"Your PE teacher is sick, and this class is physics." When the physics teacher on the podium said this, all the students let out an unexpected lament.

"Teacher, you don't have any new ideas at all."

"You don't even want to seriously lie to me......"

What is the reason for the collector's edition when the physical education teacher is sick, what is the difference between this and directly saying "This lesson belongs to me", I am too lazy to make it up, right?

Even Kong Xuan, the god of the lower realm, snorted knowing the routine.

The physics teacher put down the book and looked helpless: "This time, your physical education teacher is really sick, and he is still in the hospital, so I really didn't lie to you." ”

His tone was sincere, and everyone immediately felt that it might be true.

But soon, the physics teacher said confidently: "But this class is indeed a competition between me and other teachers, and I won, hehe." ”

Everyone: "......"

As for what illness the physical education teacher had, he had to go to the hospital, but the physics teacher did not disclose it. It wasn't until Yu Zhenzhen went to inquire about the latest news and came back to tell everyone: "Teacher Zhu seems to be quite sick and in a coma." ”

"Comatose?" This scares everyone.

"That's right, I said that when I was watching the excitement on the way home, I fell and what, I wonder if I fell on which part of my head, I don't know if there was surgery." Yu Zhenzhen's relatives are faculty members, and they know more than other students, but they are not so detailed, "It's been raining recently, and the road is slippery, everyone has to be careful, I hope the teacher will get better soon......"

I wish the teacher that he was tall and big, and he couldn't hold such an important place in his head, so he fell into a coma.

"That's too serious."

"Alas, an old teacher who taught me in the first year of high school before, who was rehired, seems to have Alzheimer's disease, and it is quite serious, plus high blood pressure, and he no longer attends classes."

The atmosphere was a little depressed for a while.

"Eh, should we go and see Teacher Zhu?"

I don't know who asked.

"Let me ask Mr. Ji to see if I can send a representative, after all, I don't know what the situation is yet." Yu Zhenzhen said.

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When Tan Xiao went home, he saw a porter dragging the dragon boat out of his yard, and he stepped forward, "What is this for, you have to retreat so early?" ”

"Hey, watch out for this horn." Tan Chunying, who was standing on the side to supervise, took the time to say, "Don't retreat from this boat." ”

"What do you mean? The contest is not going to be held? Tan Xiao thought that she was really affected by the rain so much, "The rain is not all light." ”

Tan Chunying's face was also a little speechless, "That's what I said last time, other counties and districts have custom-made fiberglass dragon boats, right?" ”

Tan Xiao nodded.

Tan Chunying: "Yes, our district also has to use FRP......"

This material is actually one of the more popular new dragon boats, which is lighter than the traditional wooden ones, and the buoyancy is good, and many dragon boat races are used in fiberglass dragon boats.

But compared with traditional dragon boats, it would be unfair, so there was a lot of controversy.

Dragon boat racing, dragon boat racing, there is a competitive nature in it, even if this time with the elements of folk performances, but it is always fair to be fair, the new and the new ratio, the traditional and the traditional ratio.

The old and new factions do not give in to each other, that is, they also have internal opinions, and some want to use the same FRP dragon boat, feeling that "it is a few hundred pounds lighter than the traditional dragon boat, and the performance is actually stronger". The opposite is that "shouldn't you spend this money?" For various reasons, the organizers finally quarreled, and the organizers said that they would vote unified, either all traditional dragon boats or fiberglass.

In the public collective vote, the opinions of the young people overwhelmed the old fleet deciders, and it turned out that they all thought that the hull of the fiberglass should also be customized, anyway, as long as the dragon head was the original.

The times are developing, technology is advancing, and historically, not all of them have retained the faucet, and the hull can be updated and iterated if it is not repaired, so why can't it be replaced with a better hull now?

"Then you received your salary, right?" I don't feel anything about it, after all, now there may be seven or eight percent of the dragon boats on the market that are fiberglass, and the regular events are all unified. Anyway, it's painted, and the appearance is still traditional.

For the Tan family, it's just about whether the work of Chunying is in vain.

"That's still received. When the time comes, go directly to the FRP ship. Tan Chunying said.

The porter next to him listened, "Oh, do you say that this fiberglass also needs to be retreated?" ”

Tan Chunying said affirmatively: "Of course you want it, no matter what material it is, it is a dragon boat, anyway, it will be done in the temple and sacrificed when the time comes." There is also this old hull, in fact, it is not in vain, it is said that some will be picked up and sent to the Folk Museum for exhibition. ”

Tan Xiao helped Tan Chunying to return the repaired hull to the storage place, where several hulls that had been repaired by different craftsmen were quietly parked.

"If you look at it this way, you can't tell which team they are on." Talk about Xiaodao.

"Of course, with a dragon head, it is a real dragon boat." Tan Chunying looked around, "It's just that they shouldn't have a chance to put on the faucet again." ”

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After a while, I haven't heard the news of Teacher Zhu's awakening.

The trade unions, colleagues, etc. of Nanchu No. 1 Middle School all went to visit and visit waves of people, and the grapevine said that Teacher Zhu was going to become a vegetative person.

As a physical education teacher, Teacher Zhu has already won the love of many students, and his personality is also quite cheerful, so many students are worried this time. After obtaining the consent of the family and the doctor, the school also selected a few student representatives from the class where Teacher Zhu taught to go over with the visiting teachers.

Tan Xiao was also one of them, and he and Lin Yang both went.

Kong Xuan was quite unhappy that he was not selected, obviously he was also the champion of the school sports event.

"Naive, classmate Kong Xuan," Lin Yang said, "Can you compare the gold content of your project with the two of us?" ”

Kong Xuan: "......"

He knew he should report 5,000 meters!

Tan Xiao followed Teacher Ji and his entourage to the hospital, and could only look at Teacher Zhu through the glass, because she was afraid that the patient would have pollen allergies and did not bring any bouquets, so the teachers gave some fruits and red envelopes.

Although Teacher Zhu did not wake up, his wife and parents still took turns to guard the hospital, and his wife was on duty at this time.

"How's Xiao Zhu now?" Ji Huiming asked.

"Actually, the situation is much better now, sometimes he is conscious, his hands move, his eyes are moving, and sometimes he even shouts, yo he, I think he must be trying to wake up." "But he didn't wake up for a long time, so the doctor also suggested that we talk to him more." ”

You can't just say it all the time, just record it with a recording transcript and play it on a loop.

"That's a lot better than before, I'm definitely going to wake up." Ji Huiming immediately proposed that they, colleagues and students, also record a piece of audio.

"I also wondered if I could record the voice of the class or the student, who is at school every day, and that would definitely be very helpful." My wife hurriedly brought the recorder, and Ji Huiming didn't say that she wanted to mention it.

"Alas, I also recorded some news about the dragon boat race to him, and I said that Lao Zhu is looking forward to the dragon boat race soon, and you can't watch it if you don't wake up." The master gave the recorder to Ji Huiming, and said, "He, didn't he just go to watch others practice dragon boats, so he fell, such an adult......"

Tan Xiao heard her mother's distressed complaints, recalled something, and said suspiciously: "We heard before that Teacher Zhu fell on the way home at night?" ”

"That's right." My wife didn't feel anything wrong.

"Why do people still practice dragon boating at night?" Tan Xiao felt very strange, "Isn't there a lot of emphasis on security this time?" "Because Tan Chunying also participated, Tan Xiao is still familiar with the rules, and it stands to reason that everyone should go to the reservoir to practice more.

"That's someone secretly practicing, we also found out from the last Moments he posted, he said he saw someone practicing." The master wilted.

When Tan Xiao was still confused, Zhu teacher's parents came to the hospital to change shifts, and they were holding a red envelope in their hands.

It wasn't for their own family, it was filled with tea and rice, and they asked the nurse to help put it under Zhu Dayong's pillow.

Facing Ji Huiming's curious eyes, Zhu Father said embarrassedly: "This is what my relatives said, if you release it, you can calm the soul and ward off evil spirits, I heard that he sometimes dreams and hehe, he must be scared." ”

Zhu Father and Mother are intellectuals, and they don't usually use this folk method of calming the nerves, but because their son has been in a coma for so long, they listen to others say how to be useful, and they don't care about it, they use it together.

Even if the nurse is faced with such a request, it is not surprising that there are still family members who let them release the charm.

Zhu's father was still a little embarrassed when he said it, afraid that his son's colleagues would be strange, in fact, it was Ji Huiming who heard it, and immediately pointed at Tan Xiao: "Ouch, then this matter, you ask our classmates better, this is the new generation of Nanchu Lingshi's successor." ”

Tan Xiao was still wearing a school uniform, and said slowly: "Tea and rice are used correctly, but it shouldn't be put under the pillow, I wish the teacher more like losing his soul, rather than needing to calm his nerves, just get it back." ”

"Well, tell me how to find it? Uncle, sometimes this kind of recipe is really mystical and useful, and every year our senior high school teachers will also organize a group to pray for the blessings of the students, which is very spiritual. Ji Huiming also glanced at Tan Xiao encouragingly, good boy, that's right.

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INTERVIEWER In terms of medical care, everything that needs to be done has already been done. The patient's family is also psychologically tormented at this time, and sometimes it is good to comfort them.

"Because it happened at the water's edge, you have to take the ritual to the water's edge and make sacrifices, then throw tea leaves and rice and shout souls. Shout all the way to the bed of the Soul Loser, and don't turn around no matter what happens along the way. Tan Xiao said, thinking that Teacher Zhu was also unlucky, this must be a loss of soul.

He heard that Teacher Zhu already felt that something was wrong when he saw the dragon boat practice at night, and then he thought about it carefully and observed, and felt that this was really not an ordinary coma.

Tan Xiao has seen Mu Fei in a state of lost soul and coma, although he can't make direct contact through the glass now, he is more sure of his judgment.

Zhu Father and Mother listened to Tan Xiao's words, and also obediently wrote them down with steel - they will still put the red envelopes, and they will also do it again according to Tan Xiao's words.

"When I have time, I will also help Teacher Zhu shout soul." Tan Xiao said to Teacher Zhu's family, "I hope the teacher will wake up soon, we all miss him very much." ”

"Hey, thank you......" The master reached out and shook hands with Tan Xiao, she also felt that this student was comforted, but after looking at Tan Xiao, she was a little stunned.

What does that feel like?

Although she is the elderly, looking at him, the calmness, firmness, and comfort that made her nervous spirit relax a lot, a bit like the feeling of asking for help from a doctor when she is sick, and even want to cry.

"Thanks, we'll go." The master unconsciously muttered again.

As soon as he left the hospital, Lin Yang whispered to Tan Xiao: "I didn't dare to say it just now, do you know that many people have said recently that they heard the sound of dragon boat races when they walked by the river at night, but when they inquired, there was no team that would practice there." Unexpectedly, it turned out that Teacher Zhu was also ...... Oh, my God. ”

"Is that the kind that Teacher Zhu heard?" Tan Xiao really didn't know the news.

"That's right! But I saw people say that they thought it was a new urban monster who made up it, and they also said that this was a rower who had drowned in a dragon boat race in the past was practicing, preparing for the race for a few days. Lin Yang felt goosebumps all over his body, oops, fortunately, he always had a talisman on his body.

Look at Tan Xiao with a calm face, well, he has more talismans on his body, and he is definitely not afraid.

"Maybe it's a coincidence, if you're afraid, just don't go to the river." Although Tan Xiao had nothing on her face, she was a little uncalm in her heart, and immediately called Mu Fei after saying goodbye to confirm to her whether there had been such rumors recently.

"Yes, you've heard about it?" Mu Fei scratched his brain, "Someone has been sent here to investigate what kind of water ghosts or underwater spirits are doing." ”

"Sister Mu, you let people go to the Third Hospital again, our physical education teacher was in a coma before, and when I went to see him today, I learned that he fell and fell into a coma when he was watching some dragon boat practice at night. I said, what kind of dragon boat practice is there at night? When talking about one thing, the speed of speech slowed down.

"Got it, I'll see if there is a case, and if it doesn't happen right away." Nan Chu is so big, Mu Fei is not sure if their grid members have found out about Teacher Xiao.

And she pondered it again, and said speechlessly: "If you don't drown someone in the water immediately, then it's not a substitute for the dead ghost." is simply a soul-snatcher, if we put it in normal times, we will think that this is 'Hebo marrying'. This is a kind of metaphor, anyway, it is something under the water that takes a fancy to a person, and drags it down as a companion, or uses it to ask for sacrifices.

"But there are repeated dragon boats here, I actually suspect that this is trying to drag people to go to dragon boat races, right?"

"I also think, especially when our master said that the teacher also likes dragon boat races," Tan Xiao thought of this, "Maybe check it again, the preservation of dragon boats, in addition to the new fiberglass boats, there are also those old hulls." I'm afraid that if I see the other party's crime, I will not only steal people, but also steal ships. ”

He thought of the story that Tan Chunying had told about the water god borrowing the boat before, the water god would borrow the boat, so whether this thing is a water ghost or a water monster, since he loves dragon boat racing, it is difficult to guarantee that he did not steal the boat. If there were, it would definitely leave a mark.

"Makes sense, okay!" Mu Fei hung up in response.

Tan Xiao and the 404 Office said here, and he is really ready to shout to Teacher Zhu.

Kong Xuan heard Tan Xiao talk about the hospital, he was very concerned, and even very angry, he took the case: "I knew that this was a conspiracy against us!" ”

Tan Xiao: "......? ”

Tan Xiao hesitated: "What are you talking about?" ”

Kong Xuan: "Maliciously add physics lessons to us." ”

Tan Xiao: "......"

The suggestion is to remove the word "we", and Tan Xiao only said: "Well, then let's summon spirits." ”

"Vows to summon spirits for gym class." Kong Xuan said in a deep voice.

Because it should be underwater, Tan Xiao did not torture chickens to attract souls, but set up an altar to recite a soul-chasing spell.

"Yin soldiers, yang soldiers, chasing souls outside the door for three days......" Tan Xiao's mantra was recited nine times, and he didn't feel that the teacher's soul showed signs of returning, "Huh? ”

It can't be that he is regressing, Tan Xiao looked at Kong Xuan.

Kong Xuan pressed Tan Xiao's hand and sensed Zhu Dayong's state, and said unpleasantly: "Why is he still happy?" ”

"Huh?" Tan Xiao remembered that his wife said that Teacher Zhu was still dreaming, and suddenly his mind opened, "This, we guessed before that the other party took Teacher Zhu's soul for dragon boat racing, you say, Teacher Zhu won't still be addicted to dragon boating, right?" ”

My wife thought he was trying hard to wake up, but now that I think about it, it's more likely that he was rowing hard.

Kong Xuan was furious: "How can this be true, hasn't he thought about what kind of life we live?!" ”

“…… It shouldn't have been intentional, and the teacher was also unconscious. Tan Xiao thought for a while, "Not everyone can still maintain their sanity after their souls leave their bodies." "If it weren't for a cultivator like Mu Fei, many people might just be in a daze, and they wouldn't even know that their souls were out of their bodies until their families came to call out their souls.

But if the other party is still detaining Teacher Zhu, or he himself has not realized the situation as Kong Xuan said, it is indeed difficult to call back.

"No, we'll have to go straight to him." Tan Xiaodao, he realized a problem, in a few days it will be a dragon boat race, the other party is still practicing diligently at this time, is there a possibility, they not only want to have a private enjoyment, the dragon boat race will also be intervened?

Originally, they just practiced rowing in Chengdu City, but if they appeared during the Dragon Boat Festival, they would not be scared of the citizens and not say it, and they would definitely have to scare the main priest's Tan Chunying. And I wish the teacher that he can't continue to lie down in bed, and his muscles will atrophy.

The conjuring spirit failed, and this speculation was born, the more Tan Xiao thought about it, the more it looked, and suddenly there was a sense of urgency.

At this time, Mu Fei also contacted him again: "I went to check, but there are no ships lost in the storage place." I'm going to look in the river, won't you come? ”

She asked this, in fact, she hoped that Tan Xiao would come, after all, Tan Xiao had cultivated the water method.

"Come on. But how are you going to find it in the river? Tan Xiao asked.

"Then how else can I find it, borrow a lifeboat." Mu Fei said, "Then push Fang Zhu into the water and let him go to find ......."

Tan Xiao: "......"

Tan Xiao thinks that this is also a way, but the Nanxi River section is so long, and it is not Fang Zhu's waters, I am afraid that it will take some time, but now it is time to grab it, "I'm worried that this guy will appear in the Dragon Boat Festival, Sister Mu, do you know, in the past, during the Dragon Boat Festival, dragon boats would look for practice objects up and down along the river section, as well as random challenges." ”

"You mean, let's get a dragon boat and lead each other out to challenge?" Mu Fei felt that this was feasible, "Don't say it, I'm at the place where they store the boat now, I'll ask if I can borrow it." ”

It is better to take the initiative than to wait for the rabbit. This is what Tan Xiao learned.

After all, he often has classes, and he really doesn't have that time to stretch the front......

Mu Fei went to borrow a boat, and Tan Xiao counted the manpower here, with the dragon boat, he had to find some people to disguise the rowers, "The 404 office has enough manpower, but you also have to know basic rowing skills." And like the captain, gongs and drums, these are more technical, and not just anyone can get on it. ”

Kong Xuan didn't know much about the location of the dragon boat, and said condescendingly: "You can watch it." ”

Arrange a good spot for him.

"But you won't be at the helm, how about you clamp the rudder?" Tan Xiao said hesitantly, "I can be a drummer, but I think I may have to come here." ”

Kong Xuan looked at him incredulously, as if he didn't believe his choice, "You choose Fang Zhu?" ”

Tan Xiao thought in a trance that he had backstabbed him, "But Fang Zhu is a Jiao...... Or you ......"

Tan Xiao was hesitant, so what position would be better for Kong Xuan.

"Tan Xiao?" Mu Fei's voice sounded again, "I communicated just now, saying that there is a surplus old boat that can be lent to us, but the village committee refuses to borrow the dragon, this is ...... Does the dragon boat have to be a dragon head? ”

Of course, if there is no dragon head, what is it called a dragon boat, this is the most important part. The faucet preserved in the village committee or the temple is also the best bait, but it is all antiques, and the competition is about to start.

"Then can I get a new one or a craft that will work?" Mu Fei said distressedly, "Hey, why don't you use a wattle stand-in to make a dragon head." ”

"The dragon head is more important, then it may be more suitable for the stand-in, by the way, we can not only use dragons on our side, but also unicorns, tigers, crested ......" Tan Xiao said, suddenly looked at Kong Xuan, so to speak......

Kong Xuan: "......? ”：，m..，.