Chapter 1 & Chapter 2
"Hell, what's going on!!" Zhou Bofu let out his first cry after opening his eyes. But what blurted out was only the sound of "twitter".
A minute ago.
Zhou Bofu: Male, 29 years old. Lotte knows its fate. He has both parents and a wife and children. Company employees, food and clothing. It is in the stage of closing the eyes before going to bed.
10 seconds ago.
Zhou Bofu: Male (maybe?), ?years old. He felt a sudden chill in his body, opened his eyes, and then petrified.
Now, he let out a chirp and looked around. In front of him was a bush that obscured the sky, to the left, right and behind, with a stone wall overhead and a pile of branches underneath the body. And it's clear that your body is completely different. Receiving such a blow, Zhou Bofu instinctively began to escape, he wanted to sleep...............
"Sleep, it's supposed to be a dream.......... I'm too tired............."
So Zhou Bofu closed his eyes and tried to fall asleep. At this moment, as if lightning passed through his mind, some memories automatically emerged, "What's the matter, it turns out that I have crossed over?" Who do I want to cross !!!!!! !!!!!! I want to cross?!Big brother, although I have read a lot of starting point novels, it doesn't mean that I want to cross!! beg that person, let me go back......... "Unfortunately, the things in the memory tell him that he can't go back for the time being." Zhou Bofu froze and began to carefully examine this strange memory, and finally figured out his situation.
It turned out that he had come to a certain worldly realm, and he could go back. However, he must accumulate strength, so as to break the outer membrane of the current world and reach the next world, so that he can return to his origin world step by step. And the relationship between one world and another world is like a gear mesh, there is a time, the current world of this world, he must travel in a number of years of 9 years before he can further to the next world, otherwise he will be randomly bounced to another world world, and it is likely to be further away from his own origin world.
"So, what's going on in these worlds?" Zhou Bofu continued to check his memory. All of the worldly realms originally came from the Origin Realm in which he was located. These worldly realms are like a circle of gears outside the Origin Realm, all of which are fantasies from the human beings of the Origin Realm, and the countless fantasies, movies, novels, and games of the humans in the Origin Realm have created these countless small worlds. Zhou Bofu was just a lucky (or unlucky) person who suddenly jumped to this worldly realm.
At this time, Zhou Bofu had a peculiar feeling, "he" was there, and "he" was "me". The body of "I, Zhou Bofu" is as far away as the sand of the Ganges River.
"I can feel my body in the original world............. I see !!!" He saw himself lying on the bed, saw his wife and son, but it was all freeze-frame. It seems that time has stopped......... "Sure enough, it turns out that when I haven't returned, time in the Origin World has stopped............. how can I act like an 'observer' in quantum physics, I don't return, time doesn't move." It's okay, so I'm relieved. ”
"So, what if I die in this world? Can I go back directly? Che, I don't have any memory......... Forget it, if you can't afford to play............. let's go step by step, and return to the first place safely. ”
A big stone fell to the ground in his heart, and Zhou Bofu breathed a sigh of relief. However, at this point, the picture slowly fades away.
"What's going on, don't !!!"
"Go home, you must go home!!" Although it seems to be ordinary on weekdays, at this moment after crossing over, he clearly understands how important his wife's parents are in his heart, and makes a vow to go home.
After searching his memory, Zhou Bofu opened his eyes, and his sleepiness was gone. The fighting spirit is full. "So, let's start with the body and the surrounding situation. ”
Look at yourself first, "What the hell have I become?" Look at your own body first, it is obviously the body of a chick, with a pair of fluffy wings......... But "Hell, what is this?!" he actually had claws on his wings!!! "Aren't normal bird wings supposed to have no claws, isn't this the same as having two hands on one wrist.......... could it be that I'm a freak? not even Archaeopteryx" took a closer look and moved again. Very flexible claws, apparently there are indeed 2 claws on the wrists, one is a normal wing tip, and the other is a 4-toe claw that can be held.
"That's fine, don't worry about it for now, look at something else. Zhou Bofu also confirmed his field of vision, "The stereoscopic vision of about 270 degrees in front of me can distinguish colors.......... which means that my eyes are on the front like a human." As far as the eye can see, the beak touched with the front paws is hooked, with small serrations on the sides............. I am a bird of prey. However, the shape of this beak is relatively long, not like the owls, nor as thick as the eagles of the falconiformes, to the beak of the whale-headed stork, which is more like the stork, but not so large and long. The neck is neither long nor short, and the head can only be said to be neither big nor small, and it looks like the head and neck of a chicken-shaped order. What about the paws down there?"
Zhou Bofu looked down, the hind feet were quite long, very similar to wading birds, but not so long, the long ones were quite stout, the key was that there were palms in the three toes, and there were relative toes. There are pads of flesh in the palms....and the nails can be contracted, similar to the claws of felines......
"Damn, judging from the meat pads on the claws, I am a good walking bird, and the whole foot is like the hind feet of a large carnivorous dinosaur.......... anyway, birds are also dinosaurs evolved, no matter what. The problem is this telescopic claw............ Nima, am I a cat bird!!!!"
"By the way, Mom's, the most important thing is that I forgot to read it, what gender is Lao Tzu?" Ya turned her head and looked at her ass............ Immediately, the wind was chaotic!!! "Isn't the bird a cloaca!!!!!!! how can there be a little brother under Lao Tzu!! hmm...... That's a good thing!!! but in this world, there is rice and discipline!!!!!!!"
"To sum up, Lao Tzu has a chicken-shaped head and neck, a stork-shaped beak, but the face shape is an owl-shaped order, not to mention the wings, it actually has claws, the hind feet are birds, and the hind paws are telescopic............. what kind of bird is Nima Laozi?!!! Huh? It seems to be a bit like the boss of the deer feather bird family............ But she doesn't have a retractable claw or a claw on her wings........."
"Forget it, I don't want to think so much, existence is reasonable. But ..........How old am I? I don't even have a reference..."He looked around, and it was already getting dark, and there was only one moon in the sky, but there was no definite length reference around. "Ah, I'm a little sleepy, let's talk about it until dawn................"
The sky was bright, and Zhou Bofu felt dizzy after waking up. The whole night I had a night of chaotic dreams. Countless birds appeared in the dream. The damn thing is that those damn birds actually automatically decompose, permutate and combine............. sometimes there are cat heads, dog heads, human heads, **...... and other messy heads and various body parts. And there have been a bunch of bastards singing loudly in their dreams: "Look and see, what kind of birds are we (pronounced diao)" After reaching the end, finally came out a bunch of ignoring Saemon......... Merge into a dead child with rice cake eyebrows performing an elephant dance.
Therefore, after Zhou Bofu woke up, he was not only dizzy, but also angry. I just want to cut it right away, and the freak who appeared in the dream is angry. Then, dejectedly, he moved to the mouth of the cave. Aimed the little brother at the gap in the bushes and began to release water, and very embarrassed pushed his ass out of the big gap to complete the work of grain reincarnation. I was about to use my front paws to wipe the straw paper, and after grabbing it for a long time, I remembered that I had crossed the soft and white toilet paper that had passed through ................ and had already bowed to him. After the most self-defeating decision, I decided not to wipe my ass.
At this point, normal things came to visit him in order, and Mr. Hunger showed him his might. Zhou Bofu heard the rumbling of his stomach, and his mouth seemed to be smoking. Suddenly he remembered a serious and urgent question that had been overlooked, where is the parent bird?
"Damn, I'm a fledgling, I should always have a parent bird around under normal circumstances......... It's been now—how many hours have passed since the ghost knows how many hours, and there is no shadow of the parent bird at all. If this continues, won't Lao Tzu have to return to his position! No, we have to study it carefully. ”
Therefore, our Comrade Zhou Bofu endured hunger and thirst and began to study these issues.
"First of all, the entrance to the cave is already overgrown with bushes, and for my size, there is no problem getting out. But according to the average ratio of chicks to adults, it should be difficult for adults, no, they can't get in without destroying the bushes. ”
He put his head out of the bushes again and looked around.
"Well, it turns out that this hole is halfway up the mountain, and above it is an almost vertical mountain wall with few plants. Below is a slope of about 60 degrees or more, covering a lot of shrubs. But you can't see how high it is, you can only see it through the clouds, and you can't tell how high it is below the surface, or it's a damn reference, but at least ....... well......... It seems that there is a hundred meters or something. 60 degrees is quite steep, so the parent bird should have flown and landed, not climbed up with two feet. ”
As Zhou Bofu moved, the branches that had been under him began to crackle and break, and they began to weather. He looked down and studied the lower branches. "It's already dry, and it seems to have been touched for hundreds of years, and it will be weathered when you touch it, isn't it?" Zhou Bofu immediately climbed inside and turned over the eggshell to take a look, "Sure enough, the surface of the eggshell is already a little petrified." "The calcareous eggshells are going to start petrifying, well.......... how long will it take? So it seems that I should have been a dead egg in an abandoned bird's nest? ”
At this moment, he noticed that on the sunny side of the bushes, there were quite a lot of small red fruits, probably the size of his eyes. Driven by hunger and thirst, he didn't care whether the fruit was poisonous or not, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, he gulped the fruit into his mouth, and while eating, he was still muttering, "Damn, what the chicks need should be animal protein, and plant protein is used for fart............ But it tastes really good......... Nima, can this bird taste Laozi? At least that's a good thing......" After eating about one-fifth of the fruit of Xiangyang, Zhou Bofu patted his stomach with his wings in satisfaction.
"Eat well, but the chicks should always have animal protein............ And four out of five. It's not the way to go on like this, but do you really have to start looking for bugs to eat? It's really miserable. ”
He began to look around, trying to find something different. As a bird of prey, his vision is very good. His keen vision allowed him to discover something. Quite far below, there was a large broad-leaved forest, and in the woods he saw a ............. wild boar?!!! "There are actually wild boars? It seems that this place is indeed similar to the earth, and it is indeed a fantasy projection." By the way, there is a reference now. Wild boar: The body length of the Eurasian wild boar should be capped at 2 meters, usually 1.6 meters, assuming that the body length of this wild boar .............is 1.6 meters, the proportional conversion of trees is about 16 meters. Well......... The distance and gradual calculation should be that the trees below me should be more than 20 meters, so the cliff to the cave entrance is about 120 meters as I estimated. Then the height of the bushes is in ......... It's about the same as a wild boar, 1.6 meters, compared to Lao Tzu's body......... Damn, what kind of bird is Lao Tzu, the chick that has just come out of the shell is the size of a big white goose, standing up to a height of more than 1.4 meters, the body length from the tip of the mouth to the tip of the buttocks is almost 1.6 meters, and the wings are spread out more than 2.2 meters!!! Lao Tzu was shocked!!! how big I should be when I grow up, and I can actually fly, is Lao Tzu an Angus eagle or an Argentine giant bird? It seems that there are no natural enemies, right? If you look at the situation of wild boars, at least Pleistocene or Holocene, there should be no bigger birds of prey than me...... The question is the same question, what the hell am I a bird?"
Zhou Bofu's heart has settled down a lot. Now there is only one goal, to find a way to survive until you grow up. And if birds of prey want to grow up, it will definitely not work by eating fruits, and the fruits will be finished in 2~3 days at most. The most burning thing now is how to get blood food, otherwise don't talk about going home, you will starve to death soon. After all, he didn't dare to bet that he would definitely be able to return to the Origin World Realm after hanging the point.
"At present, it is a cave in the middle of the mountain, and it will be difficult to come up after going down, if you go down now, if you don't find the blood food in time, and you will be finished if you encounter some predator. It's better to eat the fruit at the entrance of the cave first and then make plans, it's only been a day out of the shell, and the claws can't exert their strength, so it's better to wait for two days to have a little strength. ”
I don't know what kind of fruit I eaten-Zhou Bofu's botany is not very good, and he will make mistakes even when he buys vegetables every day............. but this fruit is obviously non-toxic, otherwise he would have hung up early, and he can also be very hungry, and he didn't feel hungry until the sun went down. "It seems that I can hold on for a few more days," Zhou Bofu thought as he looked at the remaining four-fifths of the fruit outside.
The whole day was boring, there was no TV and no Internet, Zhou Bofu could only rely on watching and dozing off to live, and in the evening, he saw his own situation in the Origin World in the void, which was still frozen, and time still did not flow. He let out a sigh of relief and sighed for a long time.
In the evening, when the moon was in the middle of the sky, Zhou Bofu woke up from his sadness and prepared to go to sleep. However, as he seemed to be asleep, the moonlight shone on him, and a tiny warm current appeared in his abdomen, which began to flow through him with the moonlight and breathing. At first, Zhou Bofu didn't notice it, but if he looked at it from the perspective of others, a faint silver glow in the obvious moonlight began to seep into his body. Soon, the warm current in the abdomen changed into a cold current, which was in line with the heavenly yin and began to flow in Zhou Bofu's body. Intermittently, intermittently, Zhou Bofu felt so comfortable at first, cold and soaked, completely immersed in this feeling, he didn't think of anything else at all, and he still seemed to be asleep. The moon was getting higher and higher, the night was getting deeper, and by midnight the slight cold current had turned into a raging river of ice, and the rushing roar seemed to freeze even the soul. Zhou Bofu was already tragic, he tried to stop, "What's going on, how can there be such a situation in my body!!!!! stop, otherwise Lao Tzu will become a frozen chicken!" He couldn't control the cold current in his body at all, so he had to let it rampage, gritting his teeth hard while trying to stop the cold current. "Can't be unconscious!! as soon as you fall unconscious, you will freeze to death!!!! although this is known as the most comfortable way to die, but Lao Tzu hasn't drunk yet!!!" He kept cheering himself up, kept telling jokes to himself, trying to forget the pain of being crushed by an iceberg, he didn't know what happened to Lu Dao, and he didn't know what to do at all, the only thought left was "persistence". Time was slowly passing, how long Zhou Bofu had been suffering in pain even he couldn't calculate, every minute seemed to be as long as 10,000 years, and the cold sweat flowing from his body froze directly into incomparably hard ice beads on the surface of his body. Slowly, a wisp of light red began to appear in the east, and at this moment, a little warmth suddenly appeared in the middle of all the cold, and it filled his whole body in an instant, and that moment was simply an incomparable orgasm, and his whole body was extremely comfortable, from extreme cold to warm all of a sudden......... Zhou Bofu didn't expect this at all, but he felt that it seemed to be a life and death line, and the thrill of escaping death was so strong "No wonder some people like extreme sports..............."
Zhou Bofu's bad luck hadn't passed yet, he tried to stop the warm current that had changed from cold to warm again, but he didn't expect it to be uncontrollable. As the sun gradually rose, the warm current in his body began to turn into a rolling fire, and the cave where his body was located had been frozen and cracked by the cold at night, and now it was urged by the rolling fire, and the walls of the cave began to turn into flying ashes. The branches of the trees beneath him were long gone, and even the shrubs at the entrance of the cave were gray. Not only that, but due to the thermal expansion and contraction, a huge radial crack appeared in the center of the hole. It's hard work again, and Zhou Bofu wanted to breathe a sigh of relief and was burned several times......... But the desire to survive was extremely strong, so he carried it until noon, and only the three words "can't die" were left in his mind.
The sun finally reached its highest point, and Zhou Bofu's body had already turned into an incomparably hot fire, just at the moment when the sun reached its highest point............ All the heat is gone, and there is only a little coolness. Then.................. "Nothing?" Zhou Bofu suddenly woke up from his nightmarish stupor, feeling full of energy, his body was strong, and his state seemed to be very good. He immediately checked his body, not even a single hair had fallen, "What's going on, something is wrong with this body? Why didn't anything happen when I slept the day before yesterday?" he recalled, the only suspicious thing yesterday was eating those red fruits. "Is there something wrong with that fruit? Speaking of which, what's going on with this cold snap and the hot snap? Could it be that this is internal qi? It's nonsense!! but ......... Otherwise, how can you explain it? By the way!! this world must have something strange !!!! this world world, maybe some fantasy was generated? I don't have any more information............
It was only later that Zhou Bofu realized that he had eaten a kind of vermilion fruit at the beginning. Function: Qi tonifying and benefiting, it is easy to make people feel qi. But now, Zhou Bofu is more interested in the fact that he can speak!
Yesterday he could only chirp, but after a night of torture, he could actually speak like a human being. All of this combined with the starting point of so many years of edification. Finally let him be sure that this is a world with the possibility of immortals!
"Absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon................ I have already opened my spiritual wisdom before. Yesterday's should have been some kind of luck, but it was completely uncontrolled, it was supposed to be a spontaneous operation, and the estimated efficiency was not good. However, the body seems to have strengthened a lot after such a move, and it is actually able to stand immediately, but it was not possible yesterday. ”
It turned out that he had a sense of qi after eating Zhu Guo, and because he had no experience in cultivation, it was the spiritual wisdom that opened all of a sudden, causing Yuehua to automatically flow in his body, from less yin to too yin, and from yin to yang. and since the lack of yang and the sun, and the anode and the yin are born. Generally, the beasts that open their minds are basically old monsters that have lived for a long time, and they have been baptized by the essence of the sun and the moon for a long time before opening their spirits. There is no one like him who draws air into his body at the beginning. As a result, such a small life is almost over, even if there is a little slackness, it is a fate that is scattered and turned into ashes. However, such a mistake also made him practice a trick, and this trick also has a name, which is the "Yin and Yang Trick". This method is basically a cultivator, but few people can practice it. It's really the most stupid trick, it's not very efficient, and it's very painful to practice. The only benefit of this technique, how easy it is to get started, and how good it is when used for refining the body. At least in the ordinary monks, it is usually used for newcomers to get started to exercise their qi sense, and they will not let their own yin and yang are born, and the yang and yin are born, and they all control the operation of internal qi by themselves. Therefore, Zhou Bofu's pain is actually much better than that of ordinary monks, but there are also benefits, the effect of refining the body is good, and it is difficult to say whether there are other benefits as the practice progresses.
Now that the work has been harvested, the fruit at the entrance of the cave is also gray, and the cave is already in a mess and may collapse at any time. It seems that he can't live anymore, and now Zhou Bofu has only one choice, go down the mountain.