Chapter 259: If you're serious, you'll lose!
In the backyard of the Tongfu Inn, everyone shifted their positions and came to the house.
Mo Xiaobei sat on a stool, and the others sat in all corners of the room, all around her.
"What the hell is wrong with you? Say! Mo Xiaobei asked very puzzled.
Everyone looked at each other, but they were not the first to ask, but Tong Xiangyu was the first to ask: "Xiaobei, didn't you admit it last night?" ”
"That's right!" Mo Xiaobei nodded and said proudly: "The man in black last night was me!" ”
"What about the other one?"
"It's my friend, who only obeys my orders."
"Just listen to you?" Bai Zhantang asked with a little skepticism: "Then will he go out to do bad things behind his back?" ”
"Absolutely not!"
"Are you sure?"
"Sure, surely, surely!"
Several people gasped, and the luck psychology that had just been born disappeared in an instant.
"Oops! Grinding and chirping, I'll ask! ”
Guo Furong couldn't help it, stepped forward, sat next to Mo Xiaobei, and asked, "Xiaobei, let me ask you, did you burn the fire in Eighteen Lipu?" ”
"Which fire are you talking about?"
"Huh?"
This made Guo Furong confused, "How many fires did you put on fire?" ”
"Two fires!" Mo Xiaobei said very proudly: "At that time, when I saw that there was a fire over there, I immediately made a fire in the north and east!" ”
Hearing her words, everyone's hearts were cold, Tong Xiangyu's tears flowed down again, and he asked angrily: "You... Why are you setting it on fire? ”
"To put out the fire!"
“… Yes? ”
What does it mean, how can they not understand the meaning of these two sentences, arson is to put out fires? Isn't that a paradox?
"Hey~ so stupid!"
Mo Xiaobei was also very helpless, took out a piece of paper from the bookcase, and then took a pen to draw on it and said:
"Come here, this is a fire in Eighteen Miles, and I continue to output flames in this place and here, and according to the direction of the air flow, the fire inside will be drawn to the sky, so that the flames will not continue to spread, understand?"
That day, Mo Xiaobei saw the fire ignited, so he ran to the playhouse to ask for help.
The Visible Star and Yellow Sky skills are both cooling, and there is no way to rain heavily, so Zhou Yu and Lu Xun helped her come up with this method according to the skills of the young general, the Flame Vortex.
Playing with fire, they are the professionals
wuwu~
The five of them shook their heads in unison, feeling very powerful, but they really didn't understand.
The only thing I understand is probably to know that Mo Xiaobei set the fire not to harm people, but to put out the fire.
"That'...... What about the spontaneous combustion of lanterns in the lamp market street and temple fairs? Big Mouth asked.
"It was the temple fair organizers who cut corners, the lanterns were not up to standard, and they burned as soon as the wind blew."
Mo Xiaobei checked this matter, and she took the lantern fragment to the game house and handed it to Zhuge Liang.
He knew at a glance that this lantern structure was not good, it was fine when there was no wind, but once the wind started, it would definitely burn to the side and cause spontaneous combustion.
"The firelight of Zuojiazhuang?" Xiucai asked.
"It's Zhang Acrobatics' apprentice, who learned the skills secretly, but he didn't dare to practice in the yard, for fear of being discovered, he secretly practiced in the alley, and changed the alley every day."
She saw it when she passed by that night, and leaned on the eaves to watch it for a while.
I admired the acrobatics, but I was afraid that he would cause a fire, so I never left, so I knew a lot.
“…”
Zuojiazhuang is a very lively area, and it is also a place where artists often stay, before, Mo Xiaobei's three senior brothers came to look for her, and the road was not entangled enough, it was over there that he made money by performing arts, and then he came to Qixia Town.
Mo Xiaobei's words silenced all five people in the room.
After a long time, Bai Zhantang suddenly asked, "The White Horse Book..."
Before he finished speaking, Mo Xiaobei got up, knelt on the bed and kowtowed, saying, "I didn't mean to, who knew that the toilet would blow up when it was lit." ”
She really did it.
That day, in order to test the power of the jet flame, Mo Xiaobei took the young general to the academy.
As a result, before the flames hit the toilet, they just wiped the edge and exploded, which frightened her and ran to the playhouse, for fear of getting a foul smell on her body.
But others didn't know, thinking that the Red Flame Twin Demons were nearby, how could the academy dare to let students go to school.
Later, when the students tasted the sweetness, they secretly lit the gate and ...... It's a holiday again.
All the responsibilities are counted on the Red Flame Twin Demons.
The drama of Wulin Gaiden has a bit of a taste of satirical rumors.
For example, the legend of stealing the holy white jade soup is just that the people on the rivers and lakes want to excuse themselves and transfer it to him, in fact, Lao Bai doesn't dare to resist when he sees ordinary catchers, and when he hears the six doors, his legs will be directly weak, and he can't show his martial arts.
And the situation of the Guanzhong hero Lu Qinghou, the audience also understands, but except for a few people present at the time, no one knows that the thief god Ji Wusheng was said to be alive.
In addition, Xiucai later made up the identity of Lu Landing, a magic pen scholar, for himself, which made the rumors more and more evil.
Li Dazui, the descendant of the Xuantie kitchen knife, the person personally recognized by the imperial chef, the son of Xuanyuan, the god of gambling, is also greedy for small gains, and buys private salt to make some small profits for himself.
The head of the Hengshan faction, Mo Xiaobei, the leader of the Wuyue Alliance, needless to say about the status of the rivers and lakes, but who knows, the head of the family is handed down, and the leader of the Wuyue Alliance is just a bureau that Yue Songtao owes money and deliberately does.
Besides, the Hengshan faction opened a patriarch and killed eight thieves, and they could all be passed on to 800 single-handedly.
Even the world's first female head catcher Zhan Hongaya, she has not even caught a thief, a simple sentence that the thief is dead, you can solve the case, the key is that everyone else still believes it.
Moreover, who in the world would believe that the martial arts classics of all sects and factions were drawn by an old man.
The martial arts biography is to present many unknown stories in the martial arts to everyone in a relaxed and funny way.
It can be summed up in one simple sentence - if you are serious, you will lose!
After listening to Mo Xiaobei's words, everyone looked at each other, and suddenly laughed, laughing so loudly that Mo Xiaobei was a little creepy and at a loss.
After a long time, they stopped and told Mo Xiaobei about the matter.
Knowing that his name was not the Red Flame Hero, but the Red Flame Twin Demons, Mo Xiaobei was very angry and a little frustrated.
It seems that it is really not easy to be a hero who is recognized by everyone.
Sure enough, the uncles in the store are right, knowledge is power!
After thinking about these things clearly, Mo Xiaobei also promised them that she would never go out in night clothes again, and when she grew up, she would think about how to be a hero.
After the matter was explained, they were also very happy, and the first thing they did was to get back the monthly money they gave to Big Mouth.
Then the big guy will figure out how to deal with the upcoming six door arrests!
(End of chapter)