeth, his facial muscles were trembling, and when he heard his accent with a northeastern accent, he exclaimed: "It's a northern immortal, gray immortal?" Hu Huang is not Shanhaiguan, how did you smuggle into Nanchu! ”
Folk say that the Buddha in the south, the immortal in the north, and Hu Huang are not in Shanhaiguan. The north and south are bounded by Shanhaiguan, and the animals that have grown into sperm can't pass through the big town of Shanhaiguan. Among these animals, Hu and Huang are the most representative, that is, fox spirits and weasels.
Tan Xiao only had a slight understanding of the field of his northern counterparts, and stayed at a relatively shallow level, and said while strangling "Wu Tianyu": "What gray immortal? ”
"The gray of Hu Huang and white willow gray, over there call the rat spirit the gray fairy." Duanyang replied.
Tan Xiao was curious, turned his head and asked, "Isn't the most famous immortal family in the north the four gates of Huhuang, Bailiu?" ”
- Of course, immortal is not a true immortal, just a kind of honorific title among the people, just like Chu Di will actually offer all kinds of yin gods, as long as the other party can help. Many of the offerings in the north are animal fairies.
According to Tan Xiao's understanding, in addition to the fox spirit and weasel, the hedgehog (white) and the snake (willow) are together and called the four gates, which are very spiritual and easier to become climate-friendly animals.
Duanyang Xin said that I have to take care of the class: "This, there is also a saying of the five immortals, that is, this yellow and white willow gray." ”
Tan Xiao: "So are they tied up to the top of the gray family?" ”
"Wu Tianyu" immediately roared angrily and struggled frantically: "No!! It's just a different statement!! You're lonely!! ”
Originally, the bottom of the gray family's ranking was enough to hurt my heart, and I don't know if Tan Xiao's question was intentional or intentional, anyway, it greatly angered him, and the rat whiskers were about to pop up.
"Xiao Talk-" Duanyang shouted at him, meaning to let him restrain himself, this dead rat is going to fight hard.
Sure enough, "Wu Tianyu" lowered his head and bit at an extremely tricky angle, and actually bit the hemp rope used by the soul alive.
Duanyang saw the other party's fierce eyes, this northern gray fairy has always been much more ferocious than the southern rat spirit, he carried a peachwood sword, "Tan Xiao, hide back." "A juvenile spirit master, and he is here to "pass on the help" of the old and the new, of course, he has to protect Tan Xiao.
Sure enough, "Wu Tianyu" rushed towards this side.
Heh, I'm coming to this Heavenly Master. Duanyang raised one hand and clenched the peachwood sword, awe-inspiring-
"Wu Tianyu" faced the waved peachwood sword, twisted his waist at an extremely tricky angle to dodge, and then slapped Duanyang's body, and his thin body burst out with unexpected energy, directly pushing Duanyang out and hitting the TV cabinet.
"Wu Tianyu" scolded and said, "Get out of the way, don't get in the way." ”
Then, he stretched out his two hands, his nails swelling and sharpening at some point, and grabbed at Tan Xiao, the only person in his heart who could threaten him.
Duanyang: "......"
How so.
However, Tan Xiao has already made a decision, and it seems that he is also on guard.
But "Wu Tianyu"'s action was to rub Tan Xiao's past, grabbing the vase next to him, the vase shattered and collapsed, and bounced on Tan Xiao's hand, making him stop his movements in pain. It was completely prejudged by the big mouse, and he was simply going for the vase.
"Wu Tianyu" licked his lips, as if the bun was actually made by Tan Xiao, "Your southern wizard's skills are not bad, but it's a little too troublesome, and you dare to stop me." ”
"I advise you to hurry up, Hu Huang is just an old custom in Shanhaiguan, you smuggled over, don't you want to go back?" Duanyang got up and said.
Tan Xiao also persuaded: "We have enough ghosts and gods here, and there are no rat spirits for us...... Uh, gray fairy, don't be reluctant. From Wu Tianyu's shouting of this rat, he didn't even dare to say that he was lying to Wu Tianyu that he was a difficult cultivator to get up.
And they remembered Wu Tianyu's photo on the snowy mountain, and seriously suspected that Wu Tianyu was confused by this rat spirit when he went to the north to play, and he crossed the Shanhaiguan Pass by covering it up. Just like the legend that the monster crossed the pass to find the help of humans, especially scholars, if someone helped to cover it, he could successfully smuggle through the Shanhaiguan.
"Hmph, is it wrong to come over and eat some emperor flow pulp? I just don't plan to go back. "The rat spirit is not shy about it, Nanchu is the place where Emperor Gengshen has the densest slurry, and there is nothing wrong with coming here.
"I failed to instruct others to invest in A-shares in my hometown, and I couldn't get along with it."
He didn't even say that he was beaten miserably, and he came over to recuperate for a while, so some of the words he lied to Wu Tianyu were true, to help him heal!
Tan Xiao, Duanyang: "......"
This is pure demonic power, small things and spirits, but not in big things, that is, a few hundred more years of practice, how can he understand the mystery of A shares?
"You don't need to shout and kill like this, let's sit down and talk, if we can talk, I can be this Wu Tianyu's family immortal and bless his family." "Wu Tianyu" rolled his eyes and said, playing with his lips is actually a good trick or hobby of the gray fairy. Like when they make things difficult for others, they also like to talk about it and make some brain teasers.
"Impossible, Wu Tianyu doesn't have a good impression of these crooked ways at all, otherwise why would you lie to him about any Yuan Ying and monk?" Duanyang didn't believe it at all, besides, Wu Tianyu was still a minor, and according to the regulations of the 404 Office, it was impossible to agree. Wu Tianyu is not a family inheritance like Tan Xiao.
That's the collapse of the talk.
"Wu Tianyu" glanced at Tan Xiao, this southern wizard did not spare any effort, but how could he give it for nothing after hundreds of years of cultivation? He raised his hand and licked the edge of his nails and lips, his pupils dilated, covering his entire eyeballs, and he suddenly reached out and grabbed Tan Xiao's neck.
Fortunately, Tan Xiao's physical test score was quite high, and he reacted quickly to avoid it, but "Wu Tianyu" didn't make a sound, and jumped to the door on all fours. His strength is divination, and he knows everything, and this alone is enough for him to play flowers!
When he arrived at the door, he almost kept opening his mouth and biting the peach wood talisman.
Zi mouse Kaiyuan, there is a saying called "the sky is open to the child, if it is not consumed, its gas will not be opened", from this image, the mouse has the ability to open the sky, not to mention the circuit breaker and the soul god of Duanyang.
Mao Mao and Wu Mu were outside, and when they heard the sound of clanging inside, they were already curious, and the two looked out from the stairwell. At this moment, I saw a man on all fours break through the door and bite the plank open.
"Ahh Mother Wu screamed, and the man looked up to see that her eyes were full of black pupils and her animal-like wrinkled facial features, and she almost fainted. It's one thing to know that your son has a problem, it's another thing to see it with your own eyes. Just this scene, who doesn't feel numb when they see it.
If the so-called abnormal state before, mental illness is also possible, then it is impossible for any disease to do it! His nails have changed like that!
"Get out of the way." "Wu Tianyu" said vaguely, and was about to tear Mao Mao, Mao Mao couldn't remember that he still had a talisman in his hand, and was looking at the sharp nails towards him in a daze.
Tan Xiao pounced in time, pinched the small golden knife in his hand, and touched the nails of "Wu Tianyu", and actually made a golden sound!
The two looked at each other vigilantly, Tan Xiao was thinking about how to deal with his divination, and the gray fairy was also constantly thinking about how to successfully get out of the pinch attack and fight back.
Duanyang felt that he was not as good as Tan Xiao in the eyes of this gray fairy before, and at this time, seeing him pinching and toughness, he was completely convinced, and at this time, he gasped and said in surprise: "I never expected that Xiao Tan would have such a practice!" ”
Mother Wu leaned against the wall dizzily, listening to Duanyang's words, she looked at him in confusion, she never expected that the Heavenly Master didn't know about the cultivation of her companions?
Mao Mao also hugged her head and shouted, from the first time she saw "Wu Tianyu", she had a feeling that her three views were shattered, and she couldn't control her emotions at all: "Tianyu is really evil?!" Tan Xiao, how can you be real, you are a real wizard?! ”
No, no, she knew that Tan Xiao was a wizard, but she never expected that she was not that kind of wizard!
Although Wu's mother was shocked when she saw this scene, when she heard Mao Mao's words, she couldn't help but ask, "Ah? You don't know? So what did you want to do?! ”
Maomao: ".................."
…… It's messy, my head hurts. :,m..,.