***

Maybe it's because you bought krypton gold a minute ago, and now you're a veritable kryptonite player, after the realm is released, you can clearly see that the inside of your realm is golden.

As the golden waves of wheat fade away, you see the whole picture of your own realm.

It was a golden, almost light-polluted area. The field of view is straight and the area is empty. Only long tubes such as many blood vessels and veins hang down from above, and they are adherent and staggered all over the top of the head. At first glance, it's a bit off.

In fact, if you just look at the name of the field, your first reaction is - this is the work of the game production team itself.

But at this moment, you look at these vaguely wriggling hoses, and you can't help but have a new idea.

Putting aside this large piece of golden rendering that pierces people's eyes, you have reasonable doubts that the original image of this realm should be as dark and deep as "Chimeric Dark Garden".

The reason why it's golden now, maybe it's because the system generously gave away the skin after you charged the money, or maybe this game automatically crabs some unfriendly pictures for the player experience in order to pass the review, so that you now stare at this field for two more seconds, and you have the illusion that you are going to be stabbed blind.

…… Truth be told, this thing is so ugly that you don't want to admit it's your domain.

The grief and indignation of being deceived by Krypton arose spontaneously again. You stand on the ground and take two deep breaths before you refocus your gaze on the two tenors in front of you.

- Satoru Gojo and Natsu Youjie.

To be honest, you didn't understand why these two were here, and they happened to break through the hallway between you and the spell and appear in front of you with unmistakable precision.

Now it seems that you have successfully dragged into the field.

But since they're just trying to punch through the hallway and not through you, you can think about everything in a good direction first, like - they're actually here to save you or something.

But since I'm here to save you, why don't you just hit the spell spirit? You ponder in confusion.

After all, no matter how you look at it, the spell spirit's massive size is far easier to aim at than the less than five meters between you and it. Or is this actually a very new way to play handsome?

If that's the case, then you have to say that when the faces of the two of them are clearly visible in front of your eyes, you are indeed handsome for a second.

Then I couldn't help but sigh -

The game's important NPC modeling is really good.

When you put the originally flat characters into the three-dimensional world, they suddenly become angular. You look at the five sharp jawlines, and for a moment you only feel clearer than your life plan.

Of course, the other party is only 15 years old at the moment, so the modeling is also very careful to make slight changes to make him look a little more youthful than you are familiar with.

But overall, it's not much.

After you finished appreciating it, before you had time to say a few more good words about this broken game, you saw that the expression on the face of Satoru Gojo, who was still young and beautiful in your eyes just now, instantly became sluggish, and the expression that seemed to be a little stunned was slowly replaced by a sluggish wooden flute, and the character collapsed in front of your eyes in an instant.

He's tall and wears sunglasses on his face, and you can't really see his specific expression from a bottom-up perspective, but he suddenly got goosebumps.

Before you could take a closer look at what the eyes of the Heavenly Pupils should be under his opaque sunglasses, you were suddenly shocked by the sudden sound of singing in your ears.

You turned your head and found that Xia Youjie, who was also a year younger, was standing upright like a primary school student with his ball head tied up high at the moment, as if he was performing some kind of gala program, and he was quite meticulous and sang a children's rhyme loudly to you.

You:?

Here's what's going on.

O iniquity!

You are shocked by this extremely OOC scene, and you don't even know what kind of expression to put on at this moment.

- Assuming you're guilty, then you should let the Jade Emperor punish you, instead of having you stand in this damn fangame and listen to characters who actually have a lot of affection for you sing to you.

What are you doing wrong!

Xia Youjie: "Lululululu, lululululu, lulu-"

You: "......"

You look at the brunette boy with strange bangs in front of you, and reflexively covers your ears after being frightened.

However, this game does not have a mute function, and his voice still penetrates the barrier of the palm of his hand, and penetrates into your ears very clearly.

You freeze in place as if you've been spelled a fixation, forced to listen for a few seconds.

You:...... Hey?

Doesn't this song sound familiar?

You put down your hand, your brain racing, you think about it carefully, and then you find to your horror—

He sang the world-famous "Song of the Flower Fairy".

Going back a little further, it's your mother's generation's favorite cartoon when I was a kid.

You: "............"

What an unexpectedly old-fashioned one, Jay!

Although the other party's singing is not very ugly, or more precisely, it is actually decent, but you still can't bear to look directly at this scene of collapse.

From now on, Xia Youjie probably won't have an image in your heart, do you think that even if he becomes the leader of the Panxing Sect one day and shouts monkeys to the prostrate crowd, today's scene will pop out of your mind uncontrollably.

“……”

It's pathetic, Jay.

It's not your problem to collapse the character, it's the damn production team that has to make this inexplicable field!

Whether it's OOC or an unexpected preference for classic cartoons of the last century, it has nothing to do with you, and it has nothing to do with Xia Youjie, an innocent NPC!

It's all the game's production team's fault!

- By the way, your ears don't want it now, and you want a pair of ears that haven't heard Xia Youjie sing the song of the flower fairy.

***

After successfully taking a minute to accept that Xia Youjie is now very likely to be affected by your domain, and thus regressed into a mind IQ comparable to that of a schoolboy, you took another deep breath and turned your gaze back to Gojo Satoru on the side.

You: "............"

It's good that the effect of the sunglasses is starting to fail.

Now, even if you can only see half of the face, you can still clearly see Satoru Gojo's intoxicated smile at the moment.

He didn't know what he was thinking, and the expression on his face was comparable to that of you who had just learned about the gold coins that had been popped up half an hour ago, full of infinite intoxicating joy and happiness.

When I leaned over and listened, I could even hear the sound of "hey, hey, hey" coming out of his mouth every once in a while, as if the whole person had sunk into his own world, and he didn't know what he was dreaming about.

You: "............"

What's going on, how do you feel that the effect is a little better than on Xia Youjie.

…… This guy was so weird when he was 15 years old!!

You clutch your chest, suffocated by the OOC award for the popular character in front of you.

Well, anyway, you know it all by now—

The so-called "all the wisdom" turned out to be the literal meaning of unpretentious...... These two guys are really demented!!

That's right! Spell Spirit!

Thinking of this, he turned his head over and looked at the place behind Satoru Gojo and Xia Youjie with burning eyes.

Similar to the situation of these two sad male high schools, the large cat-like spell spirit in front of him, who seemed to have only one eye, also stood stupidly in place as if he had been deprived of his brain, and even became so demented that he began to drool on the ground for a while.

…… Hey? So easy to use?

This is a first-level spell spirit that can use magic forms!

The power of the new skill is far beyond your imagination, and you suddenly left Wu and Xia, who were still in place, and walked forward without them, trying to talk to this spell spirit with a strong sense of sight.

You: "Hey? ”

Spell Spirit: ".................."

The enchanter didn't respond.

Compared to the clever trick on you just now, its huge body feels like it is wedged on the floor, and even if you have walked up to it and started waving in front of it, it still doesn't respond.

It looks like she's completely stupid.

This scene can't help but make your face happy.

You were a little bolder, and you picked up the warm knife you were already holding in your hand, and said to it in a kind voice: "If you don't run, then you are here to send me experience?" ”

“……………………”

The enchanter still didn't respond.

Very good.

As the saying goes, taking advantage of people's illness to kill people, after confirming that this first-level spell spirit has completely lost its ability to fight, you raised the knife without hesitation, held the handle of the knife with both hands, and used all your strength to cut off its head obliquely.

And that's not all. You understand the importance of mending the sword, so your men kept coming, and then slashed down vertically, cutting the spell spirit's massive body in half.

Fishy purple blood splatters all over you.

You lifted the corner of your coat and sniffed the hem of your skirt, revealing a look of disgust.

The cat's head fell to the ground and rolled gently twice along the floor.

On the severed head, the only eye of the spell purred and turned, and it didn't look dead.

It is worthy of being a first-level spell spirit, and its vitality is tenacious.

You sighed as you put down the dirty hem of your skirt and lifted the knife, and without hesitation, you made up for it in the eye. Then, in a very simple way, he grabbed the handle of the knife with both hands and poked it to a pulp.

You: Cool.

The spell spirit is dead now.

You straighten up, illuminated by the interior lights, like a hero who has returned home from a successful crusade.

And the theme of the hero is - with the help of the realm, you have successfully eliminated the first-level spell spirit.

The Evil Opening Kill didn't defeat you, so you don't have to worry about earning that annoying "Imbecile Player" title for the time being!

Whether it should be said or not, this game production team really knows the truth of animation production. After getting a new skill, you must win the first battle or something, and finally it is your turn to enjoy the day.

……

The shadow of the opening kill fades, and your mood is completely relaxed.

To be honest, you don't seem to have clicked on your personal attributes since you entered the game, and now you're a little curious about what your technique is.

— but the faint sound of sirens from below the mall makes you realize that you can't seem to stay here anymore.

As a 'non-safe zone' that can farm a level 1 spell spirit, who knows what you'll encounter if you stay here a little longer.

Thinking so, you turn your head to look at the youth version of the strongest duo who are still smirking and singing.

You: "............"

Pretty good.

Then the music and the dance.

Your mission is complete, just go first.

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