Chapter 2 Ideas

"Wow! You want to scare people to death, you walk silently?" Niu Guohua just turned around and saw Wang Lung's two obscene eyes staring at him tightly, so frightened that he almost threw away the beer plate in his hand.

"I was going to have a heart attack that day, and I must have been scared out of your kid, stinky boy, help me hold some points. Niu Guohua complained while stuffing the plate of side dishes in his hand into Wang Long's hand.

As soon as Wang Long's hand was about to touch the plate, Niu Guohua immediately took it back, and muttered in his mouth: "Forget it, I'll come by myself, let you hold it, I'll have to fucking drink the northwest wind at noon today." ”

Wang Lung doesn't compete with Niu Guohua either, anyway, he is full now, even if the Manchu and Han full seats are placed in front of him, it will not be too attractive.

Since the other party didn't need to help himself, Wang Lung didn't pay attention to Niu Guohua, turned around and walked to the small table, pulled Ma Zha and sat down again.

Picking up a bottle of beer that Niu Guohua had just opened and pouring himself a glass, Wang Lung looked at the other party's indifferent expression and sneered in his heart: "Hehe, you don't say anything, look at who consumes whom, Lao Tzu now has a year of vacation, and there is time, I don't believe you can hold back." ”

Just as Wang Lung thought, Niu Guohua didn't eat a few bites, and seeing that Wang Lung didn't mean to speak, he was impatient and annoyed.

Niu Guohua sighed, took a sip of beer from his wine glass, pretended to cough and said, "Xiaolong, the old man gave you a year of vacation, are you going to play there?"

Wang Lung held a chopstick in his hand and kept knocking on the empty plate on the table, squinting his small eyes and humming a little song slowly in his mouth, and he didn't hear what Niu Guohua said at all.

Niu Guohua waited for a long time to see that Wang Lung still had no reaction, and took a closer look at the other party's appearance, he almost cried out of anger, he understood it, Wang Lung didn't hear his question at all, and he didn't know where the Dao fugue went.

Niu Guohua picked up the chopsticks in his hand and knocked them on Wang Long's hand.

There was a slight pain in his hand, Wang Lung was stunned for a moment, raised his head and glared at Niu Guohua and asked, "Why are you beating me?"

"Beat you, I'll kill you, I told you for a long time, you kid is good, you are all on the sidelines, and your brain doesn't know what to think all day long?" Niu Guohua has been accustomed to Wang Lung's tepid performance for more than ten years, and the other party has not improved at all.

Wang Lung didn't listen to what Niu Guohua asked just now, at first he wanted to spend time with Niu Guohua to see who had consumed whom, but he didn't expect that he was bored, and his brain began to think about how to make Niu Guohua pay out.

Suddenly facing Niu Guohua's questioning, Wang Lung seemed a little weak-hearted, and could only say with a hippie smile: "Hehe, Saorui, Saorui, I didn't pay attention for a while, what did you just ask?"

Looking at Wang Long's hip-hop look, Niu Guohua thought: "This kid must not have any good intentions with a bad smile on his face, hurry up and send him away, or the longer it takes, the more bottomless his heart will be." ”

I want to think about it, but I can't express it directly. Niu Guohua pretended to be very angry and said, "Let me ask you, the old man gave you a year of vacation, where are you going to play?"

"Where are you going? Uh-huh......." Wang Lung looked upwards with his eyelids, and continued as if he was thinking about it thoughtfully: "I have thought about it more than eight hundred times on the way here, I have grown so big, don't you say it, I really haven't been far away, I think about it, and I don't know where to go." Within a radius of 100 miles, I know you best, so I won't come to you first. ”

The more Niu Guohua listened, the more mysterious he became, this kid wouldn't have come to me for a vacation, and hurriedly asked: "What are you doing here with me, the old man didn't tell me where to let you go, you won't ......?"

Niu Guohua was a little nervous and didn't dare to continue asking.

Looking at the other party's nervous appearance, Wang Long forcibly held back a smile and raised eyebrows at Niu Guohua.

Flirtatious eyebrows, very coquettish, just don't speak. Niu Guohua looked at Wang Lung's disgusting appearance now, he was now more and more worried about what he had just thought, recalling what Wang Lung had just said and adding his own guess, Niu Guohua was shocked, and stood up with a rub: "No, absolutely not!"

Wang Lung couldn't continue to pretend any longer.

Puff...... Burst...... Ha Lu Ha ......!

Niu Guohua looked at Wang Lung laughing wildly, and felt a lot of evil.

"Damn, I was tricked by this kid again, I know that Lu Dao can't take this kid seriously, but I will be fooled every time, that's it, I don't know what Lu Dao owes this kid in his last life, and he plays it every time. Niu Guohua thought viciously in his heart.

Wang Lung laughed wildly for a while, glanced at Niu Guohua's uncertain black face with his spare eyes, and thought: I can't make any more trouble, what can I do if this old boy doesn't pay for it.

Cough...... Wang Lung slightly rubbed his facial muscles that were stiff from laughter, and then said: "Andy, I'm really not lying to you, I really didn't think about where to go, or you can help me think about it, you have been to many places, you help me see where it is fun, if you can name what makes my heart move, I will leave immediately, if you don't know the way yourself, hehe... When are you going to give me a good idea, when am I going to go, how about it?"

"Feelings, this stinky boy came to me to make me think about him. Niu Guohua sneered and immediately fell into deep thought.

He had to come up with a good place to send Wang Lung away, or he would have to suffer.

Wang Lung looked at Boss Niu and didn't bother him, got up and walked to the side of the shelf, ready to take out the remote control that he had just kicked in.

As soon as Wang Lung put the remote control next to the TV, he heard Niu Guohua slapping his thigh.

"I thought of it, little dragon, hey...... What about people?" Niu Guohua raised his head and didn't see Wang Lung's figure, and immediately turned his head to the side.

Seeing that Wang Lung was next to the TV, Niu Guohua beckoned to the other party: "I thought of it, Xiaolong, come here, I'll tell you." Wang Lung looked at Boss Niu with excitement on his face curiously, and wanted to listen to the other party's high opinion at the small table again!

Wang Lung sat on the horse and looked at Niu Guohua suspiciously, and asked, "You thought of it so quickly, are you fooling me?"

Niu Guohua hurriedly interrupted Wang Long: "Why are you fooling you, you listen to me first, didn't the old man give you a year of vacation?

Wang Lung frowned and thought: Isn't this all!

Wang Long just wanted to speak, Niu Guohua saw that the other party's expression was not good and said that he should not be verbose, and continued: Xiaolong, if I am not mistaken, you and Qing'er are both orphans taken in by the old man since childhood, so have you ever thought about going back to your hometown to have a look?"

After listening to Niu Guohua's words, Wang Long's expression was slightly stunned, and he thought to himself: "Yes, I remember that when I was young, one day the old ghost went out and waited for him to come back, and there was a sunny child by his side." At that time, Qing'er was still young, and as soon as she spoke, the old ghost said that they were all orphans like me, and they brought it back to me as a companion. After so many years, I have forgotten about it, but where is my hometown .......?

Wang Lung thought for a long time, but didn't come up with a reason, raised his head and stared at Niu Guohua silently.

Niu Guohua looked at Wang Lung's appearance and felt guilty: "Xiaolong, what's wrong?"

Niu Guohua asked several times, but the other party did not respond, raised his hand and shook it in front of Wang Long's eyes and continued: "Hey, Xiaolong, Xiaolong......"

Wang Lung was shaken back to his senses by Niu Guohua: "Hmm! What's wrong?"

Niu Guohua was made to cry and laugh by Wang Long's irregular fugue in all directions: "What's wrong with you, I asked you for a long time and didn't say anything!"

Wang Lung touched the back of his head embarrassedly and smiled: "Sao Rui, Sao Rui, you just told me about returning to my hometown reminded me of some past events. ”

Niu Guohua shook his head slightly: "Alas, you kid! By the way, what about my idea?"

Wang Lung pursed his lips, raised his eyes to look at Niu Guohua and nodded cautiously: "Well, it's good, but it's ......."

Niu Guohua looked at Wang Long's unhurried movements, picked up the wine glass in his hand and prepared to take a sip, and when he heard Wang Longyi say, he paused his drinking: "But? But what? If you have any ideas, you can quickly say it, mother-in-law and mother are like a girl." ”

Wang Lung sighed deeply and said, "Your idea is good, but I don't know where my hometown is. ”

Niu Guohua heard Wang Longyi say and squirted out all the wine he had just drunk in his mouth.

Wang Lung had already seen Niu Guohua's puffing cheeks when Niu Guohua was about to erupt, and immediately floated away, and glanced down to confirm that he had not been sprayed. However, Wang Lung still swept his clothes: "Hey, pay attention to hygiene, such a big person still defecates everywhere." ”

Niu Guohua has long been directly immune to Wang Long's words, and this kid is really long-lived, Boss Niu touched his mouth and said angrily: "You don't even know where your hometown is?

Wang Lung kicked Ma Zha from the opposite side of Niu Guohua to the left side and sat down and said, "I've been by the old ghost's side for as long as I can remember, and I've never heard him mention it, and I haven't asked. ”

Niu Guohua shook his head helplessly, and said softly: "Yes, you have really become a black household, you haven't heard the old man miss a word for so many years?"

Wang Lung frowned deeply and shook his head helplessly and said: "Every day is the same, how can there be any style, even the old ghost does not make a sound!"

Guohua has no choice but to keep shaking his head. 、

Bell ...... Jingle Bell ...... Niu Guohua got up and walked to the counter and grabbed the phone: "Hey, which one?"

"Hey, Brother Niu, my little Luo, Luo Song!"

"Oh, Xiao Luo, what's wrong, what's the matter?"

"I was going to the capital in the afternoon, passing through Jinan, and last time my sister-in-law said that if I went to Jinan, I would help her get a little something. ”

"Oh, that's good, Xie Luxie, you're still thinking about it, when are you leaving in the afternoon, I'll send it to you?"

"Hehe, let's be polite, I just have to go to your place to buy something in the afternoon, I'll just bring it with me when the time comes, I don't need you to send it over, I just call you to get ready first!"

"Well, okay, I'll prepare it in a while, you can just come over in the afternoon. ”

......

"Well, yes, see you soon!"

Niu Guohua put down the phone and sat directly on Maza, Wang Lung raised his head and swept the other party with questioning eyes.

Niu Guohua didn't hide anything, and directly told Wang Long the content of the phone: "Your sister-in-law's hometown is Jinan, and my father-in-law is left alone at home, let him come over with us, he can't come alive, and his health has not been good recently, your sister-in-law is always worried, this won't go to Jinan to take care of her father, it's been almost a month, and it is estimated that she won't be able to come back for a while. ”

Wang Lung nodded and asked, "What disease does the old man have?"

"Alas, when you are old, your health is not very good, and they are all the roots of the disease left by suffering when you were young!"

Wang Lung nodded slightly and continued: "Well, the older generation has suffered a lot, alas, as long as the root of the disease is left, it is generally not easy to deal with. ”

Niu Guohua sighed and said: "It's still good as the old saying goes, don't have money, don't have any disease." You sit down first, and I'll pack up your sister-in-law's things first. ”