"Don't talk nonsense, maybe this is a trick?" Tan Xiao interrupted Lin Yang and laughed at the boy for selling cuteness.

Lin Yang hiccuped in fright, "Really? ”

Tan Xiao said mysteriously: "It's hard to say." ”

…… Anyway, it's an old acquaintance.,Yes.,It's the boy who is guarding the rice under the East Chef's order.。 Tan Xiao didn't expect him to be here, and he didn't expect the boy to be ...... Well, if he guessed correctly, this heart should be compared to him.

Looking at the heart-to-heart movements of the statue of the rice boy, Tan Xiao also felt a little funny.

"What's this trick?" Recipes have always had their meanings, and Kong Xuan consciously saw a lot of tricks, but I don't know which sect this is, but there are so many folk teachings, it may be relatively remote.

Kong Xuan said, and compared himself, curiously looking at his fingers and guessing, what does this look like?

Tan Xiao pressed his shoulder and tiptoed and said, "Love you." ”

Kong Xuan's blood coagulated for two seconds, his heart suddenly tightened, and then he jumped up like a drum - even though he had already figured it out after two seconds, Tan Xiao was talking about the meaning of the "trick".

When Kong Xuan was at home, he failed to draw out Tan Xiao's words, and at this moment he was caught off guard and heard it, only to feel that his heart was beating wildly, and his steps were stagnant and unable to move, and it was very difficult to hide his current panic.

"It's not that Siming Temple is very effective, since we are here, let's also pay respects." Lin Yang took out a small piece of bread from his body and put it on the offering table, and when the others saw this, they also put some snacks on it.

Everyone bowed very reverently, showing the superstitious style of the younger generation.

Lin Yang said: "I hope you bless me with my learning progress, is this within the scope of your blessing?" If not, let me enjoy it. ”

After making a wish, Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan didn't move.

Tan Xiao took the initiative to say: "As you know, I can't finish worshiping my own family gods, and I can't worship indiscriminately when I go out." ”

This is understandable, but what about Kong Xuan?

Kong Xuan raised his chin, "No, I have to rely on my own efforts." ”

Lin Yang scolded: "You are amazing! You're high! ”

Haha, Qinggao is not enough, Kong Xuan is limited by the rules and can't cheat at all. Tan Xiao greeted: "Let's leave after worshipping, there is delicious food at night, my mother said that the farm food is very good." ”

This is from Tan Xiao's mouth, so it is particularly credible.

"Gone, gone."

Everyone rushed out of the temple.

Kong Xuan also stepped out gracefully with his hands.

Yu Zhenzhen squatted down to tie her shoelaces a step late, and saw Kong Xuan's movements froze for a moment, Damn, how can you have the same hands and feet?

She wanted to speak and stopped, looked up, Tan Xiao had a smile in her eyes, but she didn't remind people, her brain was stuck, "uh......"

Tan Xiao restrained her smile: "Let's go, squad leader, go back." ”

Yu Zhenzhen touched her face, how did she feel...... Well, maybe I'm CP brain.

Kong Xuan adjusted himself halfway, but when he returned to the resort farm, he gave everyone a big surprise, stood up and said, "Wait a minute, I also have a few dishes to do." ”

Everyone looks at me, I look at you, and finally they coax together.

"Wow, Kong Xuan can also cook!"

"If it weren't for Xiao's birthday, who would have known that Kong Xuan would still cook?"

"It's really fake, I'm curious about Kong Xuan's craftsmanship."

Kong Xuan smiled indifferently: "The cooking skills are exquisite. ”

Even Tan Xiao was a little surprised, and said hesitantly: "Are you planning to go for a few wontons?" ”

He taught Kong Xuan this.

"......" Kong Xuan broke his defense, "No, I stole several dishes from you!" ”

Tan Xiao reacted at this time, I am afraid that Kong Xuan is going to surprise him on his birthday, watching Kong Xuan angrily find a staff member to take him to the kitchen, and add a sentence later: "Looking forward to it!" ”

As soon as Kong Xuan left, Lin Yang immediately laughed: "Did you hear it, stealing from school, stealing from learning is conditional." ”

That's how I've seen Tan Xiao cook many times.

"Did you just go to the Siming Temple?" At this time, the owner of the farm came to greet the children, "How is it?" ”

"It's good, it's good." Of course, Lin Yang couldn't say that it was different from what he imagined, and boasted, "It's magnificent, so high, your head is about to touch the roof." ”

This is the art of speaking, in fact, the temple he wants to talk about is too cramped for the Lord of the Stove, and he almost hit his head.

The boss said funny: "You didn't go to the temple, did you?" How can our statue be very high? He suspected that the children had seen the temple from afar and felt that there was nothing to see, so they ran around to play.

"Huh? I know it's not very big, I mean it's bigger than the whole temple, it's three or four meters tall. Lin Yang hurriedly said.

"Three or four meters? You're definitely in the wrong place, right? The boss said suspiciously, and also called up the photo from his mobile phone to confirm the appearance of the temple for them, "Inside is a sitting statue of the stove king, not so high." ”

Lin Yang immediately shouted: "No! It's a standing statue! We were not wrong, it was written on the front that the temple was sitting, and we also offered food. ”

"You still don't believe me?" The boss slid directly to the next photo, which was a sitting statue of the king of the stove, "That is, you are looking at the height on the altar." ”

Lin Yang was dumbfounded and rubbed his eyes, "Isn't it really a different idol?" How do I remember, it's a standing statue......"

He looked at the others, and some people noticed the standing statue like him, saying that it didn't seem to be sitting, and some people didn't care about the details such as standing or sitting, and which arm was lifted, after all, there were still a few statues in the temple, and the family portrait of the king of the stove.

"Uh, it's standing, isn't it?"

"Maybe it's sitting, looking at this one like this......"

Even if I remember that it looks like a standing statue, I feel that my memory is a little confused after seeing the photo, and I just look at it casually when I go to play.

"You call this collective memory bias." The boss knows a lot, "It's like some people who think that a celebrity has passed away and have seen the news, but in fact, there is no such thing." Actually, it may be from a certain angle, it looks like it is standing. ”

Is that so? Do you want to confirm it tomorrow, am I really wrong, Lin Yang looked at Tan Xiao blankly: "Xiaozai, tell me quickly, whether you are standing or sitting." ”

Tan Xiao has good eyesight, of course I have noticed that it is a standing appearance!

He had a guess in his heart, but it was difficult to say it, and at this moment, facing Lin Yang's confused gaze, Tan Xiao could only open his eyes again and say nonsense: "Hmm...... It's like sitting ......."

……

Over there, Lin Yang's answer to Tan Xiao was messy, provoking Si Ming to stand in the kitchen like a peacock god who didn't dare to sit upright, facing a few earthen stoves, frowning: "What is this?" ”

"Aren't you going to cook?" The staff smiled and said, "Why, only use the integrated stove, we are here to make local dishes in the township, firewood rice, specially use this kind of stove, guests like it." ”

Kong Xuan: "......"

He stole a modern stove! I have already thought about it, so I will light the fire and cook the dishes in a chic manner, and serve it out in one go, how to use it!

"Are you still doing it? If you don't do it, forget it. The staff asked him if the other masters had already started stir-frying.

“…… I'll try! "Kong Xuan's other don't believe it, it's 100 points to be strong.

He looked at the kitchen stove that was also attached to Si Mingxiang, leaned over and threatened: "Show me the fire, and you, come down and teach me how to use this stove." ”

Kong Xuan pulled out a boy guarding rice from the portrait.

"Ouch, ouch!" The rice boy was carried by the back of his neck, his feet were upside down, and he almost couldn't touch the ground, "Let go of me!" ”

It looks a little reluctant, even if it's a peacock god, it can't force people to work.

"You actually dared to compare your heart to my spirit witch before." Kong Xuan's face was calm, and his hand pressed on the stove, "Now is the time for you to atone for your sins." ”

What, is it actually illegal to compare hearts? The boy who kept the rice wanted to complain and was afraid of Kong Xuan's force value, so he kicked open a bowl with hatred, and the spoon slammed into the countertop, "Let's start!" ”

The staff of the farm went to the side for a turn, and when they wanted to come back to clean up the imaginary mess, they saw that the young master-like student was already holding a big spoon and stir-frying smoothly, the heat was just right, the stove was clean, and the seasonings were not messy.

And you can pick up the cauldron with one hand, and the action is extremely elegant.

…… Awesome, the staff gave a thumbs up.

As soon as the staff walked out of the door, Kong Xuan immediately shouted: "Hurry up! Blanked!! ”

"Ahhh The rice boy ran around and was busy, and also did the work of beating lotus for Kong Xuan, and after cooking, he held his long spoon and played with the plate, and ordered the three plates in front of him.

"Braised crayfish, Dongpo meat, and loofah poached egg soup...... This is the spiritual master's favorite dish! The boy who kept the rice found that the peacock god was probably cooking for Tan Xiao, and he was surprised and felt that the peacock god was not as bad as he thought.

It glanced at each other with the peacock god, and seemed to have a resonance, and they all said in unison: "Happy cooperation!" ”

Kong Xuan: "Why are you secretly remembering what Tan Xiao likes to eat?" ”

Rice Boy: "......"

Kong Xuan had finished cooking, how could he have the slightest imaginary resonance, and disdainfully opened the guard rice boy, took his own dishes and walked out.

The boy who kept the rice fell and sat in place for a few seconds, kicking his legs hard and punching the air: "Ahhhhh ”

……

When Kong Xuan brought the three dishes he made, the dishes in the farm had already served two, but they were inevitably not as eye-catching as his dishes, everyone didn't expect that Kong Xuan would not only be able to cook, but also have both color and flavor.

Especially the Dongpo meat, which is extremely bright red, fat and thin, just looking at it can make up its mellow and fragrant taste, and the skin is full of gelatin, which must be pasted in the mouth with the thick gravy.

Tan Chunying sniffed, "Haha, it's like my son did...... You taught it, right? ”

Tan Xiao: "Well, sort of. ”

Kong Xuan put everything in front of Tan Xiao, and everyone naturally did not object to this, of course, this should be asked to the protagonist to taste it first.

"This Dongpo meat used to be a ritual in our family, but it was popular, and we all picked the ......meat by ourselves," Tan Chunying had already talked to everyone about doing it

Cooking tricks.

Tan Xiao sandwiched a crayfish, broke it and took out the white and tender shrimp meat, soaked in the soup, and it was already very flavorful during the stewing process, and it was soft and tender.

The loofah is grown in the farm, the poached egg is fried to golden brown, and the sweet loofah is opened together with the soup, one is crispy and the other is soft, the soup is thick and fragrant.

"It's delicious." As soon as Tan Xiao finished speaking, he saw that Kong Xuan's body was originally a little tense, and his body seemed to relax, and his eyes staring at him also soared.

Kong Xuan said lightly: "Cooking, but that's it." ”

It seems that he really has this taste just by stir-frying, but Tan Xiao knows that he definitely doesn't know how many times he has practiced, and he has to secretly observe the amount of his seasoning.

A pair of chopsticks slowly stretched out.

"Smack." was stopped by Tan Xiao and looked at Lin Yang.

Lin Yang: "Okay, okay, I just want to eat the handsome guy's fried dishes, isn't it very proud." ”

Tan Xiao sandwiched a piece of loofah and gave it to him: "Eat it." ”

Lin Yang: "......"

"I didn't expect it, Xiaozai, I forgot my righteousness." Lin Yang took a sip, feeling that the taste was gone before he could taste it, so he went to the other dishes on the table and ate a bite of cabbage.

After a few bites, Lin Yang was suddenly stunned.

He's eating cabbage, right?

Why is it full of the taste of back to the pot?

Am I mistaken again? Lin Yang looked at the dishes on the table in a daze, and then suddenly woke up, there was no meat on this table!

In the midst of the excitement of the table, Lin Yang felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and he took a pair of chopsticks and spicy fish, put it in his mouth and chewed it a few times.

Absolutely.

This is the taste of abalone.

Lin Yang swallowed his saliva, seemed to poke the classmate next to him calmly, and asked, "You are eating, what does this taste like?" Does it smell like abalone? ”

The classmate looked at Lin Yang, "You can't eat Kong Xuan's food, can you go crazy?" Let me tell you, I suspect that Tan Xiao is comforting him......" Speaking of this, I found Kong Xuan coldly sweeping over, and quickly shut up and picked up the rice.

"......" is crazy, really crazy.

Lin Yang suddenly remembered the wish he had made in Siming Temple during the day, "Let me enjoy the blessings of my mouth", only to feel a cold back of his neck and fidget. I remembered that I clearly remembered that the statue was standing, and the boss had to say that it was a sitting statue.

I'm scared to death!!

Even if he eats good things, but this way makes Lin Yang feel that his heart is going to be bad, and he begins to make up for it, is this really the blessing of the god of the stove? I don't think I'm so lucky, it looks like I'm the only one who is being favored. Is it possible that it wasn't a favor at all, but because I laughed at the boy and then it came to play tricks on me?

Lin Yang, who had finished making up the eighteen plots, was about to burst into tears, the atmosphere was so good, but their joys and sorrows were not connected.

Lin Yang took out the talisman and danced a few times, but it was useless, and the taste of what he ate still changed. He didn't dare to say it right away, for fear of being taken to the hospital immediately as a neuropath.

His mind was full of chaos, and until the meal was over, Lin Yang had always had a sense of unknown fear like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. After everyone finished eating, they all ran to the lawn to sing K, and he was also handed a can of Coke, and when he took a sip, tears flowed down his eyes.

It's red wine.

Woo woo this really doesn't work, I'm still a kid and I can't drink!

Lin Yang couldn't stand it, even if it was delicious, he had to be reasonable, he was really afraid that the toothpaste would taste bad tonight.

He trembled and wanted to find Tan Xiao, only Tan Xiao could save him. Not deliberately to spoil the atmosphere of the birthday event, but, he felt, haunted...... No, it's troublesome...... Really need to fix it!

Lin Yang hasn't found Tan Xiao on the lawn yet, where did he go?

……

"Bang bang!" Tan Xiao looked at the rice boy who knocked out the rhythm of the rice bowl and cried while knocking, and rubbed its back with one finger, "Okay, okay, I understand, that is to say, that dish was actually completed by you with Kong Xuan, and you have a share of the credit." ”

The boy wiped his face strongly, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

Tan Xiao looked at Kong Xuan on the side.

Kong Xuan hugged his arms and said coldly: "The light of fireflies also dares to compete with Haoyue." If he wasn't familiar with the stove here, he wouldn't have had a chance to behave at all.

"You two have a lot of credit." Talk about Xiaodao.

"Three-seven-open?" Kong Xuan turned around unhappily, "Lin Yang, what time did you say it should be?" ”

Well? Tan Xiao turned around and saw Lin Yang slowly standing up from the window.

Tan Xiao: "......"

Lin Yang: "......"

Lin Yang couldn't see the rice boy at all, he didn't hear the merit dispute clearly at all, but when he heard a louder voice, he said tremblingly: "Xiaozai, why did your basin ring by itself just now?" ”

Belch......

Tan Xiao glanced at Kong Xuan, Lin Yang was outside, Kong Xuan should have noticed it, and nothing happened just now that would make Kong Xuan distracted, but Kong Xuan didn't prompt it.

Kong Xuan sneered: "Lin Yang is afraid that he is going to do something." ”

Lin Yang: "!! ”

Tan Xiao thoughtfully, no wonder Kong Xuan didn't hide, although his words were sarcastic, it was not another symbol of classmate love, this awkward little green bird, "Lin Yang, what did you bump into again, why are you so unlucky?" ”

He has a good relationship with Lin Yang, and it's nothing if he falls off the horse.

Lin Yang burst into tears, "You, I ......"

Tan Xiao is a real wizard is actually not so difficult for him to accept, but he has been entrusted by a ghost to dream, and he has also experienced Tan Xiao presiding over the funeral, resulting in the shock at this moment, he actually has a sense of unexpected dust settled!

In retrospect, there were a lot of things that went wrong!

"I know, you, you're a bit metaphysical," Lin Yang said sadly, "But why, Kong Xuan seems to be much earlier than I know?" "Could it be that Kong Xuan is also Tan Xiao's peer? After all, this wave was lost to the sky, and people were more fashionable than me.

Tan Xiao said helplessly, "...... Do you want to tell me first, what's wrong with you? ”

Lin Yang didn't dare to think about what the pot knocker was, and said what happened to him in a trance, "You said that I am a god, what should I do...... Woo woo, why do you do this to me? ”

Good guy, others are haunted by ghosts, Lin Yang was frightened by the blessing of the gods.

No wonder Kong Xuan said that if he wanted a dharma, the ghost could be secretly exorcized, and God could only make a Dharma for Lin Yang, so that he would thank him for his blessing. This work is not so easy to do, and I am afraid that it will not take seven days to perform the Dharma in an ordinary temple.

Fortunately, Tan Xiao has a little relationship, it is really a little, he looked at the guard rice boy, "You just don't want the taste of this feed in your mouth now, right?" Don't cry yet, it's a blessing from the gods. ”

"Blessing? Don't scare me, do you know that I almost died suddenly after taking a bite. Lin Yang cried with a sad face, "I just want to drink Coke normally, and I'm really puzzled, so many of us are worshipped, why just fix me." ”

He has observed, he must be the only one who has this problem, if it is someone else, it must not be as calm as him!

Tan Xiao looked at the rice boy.

The boy explained with his hands dancing.

Tan Xiao understood, because there are relatively few Stove King Temples, so the Stove King really cares about this small temple, and today he just happened to respond, and he bumped into these students again, and he also made offerings, so he was not allowed to show it.

However, the prince of the stove will not be so generous, everyone is satisfied, and they choose one from it.

"You are the chosen one." Tan Xiao explained to Lin Yang and made him feel at ease, he was really lucky.

Lin Yang only saw Tan Xiao communicating with something in the void, and couldn't help but feel relieved and faintly furious, and clenched his talisman.

"I ...... I can't believe it! Lin Yang cried, "You said that there are you and Kong Xuan at the scene, why should I be the chosen son, what is the judging standard!" ”

“…… Why are you degrading yourself so much. Tan Xiao looked at the rice boy, listened to what he said with a spoon, and fell silent.

"What? What the hell? Lin Yang saw that Tan Xiao was silent and scared, "If I go, I will know that the gifts of fate are secretly priced, do you like me, and you want me to be a boy for the Lord of the Stove, and I will go after a good meal??" ”

Kong Xuan laughed twice, and said leisurely: "It is said that it is because the god of the stove has always had a preference for helping down-and-out scholars, and he looks at it, you are the most down-and-out, and you took the lead in sacrificing." ”

Lin Yang: "............"

Wiping his tears, Lin Yang felt a little relieved, moved his numb and weak legs, and found a bench to sit down, "This, that's it." ”

"Alas, who told you to go to the beach without sun protection." Tan Xiao looked at Lin Yang's refugee-like appearance.

"Oh." Lin Yangmuran, he smoothed his chest, "You...... Are you sure I'll handle this? ”

Tan Xiao nodded.

“…… Ha ha. Lin Yang suddenly laughed twice, after refreshing his worldview, he suddenly had an indescribable feeling, and he was completely renewed, "That's good, wow, after knowing that you have this ability, I feel at ease!" What am I afraid of in the future? ”

Since his uncle's time, Lin Yang has often been terrified when encountering some real and false supernatural events, and he can really be said to have been bitten by a snake for ten years and afraid of the well rope.

But now that he has confirmed his cognition and knows that his best friend is a wizard, he is very relieved!

Even, there is a sense of vicissitudes, we are also people who have passed through things, what else can scare me?

"By the way, you can tell me again," Lin leaned against the wall and said in a loud manner, "What is the situation with the statue of the king of the stove during the day, standing and sitting, you lied to me that I was sitting, right?" Why did the idol stand up and sit for a long time? ”

Why? Just look at the boy who keeps the rice in the heart, this temple has a spirit, and the students called Kong Xuan to worship outside.

Although they did not come into the world like Kong Xuan, the statue of the gods is their symbol in the world, which is a truth.

Tan Xiao looked at Kong Xuan.

As he thought, Kong Xuan said indifferently: "He didn't dare to sit and see me." ”

Lin Yang's expression froze on his face.

Yes...... Yes?!!

What are you?! ：，，.