1.

Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan moved out in their sophomore year.

On the day of the move—or in the words of the other two roommates—on the day they left the cabinet, they deliberately followed the habits of Tan Xiao's hometown, held an umbrella to cover Tan Xiao, and sent him out.

"You and Kong Xuan should be good, and if you quarrel in the future, you can go back to 502 at any time, this will always be your home." The roommate cried and chirped.

Tan Xiao: "......"

Everyone went to Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan's rented house for a housewarming banquet, and when they saw Tan Xiao cooking with an apron, the roommate sighed again: "Kong Xuan, you kid ......"

"What a blessing, what a blessing."

"Speaking of which, everyone has slept together for so long, and I haven't seen them quarrel."

Before he finished speaking, Tan Xiao shouted loudly to Kong Xuan in the kitchen: "The refrigerator has been delivered, you open the door and move it together, and then store all the boxes containing clothes." ”

Kong Xuan lowered his head and did not speak.

When everyone saw it, they were unhappy, so they hurriedly played a round, "Let's go with Kong Xuan." ”

Kong Xuan had already raised his eyebrows and asked, "In the future, I will do this kind of work at home, right?" ”

The students chuckled in their hearts, this is a disagreement. That's right, everyone is the king of soldiers, and they all take turns to work in the dormitory, and when they come out to live in the dirty work, they all let Kong Xuan come, and they all listen to Tan Xiao, he may be a little unhappy. Kong Xuan is so arrogant.

Tan Xiao leaned in from the kitchen and quickly replied, "Yes." ”

Kong Xuan immediately stood up and said, "That's good." ”

By the way, he glanced at the others: "Don't come, I'll go by myself." ”

Everyone: "............"

Don't worry, we won't interfere with you to death.

2.

Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan are not completely free from quarrels.

After all, when they first met, it was not very pleasant, but later, as Tan Xiao became more and more "eye-catching", even if Kong Xuan was unilaterally angry, he could detect it in time.

There are also times when you can't notice it, such as Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan going out to play, and hearing the old man urging the child to get married, "You are thirty-five, older young man, you are still out and about!" Everyone is already married! ”

Kong Xuan thought thoughtfully, "I'm over three thousand five." ”

Tan Xiao broke down and laughed when she heard this: "Hahahahahaha!" He wiped his eyes, "I'm scared to death, others are older youths, and you are over-age youths." ”

Kong Xuan was a little sad, not that he felt that Tan Xiaoxiao was old, he was very young among the gods.

He also knew that the law did not allow it, but how could Tan Xiao categorically oppose it.

Well, I didn't say against it, but at least I avoided it, right? Why did he just laugh?

The more Kong Xuan thought about it, the more chilled he felt, he left his hometown and came to the world, why did Tan Xiao avoid graduation and marriage!

After going back, Tan Xiao didn't find that Kong Xuan was lost, but wrote his homework.

Kong Xuan lay on the bed and was autistic for a long time, and searched on his mobile phone for a long time, everyone said that they had been together for a long time, and they didn't even bother to quarrel, but the passion subsided. Kong Xuan thought about it and decided to run away from home and let Tan Xiao reflect on it.

But the housework is not done yet.

So before running away from home, Kong Xuanxian got up in the middle of the night and put away his clothes - he likes not to use spells, and it is more practical to do it himself, and it is more convenient to ask and discuss

To be rewarded.

Fold the clothes neatly, Kong Xuan felt that it was time to mop the floor, so he took a mop and mopped the floor shiny. Look at the vegetables in the pot, shouldn't you pick the vegetables easily?

In the middle of winter, when Tan Xiao got up, the sky was still bright, and a Kong Xuan was picking vegetables in the dark.

Tan Xiao: "? ”

I didn't expect Tan Xiao to wake up, Kong Xuan's hand picking vegetables froze.

Then Tan Xiao came over and drilled into his arms, and said vaguely: "The quilt is cold." ”

Kong Xuanxin said that he knew that he would get up late to do housework, and he was so cold that Tan Xiao found out.

He wiped his hands, hugged Tan Xiao back, pulled the quilt up and covered it, and after feeling the temperature rise, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to be running away from home when he got up early.

But seeing Tan Xiao's appearance, Kong Xuan hesitated a little again.

Especially when he remembered that Tan Xiao had said that it was best to report before doing anything.

If he didn't report it, wouldn't he be as indifferent as Tan Xiao!

So Kong Xuan whispered to Tan Xiao, who was in a daze and wanted to fall asleep again: "I'm running away from home." ”

Tan Xiao lifted her eyelids and said logically: "...... Overrule. If you dare to leave, you will not be allowed to sleep in bed. ”

Kong Xuan took a breath of cold air: "Why are you like this?!" ”

Why don't you let him sleep in bed...... No, he's going to run away, and he doesn't have to sleep.

"I'm the head of the family, and that's what I'm going to do!" Tan Xiao pressed Kong Xuan's hand, pecked him on the cheek, and finally kissed him on the lips, making a "chirp" sound.

Tan Xiao said that he is the head of the family, that is not what it means to start a family, and I don't know where it is higher than getting married.

Kong Xuanhuan closed his eyes happily and prepared to sleep in the cage.

But he remembered something, and suddenly opened his eyes: "I am the head of the family, I am the head of the family!" ”

Tan Xiao was so disturbed that she didn't feel sleepy, and looked out the window and it was also dark, "Okay, then don't sleep......"

"Dear here."

Kong Xuan paused.

Coldly agreed: "Okay!! ”

3.

College classmates go to play paintball together.

Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan hadn't played before, so they trained briefly.

Other students and the coach of the club said, "Just teach whatever you want, they are professional." ”

The coach smiled, "Oh? Multi-specialty? ”

"I was discharged from the army and re-enrolled."

Tan Xiao hurriedly refuted the rumors: "I'm not, I don't!" ”

The coach listened to a few ears, and it seemed that the military training results were good.

I couldn't help but laugh.

When wearing protective gear, Kong Xuan also hummed and chirped to ask Tan Xiao for help, Tan Xiao had played other similar combat games, and he could also wear protective gear, Kong Xuan didn't know how to do it at all.

Tan Xiao helped him put on all the protective gear, and when he turned his head, he saw the coach's knowing eyes.

When they were grouped, Kong Xuan and Tan Xiao were forcibly separated, and everyone said, if you two are in a group, is there still a way to live on the other side?

Kong Xuan was extremely unhappy, but his opinion was suppressed under everyone's opposition.

Everyone held a meeting to discuss tactics, and Kong Xuan kept his face calm.

"Kong Xuan, how many words do you say, how do you fight?"

Kong Xuanhui

came to his senses and said, "Why didn't Tan Xiao resist at all, so he went to the opposite group?" ”()

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"That's because people know it's useless to resist! That's the only way to keep playing! The roommate said speechlessly.

"Really?" Kong Xuan raised his head and thought about it, "It makes sense." ”

As for tactics? Discuss it for yourselves.

He looked uninterested because he couldn't be with Tan Xiao.

The roommate took a deep breath, and as the person who knew them best, he said in a deep voice: "Let me say a few words, I think we have to adopt the tactic of capturing the thief and capturing the king first."

"First of all, determine where Tan Xiao is, through observation, forced questioning, etc.

"After it is confirmed, we will arrest Tan Xiao as the wife of the village and hold a wedding."

Kong Xuan: "! ”

The roommate smiled coldly, this can't handle you?

An order sounded, and the battle began.

Both teams shifted behind cover and were a bit nervous at first. No one was embarrassed to shoot first, the atmosphere was tense, and the coach reminded everyone that they must have the courage to shoot.

At this time, suddenly, a shot was fired from somewhere on the opposite side, bursting with a puff of purple, and Kong Xuanfang first hung up one under the cold gun.

"Ahhhh

"It's Tan Xiao!" Kong Xuan was pleasantly surprised.

"Don't be surprised! Look where he's in! The others roared.

At this moment, the opposite side had already shouted a slogan, sounding from all directions: "Capture Kong Xuan alive!" Capture Kong Xuan alive! ”

Kong Xuan: "?? ”

As soon as you hear this slogan, you know that it is Tan Xiao's thoughts.

Kong Xuan's teammates yelled at him again: "Don't be tempted!" ”

Kong Xuan: "Oh......"

Everyone threatened Kong Xuan that if he lost easily, he would be looked down upon by Tan Xiao. Kong Xuan thought about it, that won't work, it's better to kill them all.

So the club coach saw that in the field, Kong Xuanfang killed the opponents one by one under his leadership, and at the same time, Tan Xiaofang's snipers also transferred while sniping Kong Xuanfang's teammates one after another.

It took less than half of the time of the ordinary battle, and the two of them each knocked out the opposite person cleanly.

There were only two left.

The coach fell into deep thought, good guy, is it really a veteran?

Tan Xiao said behind the bunker: "Surrender the gun and don't kill." ”

Kong Xuan replied: "You must not be willing to ......"

Kong Xuan's "killed" teammates collapsed and shouted on the sidelines: "Change the word!! ”

Kong Xuan: "Preferential treatment of prisoners." ”

The two interspersed between the bunkers and shot at each other, although the ending was difficult to distinguish, but the process was not exciting.

Everyone called it worth it, and immediately took a small video: The divorce scene of the little couple in the courtyard .avi

After the game, Kong Xuan said while taking off the protective gear: "It's not that I don't want to fight, but it's against my spirit." ”

The others were not surprised, and said in a weird manner: "Tsk, I know, it's not good to beat my wife." ”

When Kong Xuan heard the word wife, he was embarrassed: "Hey......"

Everyone: "......"

Stinky love brain, we don't understand yin and yang!

Kong Xuan coughed: "Actually, I don't mean that, it's just that I have a contract with him, under normal circumstances, I can only help him beat people, I can only do it here." ”

Hearing this, my teammates rolled their eyes and said that you are retired veterans and don't believe it, normal people will sign this kind of contract??

The roommate scolded and said, "I've only signed a love contract with my girlfriend in my life, or you can play." ”

Kong Xuan was stunned: "Love contract? You tell the story vividly. ”

Roommate: "............"

4.

Kong Xuan took a stack of papers and gave it to Tan Xiao: "This is a supplementary agreement for the acting wizard, you can sign it if you see that there is no problem." ”

Tan Xiao is inexplicable, how did he come out with a supplementary agreement, which is unheard of.

Flip it open, good guy, "Do you want to hold hands and go to the cafeteria together?" Kiss three times a day? ”

Kong Xuan stuffed the pen into Tan Xiao's hand.

Tan Xiao: "I don't sign. ”

"How can that be?!" Kong Xuan rarely saw Tan Xiao reject himself so much, his mouth was tough, but he was still a little apprehensive in his heart, and after looking at each other for two seconds, he explained, "My homework is finished!" I didn't finish the college entrance examination and let it go, I only knew how to fall in love! I'm not going to fail! ”

One by one, he was more convinced that he was right, and confidently repeated: "Sign quickly." ”

"I won't sign it." Tan Xiao jumped on Kong Xuan's back, bit his ear, and kissed him on the ear when he said a word, "The regulations are unreasonable, for example, I have kissed three times now, and I still want to kiss him?" ”

Kong Xuan: "......"

Kong Xuan: "...... Void! ”！

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